One Wild One Shot

by Ebonyglow

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Discord, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash
Length: 10558

Rainbow Dash insisted on joining Discord and company for their weekly guys’ night shenanigans. Challenging the Lord of Chaos, confident she’d be better at Ogres and Oubliettes than him, she has no clue what she just got herself roped into.

Discord and Rainbow Dash have gotten along well enough, albeit butting heads more times than they could count, but on one particular night she pushed him a bit too far. Crashing guys’ night was one thing, but challenging his ability and experience in the game of Ogres and Oubliettes was a step too far.

Fishing some details out of her, Discord is set to put on a memorable experience for her. Calling it her ‘initiation campaign’, he’s thrust her into a one shot adventure she’ll be sure to remember - and maybe come back for more.

Cover art by and in story art by: Welost

Fic Contains: Discord manipulating reality to sate his own lecherous cravings, Rainbow Dash getting captured and inspected by a group of goblins, plenty of flank groping, ponut exploring, and eventually a certain prismatic pegasus learning that roleplaying games can get quite…exciting

Published 2023-04-11 22:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-04-11 22:40:01 UTC

A New Campaign

Discord scrunched his snout, peering down at the mare accompanying him and his chums at their table. Typically, guys’ night was reserved for - well, the guys. He, Big Mac, and Spike had made a routine of spending occasional evenings together playing Ogres and Oubliettes, and, although his first time with them was a bit rough, ever since then he’s enjoyed every minute of their campaigns.

Which made this sudden intrusion all the more irritating to him.

Rainbow Dash had dropped by to give Spike some tickets to the next Wonderbolts show for him and Twilight, but upon peering into the castle, she had caught sight of their get together. She at first tried to nonchalantly play it off, subtly hinting that she was interested in play while insulting how dorky it was. He hadn’t seen it, but he knew for sure Spike had been rolling his eyes. Way back when she and the rest of her friends stumbled upon their game session, she and Pinkie Pie had been gung-ho about joining in. After the fact, she tried to play it off as a one-off thing, but nopony was buying it.

Yet she insisted on trying, though those efforts bore little fruit. At first Spike dismissed her, but her nonchalant smug approach quickly morphed into downright begging to join in. Ever the crowd pleaser, and frankly seeing no reason not to, Spike had caved and let her. Being so, she swiftly flew over and joined them at the table. She clearly was trying to hide her excitement, but was rather poor at masking it.

As Discord eyed her from across the table, that’s where the problems had begun. Rainbow Dash wasn’t a bad pony, he’d even argue she wasn’t even that annoying - to most creatures at least. Discord however wasn’t one of those creatures, and his ire towards the mare was a mutual one, as she scoffed and glared back at him. She didn’t outright hate him, nor did he her, and they both did care for one another deep down, just like they did all their friends, but they had fashioned a relationship that allotted them to very easily piss one another off.

And such was the case tonight, as she stamped her hoof onto the table and yelled out at him.

“Can I ask why you’re staring at me like that?” She furrowed her brow, staring daggers back into his gaze. “It’s getting annoying.”

He rolled his eyes, shaking his head. “It’s because tonight is meant to be guys’ -”

“Or are you checking me out?” she interrupted, flicking her mane mockingly. “Ooooh ~ Is that what it is? What if I told Fluttershy?~”

“Well I -” he stammered, scowling at her as a tint of red formed in his cheeks. “Ahem, as I was saying, before you so rudelyinterrupted, I just have a slight problem with you showing up for guys’ night.” He leaned forward, leveling his snout with her own. “Emphasis on guys.”

“Oh c’mon Discord,” Spike joined in, glancing over at him. “There’s no harm in it. We let her join in last time with Pinkie Pie, didn’t we?”

Discord sank into the ground, slithering up behind Spike’s seat, before coiling around the small dragon. “That was because it was mid adventure, and my first time properly playing.” He pulled back sharply, releasing the drake and sending him spinning in place. Manifesting back in his own seat, he scoffed. “Now that I truly know the art of the game, I don’t want any newbies soiling our new quest.”

Rainbow recoiled, hearing him emphasize the wording of ‘newbies’ with a mocking tone. Huffing air from her nostrils, she leaned back in her chair and laughed. “Ha! You’re just scared I’ll be better at this than you!”

“You think I, the Lord of Chaos himself, am scared of a prismatic pest of a pegasus surpassing me in a game that thrives off imagination and chance?” he inquired, raising a brow curiously.

She hopped up onto the table, trotting on top of it and towards him, before leaning down and pressing her forehead against his own. “Well - uh - yeah! I do!” She smirked, pressing against his head further. “And I’ll prove it, too!”

He only gave her a smirk in response, watching as she pulled away from him. Scowling at him, angered by the challenge at her ego, she turned in place, flicking him in the nose with her tail. Though, he didn’t mind the action, for what it presented to him was very worth the small hit. With her rump towards him, and her tail raised up from her tail flick, he got a clear, perfect view of her goods. That toned ass of hers was as spectacular as ever, and he’d admit he’d checked her out several times before. Plump yet layered with muscle, her ass was perky in just the right areas, but also allowed for a delectable amount of jiggle. Her marehood, dare he say, seemed to already be worked up. From the looks of it, she might’ve been in heat, as that would explain the string of her lust connecting to her tail, and the fruity aroma of her natural scent filling his nostrils following her tail-based attack. Laying just above, a deliciously puffy ponut, teasing him with the tightness he could only imagine it could offer.

Ever since he had been around these ponies, he had grown more and more fond of them, in friendly and sexual ways alike. He had some experience with pony mares, having had a romp or two with Fluttershy at this point, but he couldn’t deny that he had been checking out her other friends too. A collection of six mares being around you, each being painfully hot, would get to his more lustful interests at some point. Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Twilight were all hot as could be, but the dynamic he had with Rainbow Dash made her all the more alluring.

Of course, he’d never make a move on her, but, watching her seemingly heated marehood give a hungry wink, before hiding behind the veil of her rainbow tail, an idea struck him. She did challenge him in his own game of sorts, and, with his more carnal traits speaking to the forefront of his mind, a plan began to brew in his warped imagination. He hadn’t gotten a good bit of voyeurism with a pony in some time, the last one being a few weeks ago when he spied on Trixie and Starlight Glimmer munching on each other’s muffs. Shameless, maybe, but even the Lord of Chaos has his needs.

He knew a way to get a bit of a lustful fix while putting the pegasus in her place. With chaotic thoughts turning into ones of lust, he licked his lips. Watching her trot back towards her seat, carefully stepping down and sitting back in it, he snapped his talons together. In an instant, the room around them shifted, going blank like a canvas.

“Fine ~ I’ll entertain your challenge, Rainbow Dash,” he shot back, tapping the table with his paw. “I’m deciding on a new rule for guys’ night. Since it seems we can randomly add new players on a whim,” he remarked, eyeing Spike from the corner of his eye, causing the dragon to sheepishly lean back in his chair, “I think it’s only appropriate we have an…initiation of sorts.”

Rainbow pursed her lips, suspicion littering her gaze. “Initiation? The hay are you talking about?”

“Well, I see it only fitting that if somepony wishes to crash our party, they have to earn their place among us first!” he clarified, casually hopping off his chair and walking around the white void towards her side of the table. “And what better way to do that than allowing yourself to dive into a solo campaign?

Spike turned his attention towards the draconequus, tilting his head curiously. “Uh, Discord, I know that tone in your voice. What’re you planning?”

“Eeyup,” Big Mac followed, sharing the same curious look Spike had towards him.

Discord raised his claw and paw, feigning innocence. “I insist that I am up to no scheming.”

“Yeah, well, scheme or not, I’m fine with taking on your dumb little challenge!” Rainbow blurted out, fluttering her wings at her side. “A solo quest will just let you all sit back and watch how awesome I am!”

“She’s fine with it,” Discord intoned, throwing his two companions a smug look. “Scheme or no scheme, she’s consenting to whatever I have planned. So, can you really oppose it?”

Spike facepalmed, dragging his face down a bit as his claw slowly moved down. “Fine, I guess that’s that then.” He leaned back, sighing. “Could you at least get it started then? This white void is freaking me out. Pick the setting and get to it.”

Sensing the annoyed tone in Spike’s voice, Big Mac quickly nodded in agreement. “Eeyup!”

Taking the hint, and not wanting to bother his original party mates all too much, Discord heeded their words and focused on Rainbow Dash. “Since I’m the Dungeon Master, I believe I shall decide our setting.”

“Yeah, whatever,” Rainbow dismissed, rolling her eyes. “Just get this started so I can slay a dragon or whatever and show you just how good I am at this.”

Discord’s claw popped off of his arm, magically floating up to his chin and scratching it. Thinking to himself for a moment, a visible light bulb appeared over his head, lighting up brightly as he formed a concept. “Say, Rainbow Dash, those little Wonderbolts’ shows of yours, they’ve been doing something different for the tours this year, right?”

“Huh? You mean the themes? Yeah, why?” Rainbow answered, raising a brow. “Last one was sci-fi, really wow’d the crowd.”

Discord nodded his head, his claw manifesting back onto him as he pointed at her. “And what about the next one?”

Rainbow scrunched her muzzle, tilting her head and eyeing him with an annoyed glare. “Wild West theme.” She groaned, her patience growing thin. “Why the heck are you asking me about that? Just pick the darn theme and let’s get to it!”

“A-ta-ta,” he tutted, rubbing his claw and paw together excitedly. “I simply wanted to do some research.” Colorful sparks began to burst out from his rubbing appendages, as wind began to pick up around them. “And I have just the right idea!” The wind turned into a near hurricane around them, swirling with intensity. They all nervously gripped onto the table, fearing being swept up in the storm. However, soon the wind shifted colors, going from a blinding white to a dirty yellow. “Why not have your little campaign prep you for some upcoming work?~”

In an instant, the tornado around them solidified and flopped down to the ground, forming into sand. Blinking wildly, Spike, Big Mac, and Rainbow Dash all glanced around, trying to grasp on what just happened and where they were. The area was rather barren, a desert-esque landscape with what seemed to be a town just a few feet away.

Discord smirked, inspecting the area and nodding his head in approval. “Yes, yes. This will do perfectly!” He waved a paw before him, cutting off any chance of a retort from his companions as he continued. “Well then, a Wild West themed initiation campaign it is!”

“Wait, what?!” Rainbow blurted out, whirling around and glaring at him. “I thought I was gonna be fighting dragons and stuff! Isn’t this game supposed to be about fantasy worlds?!”

Discord chuckled, leaning down and tapping her right on the nose. “This is what I mean! You know nothing of the culture around this game!” He flicked her snout, causing her to flinch and try to bite him. “A campaign can be based on any time or theme, not just ones centered around medieval-esque fantasy. We even did a superhero themed one not too long ago.” He rose back up, nonchalantly ignoring Rainbow Dash’s annoyed growl. “And being so, Wild West it is.”

“Fine,” Rainbow seethed. “Let’s get to it.”

“One last thing~” Discord cooed, twirling his claw’s index finger, surrounding her in magic.

Rainbow gasped in surprise, feeling herself get shrouded by his arcane influence. Unsure of what he was doing, she clenched her eyes shut, bracing for whatever he had in store for her. Daring as she may be, Discord was a creature she feared the creativity of. Feeling the air around her calm, the tingling sensation of magic on her body fading away, she scrunched her muzzle and opened her eyes. The sensation of cloth met her face and neck, and she felt something resting on her head. Shaking herself off, she looked herself up and down. She was adorning a small stetson hat, a red, wild rag was tied around her neck, and, raising her hoof to feel her face, she noticed a black wrapping covering the area around her eyes and to the back of her head.

Her tail flicked, as she inspected herself further. “Am I supposed to be a bandit or something?”

“That or a cowgirl, I suppose. However you wish to let your stubborn head interpret it,” Discord purred, drinking in his work. “The outfit was rather inspired y’know, I saw it in a comic Spike showed me some time ago.”

Spike groaned, squinting up at the bright sun Discord had manifested in this world. “Well, alright. If you insist on this being a solo campaign for her, then shouldn't we, y’know, leave her to it?”

Watching Big Mac nod his head in agreement, Discord shrugged. “Fair enough. I’ll be the dungeon master for our dear, multi-colored friend here. You two can simply…spectate what’s to come~”

The two made to respond, before Discord arcanely whisked them away with a snap of his claw. A devious glint shone in his eyes, as he eyed up the prismatic pegasus who was inspecting herself. The outfit looked quite lovely on her, adding a literal wild flare to the already fiery spirit she had - plus the boots she had on ran up her legs like a pair of stockings, adding a bit of lewd charm to it all. He had the perfect idea brewing in his endlessly imaginative mind. A way to embarrass her, flaunt that luscious body of hers, and give himself a wonderful show.

Clapping his mismatched hands together, he glowered at Rainbow. “Game time~”

With a poof he disappeared, leaving Rainbow out in the desert setting alone. She scrunched her muzzle, glancing around at the area. As she expected, she seemed to be entirely alone, and from Discord’s menacing departure it meant her imagined journey was about to begin. Sighing to herself, knowing at least the basics of the game, she awaited him to get things rolling.

“It seems our, obnoxiously cocky yet somewhat capable, hero has found herself on the outskirts of a town!” a loud, booming voice rang out from nowhere in particular.

Rainbow grimaced, glaring up at the sun knowing Discord was looming over her somehow. “Obnoxious? Stop describing yourself, Discord.”

“It seems you are opting to stand around and do nothing then?~” Discord’s voice rang out in reply.”

“Ugh - fine, guess I’ll go check it out,” Rainbow grumbled, opening her wings and preparing to fly. Taking a strong flap, her eyes went wide as she felt herself move forward - slowly. “Huh?! What gives!”

A snicker came down from the sky. “Well, Rainbow Dash, it seems you haven’t checked your character stats!”

A groan escaped Rainbow’s lips, as she raised a hoof in the air. “Whatever ~ Can I see them then?”

Her answer was silently answered as a piece of paper manifested in the air before her. Furrowing her brow, she snatched the sheet and began to read over it. The grimace that now adorned her face grew further as she read over what was listed on it.

“Are you kidding me?!” she blurted out, waving the paper in the air. “You gave me a ONE in dexterity!?”

Discord appeared before her in the form of a transparent aspect of himself, shrugging his shoulders and pointing a talon at her. “Hey, I promise I had them be randomized.” He chuckled to himself at that remark, continuing. “The other stats aren’t too shabby!”

“You gave me a three in strength. You do know I’m almost as strong as AJ, right?” she muttered, looking over the list again. “A nine in constitution, okay, guess that means I have more stamina than I do in the real world.”

“You’re going to need it to handle what I’ve got planned…”

Rainbow raised a brow at Discord as he murmured under his breath, rolling her eyes and continuing. “A four in wisdom - thanks, jerk. A five in intelligence - really?” She glowered at him, reading over the last stat. “And a ten in charisma. Really? That’s the one you gave me the maximum amount in?”

“Guess you’ll be quite good at seducing NPCs and enemies alike~” Discord cooed, shooting her a wink.

A blush met her muzzle, as she ruffled her wings at her sides. “E-excuse me?!”

“You’ll see! Anyways! Back to the adventure, yes?” Discord hastily replied, spinning around and demanfiesting before her eyes.

Rainbow pouted her lips, watching as the stat sheet turned to dust and blew away in the wind. Folding her wings to her sides, reluctantly accepting that flight was pointless if her speed stats were so low, she grumpily began to trot towards the town. It took a minute or so at most, but she soon entered the tiny village. It was rather run down, with what looked like a saloon near the center, and various common buildings filling up the rest of the town. She caught sight of a bank, her hopes spiking as she thought she might be stopping a robber - or be the robber herself, but that excitement was swiftly struck down.

“With nothing in the town going on in terms of action, you have two options,” Discord began from above. “You may opt to leave and wander aimlessly, or you can enter the saloon and look over the job board.”

Sighing to herself, believing he was trying to make this fantasy adventure as dull as possible, Rainbow looked over at the saloon. It didn’t seem all too interesting, but a clear objective would at least give her something of clear interest to go for. Trotting over towards the saloon, she pushed open the ranch doors and entered it.

The building wasn’t anything beyond what she expected, containing various tables, bar stools, beer jugs, and a sole bartender at the helm of the service stand. Pouting her lips, realizing that she wouldn’t even be entertained with a bar fight of sorts, she waltzed over towards the bulletin board on the far side.

Perusing over her options, finding them either painfully tedious or downright boring, she grit her teeth in frustration. Hunting down a bandit? That sounded fun, but the apparent bad guy had traveled days away from what the posting said. Round up some sheep. Really? That’s the best Discord could come up with?

“Agh! These all suck! Aren’t there any actually good jobs?” she complained, stamping her hoof on the ground.

A cough rang out behind her, causing her to wheel around and eye the bartender.

Cleaning off a glass with a towel, the pink unicorn at the stand glanced over at her. “Those are the jobs for beginning adventurers like you.”

Her eyes went wide as she recoiled in shock. “What?! I'm not a beginner! I can handle even the most challenging task you could offer! C’mon! Show me the real jobs!” she quickly retorted, stomping over towards him.

“No can do, lassie,” he nonchalantly replied, looking her up and down. “A pretty thing like you couldn’t possibly take on some of these. Who knows what they’d do to you if you got caught.”

Her blush returned, his ‘pretty little thing’ remark flustering her. “I-I am not a pretty little…agh! Shut up and just give me one of those jobs!”

He slammed the glass on the table, glowering down at her. “There ain’t a thing you could do to convince me.”

Rearing onto her hind legs, Rainbow raised a hoof aggressively. “Oh I know one thing that’ll -“

“Would you like to perform a charisma roll?”

In a flash, Rainbow was suddenly poofed back into Twilight’s Castle, seated just as she was before. She blinked wildly, seeing Discord leaning over towards her awaiting an answer. She scoffed, annoyed at herself for forgetting that rolling dice was a part of the game - meaning he could and would be pulling her out and back to the real world time and time again.

“What? Why would I do that?” she questioned, nudging the dice before her. “Can’t I just kick his flank and take whatever ones I want?”

Discord tsked, waggling a paw before her. “I’m trying to be nice to you here and guide you - once. Your strength is too low and he’d probably beat you. Tah-dah - campaign over.” He tapped the dice, juggling them between his talons. “And on top of that, even if you did defeat him, you’d instantly have a massive bounty on your head. You’d get three steps out of that saloon before you’re attacked and killed.” He placed the dice into her hoof, smiling. “So ~ Charisma roll, or no?”

“Sure,” she seethed, her voice littered with ire. “Roll for me, I know you’d probably rig it anyways.”

Rainbow grit her teeth, glowering over at him, before she was magically thrown back into the fantasy world. Standing in the saloon again, catching the shit-eating grin the bartender had as he eyed her up, she shifted awkwardly. The way he was gazing at her was rather intense, and as he trailed her up and down she could put two and two together.

Sighing to herself, she slowly trotted over towards him, raising a brow and looking him up and down. “Soooo ~ Maybe I could buy you a drink or something? Would that change your mind?”

“Afraid not,” he mumbled, turning away and resuming cleaning off his glasses.

Rainbow rolled her eyes, hearing the sound of dice bouncing on a table echoing in her ears. From her assumption, that was Discord’s way of telling her he was rolling her charisma check, and thus, she simply had to wait and hear what she got. Hopefully she’d get something decent at the least, because otherwise she’d be stuck in this saloon with no adventure to be had.

“Ooooh~” Discord cooed from nowhere in particular, his words filling the air around her. “A perfect twenty! How fortunate.”

Rainbow’s ear twitched at the way he worded that last bit, a sense of unease filling her being as she could sense the mischief in it. Though, she hadn’t been able to dwell on the idea for long, as soon after she felt her entire body seize up. Every inch of herself felt frozen in place, stiff and unwilling to obey her desire to move. Her eyes went wide, looking all around for some clarification on what was going on, though she knew that this was certainly Discord’s doing.

“I get to dictate how this check goes~” Discord growled again, causing her to gulp nervously.

Immediately following his words, Rainbow felt herself turn around. She hadn’t a clue what facing away from the stallion would do for her, but her question was swiftly answered - yet it sent a surge of shock through her. Stooping her torso to the ground, resting her chest against the floor, she raised her rump in the air and felt her wings reach back. It didn’t take her long to realize what was happening, but with no control over her body she had to silently scream in her head. As she feared, she felt her wings grip onto her flanks, slowly spreading her cheeks apart.

“How’s this then?” she called out in a sultry tone, her voice and mouth acting without her own volition.

Her face went red, a mixture of embarrassment and rage filling her being as she was forced to yield to Discord’s whims. If this was some kind of joke on his end, she was not all fond of it at all. She could hear his unmistakable laughter from afar, and, biting her lip in total shame, she watched as the bartender turned.

“Ma’am, I told you I-”

The sound of a glass breaking on the floor swiftly followed, as the stud gawked at the lustful display before him. Rainbow’s blush deepened intensely, her unwilling display clearly having an affect on the stallion. Clenching her eyes shut, she shuddered as she felt her marehood give a wink, her nethers growing wet with arousal - arousal she didn’t have much of yet. Sure, the act of doing something so uncouth was arousing, but not to the point that she’d be winking and drooling from her cunt this fast. It was positively Discord’s doing, perhaps in a showcase of his rage, but this was something even she never expected from the draconequus. Gulping, her eyes shot back open as she turned her face towards him and felt her mouth open.

“I saw you eyeing up this slutty body of mine~” she teased, swaying her hips and spreading her buns apart further. “I do have to admit, it did get me a bit excited.”

Her mind was racing with thoughts, hearing herself say these words against her own will. If this was Discord’s idea of a prank, it was way out of line.

The bartender gulped, frozen in place as he gawked at the wonderfully presented mare before him. Her pussy was divine, giving him teasing glimpses of its depths with every wink. Her asshole perky and ready, a tight entrance that could offer near endless bliss. Her ass was curvy and plump, though her athletic body did give a hint of muscle in her flanks too. All in all, it was a sudden course of action that sent him for a whirlwind.

“I…I,” he mumbled, struggling to speak. “I can’t s-say I wasn’t lookin’ a bit…”

Rainbow giggled, her body acting against her mind, as she began to shake her rump at him. “Well ~ Here’s an even better look!” She spread her hind legs further apart, giving him a peek at her perky bosoms. “I’ve got a cute, little set of tits on me too~”

Able to move her mouth after her words, still unable to speak, she grit her teeth. The size of her tits was always something she was a touch insecure about. Where her friends had hefty racks on them, she was always a bit more on the small side than them. It shouldn’t matter to her, after all it made her lifestyle as a speedster a fair bit easier, but she couldn’t like that she sometimes wished she’d had a more…tempting set on her.

“I…I can see that,” he continued, still stumbling over his words. Clearing his throat and shaking his head, he managed to gather his composure. “And I’m sure I’d have a good time with all of that you’re showing me~”

Picking up on his sultry tone, Rainbow’s body slowly stood back up. Bringing her legs back together, she rose up fully and began to trot over towards the flushed stud. Swaying her hips, giving him a lidded look, she slowly made her way to the bar and placed a hoof on it.

“Well,” she whispered, wrapping her other hoof around the back of his head and pulling him close. Bringing her mouth to his ear, feeling him shiver in her grasp, she giggled lightly. “Why don’t you let me take one of those quests? If you do, I’ll let you rut me like the dirty whore I am after I come back~”

He nodded dumbly, sweat beading down his forehead as he motioned his hoof under the table and pulled out a slip. “T-this here’s a job that got posted earlier today. Something about a couple of critters messing about in the local mine.” He cleared his throat, smirking over at her as he tried to match her mannerisms. “Why don’t you take that and get back quick, so I can rut that breedable body of yours~”

“Ohh~,” she teased, giving him a light kiss on the cheek. “If you’re good, I might actually let you breed me.”

She heard him huff hot air from his nostrils, clearly liking what she was saying. Giving him another light kiss on the cheek, Rainbow grabbed the paper out of his hoof and began to make her leave. Sauntering towards the saloon doors, swaying her hips behind her, she glanced back at him. As her body loved and her mind feared, he was drinking in her form. Her body still acting on its own, she flagged her tail and stuck her tongue out at him, throwing a wink his way. With that final act, she pushed open the swinging doors of the building and exited fully.

The moment her hooves touched the sandy dirt of the town’s grounds, she felt her body calm as her sense of control returned. She gasped, nearly stumbling as she was able to move on her own volition again, but quickly recovered. Her blush of embarrassment quickly shifted to one of pure, unfiltered anger.

“Discord!” she boomed, screaming out and up towards the sky. “What the buck was that about?! I’m going to -”

“You got the quest, didn’t you?” his omnipotent voice replied from the sky.

Rainbow stopped, blinking wildly as she eyed the paper in her hoof. True, she had gotten the slip, but at what cost. “A-and?! You just made me do all that and say all that for this stupid bucking paper! D-do you know how out of line that was?!”

“Are you saying you want to quit then?” he nonchalantly shot back.

She made to retort, but the words caught in her throat. Was this his game? Try to embarrass her so much she’d yield and quit? Degrading herself to sluttily seducing ponies was a realm beyond any shame she felt before, but her disdain and pettiness towards the Lord of Chaos right now was easily overshadowing it. If he wanted to play hard, she’d match it. Surely he wouldn’t make her do something like that again, and even if she did it’d make rubbing her success in his face all the better - plus, it was fantasy, not like she’d actually enjoy this or be feeling much from it.

She stomped her hoof on the ground, scowling at the clouds shaped like him in the sky. “Buck no! I…I don’t care about some pervy thing you just made me do! I’ll finish this stupid thing and make you look like an idiot while doing it!”

“Well then,” Discord followed, scoffing, “why don’t you get along with your little adventure?~”

Opting to not give a reply, Rainbow flicked her tail and glanced down at the paper. It was a touch hard to focus as her body was still worked up from Discord’s influence, the occasional wink alongside the feeling of her essence beading down her thighs, but she managed. The sheet had exactly what the bartender had said on it - a quest regarding dealing with some creatures in the local mine. From the sound of it, it seemed rather easy. Raising her head and curiously looking around, she spotted a cave near the edge of the town.

“That was not there before,” she mumbled, raising a brow and glancing up.

“It’s a matter of convenience, Rainbow Dash,” Discord answered. “Would you rather I make it miles away? Because I absolutely can and wouldn’t mind at all.”

Trotting over towards it, deciding there was no use in critiquing the draconequus’ mediocre scene setting, she eyed up the cavern. It was rather large, seeming more like a dungeon than anything else, at least from the outside, but that made it all the more exciting for her. All she had to do was beat up some problematic pests and she’d be on her merry way to joining in on these sessions more often and getting to give Discord some proper comeuppance. Her wings shifted awkwardly at her sides, stiff from her arousal. Sighing, ignoring the burning in her loins, she nodded her head and made her way inside.

For the most part, the cave was seemingly quiet. The occasional pitter patter of a small animal running by or the dripping of water was all that met her ears, as she continued to delve deeper into its depths. There were spots where the blazing sun above shone through, be it through cracks or holes in the ceiling of the cave, which allowed for her path to be illuminated and visible. Discord had been eerily quiet, not making a comment or remark while she walked further into the cave. After several minutes, she began to stumble across minecarts, pickaxes, and more, indicating that she should be growing closer to her destination.

Tch-he-he-he

She paused, one foreleg lifted in the air mid step as her ear twitched. A subtle, dry chitter rang out near her, causing her to grow wary. The noise was unique, nothing like what she had heard in the cave so far, which made her assume she had stumbled upon her target.

Tch-he-he-he

Gur-re-re

More tittering rang out, soon surrounding her. The sounds were indecipherable, a mishmash of clicking and squealing, but she didn’t care for it. Taking a readied stance, stooping low and defensively, she dragged her hoof against the floor and huffed hot air from her nostrils.

“Alright! Come on out! I’m here to clobber whatever the hay you things are and get outta her!” she taunted, sporadically looking around for any sight of them.

Her call out was answered with haste, as slowly several small creatures began to come out of the shadows. She hopped back, cowering into a corner as multiple of the oddities made their presence known, surrounding her on all sides but one. Glancing behind herself, seeing she was essentially pinned down, she smirked and turned.

“Heh - c’mon you…you…” She squinted, trying to make out what was surrounding her.

The figures were far clearer now, allowing her to get a decent view of them in the light dripping through the cave’s ceiling. They were short and green, numbering in the dozens around her, but that wasn’t the biggest cause of her concern. They wore loincloths of sorts over their groin, a few adorned weapons and charms, and they all eyed her carefully as they slowly approached.
She scrunched her muzzle, confused by what was before her. “Are…are these goblins? Really? Goblins? That isn’t even a challenge!”

“On the contrary, Rainbow Dash, I think you’ll find these mischievous little critters more than enough to give you a hard time.”

Rainbow nearly jumped at the sound of Discord’s voice, having been so engulfed in the moment she had forgotten about him. “What? How so?!”

“You are surrounded by goblins on all ends. There’s at least two dozen of them. You’re backed up against the cave wall. What shall you do?” he furthered, ignoring her question and putting on his formal, dungeon master voice.

Rainbow rolled her shoulders, snickering to herself as she prepared to strike. Spreading her wings she looked over the collection of creatures around her. With her speed and strength she should be able to…

“Sigh - you really are bad at this, yknow?” Discord mumbled. “Your strength isn’t up to par for all this, and your speed is certainly inadequate.”

Rainbow grit her teeth, his mocking tone fueling her anger. In spite of what he said, she growled. “Don’t care. I’m going to charge them and take them out. Roll the die.”

The sound of bouncing dice resonated through the cave, giving her the same indication as before. Nervously awaiting the outcome, she felt her body freeze up again.

“A two, how unfortunate.”

At his words, she felt her wings flapped down hard and surge her body forward. She was incredibly slow in her approach, allowing the goblin to casually step out of the way. Fumbling in the air, she fell over herself and tumbled to the ground.

“And with that failed attempt at a strike, Rainbow Dash found herself swiftly subdued by the goblins around her.”

Her eyes went wide as he continued talking, feeling a number of tiny hands grab onto her body. She bit her lip, feeling them on her wings, torso, neck, and most worrisome her flanks. She struggled intensely against them, slowly forcing herself back up, though she was soon met with a spear being held right before her with its tip aimed at her.

“Though, rather than killing the buffoon, the goblins seemed open to a bargain.”

Rainbow nervously tucked at the wild rag around her neck, gulping nervously. Sure, she was often a fearless, daring pegasus, but being faced with a razor sharp spear was enough to make her confidence waver. Fantasy or not, she could feel most of what was happening clearly now, and a sharp blade to the chest or face was certainly suboptimal. Adding in the fact it’d lead to her eventual defeat before Discord, she couldn’t allow it.

Feeling the goblins let go of her as they brandished their weapons and aimed them at her, she nervously looked around. “Bargain? H-how do they want to bargain?” She trailed her eyes on them, trying to get a read on just what they could be searching for from her. Though, as her eyes drifted downwards, the noticeable bulges within their loincloths made it clear as day. “H-hang on…”

“It seems they want the slutty adventurer to satisfy their lust~”

Her eyes went wide, her jaw nearly dropped, and she focused her attention on the groins of each goblin. From the bulge alone she knew they were packing quite the sizeable dongs, and the sheer volume of them alone was just as menacing. She could only assume they were worked up from the scent and sight of an aroused mare, all thanks to Discord’s doing. Before she could properly respond, she found the world around her melting away as she suddenly surged back into the real world.

Leaning back in his seat, Discord raised a brow and smirked at her. “So, seems you’ll have to use that body of yours to get out of this~”

“What?!” she swiftly blurted out, blinking wildly and coming to her senses. She recoiled back, a blush deep across her muzzle. “This has to be against the rules!” She pulled away from the table, crimson hue growing further. “That’s it! I’m out of here!”

Discord raised a brow, juggling a set of dice between his digits. “Oh? Well then, I suppose I win.”

“Huh?” Rainbow questioned, leaning forward and glowering at him. “No you don’t! This is ridiculous! It’s…it’s absurd! How the hay do you expect me to follow through with this?”

Spike shifted awkwardly in place, having watched everything up to this point. “M-maybe you should cut her some slack? I mean, after what you made her do in the saloon…”

Big Mac looked between Rainbow and Discord, moving his thighs to conceal his own growing arousal. The sight of Rainbow presenting herself to the bartender had been painfully hot, but now with the proposal of what was to come he found his restraint wavering.

“Oh, pish posh! This is simply a unique twist I’m adding for this! If it’s her first proper one shot campaign, then we should certainly make it a memorable one!” Discord dismissed, peeking over at her.

“By making me act like a slut?!” Rainbow growled. “Are you getting off to this or something? I’m not some whore!”

Discord shrugged, playing off his enjoyment of this all. “You may not be one, but it seems your character certainly is. That makes it memorable, doesn’t it? I mean, showing off that body of yours and seducing your way through it all seems easy enough. Charisma is the key after all.”

“Eeyup,” Big Mac quietly added, blushing and hesitantly looking over at Rainbow.

Rainbow’s eyes went wide at the stallion’s words, turning her attention toward him. “Big Mac you -“

“It would be a memorable first try…” Spike added, awkwardly rubbing the back of his head.

She whirled her gaze towards him, jaw nearly dropping. “Spike! What are you -“

Leaning forwards, Discord put himself at eye level with her. “Shall we continue?”

“Buck no!” she yelled back, furrowing her brow. “I’m…I’m not going to do all that! Did you see how many there were! And how big their cocks were…” She perked up, shaking her head. “N-not that that matters anyways! I’m not doing that!”

Discord leaned closer, smirking. “So you’re telling us you’re too scared to keep playing? Knowing you’re about to lose?”

His smug, mocking tone struck a chord within her, fueling her rage further than her fear. If she had to deal with these goblins and more, it’d be worth it to wipe that look off his face. “Like Tartarus I am!”

He shook the dice in his claw, raising a brow. “Roll.”

Pulling back, Rainbow glanced at his claw nervously. “W-what?”

“Roll for yourself this time,” he clarified, setting the dice down in front of him. “It’s a charisma check. Maybe you’ll get fortunate like last time and roll a twenty~”

She gulped, eyeing the colorful geometric shapes before her. They genuinely decided her fate, well, fictionally at least, and with that meant her numbers needed to be good - or were high numbers bad? She didn’t truthfully know, especially when it was up to Discord to interpret them. If a twenty made her shake her ass and flaunt her goods at the bartender earlier, then another one would likely mean she’d be riding goblin dick until tomorrow.

Reluctantly, she reached down with a wing, picking up the dice. She felt her marehood heating up, seizing upon itself as her arousal in the makeshift world was transferring to this one. It wasn’t that the notion of being fucked senseless was discouraging to her, after all, she had spent many evenings in the Wonderbolts locker room taking multiple dicks at once, but doing such in front of Discord of all creatures seemed enticing.

Shaking the dice in her wing’s clutches, she opened it up and let them go. She, among the rest of her company, watched intensely as the dice bounced and rolled, holding their breath to see what was to come. Her breathing picked up, her loins began to ache, and she could even feel her backdoor throbbing with anticipation. Those dice began to bounce, roll, and even spin, until they finally came to a stop.

A five.

“Well then~” Discord tittered, snapping his paw.

Rainbow was instantly whisked back into the cave, surrounded by an abundance of goblins on all ends. They seemed angrier, and before she knew it her body was once again no longer under her control. She felt herself spread her hind legs apart, giving a slightly clearer view of her goods. She had expected herself to do similar motions like back at the saloon, much to her despair, but once she spread her legs her body halted. Standing almost entirely still, she didn’t even feel her tail flag itself, leaving her wholly confused. She assumed a bad roll would mean a bad performance, but this seemed like the absolute bare minimum - which she wasn’t sure if she was glad or worried about.

Discord cleared his throat, roaring out with more of his story. “With such a pitiful attempt at seducing the dumb beasts, our hero Rainbow Dash found herself coming up short with her display. Fortunately, the goblins holding her hostage opted to take matters into their own hands.”

“Hang on! What do you mean into their own hands - woah!” she gasped, whipping her head back to glance at her rump.

Her eyes went wide, as she saw a group of the smaller creatures converge onto her, curiously groping and prodding her body. She watched as one planted kisses on her flanks, another huffed in her fruity musk, and the remainder continued to grab onto her on all ends.

Another gasp escaped her, feeling her wings being tugged, a rather impish goblin carefully looking it up and down. Gingerly, it caressed her feathers, organizing them and ensuring they were in proper order. She hadn’t expected one of these critters to be so gentle and a blush formed on her muzzle as she drank it in. He was essentially preening her wings for her, and as he curiosity fumbled with her feathered appendages, she bit her lip.

Preening was always seen as an intimate action amongst pegasi, and, alongside the multitude of goblins at her rear inspecting her, it made her thoroughly flushed. She bit her lip, feeling her marehood instinctively wink as a goblin gripped down on her plump asscheek, clenching her eyes as Discord’s voice boomed again.

“Oh my! It seems our little bandit is enjoying what’s happening! Fortunately for her, the goblins are sure to take notice of that drooling snatch of hers!”

The mere knowledge of him seeing her like this called to an unbeknownst part of her - her arousal spiking by a magnitude. She cursed herself for allowing him of all creatures to sink into her carnal thoughts, but the stakes she was facing were starting to take a turn.

“What do you mean take notice - nnngh!~”

Rainbow gasped, feeling one of the goblins spread her lower lips. Another pulled her flanks apart, giving the other ample room to work with. She gnawed her lip as he parted her marehood, revealing her drooling depths and making her engorged clit clear as day. The heat radiating through her only grew more, sending a rush of adrenaline through her.

She was stuck in place, the rules of the game cementing her in her ‘charisma check’, and it was starting to intensify further. Her eyes went wide as dinner plates, feeling a goblin place his lips over her winking ponut. Her blush deepened, the sensation of his tongue swirling around the rim of her asshole sending all kinds of thoughts into her head. She shuddered from head to hoof, beginning to feel overwhelmed by the sensations accosting her.

The goblin rimming her was in absolute heaven. Albeit they were manifested from the endlessly creative depths of Discord’s mind, nothing even the Lord of Chaos could conjure up could compete with the exotic, intense flavor the pegasus provided. A mixture of fruit, with a spicy kick, combined wondrously with the sweat that lined her figure, blending into a taste that was downright addicting. He dove his tongue right into that taut backdoor of hers, screeching joyously to himself as he ate her out.

Rainbow threw her head back, letting out a deep, guttural groan. The sudden surge of pleasure that hit her gathered the attention of the goblins around her, but also Discord.

“And now it seems they’re inspecting even further ~ One can only wonder how far they’ll go!”

Rainbow grit her teeth, gasping between her moans as she tried to maintain her composure. Tensing up as she felt the goblin eating her out pull his mouth away from her asshole. She grinded her teeth together further, looking back at the crowd that had gathered around her. Sweat ran down her form, some goblins were still spreading her cheeks and pussy, and a line of saliva connected her pucker to the creature who had just tongue-punched her’s lips.

She felt them pull their hands away from her rump, giving her hard, yet pleasurable, parting smacks on all ends. She yelped with surprise, unable to see the small, red handprints that now lined her flanks from their strikes. She scowled up into the air, knowing for sure Discord was watching, but her attention was swiftly brought back to her company.

Raising a brow, she looked to her sides, seeing the goblins surrounding her lifting her legs up one by one, taking off the boots Discord had given her. Her curiosity was sated, though it summoned a new feeling into her, as she saw a group of goblins slowly carry over a set of shackles. Still unable to control her own body, she was powerless to stop them from clamping them around her legs. Watching them connect the chains on them to the walls, she gulped nervously. She had gone from adventuring into this cave, to now being captured by these goblins.

“D-Discord, what the hay!” she clamored, yelling up at the ceiling. “You’re so bucked once this is done and over!”

She recoiled as a ghostly construct of Discord's head formed directly before her, throwing her deadpanned look. “Oh please, Rainbow Dash. I’m not the one making you leak like a fountain, y’know,” he tittered, looking her up and down. “That’s your own body reacting, so, it seems to me like you’re enjoying this!”

“But I-“ she attempted to reply, watching him poof away once again. “Rrrrgh! Discord!!!”

“And now, with a wonderfully attractive prisoner at their disposal, the goblins decided to inspect things further.”

Rainbow whirled her head around, looking at the goblins closing in on her again. “M-more?! What else could they do!”

She watched as one of the bigger goblins came up to her ass, reaching out and grabbing her right flank. Sinking his fingers into her plump flesh, coursing a moan out of her, she felt her heart skip a beat. She felt him spread her pussy once more, but, this time he had taken more initiative. Twiddling his fingers for a moment, he dove two of them right into her depths. She braced herself, fending off any moans or pleasurable cries that wished to escape her lips.

“H-haa…is…is that all you got, Discord?!” she taunted, her pride shining through even now.

“The goblins wanted to inspect both holes,” Discord’s voice boomed, clearly annoyed.

Rainbow blinked dumbly. “Wait…you don’t mean - nnnnngh!!!”

Her eyes went wide, her blush deepend, and she grinded her teeth together as she felt another goblin grab her tail and then sink his hand partially into her backdoor. An expression of sheer shock swept across her countenance, feeling the clamped hand fill her walls. The goblin that had done the act had nearly slid his entire hand in, pushing her asshole to its limit - graced only with the fact that the goblin from before had properly lubricated it.

“Haaa! Unf! Mmmph! O-oh my gossssh!”

A chorus of moans crept past her lips, the goblins inside her beginning to tease her. The first slid his fingers in and out of her marehood, occasionally kneading her clit between his motions, and the second pulled and pushed his hand in and out bit by bit. Curious fingers on each caressed her walls, tantalizing surges of bliss running through her nerves and right to her head.

The groping of her asscheek, the fingers sliding in and out of her, and the, albeit tiny, hand nearly fully pressed into her all blended into a spread of sensations she had never felt before. Her look of bewilderment never left her, still in total shock at what was happening to her - only cracking as she let out a sea of moans. The rest of the goblins seemed to surround her, stroking themselves to the sight of her being used, while who she could only assume were their leaders felt up her insides more.

She took a moment to catch her breath, eyes fluttering as she was awash in a wave of pleasure. Only when she felt tiny hands reach around her neck did she come back to the moment. Before long, her wild rag was taken off, the stetson on her head was snatched away, and the black fabric disgusting her face was ripped right off. Another set of goblins came from the shadows, holding yet another shackle. Once again, Rainbow was unable to do anything, feeling them clamp it around her neck and then connect its chain to a nearby rock.

With an audible pop, the second goblin pulled his hand out of her backdoor, while the first finished fingering her and slid his soaked fingers right out of her winking cunt. She tried to regain her composure, to keep a level head, the constant elevation of pleasure testing even her own fortitude. She could feel that her asshole was gaped, the hand that had dove into it spreading it wide open for all to see within. Her marehood was slightly spread as well, the fingers that had assailed it leaving it partially opened for the goblins’ viewing pleasure. With her holes presented wonderfully to them, she could only assume what was Discord’s next step.

“And now, it seems their leaders are going to claim their prize!”

And she was absolutely right.

She gulped, that same shocked expression on her face once again as she looked back. Greeting her, were two sizeable, green cocks, twitching and throbbing with desire. With her tail being held up, and her holes open and ready, she was unable to hide anything - unable to deny them of what they desired. Though her expression was that of utter bewilderment, beneath it laid a hidden desire that was coming to fruition.

The teasing, the roughness, and the pleasure of it all - it had sung a song to her marish desires. She had come here to prove a point, but now she was thrown into a sexual gauntlet beyond her wildest dreams. She knew Discord was watching, likely Big Mac and Spike too, yet the knowledge of having an audience gave her a sense of shame and arousal alike. She wanted more, whether she wished to admit it or not, and, as the goblin’s cocks grew closer to her holes, she was gonna get it.

Discord’s transparent figure appeared before her, looking her right in the eyes. She saw a twinkle of lust in his gaze, filling her with ire and lust at the same time. Throwing her a wink, he twirled a talon in front of himself and spoke.

“And the bandit was going to love every last second of it.”

Rainbow felt her body danced with a unique sensation, a warmth radiating over her. It felt like a massage, some kind of embrace that covered her every last inch. She couldn’t figure out what he had just done, but her focus was on other things. Hearing the two goblins uttering gibberish she couldn’t even begin to understand, she held her breath as she watched them shift position. Lining up their shafts with her gaped holes, she steeled herself.

Each passing second felt like an eternity in its own right, the warmth radiating off of their shafts taunting her rear. They were fairly big, her holes were spread and ready, and she absolutely needed this blossoming desire within her to be sated. With another exchange of gibberish the two goblins nodded to one another, and finally gave her what she wished for.

Plunging a cock each into her, the two goblins hilted themselves within her asshole and pussy. In that instant, Rainbow realized exactly what Discord had done. The pleasure that struck her felt like it had been multiplied ten times over - which, knowing the draconequus’ endless power, probably was. Her jaw hung open, a guttural groan of bliss bellowing out from her depths, and her eyes rolled back.

The two goblins began thrusting, plowing into her in rotation with one another. When one pulled out, the other drove in, and their synchronized efforts only threw her further into the gallows of ecstasy. Her ass jiggled with each slam of their groin into her, those ample flanks of hers clapping against them upon every motion made. Her wings fluttered, stiffening at her sides yet not spreading themselves, her perky tits swung below her as her body was driven forward each time, and her legs trembled from the force that was being put onto her.

She had trained endlessly with the Wonderbolts, meaning she was built to withstand intensity, and even with the absurd volumes of pleasure flowing through her, she was somehow managing to hold onto her sanity. A chorus of grunts rang out all around her, the crowd of goblins spectating her being fucked stroking themselves faster. The clamps locked around her legs and neck held her in place, restricting her from lurching forward any more, pulling her back into the goblins rutting her, only making it so they pressed into her even further.

Her deepest depths were being pummeled, and she couldn’t comprehend the words to describe how euphoric it felt. Her womb was kissed by goblin cock each time her marehood was filled, and the walls of her asshole were pushed to their limit as the other dick thrusted into her. The orchestra of claps, moans, and grunts filled her ears, making for a sound that seemed straight out of a wet dream - yet this was her reality.

Each and every moment felt like it was reaching a new height, the pleasure morphing into a constant moment of sheer bliss. She loved the feeling of them filling her, adored feeling her ass bounce with each thrust, and lavished the thought of Discord and the others watching her. She came here to prove a point, but now all she wanted was to be fucked sensless. Thankfully, her captors were doing that and then some.

Their thrusts intensified, her moans furthered, and the routine sounds of slaps grew frenzied. She felt their cocks flaring within her, their grunts becoming strained, and felt them grip down on her ass and hips harder. Only when she saw Discord’s manifested head peek over at her from the corner of her eye did she know it was finally time.

“The two leaders of the goblins came more than they ever had into the bandit, stuffing her to the brim and more~”

And with that, their climax struck. Giving a screech of bliss, the two goblins slammed into her with every fiber of their being, hilting entirely within her. Their cocks surged in size, funneling molten spunk through them and soon shooting it straight into her depths. Her asshole was filled with cum, rope after rope of goblin essence filling her gut and bulging her belly a portion. Her womb was swiftly flooded, hot, sticky cum coating her vaginal walls and gushing out of the seal the goblin’s cock made.

The sensations of it all overwhelmed her, and, feeling her entire body seized up, her own organs came. Every last nerve within her bursted with untold volumes of pleasure, filtering through her the single most wondrous feeling she had ever felt. She threw her head back in a noiseless scream, tongue lolling out as her eyes rolled back, her cunt gushing with her ecstatic release. Marish juices spewed from her pussy, her walls clenched down and milked the goblins’ cocks for all they were worth, and she basked in the moment.

For a second, she had entirely forgotten she was in a fantasy world, playing a ‘game’ amongst peers. All she knew was pleasure, entering a realm of nirvana that only her most ambitious dreams could even fathom. Yet, this was her reality, and as she slowly came down from her release she grasped everything that had occurred.

Some goblins in the crowd had stepped forward, giving high pitched screeches as they shot their load all over her. Cum painted her mane, back, wings, ass, and more, coating her in strands of white bliss that she basked in with glee. With a wet pop, the pair of cocks within her slipped from her depths and allowed cum to cascade out of her gaped holes.

She heaved air into her lungs, regaining her grasp on reality as her entire body radiated with warmth. The intensified pleasure was one thing, but the set of cocks pummeling into her had shown just how euphoric the experience could get. She smirked to herself, more than satisfied that she had managed to hang on. Looking back, adorning the sluttiest expression she could display, she eyed the goblins with a fierce look.

They still held her tail up, inspecting their work, but she couldn’t hold back her pride. “Heh ~ Even with - haah - whatever you did to me to make it more intense, I still - nnngh - held on!” She chuckled, smirking up at the ceiling. “Take…take that, Discord!”

“And now the rest of the goblins wanted their turn.”

Discord’s sultry voice rang in Rainbow’s ears like a drum, causing her cocky smirk to fade as she once again looked bewildered. Eyes going wide, she glanced over her shoulder, seeing countless goblins growing closer to her - cocks hard and ready.

“Uh…D-Discord?”

A dark, mischievous chuckle echoed through the chamber, as Discord was unable to hide his excitement.

“Our unfortunate bandit was in for an entire night’s worth of fucking!”

Rainbow’s jaw went slack, watching as a group of goblins literally leaped towards her. “D-Discoooord!”

“Gaaaah! Oh my gosh! Fuck!”

The trio of guys watched on, looking in through a looking glass at the sight of Rainbow Dash being railed by what seemed like endless waves of goblins.

“Nnngh! Y-yes! More! Mmmmph! S-Sweet Celestiaaaaa!!!”

Spoke slowly slipped up next to Discord, nudging him with an elbow and looking ahead at the sight - unamused. “Goblins in the wild west? Seriously?”

Discord frowned at the comment, finding his friend’s judgment accurate but also rather unneeded. He’d loathe to admit he had been rather self indulgent in having the prismatic pegasus be rutted by some of his personal favorite creatures - especially to fulfill a lustful thought he had had regarding Rainbow for some time, and thus he defaulted to his best reply.

“Don’t judge me.”

One Month Later.

Big Mac carefully laid out the map for today’s campaign onto the table, looking it up and down carefully, nodding his head in approval. Discord and Spike both peered over his shoulder, looking over the carefully labeled parchment themselves, and gave an approving nod as well.

“Looks like we’re ready to go!” Spike cheered, grabbing his small, claw-painted figurine he had made himself. “I’ve been dying to get this one started!”

A loud slam rang out behind them, causing each of them to whirl around, only to be met by a sheepish, rainbow-maned pegasus slinking into the room. With her face beet-red, wings nervously twitching at her sides, Rainbow slowly crept towards the three of them.

Spike looked up at Discord, seeing the Lord of Chaos’ knowing look, and rolled his eyes. “Really?”

Before long, Rainbow Dash took a seat between them, gathering the attention of all three of them. Sweat ran down her forehead, her blush deepened, and she nervously clapped her hooves together, avoiding eye contact.

“You guys don’t mind if I join another ‘session’…right?”