Princess Pamper Precedent
Chapter 4
Previous ChapterNext ChapterMuch like breakfast, lunch was a standard affair. There was no infantile foods, the staff treated her the same as always, the primary difference was the food on offer. A vegetable soup with a garlic toast and nice plum wine, all of which her attendant Slushy dutifully fed her. The food was all just as good as she was used to, Celestia had nothing to say, and nopony else had any comments either, except for key members of staff asking her how she enjoyed the meal, with her responding in the usual way "It's lovely, thank you." And just enjoying the meal, that continued until they got to the end of the meal, which is when Slushy began to speak.
"Alright Princess, your afternoon court will begin shortly after you finish eating, there are plenty of ponies who wish to see you. We have a group of Pegasi here to discuss slight changes to the fall seasonal weather patterns for southern Equestria, a group a business ponies who want to discuss their reasoning for an alteration to the price of aluminum, several farmers seeking aid for development of area en-route from Ponyville to Appleloosa, a pair of unicorns, Flim and Flam, who want to discuss a brand new diaper they've invented that they believe will interest you, a meeting with Fancy Pants on the development of several aid programs to know how those are progressing along, and finally there is a mare called Honey Habit who wishes to speak on some educational and foal rearing ideas that have been studied and how they could be implemented into schools and homes around Equestria." Slushy finally stopped, seemingly having managed to avoid breathing while speaking.
Celestia simply nodded her head to all of that, except for one thing in particular. "Flim, and Flam?" Their names stood out, having heard of them before, both in circles relating to business ponies concerns, and she believed Twilight's friends may have mentioned them once.
But more importantly the whole idea of being show a new diaper seemed rather off to her, given what she'd just done to one not very long ago, she figured they must be enchanted to some degree, otherwise hers would have been torn clean away by the magical surge that came out of her.
"I know, I know." Slushy said, looking slightly annoyed, a first Celestia had seen on the mare's face. "I'm not even sure how they got past the initial board, especially since your diapers are already quite well made. They must have shown off something quite remarkable to get an audience."
Celestia just nodded again, she'd finished eating and had any residue removed from her muzzle by Slushy wiping her with a cloth, which outside of the diaper usage, was the most infantile thing to happen to her. With lunch out of the way, the two of them headed to the throne room, ponies bowing or saluting as she passed. If not for the constantly crinkling from her flank, and the bulk between her hind hooves, nothing would be out of the ordinary.
Celestia came into the throne room, as regal as ever, despite the diaper strapped to her flank, making her way to the throne and sitting upon it. Now she'd sat on her throne many, many times, and this was the comfiest it had ever been. It was so comfy it actually surprised her slightly, as she had tried many things over the course of her life to make sitting in one spot for a long period of time more tolerable, from pillows, to blankets, to just levitating slightly above the seat, the diaper between her flank and the seat was by far the comfiest thing she had ever felt. Likely due to the fact that the diaper hugged her flank rather perfectly with a hefty amount of bulk to act as a cushion underneath. This didn't mean that when she finally figured out how to undo all of this she was going to start wearing them to ease her flank while sitting on her throne, but perhaps it would lead to something she could use without looking absolutely foalish.
By the time she was done thinking about that, the first group had been ushered in, and just as Slushy had said, it was a group of Pegasi who addressed her, and bowed. "Please, you are welcome here, begin." Celestia said, fighting back a monotone that threatened to slip in from how often she said that line.
Begin they did, only one Pegasus really talked, a light blue pony with a single colored mane and tail, both a dark yellow color, introducing himself as Stratus Streak, he began to go at length about the various weather patterns for southern Equestria during various times of the year, all culminating in the slight changes he suggested for the fall season that would best suit the environment around it. Despite Celestia's complete lack of interest in the topic, she remained at attention, taking in every detail, and approving of the changes. These sort of meetings were often the most dull, but also the simplest, a group of individuals in charge of a specific field who had a large amount of knowledge about what they did had found something that could benefit everypony by implementing a few key changes. Naturally this sort of thing could likely be handled by anypony but her, it made Celestia wonder just why this was something she needed to deal with specifically, did the filtering process simply send her things that she was almost certain to approve? It felt pointless to speculate, because once she had fixed things, this system would no longer be in place, though perhaps it could come back, she'd have to get more info on just how it all worked.
After they were done, the group was taken out, and the next one came in, a group of ponies of various kinds, Earth, Unicorn, Pegasi, mares and stallions alike. Celestia recalled Slushy mentioning that this was about the price of aluminum. She recalled this sort of thing, often there were nobles or business ponies vested in certain things and they would often petition to meet with her to make something more expensive to line their own pockets. Very rarely did ponies come together for something to have it's price adjusted in a reasonable way, though given the filtering process, Celestia had the impression it would be for a good reason.
Then it began all over again, greetings, introductions, and a lot of speaking. Celestia had been right in that they were here for a legitimate reason concerning the price of the material and how lowering it slightly would actually be better for trade markets at this time when exporting out of Equestria. During the various ponies of the group discussing several charts and graphs they had brought, Celestia's attentiveness was sidetracked as a sudden relief washed over her. Her ears splayed back for a moment, her face twitched, and she began to feel a sudden heat pooling in her diaper.
She was peeing again. Much like before, no warning, she hadn't felt the need to go, she had been more aware of it happening in the moment, likely because of how she was paying attention to the group in front of her, the sudden sensation of urinating managed to distract her quite a bit, though it didn't last long, her diaper didn't look like she'd wet it, but she was sat in a warm, squishy diaper, and damn it all, it felt good. It really hit her because she would normally never do such a thing, not even when things were normal, if she needed to use the bathroom it would wait until a scheduled break time, she wouldn't just stop everything to go take care of business, both because it was rude to the ponies who came to see her, who often had very limited time to do so because she saw so many ponies, but because it also meant she was ruining the carefully laid schedule of her staff that set everything in motion from day to day.
Ultimately, despite that slight distract, Celestia quickly refocused on what the ponies were explaining to her and things continued from there. The only real thought she gave to the diaper was as it slowly, slowly began to cool as the conversation continued. By the time she had approved of what they had come to talk about, several hours had already passed and the next group, the farmers, which consisted primarily of Earth ponies, though there were a few Unicorns and Pegasi, a larger group as well, they too went into what they wanted.
Apparently there was a plan to start setting up agricultural around the land between Ponyville and Appleloosa, along the railroad track. Nothing like setting up a whole town, this would primarily be a few homes of the ponies who worked the fields they'd be setting up, along with a new train stop, one that would primarily be used for loading and unloading crops and supplies. The sort of thing that would likely morph into a town of some kind over the next few decades or so once the ponies had established these fields for some time.
Much like the last two cases, this one was fairly open and shut, and much like the last two cases it likely only came to her because of her authority in general. She had no idea what the situation was with the buffalo in this odd timeline, but it likely wasn't anywhere near their land, and probably closer to Ponyville. Again, she didn't give too much though to all of this because fixing things would likely undo quite a bit of it. Which the more Celestia thought about it, the more she wondered if things even needed fixing.
Yes, diapers were dumb, embarrassing, and silly. The magical surges were very concerning as well as the ring on her horn. But so far, she was seeing things run much more smoothly, though that's only because she didn't know the full extent of how things worked, what if this filter had decided that ponies with legitimate grievances weren't allowed to see her for some reason? Celestia didn't know and she wouldn't know without learning more about this world, but was it right to worry about that when she knew she had to fix things? Even if things were currently better, for all creatures right now, did she not have a moral obligation to fix things because everypony had been set on this path by somepony else who had subverted the original way things had occurred?
Honestly it was giving her a headache, which was worrying because the last time that happened her diaper had been stained green. Thankfully her mind was taken away from those thoughts as two Unicorns were brought in. They were pulling a small cart with a blanket covering something behind them. No doubt they only just put the blanket on it as the guards would have searched it several times over before the two had been allowed to enter with it.
Twin Unicorns with matching manes, coats, and eyes, the only difference between them was their cutiemarks and their facial hair, one of which had a mustache that seemed to fit the style of clothing they wore, which of course was also matching between them. Celestia watched the two of them confidently come up with thier cart.
Of course, despite everything about this being a bit odd, the two ponies still bowed and introduced themselves. "Flim and," "Flam." "At your service Princess!" Thankfully each of them said their name on their own before speaking jointly after, letting her know that the one with the mustache was Flam.
"I welcome you, I hear that you two have something to show me?" Celestia asked.
"Why that we do Princess!" Flam said as he and his brother stood back behind their cart.
"It is only our latest and greatest product yet!" Flim added, the two of them grabbing the blanket.
"Behold, our Princess Diaper Deluxe!" Both of them shouted as they pulled the blanket off.
What they all saw was a diaper, sitting on a cart, with a glass cover over the top of it. The diaper looked to be plain white with accents the same color as the Unicorns red manes. Oddly there also appears to be a picture of both their faces on it, at what looked like the rear of the diaper. Celestia wondered if that was on purpose or not, they did know what diapers were for right?
"It's more durable, more absorbent, and more comfortable than the diapers you already wear yourself." Flam said.
"Not to knock those who crafted the ones gracing your flank at the moment your highness, but we are confident our diaper will be more than adequate to your needs." Flim said.
"Yes, as this diaper does something no other could hope to do, and that's contain any and all smells. Once it's inside of this, no smell can get out!" Flam added.
That seemed to get ponies attentions, Celestia could see the guards looking at the diaper with a level of interest. Though before Celestia could say anything, Slushy spoke up.
"Well, if you've done your research I'm sure your aware of just how bad those smells can get. As the attendant to the Princess, I deal with her diapers on a constant basis, how do I know that your diaper is what it claims to be?" Celestia did her best to hold her emotions in check as Slushy so brazenly admitted to changing her diapers, not that such a thing was a secret, but she had to keep the blush from forming on her face.
"We are indeed aware!" Flam exclaimed.
"Yes, we demonstrated the capabilities of the product to the ponies who allowed us to come in, they seemed completely convinced!" Flim stated.
"And what do you need from me?" Celestia asked.
"Well, we are but simple inventors and salesmen, we do not have the setup to manufacture these on the scale of what every Princess would need, which is why we are here to ask for a simple investment in order to get started!" Flim and Flam both said, not in unison, but whenever one stopped, the other started.
Celestia really didn't know what to say, both because she knew nothing about diapers, and because, so far, everypony sent in here had a legitimate reason to seek her out, the board had filtered ponies to her that she easily agreed with, would it not be the same with these two? Thankfully she didn't have to say anything.
"Well, before we would ever think of agreeing to that we'd need to test the diaper ourselves." Slushy said.
"Ah, but we took care of that earlier-" Flam was cut off by Slushy saying. "Well I'm sure you won't mind letting us test it further then? After all, if the board was convinced I'm sure we will too. Besides, the Princess does need a change, what a better opportunity than right now."
"Uh well, we only have the one garment right now-" Flim was then cut off as Slushy went on. "Well I'm sure you can make more yes? That's what the money we'll be giving you will go towards." Now Slushy was heading towards the two, of course her magic lifted the glass cover and then the diaper, setting the cover down after taking it.
Slushy's eyes scrutinized the diaper in her magic as she brought it close to her. The mare looked very serious as she stared at the diaper, then brought it back up to Celestia. "Okay Princess, let's get you changed."
"Here?!" Celestia said, unable to stop the sound of panic in her voice.
Flim and Flam also looked a bit put off at the idea of the Princess being changed in front of them, but they voiced no concern.
"A little out of the ordinary, but it isn't like you haven't been changed here before, though not usually for a mundane change like this. This will also be the best way to test out this diaper and give them our verdict." Slushy said.
Celestia, unable to refute the logic, got up onto her hooves. Her diaper sagged down, she felt it peel away from her body for a split second. In mere moments her diaper was being magically dealt with by Slushy, it coming off as Celestia did her absolute best to not be embarrassed, and it was hard, there were so many ponies looking at her, the guards, Flim, Flam was actually looking at the floor, Celestia had to remain stoic as she felt the cool wipe slide against her flank, slide along her vulva. She was breathing heavily now, grateful that all this attention to her private area hadn't caused any arousal, that would have been suffering at its finest.
Thankfully a wet diaper was dealt with in such a short amount of time that Celestia wasn't even sure if a few minutes had passed, though something was different about this, she didn't smell the scent of foal powder in the air, and there was a sudden pinch as Slushy did one last wipe past her anus that even Celestia couldn't completely ignore as she made a slight whine. After that the diaper was taped around her flank, it felt, alright. In fact it felt a lot like the other diaper she had on, the same in fact.
"So Princess, how do you feel?" Slushy asked.
"Well, it is quite comfortable." Celestia told.
"More comfortable than your other diaper?" Slushy continued.
"I'm not sure about that, it feels quite similar." Too similar, Celestia thought.
"Well, at least that means it is of high quality." Slushy commented as she led the Princess down to Flim and Flam.
Celestia was just as confused as the two unicorns when she was taken next to them and turned around, her butt facing the two Unicorns.
"Well I can see you two did your best, it looks just like one of the diapers the Princess usually wears." Slushy said, Flim and Flam seemed a bit more confident.
"Well we strive to do our best!" Flam exclaimed, confidence seemed to be with him.
As Celestia stood there as a sudden ache spread through her abdomen, it caught her quite by surprise and a loud. 'Grrgloorn!' Echoed from her gut. Celestia instantly recognized the feeling from this morning. She was about to defecate!
"Is she?.." Flim asked, both him and his brother began to back away, unable to do so as Slushy's magic caught the hems of their shirts and held them there.
"Oh the Princess? Well of course she uses these diapers, and we have to know the most important thing about this one, how well it holds in the smell." Slushy said, a smug smile spreading across her face.
Celestia, for her part, couldn't hear a word they were saying, not because she couldn't hear them, but because all of her brainpower was currently going towards trying not to let her bowels release, they had briefly gone towards moving herself away from the ponies right next to her rear, but quickly found that her legs were stiff as stone. Her tail slowly began to raise as she felt her backside begin to shake from the effort she was putting in to halt her bodily function. Her effort awarded her about twenty seconds of time before her anus flew open and a torrent of gas exited her rear end.
It wasn't a magical surge, no, this was just everyday average flatulence, no green fog, but a clear horrid odor that seemed to waft into the air as if there were no diaper there at all. Her backside spluttered for a few moments before something began to drop out of her. With all the grace of an excited foal, Celestia began filling the diaper strapped to her flank like it was her job. A feeling of elation coursed up her spine as the waste exited her body, unable stop herself from letting out a deep sigh of relief as the garment sagged down with the weight of several pounds of manure, only for her sigh to get caught in her throat. "Emrph.." Something more solid stretching her anus a bit before exiting her body. The back of her diaper began to stretch in seconds, the image of Flim and Flam's faces quickly became distorted and stretched before ultimately getting stained a deep brown coloration, making it seem as if there had never been a design there at all.
Celestia had no idea how long she was standing there, much like before, time seemed to come to a standstill as every moment her body evacuated waste lasted for what seemed like hours. A horrifying sensation of pleasure mixed with relief filled her mind as her body continued to push out the seemingly endless mass of excrement. Her diaper drooped down more and more until it was nearly halfway down her legs before it finally stopped. "Aah.." Celestia uttered as it seemed like she was completely done.
Finally able to move again she turned around to see both Unicorns lying on the floor, unconscious. Slushy stood to the side and a few guards could be seen holding their noses.
"I don't think their diaper works any better than our own Princess." Slushy said as Celestia looked down at the Unicorns, absolutely speechless.
"Did. Did I?" Celestia stammered.
"Well yes. Technically you did, but only because these two are lightweights." Slushy mentioned. "Serves them right though, thinking they could get this diaper past me. I've changed enough of these things to know them when I see them, this is just one of your normal diapers, they just dressed it up."
Slushy patted Celestia's full diaper. "I don't know what they did to trick the board, but I'm sure they'll be able to explain that later." Slushy said as a guard came over, loaded both of them onto their cart, and began to wheel them out.
Celestia had no idea what to say, until she did. "How did you know I would use the diaper so quickly." The idea that she would need to use it so soon after it was put on was quite coincidental.
"Oh? Did you not feel the suppository Princess? I figured we could get your next bowel movement out of the way before moving on to more important matters." Slushy said.
"Ah, that explains why it seemed so.. Violent." Celestia added.
"Alright Princess, time for another change!" Slushy exclaimed, levitating more supplies over, they had been stationed closer to the throne before, Celestia had thought Slushy had merely teleported them earlier, but it seemed they kept some in here.
"Once we get you cleaned up we'll continue with the rest of the meetings." Slushy stated as Celestia heard the tapes of her diaper being torn away.
After having soiled her diaper so completely in front of so many ponies, getting changed now hardly felt like something worth worrying about, and she desperately wanted to be changed anyway, no matter how much her mind seemed to be telling her to put it off.
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