“OK OK! Yes thank you, Starshot, your sister won’t be~ HEY Diamond, Hazel… DON’T think I don’t see you pulling your brother’s tail! Wait, don’t throw that bottle and… hey!”

Hitch Trailblazer was making his way through downtown Maretime Bay, pushing three strollers… while wearing two foal-carrying backpacks on his back… one chest-mounted foal carrier… and having two more foals trotting alongside him, tied to his hip belt with toddler leashes.

It was a common sight for most folks in the village. And tales abounded of their noble sheriff, father of eight, and how he had single-hoofedly discovered the potency (and risks) associated with earth-pony magic… how Sunny had used Hitch’s noble self-sacrificing experiments with the powerful, ancient, thaumaturgical force to devise sufficient countermeasures and suppressants to prevent all the other earth-ponies from suffering a similar fate to Sheriff Hitch…

Parents tended to focus more on the plant-growing part of the story when telling the tale to their foals… leaving out the part about how three of the mares closest to Hitch had suddenly gotten very, very pregnant.

The three mares were walking a few feet behind Hitch now, sipping smoothies and idly chatting with one another.

“Starshot and Fizzlepop are really liking that backpack! I knew I could make one out of the scraps I found at the market yesterday!” Izzy chirped, grinning and smiling, waving at one of her two foals.

“I still can’t believe you managed to pop those two out, Izzy.” Sunny grinned, elbowing her friend. “When we found out you were having twins, I was sure you were going to go for the C-Section.”

“Pfft. Nah, I knew I could handle it. They weren’t big babies like your two.” Izzy grinned back, pointing at the two on the toddler leashes.

“I just can’t believe that one is a pegasus, and one is a unicorn. I mean, neither Hitch nor I are any of those races!” Sunny took a sip of her smoothie and waved at the colt looking back nervously over his shoulder at her. “Mommy sees you!”

“At least your kids’ aren’t complete brats,” Misty spoke up, from where she had been following behind them, hiding her eyes behind large sunglasses. “I mean, just look at how they’re torturing their dad!”

All three mares looked back at Hitch, currently engaged in a delicate balancing act as the three unicorn foals in the strollers and the foal in his chest carrier were engaged in an all-out battle of throwing bottles, rattles, and pacifiers at one another.

“Aw, don’t worry about that Misty! Your kids just have spunk!” Izzy laughed, half-hugging her friend.

“Yeah, besides… Hitch kind of deserves it.” Sunny smiled again, taking another sip of her smoothie. “He wanted to knock us all up so bad, he can deal with a little foal-chaos for a bit.” She took a step back and nuzzled Misty affectionately. “You should be proud that you had quadruplets. First time in Equestrian history!”

Izzy stepped in from the other side, throwing her forehooves around Misty in a hug. “I know, right? So proud she’s my harem-sister. Guess that ‘earth-pony-magic’ was reaaaaaally backed up after all those years, huh?”

Izzy made a rather obscene hoof-stroking motion from her crotch region before adding a “Splooooooge!” sound effect that made all three mares laugh.

“Speaking of…” Misty’s ears folded back, and a blush entered her cheeks. “D-d-do you guys miss that… y’know… uh…”

There was a moment of silence, that became heavier and heavier, punctuated only by the cries of eight foals in a tornado of wrestling-chaos with their father.

Both Sunny and Izzy began to blush too, as their thoughts wandered.

“...Big Hitch?” Sunny offered, embarrassed to say it.

“Y-yeah! I mean… it’s not like Hitch-Hitch is small. Far from it. He’s sweet too. Affectionate, cuddly…” Misty mumbled, nodding to herself.

“Yeah, he is a great stallion.” Izzy sighed nodding, before giving a noogie to Misty. “But I think all three of us can agree that we miss that big, fat, COCK.”

“Izzy!” Both Misty and Sunny squeaked at the same time.

“What? I know we all get our fill on snuggle night… but I can admit that I miss the feeling of being turned into a water balloon.” Izzy pointed at Sunny, “And I know what you ordered off of that ‘naughty drake’ dildo website!”

“H-hey!” Sunny blushed, before looking down with shame. “I… I didn’t know that I would like taking it… that deep.”

“And Misty you-”

“...wish I could be taken like a slutty little broodmare by Hitch’s big animal dick and fucked senseless like some kind of whorse until I pass out fro-” she paused, realizing that both Izzy and Sunny were staring at her with open mouths.

“...ah, yeah… I’d be up for some experimenting. Hee hee.” She chuckled nervously.

Izzy and Sunny broke into laughter too.

“OK. OK…” Sunny cleared her throat, tapping her head with her hoof. “I guess I can see about dropping the preventative wards… but on a timer this time! Hitch nearly died from dehydration.”

*Squeee!* Izzy made an adorable sound and vibrated with excitement.

*Crackle-pop!* A tiny firework popped off the end of Misty’s horn before she covered it with her hoof and blushed profusely. “Ohmygosh, please excuse me.”

“One rule though, Sunny.” Izzy harumphed, leaning on her friend.

“What?”

“This time, we have to invite Zipp and Pip. It’s not fair to exclude friends… both of them have privately been asking if there are any ‘expansion plans’ for the harem anyway.”

Sunny’s grin turned a little bit naughty as her imagination began to spin up. “We better research some lube spells or else it might get a bit-”

“HEY! HELLO!?”

All three mares looked up from their scheming to see Hitch staring at them, exasperated, eight foals crawling all over him and pulling on his hair and tail, his coat soaked with milk.

“Little HELP here? I swear, one night and this is the rest of my life.” Hitch shook his head with frustration, “By the Goddesses as my witnesses, I will never sire another foal in my entire life!”

The three mares just looked at their stud… and smiled with a predatory grin.

END

Author's Note

Yikes.

That's a LOT of foals.

Like... a LOT, a LOT of foals.

Now he just needs some pega-pussy to really go for a full dynasty.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed! And if you did... please write a little comment, those are what I truly cherish!

Thanks!