Chapters A Wretched Day for Wing-Wing and Dongwa
There are a lots of characters Ben Cownie dislikes, such as Squidward Tentacles, Angelica Pickles Cotton Hill and Peggy Hill. He had to deal with their horrific actions, most especially their cruelness.
One day, as Applejack was busy buying apples, he spotted a boy with a helmet and a diaper outside his pants.
"Hello?" said Applejack. "Who are you?"
"My name is Jeffy." said the Koopa. "I am part of the SuperMarioLogan web series since 2016. And you're just a horrid, stupid pony who likes green beans!"
"How rude!" thought Applejack. "This brat is just a spoiled rotten idiot."
Later, after Applejack finished buying apples, she spoke to Ben.
"How horrible." said Ben. "Jeffy was one of the worst SML characters I had seen."
"I call him 'Wretch'." said Applejack.
"A good nickname." laughed Ben. "He always causes trouble for Mario, and worse of all, Rosalina sides with him instead of Mario."
"What is that, Ben?" complained Dongwa as he came in. "Are you afraid of some rowdy idiots?"
"His name is Jeffy!" snapped Ben. "He was one of the worst brats I've seen! At least you, despite being a jerk, you have a heart. He on the other hand is just immature, stupid and destructive."
"Hmph!" snapped Dongwa. "I know everything about destructive monsters! They're rude and destructive, but you can make the behave. At least, my alley cat friends are good friends deep down despite being rude at times. I don't boast, but brats are a piece of cake. I bet they won't dare cause trouble for a splendid cat like me."
"Yeah sure! The Sleeve Dogs overtake your power to get over them for no reason back in the time you and your siblings have a alley night opera!" snapped Ben.
"Oh they think I'm a monkey, and where did you hear that from?" Dongwa grumbled.
"Mama and Baba tell us all about it, you know." giggled Ben.
Applejack raised a eyebrow. "I hear a tale about a cat and his mishap with that rat pest."
"SHUT UP!" snapped Dongwa. "As soon as I see that kid, I'll bite so hard it'll hurt him! Hmph!"
And Dongwa left. Ben and Applejack laughed in unison.
Later, Dongwa told everyone about what he heard about Jeffy."
"Sagwa's absolutely right!" grumbled Sheegwa. "That disabled brat is a nightmare!"
"Hmph!" snapped Wing-Wing. "You're just a small fry. That's why he's rude to you. I don't think he'll throw a destructive fit when I get the chance."
Of course Wing-Wing hadn't met Jeffy, and his chance soon came the next day.
Jeffy wasn't pleased with Wing-Wing's appearence. "Ugh! What a stupid ugly monster! I want Mickey Mouse, not some sort of feet pee!"
Wing-Wing was shocked. "Wow....you are really a troublesome brat. Now, I want you on your best behavior today. Okay?"
There was a short pause. Then Jeffy screamed right onto Wing-Wing's face, making the cat angry.
"NO SCREAMING!" he screamed back.
,Jeffy thought Wing-Wing wasn't fair. Sure Wing-Wing was a jerk, but this time he was really fair. Jeffy still wanted to do something to make Wing-Wing get in danger. "Can I put you on someone's car?"
"No!" snapped Wing-Wing. But before he could speak the next sentance, Jeffy picked up Wing-Wing and put him inside someone's car. He messed with it's controls, and off it started with Wing-Wing inside.
"MY CAR!" cried Homer Simpson. "Whatever messed with it's controls is a wretched monster!?"
Wing-Wing was frightened. "WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING!? HEEEELP!"
"OFF YOU GO!" called Jeffy as he walked away.
Poor Wing-Wing was stuck inside the car as it went faster and faster, and it approached Ben's house. "I've got to get out! I've got to get out!" wailed Wing-Wing.
He could see Sagwa in front of him!
"OH NO! LOOK OUT SAGWA!"
Sagwa jumped out of the way, just as Wing-Wing screamed. The car crashed into the house. Thankfully there was no one in the house, and Wing-Wing had jumped out of the window before the crash.
"Wing-Wing!" gasped Sagwa. "Are you okay?!"
"Yes." gasped Wing-Wing. "That horrible kid put me right into Homer's car, an caused it to drive away with me on it. But thankfully the windows are open and I got out just in time."
"I see." said Sagwa.
Ben saw the wreckage in shock. "Great heavens! What happened to my house?!"
Sagwa told him what Wing-Wing had said. Then she added, "But why can't you kill that kid?"
"I wonder if I could. But he's an adopted son of Mario and Rosalina. But I'll speak with Mario, knowing that Rosalina is too stupid to anknowledge Jeffy's bad actions."
"Okay." said Sagwa. "Whenever I pass that wretched kid, I'll just ignore him." And she did.
That night, Sagwa returned to China and went back to her sleeping spot. She was exhausted from the walking and the ignoring she did to Jeffy's bad behavior.
Dongwa found it all a great joke. "Well, that is a combo. First Wing-Wing from what I hear, then Sagwa. I can handle that brat-"
"For cat's sake, shut up!" snapped Sheegwa.
"I rather not. I know everything about destructive brats."
A noisy argument went along. Sagwa was cross. "Oh goodness! I can't stand this!" She then let out a frustrated yell of "QUIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEET!".
Everyone was shocked at what Sagwa yelled.
"If Dongwa can handle that wretched kid, then he'll show us tomorrow! Eh?"
The next day came, and Dongwa had found his chance. He went to the SML universe and found Jeffy.
"I WANT A PROPER CARETAKER! NOT A WIERD FUSSPOT!"
"Don't you call me wierd!" snapped Dongwa. "Now be on your best behavior."
Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle saw this.
"I hope that Jeffy doesn't make things worse like he did with Wing-Wing." muttered Fluttershy.
"Me too." Twilight added.
"Kitty, can I eat some chocolate cake?" asked Jeffy.
"Okay, said Dongwa. He then dragged something. It was a can of green beans.
Jeffy saw it and let out a loud "I HATE GREEN BEANS!"
Dongwa covered his ears with his paws. "DANG IT!" he snapped, as Jeffy started a tantrum. He threw the can of green beans, and did the same with the red couch and the TV screen.
Dongwa tried to stop the tantrum Jeffy was throwing. Applejack was watching Dongwa and saw something about to happen.
"LOOK OUT DONGWA!" screamed Applejack as Jeffy was about to knock over the vase over Dongwa.
Dongwa ducked out of the way as the vase came crashing down the ground.
After the tantrum was over, the house was a mess. Ben came to see what happened.
Dongwa spoke. "I'm sorry, Ben."
"None of this was your fault." soothed Ben. "I wonder who did it."
"It was mostly Jeffy." grumbled Dongwa.
"THAT IS IT!" screamed Ben. "I HAD IT WITH THAT STUPID DAGNABBIT KID! Mario, as soon as you clean up the mess, you turn him to the police!"
"You can't do that! I'm cool!" snapped Jeffy.
"TOO BAD!" snapped Ben. "This is for your own good!"
After Mario turned Jeffy to the police, the SML universe was started to get better, and Jeffy was never seen again. Dongwa on the other hand stopped boasting about brats. He now knew that brats can either be either enemies or friends.
Author's Note
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One morning, Percy was working happily when he saw something buried in tarpaulin
"What is this?" he wondered. His crew cleared the tarpaulin. It was a jewel-colored coach. "Wow! I loved it!" He thought it was marvelous.
At Ffarquhar Quarry, Mavis was very lonely. "Where is it? I wonder where could it be."
Ben felt sorry for the young diesel. "Are you sure there's nothing I can do?"
"No, Ben, It has to be around here somewhere."
Meanwhile Percy was pleased with the lost coach. It may be covered in cobwebs, but it was still in good order. He met Thomas.
"What's that?" he asked.
"It's mine, it's my treasure!" said Percy.
"Okay, okay." Thomas said. "What is it?"
He saw the jewel colored coach, and it was a cool sight he had seen.
"That's so handsome." said Thomas. "I've never seen anything like it. What are you going to do with it."
"Take it to the shunting yards."
At the sheds, Mavis was still sad about something. Ben walked up to her.
"What's wrong?" asked Ben, patting on the buffer.
"I was thinking about my owner, and this made me a little sad." said Mavis. And her story began.
"Back on my old railway, I waited for my old owner to come by after my shunting duties. And he would always bring the special gifts. But as of today, I lost one of the most precious gifts, the jewel colored coach."
"Not to worry. I'll send the Mane 6 on a search til it was found."
Thomas had heard everything and decided to tell Percy about it.
At Elsbridge Station, Percy arrived and saw Gordon and Henry.
"What have you got there?" asked Henry.
They saw the jewel colored coach. "This is so nice." said Gordon.
"I found it on the siding. It was covered in tarpaulin but my crew got it off." said Percy.
"Mind if we take a closer look?" asked Henry.
Percy wasn't sure.
"Hey, I don't want it, it's all yours. Finders keepers."
"Finders keepers?" asked Percy.
"It's simple." said Gordon. "You found it, you keep it!"
"So, don't you mind if we take a bit of a look?" asked Henry.
"I guess so." muttered Percy.
Just then, Rebecca came in.
"Hey, guys! Sir Topham Hatt wants you to take your trains to you destinations!"
And so, Gordon and Henry left. Just then Thomas came by.
"Percy!" called Thomas. "The coach you're having belongs to Mavis! It was a special gift her old owner gave her before she came to our railway. You have to return it right away."
Percy was cross. "No it's mine!"
"But it's not yours." said Thomas. "It's Mavis."
"Finders keepers!" snapped Percy. "I find it, I keep it."
"But if you lose something that belongs to you, and you miss it so much, won't you wanna give it back?" asked Thomas.
Meanwhile the Mane 6 were looking for Mavis' lost coach. ?
"Where could it be?" Rarity asked.
"I dunno." said Rainbow.
Back at the station, Percy realized that Thomas was right. "I guess I'll give it back to Mavis, but I'll sure miss you."
He started off with the coach and puffed on towards the opened line. On the way, he met Gordon.
"Hey, little Percy." said Gordon. "Where are you off to?"
"I'm returning this to Mavis."
"Mavis? Right now? What a shame!"
"What doc you mean?" asked Percy.
"Well, I was asking if I can borrow it. Rebecca was having a party."
"A party? With passengers?"
"Yeah!" said Gordon. "Lots of passengers!"
"Okay, you can play with it, just for a bit. I have to take it back to Mavis, and you have to do your express run."
Then, trouble began. Gordon started shunting the jewel-colored coach.
"BE CAREFUL!" cried Percy.
"Here comes a push!" called Gordon as he biffed the coach. Percy was cross. "I think you shall give it to Rebecca now!"
"What's the rush?!" Gordon teased. "Rebecca's party was cancelled!" He laughed as he biffed the coach even more.
This made Percy scared. "GIVE IT BACK!" he wailed. Gordon didn't listen as he took off with the coach. "COME BACK HERE GORDON! IT'S MAVIS! AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING YOUR WORK!" But Gordon had already disappeared. Percy started to cry. Thomas saw that Percy was upset.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"Gordon played a trick on me and took Mavis' coach with him! What shall we do?!"
Then Thomas thought of something.
Meanwhile Ben and the Mane 6 confronted Mavis again.
"Not to worry, my darling. Your coach will be found." said Twilight.
"Thank you, guys." smiled Mavis.
Later Thomas spoke with Gordon. "Give it back to Percy, Gordon!" he snapped. "You played a trick on him! He's my best friend!"
"Really?!" laughed Gordon. "I didn't trick him. He gave it to me."
This made the two best friends cross.
"I got an idea." said Percy. "Maybe we can use something to get the coach back. Gordon's express."
So, Thomas and Percy shunted two halves of Gordon's express coaches into the area where Gordon was bashing the jewel colored coach. He stopped and saw his express. "Hey! My express!"
He went down to couple with his train, while Percy finally got the jewel colored coach back.
Gordon's joy expression turned to horror. "He tricked me! The jewel-colored coach!"
"Sorry, Gordon!" laughed Thomas. "You've tried!"
Percy was excited he got the coach back, he didn't realize the buffers of each end were broken til....
"Oh dear!" Gordon cried as he noticed how broken the buffers of the coach were. "What have I done?!"
"Oh no!" cried Percy. "Mavis! She's gonna be mad! What am I gonna do?!"
Gordon's heart sank as Thomas and Percy left for the journey to Mavis. He steamed off with the express feeling ashamed of himself.
Thomas and Percy arrived at the shed where Mavis was there.
"But, Thomas-"
"No buts!" snapped Thomas. "It's hers! I know it's hard, but you'll do it as I tell you."
And Percy did. But to his surprise, Mavis was smiling. "My coach! Oh my coach is found! Even if it's buffers were broken, it brings back the memories of my old railway. Thank you Percy. I'll take it to the works."
This made Percy very proud. The jewel colored coach was repainted and given new sets of buffers. Mavis now takes it along with another jewel colored coach Sir Topham Hatt ordered from her old railway. Mavis calls them Jewel and Jade.
Author's Note
This is loosely based off the Sagwa episode of the same name.
Club SpongeBob (Rewritten version)
One day, Squidward was biking to work. As he was doing that, there was a treehouse. It had SpongeBob, Patrick, Ben and the ponies sitting there. SpongeBob and Patrick saw Squidward below and talked to each other about him, beginning certain words with "w."
Squidward got angry and cruelly said "What's that supposed to be?! Some kind of stupid secret code?!"
"We cannot tell you cause you're not a member of the club." said Spongebob.
"Oh, yeah? What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron?!" laughed Squidward. "Moron.....as a requirement. "
"Sorry, Squidward, but you couldn't get in even if you tried!" called Ben.
Everyone argued with Squidward, but Squidward didn't care and, with his stuck up ways, decided to join as he said "Why? You shall be begging me to join!" He climbed up.
Everyone tried to warn him, but it was too late. He struggled til he was inside.
"Well, this is stupid! There's no room up here!"
"That's why we've been trying to tell you!" said Patrick.
"We've been stuck up here for three days!" added Spongebob.
"We told you you won't fit in." finished Patrick.
Squidward started to climb back down, but his body was stuck. He didn't care though at first. "I'm outta here. I don't want to be a member of your stupid club!"
The weight of Squidward inside the club caused the vine to snap, and it sent everyone flying through the sky! Squidward let out a "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Two fish saw the flying treehouse. "Make a wish, honey!" said the man to his wife.
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!"
The treehouse finally landed in the kelp forest. Everyone was thrown out of there.
Squidward started to panic. "Oh, no! That didn't just happen! Please tell me that didn't happen!"
"What happened?" asked Patrick.
SpongeBob shrugged.
"Where are we!?" wailed Squidward. "We're lost! There's no way out! Stuck... in the middle of nowhere... with SpongeBob and Patrick! Oh, why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery!? Whyyyyy!?"
Everyone glared at Squidward with their angry faces.
"Squidward, you brat! Why did you cause us to get lost!?" snapped Ben.
"If you hadn't joined our club that you don't fit, none of this would've happened!" snapped Luna. "Right, honey?!"
"Yes!" said Twilight.
"Now we're gonna fix this!" snapped SpongeBob. He took out something. "And besides, we had this!"
"What's that?" Squidward asked crossly.
"The Magic Conch!" exclaimed everyone else except SpongeBob and Squidward.
"Magic Conch Shell, will I ever get married?" asked SpongeBob.
"Maybe someday." said the conch after SpongeBob pulled the string.
"Ohhh." gasped everyone, all except Squidward.
"You've got to be kidding! That is just a stupid toy! How can that possibly help us!?" snapped Squidward.
"Squidward!" gasped SpongeBob crossly. "We must never question the wisdom of the Magic Conch! The club always takes 9its advice before we do anything!"
"The shell knows all!" added Patrick.
"Oh, Magic Conch Shell. What do we need to do to get out of the Kelp Forest?" asked Spongebob as he pulled the string of the conch.
"We have to find a few ways to the left then find a vine that leads the way back to town." said the Conch.
"Hmph!" snapped Squidward. "I can find my way out myself!" And he stormed off, with the others trying to call his name.
He said to himself. "I'll show those nincompoops I can escape by myself." He at first didn't care about the advice from the magic conch shell til.........he couldn't find a way himself. "Oh dear Neptune! What have I done?!"
He raced back to the others, who were cross.
"You should of listened to us, Squidward!" snapped Ben.
"You could've gotten lost yourself!" added Twilight.
"I'm so ashamed." Squidward knew everyone was right. "Let's go all together."
After a few minutes of adventure, they made it back to Bikini Bottom, and went back to Conch Street.
"Everyone." said Squidward. "I would like to say that I'm sorry for making fun of you. I am sorry I got you lost in the Kelp Forest, and for insulting that Magic Conch Shell."
"That's okay." said everyone.
"But if you do something like this again, you'll be banished from the neighborhood!" said Spongebob. "Understand?"
"Understood." Squidward said. "Now I'll go to work."
And he left on his way to work.
One morning, the Miao kittens were having breakfast when Ben arrived to talk with the Magistrate.
"Hello, your Magistrate." said Ben. "I've just received a message that the Cat Burglar came back to the village. He wants to steal your property."
"OH NO!" shouted the Magistrate. "NOT AGAIN! What shall we do!?"
"Hmmm." Ben poundered for a moment. "I got it. I would like some cat to be the Class Clown to get rid of that burglar."
He turned to the Miao family who were done eating their breakfast. "I would like a class clown to take down the Cat Burglar. Any volunteers?"
"ME!" blurted Dongwa. "May I do that!?"
"Sure."
"I also heard that there's a mascot that fast forward to the future in 1999 named Spongebob SquarePants from Nickelodeon."
"DONGWA, WE'RE IN THE QING DYNASTY YEARS, SPONGEBOB DOESN'T EXIST YET!" shouted Sagwa.
"That is in the future." said Dongwa. He turned to Ben and asked "Can I be Spongebob?"
"Yes." smiled Ben.
On the way, Ben and Dongwa passed the Alley Cats.
"Where are you off to?" asked Jet-Jet.
"We're going to the time portal." said Ben.
"I know what a time portal is." said Lik-Lik.
"Which is why that Cat Burglar came back to steal the Magistrate's property."
"NOT THAT BURGLAR AGAIN!" wailed Wing-Wing. "WE MAY BE THUGS TO THE MIAO SIBLINGS BUT WE STILL CARE FORJM, AND THAT GUY IS 30 WORSE THAN US! WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYY!?"
"Calm down, Wing-Wing." soothed Hun-Hun, the nicest cat in the alley. "I'm sure he'll be stopped."
"Well we better go." said Ben. "See ya later."
After Ben dressed up Dongwa like SpongeBob, they returned to the alley.
"Now, Dongwa." said Ben. "When you see that cat catcher, go run away from him, and I'll take him down! Okay?"
"Okay."
"Nice costume, Dongwa." said Jet-Jet. "No wonder you're going to run from that burglar. If I see him, I can claw at him!"
"Thanks." said Dongwa.
Just then, the rest of the Miao family arrived.
"Hello, guys." said Hun-Hun. "What's up?"
"We're gonna watch Dongwa to see if he runs from that cat burglar." said Sagwa.
"That's cool."
Just then, the Cat Burglar arrived at the alley.
"So, the burglar was here. Dongwa will run from him. On your mark, get set, GO!" shouted Ben.
The burglar spotted Dongwa in his SpongeBob costume and the older brother ran. The burglar chased after him. Ben started to chase after him. Dongwa hid in the Magistrate's study, hoping that the burglar didn't notice. As the burglar made it upstairs, Ben grabbed him and put nets all over him. The burglar lost.
"I WIN!" Ben shouted.
So, the burglar was taken away from the palace. The alley cats were proud of Dongwa, like they were in the time he overcame his fears by saving the Magistrate from the storm.
"Nice going, Dongwa!" smiled Jet-Jet.
"You hid from that monster!" said Wing-Wing.
"DON'T CALL ME A MONSTER!" screamed the burglar as he was taken away a!l the way to the distance.
"SHUT UP!" screamed the alley cats all together.
"Thanks." smiled Dongwa.
"Wemay be making fun. Of you back in some days like you and the bird thing, but we are not bad cats at all." said Wing-Wing.
And everyone laughed.
One morning, Spike was writing a story about his relationship with Silverstream. It had been a few weeks since he met Silverstream at the video store in Ponyville.
Just then, Ben arrived.
"Good morning, Spike!" he said. "Watch ya doing?"
"I'm writing a story about how I first met Silverstream."
"Cool! I've always shipped you with her. I wish to see an episode with you helping Silverstream out of tight spots. See ya later."
After Spike had finished the story, she went to speak with Silverstream about it. She was impressed.
"I remember that day." she said. "Can we go out on a date?"
"Sure." Spike replied.
"How about we go see 'The Super Mario Bros Movie (2023)'"?
"Sure."
And they did. After that, both of them found the movie to be better than the 1993 film.
"Shall we go out for lunch at Burger King?" asked Silverstream.
"Sure." said Spike.
And they did. They were having cheeseburgers, french fries and a orange soda.
After that, they went to spend time at a hotel.
After their date was done, they enjoyed all of it.
"Thank you for taking me out." said Silverstream.
"You're welcome." smiled Spike.
This is the best date they ever had.
One morning, Ben was talking to Twilight when Luna arrived.
"Hello, Luna!" said Twilight.
"Hello, Twilight!" said Luna.
"Would we like to do bonding similar to Disney movies?" asked Twilight.
"Sure thing." said Luna.
And they did. Starting with a ballroom, dancing like Belle and the prince formerly the beast did. Next, they ride in a boat like Ariel and Eric did and then sang a song, and finally, they flew on a magic carpet like in Aladdin.
And after that, they watched a Disney movie named "Frozen". That was the best moment they had.
Squidward's Sick Daze (Rewritten version)
At the Krusty Krab, all was going so well until......a drop of rain fell from a visible hole on the roof and into Squidward's head.
"Hey!" shouted Squidward.
"What's taking so long!?" snapped a customer.
"I never got my fries!" snapped another.
"Why doesn't my father love me!?" wailed Fred.
"Come on! Why are you so slow!?" snapped the fourth customer.
Just then, SpongeBob appeared from the kitchen window and started tapping on Squidward's shoulder with his spatula. "Hey, Squidward".
"Quit it."
"Hey, Squidward."
"Quit it."
"Hey, Squidward."
"QUIIIT IIIIIIIIIIT!"
Just then, a toilet flush was heard and Mr. Krabs came out of the bathroom. "MR. SQUIDWARD, CLEAN UP IN THE HEAD!" he shouted. He spilt a soda which turned into a flood. "ALSO CLEAN UP HERE!" Squidward whimpered as SpongeBob and the customers continued to be loud.
"I SAID CLEAN UP!" shouted Krabs. There was worst to come, as loads of rain water fell on Squidward. A few moments later, Squidward's head fell on the floor. "Oh no."
"DON'T JUST LAY THERE!" screamed Krabs. "CLEAN UP, CLEAN UP, CLEAN UUUUUP!" Squidward let out a very loud scream.
Suddenly, it turned out to be a dream as Squidward woke up with a yelp. He gasped in breaths. "It was just a dream. Just a horrible, realistic, totally on point dream." He walked into his art room. ,"Oh, I can't believe I'm dreaming about work when there's so many more interesting things I could be doing. Just look at my unfinished painting. And my unfinished symphony. And my uneaten strudel." Just then Patrick appeared and ate the studel. "My strudel!" cried Squidward.
"Oh sorry. I thought it tasted like layer pie." said Patrick.
"Ohh... I just woke up and the day is already a disaster. I can't face the Krusty Krab today. I am staying home and diving into an ocean of Squidward."
He had a light hearted dream sequence of a waterfall, where he dived, painted a masterpiece of himself, played some clarinet notes, atw one of the Bon Bons from a food table, which slipped off his tentacle hand and made him shrug, and relaxed with the water pouring on him; when he woke up, he finds Patrick drooling on him. "What the!?" He wipped the drool off of his face.
"Any more of that strudel?" asked Patrick.
Squidward let out a scream of "GET OOOOOUT!" as Patrick fell. "Now, to get rid of the other monkey on my back!"He got the phone and started to fake cough while calling Mr. Krabs.
Krabs answered. "Krusty Krab?"
Squidward began fake coughing. "Oh, Mr. Krabs, it's...*cough".....Squidward!
"Mr. Squidward, what are you doing on the phone!? You should be working!"
"*cough*.....I can't work! Too...*cough*.....sick." He fake sneezed, sending the germs onto Krabs.
"Hmm, you do sound pretty bad. You sure you're too sick to work?"
Squidward chuckled while painting. "I mean, I mean...*cough*...positive."
"Hmmm." Krabs pushed his eye through the phone to peek on what Squidward was doing. "Mmm too sick, eh? Oh, I've got the cure for what ails ya. Well, you just rest up, Mr. Squidward. I'll take care of everything."
"Okay, bye, talk to ya-- I mean, I mean, uh...*cough"...Bye!" Squidward hung up the phone.
Mr. Krabs hung up too. He was cross. "No one fakes sick on Mr. Krabs and gets away with it! Ugh."
Squidward began to sing.
♪ No work for me today / Mr. Squidward gets to play / No customers for me to fear / SpongeBob can take a long walk off a very short pier ♪
Just then he heard a knock.
"Oh, that must be the crudité I ordered." He opened to see.... "Well I... whoa!" It was Mr. Krabs, and closed the door. He came out again, with a blanket and ice pack. "Oh, Mr. Krabs. I didn't see you there. How thoughtful of you to visit me in my...*cough*....weekend stay.
"Oh, think nothing of it, Mr. Squidward." said Krabs. "You sounded so bad on the phone. I rushed right over to make sure you were taking good care of yourself!"
"Well, I wouldn't want to infect anyone, so you should probably go now."
"Oh, you are in no condition to be alone! That's why I brought you some help."Krabs pulled out SpongeBob from behind his back wearing a doctor's outfit. "Take one of these and call me in the morning!"
"The doctor is in!" said SpongeBob. He ran up and wrapped up Squidward in a blanket and holded him like a baby. "Swaddle swaddle swaddle." As Squidward tries to break free from him, SpongeBob told him. "Hush-a-bye now. Don't strain yourself." He kissed Squidward's eyes, making Squidward angry. Squidward pulled SpongeBob's lips and lets go of them, making him fling.
"Humph!" he snarled. "Really, Mr. Krab, this isn't necessary!"
"Of course it is!" declared Krabs. "If I find out you were faking it just to get out of work, me young lad will put ya in your place!"
"Oh, no faking here." lied Squidward. "No, I'm really...*wheeze*...sick.". He dashed back to SpongeBob. "Okay, back to the swaddling."
SpongeBob laughed, kissed Squidward, put his icepack on his head, and carried him into his own house. Mr. Krabs walked off laughing.
Later, SpongeBob was preparing soup and he walked off towards Squidward's art room. Squidward was painting his artwork, just as SpongeBob came in. He at first didn't know Squidward was taking his sickness.
"Squidward, you're overexciting yourself! Now, you just rest that sick little body of yours while SpongeBob finishes up your self-portrait of you."
Squidward thought SpongeBob was gonna ruin his painting, but Spongebob didn't.
"Done." SpongeBob said. "It's a picture of you riding on a seahorse."
"Oh!" exclaimed Squidward. "I thought you're gonna change it to something else I dislike, but that's what I wanted. Thank you!"
"No problem, Squidward."
Next, Squidward decided to play notes of his symphony. "Just forget that yellow nuisance, and lose yourself in music."
Just as he started, SpongeBob came in. "Squidward! You shouldn't be wasting your breath in your weakened state. Let me blow the clarinet for you."
At that moment, Squidward thought SpongeBob was going to ruin his symphony, but SpongeBob didn't ruin it.
Squidward, to his surprise, realize that the symphony SpongeBob finished is what he wanted.
"Oh, that's what I just wanted." sighed Squidward. "Thank you."
Later, Squidward decided to make his strudel. "Ah, the perfect strudel will make everything alright." He took the strudel out after a few minutes, and ate it. Once he was done, SpongeBob arrived with a thermometer.
"Oh, Squidward, time to take your temperature!" he said.
Squidward was cross. "Get that thing away from my-" SpongeBob shoved the thermometer into his mouth and took it back out, leaving Squidward's tongue all over his own face.
SpongeBob looking over the thermometer. "Ah, ah, ah! Woo, 98.6!" Suddenly, he realized the truth. "Oh, wait a minute! You are REALLY FAKING YOUR SICKNESS!" He was angry. "I KNOW YOU NIGHTMARES ABOUT THE KRUSTY KRAB, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T OF FAKED YOUR SICKNESS JUST TO GET OUT OF WORK!" He tried to calm down. "I've put up with a lot of garbage from you Squidward, but this I will not! You aren't a proper friend! You are what will bring Bikini Bottom to ruins! You are the biggest waste of space in this entire country!! And my patience has pretty much vanished at this point! You make Mrs. Puff look considerate!"
Squidward gulped.
"And for this, get back to your room! I am calling Mr. Krabs on you!"
And as SpongeBob did, Squidward was starting to feel remorse. "I know I had nightmares about the Krusty Krab, but I should never faked being sick today. And it's all my fault. I have to make this right tomorrow."
Next morning at the Krusty Krab, Squidward arrived and started to apologize. "SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, I know I had nightmares about work, but faking being sick is NO better. I should of told you about my nightmare. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I lied about being sick. Please forgive me. Can you please forgive me. I hope the Krusty Krab isn't as bad as I thought."
"We forgive you." said Mr. Krabs. "But you should never faked about being sick. If you do that again, you will be fired. Got that?"
"Yes, Mr. Krabs."
While business was going, it was revealed that Squidward's workplac didn't come off as true. It was just fine.
It turned out that Ben Cownie wrote this rewrite.
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A Camerlot Royal Wedding (Bjc9876's version)
One fine morning, in Ponyville, the Mane Six and Luna were watching TV when Princess Celestria arrived.
"Today, I'm getting married to Shining Amor." she announced.
All the ponies were excited.
The next morning, the wedding was prepared.
The Miao family and the Sonic gang were making gifts for Celestria and Shining Amor.
"I hope it will be a great gift for Shining Amor and Celestria." said Sagwa.
"Me too." said Sheegwa. "It was a VHS of Jumanji."
"Malechi never liked that movie and felt it has too much screaming, but I don't care." added Dongwa.
"Another gift was a Mario video games named Super Mario 64." said Sonic.
"I'm sure the two would like that." smiled Tails.
At last, the wedding was about to begin.
"Ladies and gentlemen!" announced Baba. "May I present the packages for the wedding! All made by my family, Sonic and his friends! And the wedding is starting!"
Just then, Celestria and Shining Amor appeared and found the gifts. They loved them so much and decided to keep them. They tied the knot, danced together and sang songs. Soon they got married and lived happily.
"Thanks for marrying me!" said Shining Amor.
"You're welcome." Celestria replied.
They gave each other a kiss. It was the best wedding ever.
Squid's Hot Dog Restaurant
(this episode starts off at a sunny day)
Narrator: Ahh, another sunny day in Bikini Bottom. We find that SpongeBob and Patrick are playing a game outside Spongebob's front yard.
SpongeBob: Tag, you're it! (laughs)
Patrick: Tag, you're it! (laughs)
SpongeBob: This is a great game. What else we have to do for the next game?
Patrick: I don't know, uhh...
(just then, Squidward is shown to bring in something to move to a new house)
Squidward: Ahh, it's about time, I am moving away to a new home, known as a new restaurant.
Spongebob: Hey, Squidward. Wanna join?
Squidward: No thank you. I am moving to a hotdog restaurant, and I have to work here in the same place, so I won't have to deal with your shegainains.
SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward. We'll see ya if we go there.
Squidward: (puts the TV in the back of the trunk) There, that's the last of everything. Mm hmm. Hot dog restaurant, here I come! (drives off) When those morons come to my new home, and if they agree to be my employees...(comes up with an evil idea), I had a perfect idea.
(bubble translation, after Squidward sets up everything in the hotdog restaurant)
Squidward: There! Everything is set up for my new job and home.
(cut to Spongebob and Patrick walking towards the hotdog restaurant)
Spongebob: I can't wait to check this place out.
Patrick: Me too. I wonder what it looks like.
(they open the door)
Both: Wow!
SpongeBob: This place has lots of food, just like the Krusty Krab.
Patrick: It does.
SpongeBob: It has sea fries, hotdogs, Krabby Patties like the Krusty Krab, and even soda.
Patrick: Check out this sink. (turns on the sink for a second and turns it back off)
(they walk up to Squidward)
SpongeBob: Good morning..... Uh, is that you, Squidward?
Squidward: Yes, it's me. Welcome to my new restaurant. Do you want to be my employees?
SpongeBob: Sure thing, Squidward!
Patrick: Yes! That is a good idea. I've got the job! I've got the job!
Squidward: Your first task is that you will be making hotdogs (Spongebob and Patrick salute and run off. Squidward laughs to himself) Oh, Squiddy, you're a genius. (laughs to himself again)
(A 20 second montage of SpongeBob and Patrick making hotdogs, and bringing them to customers)
(cut to Squidward talking to his phone)
Squidward: Yes, Mr. Krabs, I was just having a great time. Better than in the Krusty Krab. Bye. (hangs up) Oh, yes. Better than the Krusty Krab.
(SpongeBob and Patrick, who have seen everything, walk up angrily to Squidward)
SpongeBob: Squidward, aren't you doing some tasks?!
Squidward: Tasks?! (scoffs) You can have a mental health day.
(SpongeBob and Patrick get fed up)
SpongeBob: I have to go back to the Krusty Krab tomorrow. My job is better than this place!
(they storm off)
Squidward: Finally! I can be alone by myself. (sighs)
Narrator: 3 in a half hours later.
Squidward: Well if this restaurant needs improvement, I will make the outside better. (he laughs evily)
(bubble translation to a 30 second montage of Squidward building "fun things" like a slide, mermaid grotto, and zipline and setting a menu)
Squidward: Now since everything is better and I used up most of SpongeBob's savings, it's gonna be a great success! (walks. back to the hotdog restaurant) Now I have to work better than Spongebob at the Krusty Krab. I've come up with a new name.
(A news program arrives)
News Fish: Newsflash, the hotdog restaurant is now open and it's name is "Tentabaus". It includes new rides, such as a zipline and a slide. If anyone wants to try it, you may come.
(Squidward laughs)
Squidward: This is the best idea I ever had.
(Bubble translation to the Krusty Krab, at night)
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, what happened to my savings?
Mr. Krabs: Maybe it must of run low.
SpongeBob: (gasps) In case, it must be....Squidward. I am gonna get to the bottom of this! (storms off in anger)
(Bubble translation to Tentabaus)
Squidward: I'll show those two barnacle heads I can be better than them!
(SpongeBob appears, angry)
SpongeBob: Squidward! I cannot believe that you've taken my money savings from my job at the Krusty Krab!
Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing here?!
SpongeBob: Well, I'm low on money, and you're the one responsible for this! I'm gonna tell Mr. Krabs about this tomorrow! (storms off)
Squidward: Who cares about what that yellow doofus is saying?!
(translation to the next day on Sunday)
Squidward: Today is my favorite day of the week, Sunday! (starts to relax) Ahhh. (hears Spongebob and Mr. Krabs arriving) Huh? (sees them)
SpongeBob: Well, Squidward you egomaniac, I've discussed this with Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob and I have been talking and we think that me former cashier deserves to get exactly what he's been wanting for a long time. And Patrick is taking your place as new owner.
(Mr. Krabs takes Squidward away from Tentabaus, with Spongebob following)
Squidward: No! No, what are you doing?! TentaBaus is mine! Patrick can't sell TentaBaus! (they go towards Squidward's old neighborhood) No! Take me back! No! Please! (They arrive) This is...my old neighborhoo?!
Spongebob: Yes, Squidward. (Mr. Krabs leaves)
Mr. Krabs: Bye, boys.
SpongeBob: Bye, Mr. Krabs.
Squidward: This is crazy! I hate this neighborhood!
SpongeBob: Come on. (drags Squidward to his house)
Squidward: NO! NOOOO!
SpongeBob: There you go, Squiddy. Your old home, just like you wanted.
Squidward: But I hate this stupid neighborhood! I don't want to be here, I want to be in TentaBaus! TentaBaus is awesome, this neighborhood stinks! Please! ( crying ) I want-- TentaBaus! (a shot of Squidward'e house is where everyone is putting everything back in) I want my TentaBaus! TentaBaus!
(Episode ends)
One day, the Miao family were working on the scrolls for the Magistrate when Ben arrived with the Mane Six and Luna. Ben had news.
"There was a new restaurant at Ponyville named Roast and Potatoes. Shall we go?
"Certainly!" said Mama.
"WHAT!?" snapped Dongwa. "Cats can't eat roasts! It's got onions!"
"I know, Dongwa." said Mama. "We can eat noodles and dumplings only as a family, okay?"
"Okay."
"Meanwhile Ben and the ponies will eat roasts and potatoes."
"Let's go!" said Ben.
Roast and Potatoes is a restaurant owned by Fluttershy. It has lots of food like potatoes, roasts, noodles and dumplings."
The Miao family were eating their dumplings and noodles.
"This is a really cool place." smiled Sagwa.
"It sure is, my Sagwa." smiled Baba.
"Thanks for taking us out." said Sheegwa.
"You're welcome." said Mama.
Ben and the ponies on the other hand were having roast and potatoes.
"Thanks for taking us out, Ben." said Pinkie.
"You're absolutely welcome." said Ben.
"Those foods are delicious." added Luna. "Right, Twilight?"
"Yeah." agreed Twilight.
"I wish we can have a healthy eating contest." said Ben.
Suddenly, Eugene H. Krabs arrived.
"Hello, Ben." he said.
"Hi, Eugene H. Krabs!" said Ben.
"I hear that you wish you had a health eating contest." said Krabs. "Would you like one tomorrow?"
"Sure thing, Eugene!" smiled Ben.
Next day, Ben and Mario were preparing to eat healthy foods.
"Get on your mark, set, GO!"
Ben slowly but surely ate a cheese and ham sandwich, but Mario ate it slower.
At last the contest was over, and Ben won the contest.
"You've won, Ben!" cheered Mr. Krabs.
That afternoon there was bad news.
Sagwa spoke to Ben.
"Truck deliveryman Peter died of roast poisoning. Would you like to deliver the roast to this restaurant?"
"Oh, yes, Sagwa!" said Ben.
So Ben took Sheegwa onto the ride.
"Poor Peter." sighed Sheegwa. "At least we're on our way."
"I feel sorry for him. He died." said Ben.
The truck went towards the Roast and Potatoes restaurant. At last, everything was delivered just in time. It went home. It was the best ride for Ben and Sheegwa.
The City of New York vs Ben Cownie
One day, Ben Cownie was getting ready to take the Miao family and Mane Seven on a trip to the Salvation Army.
"This is gonna be a great time!" he declared.
"It sure is." said Twilight.
"It's gonna be filled with surprises." smiled Sagwa to Sheegwa.
"Certainly, Sagwa." said Sheegwa.
Soon, everything was ready. And they were about to get to the 11-seated car, they found that Eric Cartman drove off with it!
"Oh, dagnabbit!" groaned Ben.
"What will we do now?!" groaned Mama.
"I'll call Eric Cartman!" said Ben and he did.
It turned out that Eric Cartman was on his way to New York. He answered the phone. "ERIC THEODORE CARTMAN!" he screamed.
"Hello. I'm taking your car to New York."
"YOU SHOULDN'T OF TAKEN YOUR CAR WITHOUT PERMISSION! I AM CALLING YOUR MOTHER!"
And he did.
"Mrs. Cartman! Your son has stolen my car to New York City!"
Liane Cartman's face turned red and was very cross.
"I'll have a word with my son!" she snapped. "Thanks for telling me."
He slammed the phone shut.
Everyone took the City Bus towards the Airport, and they flew the airplane to New York City.
Ben Cownie decided to buy Mountain Dew at the gas station, and bought it. He decided to go to a thrift store. He was about to open the door, when something glued it shut. "OOOOOOOOH!" he screamed of frustration. The scream echoed everywhere. "Who did that!?"
"It was me." said a 17-year old lady. "I'm sorry."
"That's okay." said Ben. "But please don't do it again."
He walked back to everyone else, and they searched til they found their 11-seated car Cartman stole. Liane Cartman was having a stern talking with Eric.
"You will be grounded for a week for no TV!" she scolded, and she took her son, who felt very embarrassed.
"At last, your car is found!" smiled Baba.
"Yep." said Ben. "Now we can drive to the Salvation Army right now back in my town!"
And they did.
One Christmas, Spike and Starlight Glimmer were doing the Christmas Cinderella act.
"It's fun going out with you." said Starlight Glimmer.
"Yeah." said Spike.
They danced like in Cinderella, and they got presents like the Thomas ERTL model, the SpongeBob Sea Stories on VHS and the Sagwa plush for Spike, and a SpongeBob plush and a Mario figure for Starlight Glimmer.
"Thank you so much!" smiled Starlight Glimmer. "These are the best gifts I've ever got."
"You're welcome." Spike said. "And mine are cool too."
They gave each other a kiss, and danced into some of their favorite songs.
They had a nice Christmas Cinderella dance. And they went home.
It turned out that Ben Cownie has recorded their dance on a VCR.
They watched the dance together, especially the part they kissed. They thought it was the best Christmas Cinderella dance they had.
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Henry and the Rain (Rewritten version of The Sad Story of Henry)
One morning, an engine named Henry was in the sheds when Sir Topham Hatt, the man in charge of all the engines on the Island of Sodor, arrived.
"I want you to pick up some passengers and take them to the station at the end of the line." he said.
"Yes sir." said Henry.
Henry arrived at the big station, and buffered up to the coaches shunted at the platform. The conductor blew his whistle, and their journey began.
On the way, it began to rain. Henry was proud of his green paint, but was cross and thought the rain might spoil it. He went into a tunnel and stopped.
Henry's crew argued with him, but he won't move.
"The rain will spoil my lovely green paint with red stripes." he said.
The conductor tried to blow his whistle til he had no more breath, and waved his flag til his arms ached. But Henry still stayed in the tunnel and blew steam at him.
"I'm not going to spoil my lovely green paint with red stripes for you!"
Then Sir Topham Hatt arrived. He had heard the news. "Henry! You can not stay in the tunnel! We're going to pull you out!"
But Henry only blew steam at him.
Everyone pulled except Sir Topham Hatt. "Because-" he said. "My doctor has forbidden me to pull."
But still Henry stayed in the tunnel. Everyone was still cross with Henry. "Why can't you come out of the tunnel?"
"It may spoil my lovely green paint with red stripes!"
"Look, Henry!" said Sir Topham Hatt crossly. "It wouldn't dare spoil your green paint with red stripes! If you do that, your everyone will be late."
Henry knew Sir Topham Hatt was right. Everyone got back onboard, and Henry started again. Sir Topham Hatt was right. The rain didn't spoil his green paint of stripes anyway.
At last they reached the station.
That night, Gordon heard about Henry's misbehavior.
"Fancy an engine complaining about the rain today! Now you learned your lesson!"
Henry thought Gordon was being silly indeed.
It turned it was Ben who wrote the rewrite.
The Mr. Conductor and Sagwa Show idea
After the rewrite of Fools in April, Ben decided to make something interesting, inspired by Malechi Perez. It's his take on "The Mr. Conductor and Sagwa Show".
He wrote the information that is similar to Malechi Perez's take, except instead of September 2003 to December 2008, it was March 2004 to July 2009. "That shall do it." he said. Then he wrote what would work for his take on the crossover show. It was the music from both "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat" and "Shining Time Station". And he would use his take on "Thomas and Friends" for this take.
After everything was done, he showed the Mane Seven it.
"Wow!" Pinkie said.
"That was cool!" exclaimed Fluttershy.
"It is." said Ben. "I wish this show was real."
"Me too." smiled Twilight.
Ben Cownie is a man who enjoyed helping out friends and doing as he was told. He wished he could go to the cartoon world and meet some of his favorite characters.
One day, his wish came true. He found a cartoon imagination shake toy in the attic. His mother and father decided it was time he would meet some of his favorite characters from different universes. He did the imagination shake and traveled from universe to universe, such as Ancient China (the home of Sagwa and her friends), Bikini Bottom (home of SpongeBob SquarePants), the Island of Sodor (home of Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends), and Ponyville (home of Twilight Sparkle and her friends).
Most characters were impressed. Except for some characters Ben have a dislike to, especially Squidward Tentacles, Prince Blueblood and Angelica Pickles. They were very rude whenever he saw Ben. They would send off insults such as "YOU ARE WORTHLESS!", "WHAT A DIRTY OBJECT!" and "GET A LIFE YOU IDIOT!".
At last, Ben lost paitence.
"You two, why do you have to be so mean to me?! You're the biggest jerks I ever saw! Anyway, why do you think you're better than me?"
"I am the best person known to Bikini Bottom." Squidward answered.
"And I'm highly sprung." added Angelica Pickles.
"And I am too." finished Bluebloodc"We're ready for anything. You never see our looks dirty."
"Oh." Ben said. "I hear that one of you had to get a booster shot after taunting Tommy about it. And the next one had to be attacked by a seabear after ignoring SpongeBob's advice about one. And the last had to be punished by Rarity."
Squidward, Blueblood and Angelica were more furious. They hated being reminded about their own comeuppances and walked away in disgust. "WELL.....YOU STINK!" they called back as Ben laughed.
They teleported to the Island of Sodor, where James was there. "You guys okay?" he asked.
"Yes." Blueblood replied. "We three hate Ben. He's a worthless piece of monster who hates us."
James was cross. "Yeah, Ben is a horrible person." The three hopped onto his cab and went to fetch his next train. Duck, Sheegwa and Pinkie Pie were fetching a big goods train.
"DIRTY CARS AND DIRTY SIDINGS!" All four jerks snarled. "UGH!"
"Why do you hate freight cars?" asked Duck.
"They don't suit goods trains like me." snapped James.
"They're good for an engine like you." smiled Sheegwa.
"And you have to be careful with cars." Pinkie warned. "Cause you know, they're dangerous."
"PAH!" snapped James. "Says the pink pony idiot who thinks he knows everything more than I do."
"That's enough!" said Duck. "Gotta work on my branch line with Oliver." He steamed away.
James snorted off with his goods train as he, Blueblood, Squidward and Angelica grumbled about it.
At first the cars behaved nicely, but the four's foul mood annoyed them so much, they decided to pay them out. Soon they came to Gordon's Hill. James should've known better than to ignore the signs saying "Goods trains pin down brakes". But he didn't care. He was too busy thinking about what he would say to Ben when they next met.
Suddenly the freight cars found their chance! "HURRAH! HURRAH!" they laughed loudly and with great effort, they pushed everyone down the hill.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!" screamed James as the cars surged against him, Angelica, Squidward and Blueblood.
"On on on!" cackled the cars.
"OH NO!" screamed Angelica. "WE'RE ON A RUNAWAY!"
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Squidward. "NOT A RUNAWAY!"
"GET US OUT OF HERE!" wailed Blueblood.
The train went faster and faster as they approached the last station.
"I'VE GOT TO STOP!" screamed James.
There was worse to come.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed all four.
James crashed into a pair of coal cars pulled by Edward and Applejack. Coal flew everywhere and landed all over the place.
James was covered in coal soot, and so were Angelica, Squidward and Blueblood who suffered major injures, and the coal cars were in pieces. James at least wasn't hurt.
"Oh no! Now we're in trouble!" groaned James.
Just then Nia arrived with the Breakdown Train, followed by Thomas. Ben got out of Nia's cab and saw the mess with delight.
"Here guys!" he called. "Whatever are those four dirty objects over there!"
"It's James, as well as three of your worst enemies: Angelica, Squidward and Blueblood!" answered Thomas. "They're all dirty!"
"Yeah, all dirty!" smiled Nia.
"It's their shapes." said Ben. "Angelica, Squidward and Blueblood say they're better than us, and you never see them dirty. As for James, he has gotten his paint dirty multiple times. Today is another time he got his paint dirty."
"I agree!" smiled Pinkie.
"It serves them right for being rude today!" teased Sagwa who was on Nia's cab.
"I was gonna say that!" giggled Twilight who was on Thomas' cab.
"SHUT UP!" screamed James. "Angelica, Squidward and Blueblood are badly injured, and they're gonna be taken to their hospitals. And my paint is all dirty again so it isn't funny."
After two more minutes of mocking, everyone cleared up the mess and Thomas and Nia helped James back to the sheds, while Angelica, Squidward and Blueblood were taken to the hospitals in their universes.
Few days later, at the Sagwa universe set in ancient China, Squidward, Blueblood and Angelica was sent to the cages at the alley. The Alley Cats who heard the story from the Mane 7 and Miao kittens and laughed about it.
"Serves them right for always showing off!" laughed Jet-Jet.
"We may be teasers but they're worse than us." remarked Wing-Wing. "And we at least care for Sagwa and her siblings. No matter when we get michevious, Sagwa does do a good thing making sure we're not always michevious."
"Even tolerable antiheroes like us are liked by Ben Cownie." Lik-Lik finished. "Those three are nothing but selfish."
"Ugh! I hate this alley!" muttered Squidward.
"This stinks." groaned Angelica.
"I want my mommy!" cried Blueblood.
"Shut up." shouted Twilight from somewhere.
Author's Note
"Dirty Objects / James in a Mess", is one of my favorite Thomas episodes, especially the crash scene.
This series is canon to Ben Cownie's canon.
Alternate Ending to Fools in April
After Spongebob had been tormented thanks to Squidward's April Fool's prank, instead of crying, he blew up at the Squid's face.
"SQUIDWARD! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! I HAVE BEEN PULLING HARMLESS PRANKS, AND YOUR PRANK HARMED ME! YOU THINK I LIKED BEING TORTURED, YOU PREJUDICE JERK?! YOU THINK I ENJOY THIS!? IF THINGS HADN'T GONE SO WRONG, YOU HADN'T BEEN SUCH A ARROGANT BRAT! SO THERE!"
And off SpongeBob stormed. Ben and the Mane Seven heard everything and muttered about Squidward's bad behavior.
"April Fools, jerk." muttered Fluttershy to Squidward.
"And because you got Spongebob hurt, you had ruined his day!" snapped Ben.
And off everyone stormed, especially the customers.
Squidward's heart was full of regret and he went back to his house.
He was sitting on his couch filled with remorse when he heard someone knocking on the front door. He opened to see the mad sponge, who had taken a shower.
"Well, my rude enemy, I hope you're happy, because of all you've done to me today, my day is ruined,!"
Squidward took a deep breath. "How can I be so blind? I'm a disgrace to Bikini Bottom, I am a disgrace to the sea, I'm a disgrace to you!"
"Indeed your actions are disgraceful, Squidward!" said Spongebob. "You see, Squidward, you cannot play harmful pranks on me all because of my harmless pranks! That's just cruel and selfish!"
"You're right." sighed Squidward. "I am gonna make this right tomorrow."
And the next day came.
"Everyone, I would like to apologize for my cruel acts and pride get you in danger." said Squidward. "I am sorry. I am sorry for letting my pride get SpongeBob's April Fools day ruined. I hope today will be better."
"Good job, Squidward for apologizing for your actions." said Spongebob.
"And I'm so grateful to have everyone in the world!" sobbed Squidward happily.
"Now there is one more thing to hear from me." said SpongeBob. "I am no harm, even if I do something to you by accident! If you try to ruin my day, YOU will be banished from Bikini Bottom! Do I make myself clear!?"
"Understood." gulped Squidward.
Everyone laughed.
It turned out that Ben Cownie wrote the alternate ending.
What's the Matter with Rosie?
Author's Note
This is a rewrite of "What's the Matter with Henry?".
What's the Matter with Rosie?
It was the end of a busy day. All the engines were working happily, except Rosie. She was feeling ill.
"What's the matter with you, Rosie?" Bill asked.
" My boiler's grumbling!"
"Maybe it's grumbling at you!"
"That's not funny!" hissed Rosie. "You just don't care!"
But Duck saw that Rosie was leaving a puddle of water behind. He was worried.
The next morning, Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
"Bill, Ben, Rosie, I want you to collect some freight cars and take to the harbor."
"Yes sir!" cried Bill and Ben. Rosie watched the twins puff away. She didn't feel well.
"Useful engines don't complain."
She was leaving water everywhere as she chuffed towards the coaling plant. When Duck saw this, he was more worried than ever. Then Bill and Ben, who had taken on more water, overtook Rosie.
"Hurry up, Rosie!" Ben tooted.
"I can't go any faster." Rosie chuffed miserably.
"You're just being lazy!" teased Bill.
By the time Bill and Ben reached the coaling plant, they had a naughty plan.
"Please sir!" said Bill. "Rosie wants to take more freight cars!"
"She is stronger than us!" added Ben.
The yard manager agreed.
Meanwhile Duck was talking to Sir Topham Hatt. "I'm worried about Rosie."
"Hmm, perhaps her tubes are leaking." replied Sir Topham Hatt. "You better check."
Meanwhile when Rosie arrived at the coaling plant, Bill and Ben had already left.
"Why did Bill and Ben leave me so many freight cars?!" moaned Rosie. "They know I'm not feeling well."
"We still have to take them." said her driver.
Rosie chuffed and puffed and pulled her line of freight cars.
"You can do it, Rosie!" encouraged her driver.
But it was no use. Rosie grounded to a halt.
Just then, Duck arrived. "Are you alright, Rosie?"
"No." moaned Rosie. "I'm stuck."
Rosie's fireman uncoupled the freight cars. Duck changed tracks and then hooked up to Rosie.
"Oh, thank you Duck!" wheeshed Rosie.
Duck and Rosie pulled into the harbor.
"Well done, Duck!" said Sir Topham Hatt. Then he spoke to Rosie. "You were brave, Rosie. You aren't well, but you still tried to pull the heavy freight cars."
Bill and Ben were ashamed.
"We're sorry, Rosie." said Bill.
"We didn't think you were really sick." added Ben.
"Go back and collect Rosie's freight cars straight away!" said Sir Topham Hatt sternly.
"Yes sir." whispered the twins.
Soon, Rosie was mended and back at work.
"You were looking so much better!" said Duck.
"Thank you." smiled Rosie. "Now I feel stronger than ever before."
Duck smiled. "All in good time, Rosie."
Even Rosie smiled too.
It turns out that Ben rewrote the episode.
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Ben Cownie's Birthday (MLP version of Catch Em If You Can)
One morning, Princess Celestria came to see the ponies.
"Today, Shining Amor and I was going to Ben Cownie's country to celebrate his birthday. So you can stay there?
The ponies were a bit nervous, but wondered who will take care of them.
"You can take care of yourselves," said Shining Amor as he arrived.
The ponies promised to take care of themselves.
The next morning, Shining Amor and Celestria arrived at the airport and spoke with the manager.
"We would like five tickets to Ben Cownie's country to see him." said Shining Amor.
"Yeah, that'll be a 2-hour trip." said the manager.
And after two hours, they finally met up with Ben Cownie.
"Hey, Ben!" greeted the two.
"Hello, Shining Amor! Hello, Princess Celestria!" greeted Ben.
"We would like to say...Happy birthday!" said Celestria.
"We got you a SpongeBob VHS named "Sea Stories" and a Sagwa plush." said Shining Amor.
"Oh, thank you." said Ben Cownie. I liked the tape myself. Aside from Squidward appearing on some parts of the tape, I like all episodes. And speaking of Squidward, he only exists to make fun of SpongeBob and Patrick for having fun themselves and almost never gets reprimanded for it. Malechi likes him, but I don't."
At the castle in Ponyville, the Mane Seven were watching "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie". They were having soup and water.
"This movie was funny." said Twilight.
"I was gonna say that." laughed Luna.
"It reminds me of the fact we wish the main show ended after this movie." said Pinkie.
"It does." said Fluttershy.
"But sadly, the main show got more and more seasons after this." groaned Rarity.
"And it has mean spirited moments that are unnecessary." added Applejack.
"And lots of unnecessary grossout." finished Rainbow Dash.
Back at Ben Cownie's home, Shining Amor, Celestria and Ben, along with his family were having cake and singing "Happy Birthday to You".
Happy birthday to you
At last Ben blew out the candles.
A wee later, a week later, the twice couple went home. It was the best honeymoon they ever had.
The ponies were glad to see them.
"How's your alone time?" asked Celestria.
"Good." said Twilight.
"We did a good job there." added Fluttershy.
"Good." said Shining Amor.
Trusty Duck (Rewrite of Trusty Rusty)
Duck the GWR Engine works on his branch line and always gets the job done without fuss.
One morning, Duck was crossing the old wooden bridge. There was a big bump on the track. Duck's crew stopped to check the bridge. "There are cracks in the supports." said the driver.
"That could be dangerous." cried Duck. "It might fall down if it's not repaired." And they hurried off to warn the other engines.
The engines were waiting for their coal and fuel when Duck arrived.
"Don't use the old wooden bridge." said Duck. "It's dangerous."
"How would you know?" squirmed Diesel. "You're only a quacker on wheels!" And he puffed crossly away. He didn't even wait for his fuel.
Duck hurried to the station to tell Sir Topham Hatt the bad news.
"Thank you." said Sir Topham Hatt. "I'll send engineers to investigate the bridge. Meanwhile, nobody is to use it."
Duck's crew put up a sign - Line Closed. The engines had to travel a different way.
Meanwhile, Diesel needed more fuel to get home? But when he arrived at the fuel depot, it was empty.
"Bother! I won't get home without more fuel! Where's the nearest depot?!"
"On the other side of the old wooden bridge." said Edward. "But you can't cross. Duck says it's not safe."
"Pooh! Duck makes things worse than they are!"
"I'm sure one trip across the old wooden bridge won't hurt." added the driver.
When they got to the junction, Diesel's driver removed the sign. And they set off towards the bridge. This was a big mistake. Suddenly, Diesel squirmed to a halt.
"I'm out of diesel!" He had used up all his fuel.
"What's that?!" he asked nervously. His driver looked down. The old wooden bridge was starting to collasp.
"Duck!" called Edward. "Diesel's gone to cross the bridge!"
"I'd better check if he's alright!" said Duck.
But the cracks and the supports were getting larger. A beam snapped,! Timber pieces splashed into the water below.
"HELP!" wailed Diesel. "I'm going to fall!"
But Duck was on the way. Soon, he reached the old wooden bridge. Diesel had never looked so scared. Duck chuffed bravely onto the bridge.
"Careful!" gasped Diesel.
Soon they were coupled up. "Hold on!" said Duck.
"Oooooh!" shouted Diesel. Duck pulled him off the bridge, just in time.
Sir Topham Hatt spoke sternly to Diesel and his driver.
"That was very irresponsible!"
"Sorry sir. And Duck, you were very brave."
"Yes, Duck. You are a useful engine."
"Thank you, sir." Then Diesel spoke to him.
"Duck, I'm sorry I told lies about you long ago. You were a nice engine. Let's be friends."
"Suits me." smiled Duck. And they were.
Author's Note
I thought "Trusty Rusty" was okay, but it would've made more sense to end Duck and Diesel's rivalry.