Shot through the heart and my ex is to blame.
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Shot through the heart and my ex is to blame.
It was a Friday evening I just got off work and was heading home when I heard a familiar feminine voice behind me say "hay over hear."
Next thing I know I hear a gunshot a sec. of pain then nothing what I see Next shocked me standing there in front of me was the anthropomorphic version of Lauren J. Faust's OC she looked like this just smiling and without her arms crossed.
"Whoa! Your Lauren Faust not the human Faust but the alicorn Faust and as some people think the mother of the royal Sisters." I said in disbelief. "also your a anthro pony?"
"Yes and I see you liked my show its to bad hasbro and myself did not see eye to eye then I Wouldn't hav to leave and magically influence them from the sidelines." she told me.
"Hold on do you mean to tell me that you and the human Faust are the same being?!" I practically yelled.
"Why yes actually." she said as if it were common knowledge.
"So I know why I'm hear I'm pretty shure I'm dead and this is wear spirits go when thay don't want to be on earth but still have unfinished business also known as the void. But why did you show yourself to me?" I asked her.
"I have a proposition for you I will tern you into any race in equus give you any power you desire." said the off wight alicorn.
"Ok. What's the catch?" I asked her.
"Only to protect my children and there subjects." she told me.
"Alright if I'm going to choose a race first I need to know ware in the timeline am I going to enter the world at?" I asked.
"Two weeks before the canterlot wedding." she said
"Ok it might be a little dangerous especially for the race I want to be but lets do it first off I think it would be ironic to be a changeling since I was shot in the heart by my ex also can you make me a male royal changeling if so make my mane and tail Light blue At the Scalp and a darker blue further down and make the stile similar to Rainbow Dash's as for my elytra make it Dark blue and my eyes make them like Queen Chrysalis's but blue and my wings make them blue as well and for my powers I have tow request for my primary power I want to be able to summon whatever I want and/or need from the call of duty series at a moments notice my secondary is a super form you know like sonic the hedgehog oh and if I somehow die I'll respon." I told her.
"I can do that but so the readers don't think you are too much of a Gary Sue I have two conditions one, you're super form has to charge up by dealing damage to a target lets say 500 combined damage, I'm feeling generous so how about if you charge it to 1000 damage you can go hyper from, two, to respon you'll have to place an item of you're choice it will be on you're load out and yes you have a load out Which works like it does in the call of duty games you'll have one weapon of every class hand guns and SMGs can be dule welded you'll also have the normal changeling abilities." She explained
"Ok that's fine by me."I told her.
After that was said she lit up her Horn and her magic flowed around and though me i could feel myself being given a actual form once that was done her Horn glowed brighter and I could feel myself gain said Powers.
"Oh and before I send you on you're way hears this badge it shows that you work for me." she said
The badge was circular with her cutie Mark on it I could also tell it was enchanted.
Grabbing the badge I said "Ok thanks." And with that she opened a portal to Equestria. Before I stepped through the portal I noticed that I wasn't wearing any clothes except for underwear so I snap my fingers and summoned a pair of black denim jeans a white shirt and black trench coat I then pined the badge to my coat and stepped through the portal.
Author's Note
There you go the first chapter in the story, tell me what you think and as always.
FOR THE BLOOD HIVE!
P.S. I'm sorry if I misspell anything in the chapter and I'm sorry in advance for missing anything in future chapters if I misspelled something please let me know and I'll try to fix it.
P.S.S. The ponies are anthro level 3 
The Dash and the ferocious!
Once I stepped through the portal I noticed that I was in the everfree forest.
"Well it's a good time to test out my wings, after all I need to find out which direction ponyvill is in." I said to myself.
But before I could do that I heard a familiar tomboyish scream.
"Well that sounds familiar, I better go see what she got herself into this time and hay what better way to introduce myself to the world than to save a damsel in destress." I casually told myself though I should probably place down my tactical insertion also known as my spawn beacon.
And after snapping one into existence and activating it I figuring flying was faster than running I jumped into the air and running mostly on instinct flew twords the screaming and when I got to where the screaming was coming from I found my favorite maire from the show Rainbow Dash (she looks like this.)
and was being chased by a manticore since the manticore was big I thought I'd go big as well though in hindsight using a bal-27(PS if you didn't know by now I snapped my fingers to summon things like how discord snaps his fingers to use his chaos magic). And as for the weapon (if you don't know what a bal-27 is here's a picture)
loaded with bear tranquilizer darts might have been overkill anyway I opened fire on the manticore which Drew both Rainbow Dash's and the manticores attention to me but before the manticore could change Targets the tranquilizer darts took effect knocking out the manticore.
"Are you ok your not hurt are you?" I asked her a bit worried for her well being.
"No I'm good, is the manticore dead?" She asked.
No, it's just sleeping those were just tranquilizer darts though I'm not sure how long it will stay asleep so we better get moving." I told her.
"Right by the way what are you?" She asked me.
"I'm part of a race called changelings we are shape shifting emotionavores but I'm one of the few changelings who don't see ponies as nothing more than a source of food." I told her.
"Ok... um what does emotionavore mean?"she asked nervously.
"It means my kind feed on emotions." I told her.
"Oh ok."she responded.
And so after that we headed twords the direction of what I could only assume to be ponyvill.
"By the way names rainbow dash and I'm the fastest flyer in Equestria."she told me.
"It's a pleasure to meet your acquaintance my name is carablast." I told her.
"Nice to meet you too and thanks for the help I just couldn't seem to get away from that manticore."she told me.
"No problem I'm always willing to help out someone in need." I replied.
By the time we got to ponyvill it was getting dark.
"Damn I just realized, I have no money to buy a night at any hotels I Guess I'll have to use a cloud somewhere." I mused to my self.
"Oh no you don't, you saved me and I want to repay you for that so why not stay at my house I have a gest room you can use." She suggested.
"If you insist." I told her.
And so we took to the air and flew twords what I can only presume is dash's house after getting there I found out that changelings can infact cloud walk or it could be just me (to this day I still have no idea which one it is) and we went inside and as soon as we did she went straight for the fridge and I went to the couch, she grabbed a leftover hay burger and some hay fries and came over to the couch and Sat next to me and started eating.
after a Little bit. "You want some?" she asked gesturing to the food.
"Oh, no your admiration is enough, remember my kind feed on emotions." I reminded her dismissively.
"Oh right."was her only response.
After she was done eating. "You want to watch a movie?"she asked me.
"Sure why not, But let me choose the movie." I said
After thinking for a couple of seconds I decided to show her Avatar by James Cameron. At the end of the movie she said she liked it I told her that I saw it a while back and loved it I also told her that there is a second one that we can watch tomorrow or when ever we have time and she said she'll be able to this weekend after that she showed me the guest room and headed off to her room.
After entering my room and closing the door I thought to myself. "I hope the rest of the main 6 accepts me I'm pretty sure Celestia and Luna will accept me once thay know I'm a agent of Faust.
With that I laid down on the extremely comfy cloud bed and went to sleep.
I became aware of my dream scape, now I've always been a lucid dreamer but this dream seemed different almost like I could feel other minds that's when I felt a powerful yet motherly presence behind me, turning around what I find is a changeling queen that looks like Queen Chrysalis but with my color scheme and she wore a blue silk dress.
"Hello young one I am Queen Myxine of The Hagfish Hive and your new mother." She said sweetly."And just to let you know if you ever need anything just ask and mother loves you honey."
and with that spread out her arms and hugged me and it felt good so good I just had to hug her back.
"I... I love you too... Mom."I reluctantly said to her.
Looking back at it now I should have known she really did care about me,
After that we separated from the hug and with one final wave she was gone tuning back in to my dream scape I thought a little target practice was in order after all there's no time like the present to improve your self. So I pulled out my bal-27 and a stinger M7 also from cod advanced warfare (again if you don't know what a stinger M7 is here's a picture)
Recreated firing range from cod modern warfare remake and got to training.
Author's Note
And that is chapter 2 tell me what you think and as always.
FOR THE BLOOD HIVE!
Meeting important ponies part 1.
I woke up early the next morning and went down stairs to get a glass of milk and when I opened the fridge I saw very little food so I decided to make some pancakes for rainbow dash and I summon a speaker and pulled out my phone and played Kickstart my heart that's when I heard hoof steps for behind.
"Something smells (yawn) good." She said to herself.
"Yeah I'm making pancakes hope you enjoy them because there all for you." I told her.
After breakfast we decided to visit twilight sparkle on the way I noticed that the ponies where staring at me with curiosity and thay where whispering to each other of course I just ignored them, when we got to the golden oaks library rainbow knocked on the door and after a few seconds a purple dragon with green spines opened up the door it was spike he looked like this.
"Hi Rainbow, what are you doing here?" He asked then turning to me he asked. "And who's you're new friend?"
"Hay spike, this is carablast and I'm introducing him to my friends so is twilight home?"she asked him.
Yeah let me go get her in the meantime make your selfs at home and so we sat down on the couch waiting for twilight to come over to us.
"Hi Rainbow and you must be cara... blast oh my Celestia you're an agent of faust I have to tell the princesses, spike take a letter." She told him.
"She must've noticed my patches that Lauren gave me." I thought to my self.
Twilight looked like this just without the wings
"Of course."was Spike's simple reply.
"Dear princess Celestia Rainbow Dash came to the golden oaks library with somepony special a agent of faust though I don't know what he is I'm sure he will help defend us if needed you're faithful student twilight sparkle. okay spike send the letter." She told him.
"Okay twilight." He said and took a deep breath and blowed a stream of fire sending the letter a couple seconds later spike burps out green flame and a letter appeared spike picks it up, it read. "To my faithful student this is great news sadly I am to busy to go to ponyvill I will hed there ASAP you're teacher princess Celestia."
"Well as where waiting might as well introduce you to the rest of the girls."Rainbow said
"And I'll stay here just in case princess Celestia show's up." Twilight told us.
And with that Rainbow and I were off.
"So who's next on are list of ponies to meet?" I asked Rainbow.
"How about Applejack she's one of my closest friends." She told me.
"That sounds good." I told her.
And we were on our way, after a trip across town, I could see Applejack's home, sweet apple acres, that's when we heard it three screaming fillies, one's rainbow knows all too well.
"That sounds like the cutie Mark crusaders I think they're in danger!" Rainbow said alarmed.
"I'll handle this." I said summoning my Goliath armor.
(Some fourth wall breaking If you don't know what Goliath armor looks like hears a picture.)
(A little more fourth wall breaking My Goliath armor has a under barrel rocket launcher and a shoulder mounted homing rocket pod and lastly a exo ping to tell me where my enemies are around me).
I activate my exo ping and locate the cutie Mark crusaders and whatever creature is chasing them, when it come upon them I saw they were being chased by a bunch of Timberwolves, I lock on to the closest timberwolf with my homing rockets and fire at them, the rocket's explode incinerating the wolf. (And a little bit more fourth wall breaking I might have tampered with how the rockets function as far as I know the rockets in cod advanced warfare are not actually incendiary but from what I know from the show, there aren't that many armored vehicles or really any armor in Equestria that I need High Explosive Rockets otherwise known as HE rockets for.)
"Since these are Timberwolves I might as well switch my chain gun's regular ammo to incendiary." I thought to myself.
After doing that I started targeting more Timberwolves and firing at them with my chain gun and the incendiary bullets worked like a charm completely incinerating the Timberwolves, by the time I was done rainbow dash had caught up to me and I have already exited my Goliath armor.
" that was so awesome! I've never seen any armor like that before what was that armor by the way?" Rainbow asked.
"That was my Goliath armor though it's been modified from the standard Goliath armor that most ponies can get, I'm pretty sure that regular Goliath armor rockets are high explosive rockets not incendiary like mine of course like my chain gun I can switch between different types of ammo as you saw I used incendiary rounds and rockets I also have taser rounds and knockout gas rockets I also have but barely use them Rad rounds and mini warheads that I like to call RPMN which stands for rocket propelled mini nukes so like I said I barely ever use those because they're way too dangerous and deadly not only to your target but to yourself as well if you don't have the right protection."I told her.
(Even more fourth wall breaking but I got the idea for the rocket propelled mini nukes from a Minecraft mod called guns rockets and atomic explosions.)
"Anyways are you girls okay?" I asked the three of them.
"Yeah we're fine thanks for the help." A White unicorn filly said that I knew to be sweetie Belle she looked like this.
"Yeah that was some cool armor there by the way."a Orange pegasus filly complimented she had a purple mane that I knew to be scootaloo she looked like this.
"Yeah thanks partner I hope you don't mind me asking but what are you?"asked a young yellow earth pony that I need to be Apple Bloom she looks like this.
I'm a changeling a shape-shifting emotionavore in other words I eat emotions and my name is Carablast."I told them.
"I'ma Apple Bloom!" Apple Bloom announced.
"I'm scootaloo!" Scootaloo announced.
"I'm sweetie Belle!" Sweetie Belle announced.
"and wear the cutie Mark crusaders!" They loudly announce.
I had to cover my ears because it was so loud.
"We were just about to go meet your sister Apple Bloom do you three want to come with?" Rainbow dash asked the crusaders.
"Sorry Rainbow dash but that timberwolf attack delayed our crusading for today we got to start right away if we're going to make up for that."scootaloo said
"Well all right yes either we or just I will see you girls later see you crusaders."I told them.
After having deeper into Sweet Apple acres saw a orange earth pony that I know to be Applejack in one of her hind legs to Buck apples out of the tree that she was working on.
"Hey AJ I want to introduce you to a new friend of mine oh and tell you that he saved your sister and her friends from a bunch of Timberwolves."rainbow announces to her Cow mare friend.
"Well howdy there partner I'm Applejack and at what RD saying is true then thank y'all it's a lot to me that you saved my sister and friends from a bunch of no good wooden varmints."Applejack told me she looks like this.
"No problem I couldn't just stand there and watch those poor girls get harassed by a bunch of Timberwolves by the way my name is Carablast and I'm a changeling."I told her.
But why don't you come on in and have some food it's almost lunch time. She told us.
"Changelings are a little bit different by that I mean they don't gain any nutrients from regular food as you ponies do we eat positive emotions so I'm pretty sure Rainbow dash would love some of your food and any positive motions you can throw my way would be greatly appreciated but even though I can't get any nutrients from food I still love the taste of it so yeah let's do it."I told her.
"Well you definitely have my appreciation for saving my little sis." She told me.
"And mine for saving scootaloo."Rainbow dash told me as well.
"You're both welcome." I told them and we headed to The farmhouse.
Author's Note
And that's chapter 3 hope you enjoy and as always.
FOR THE BLOOD HIVE!
