Chapter 1- The funeral and chaos!
Thank You, God, for helping me write this.
It was a sunny day here at Ponyville, or that is what everypony wished. Princess Celestia ordered the Pegasi to make the sky cloud and rainy, which the Pegasi obeyed.
Everypony from Ponyville and Canterlot were crying. tears were falling from their eyes. They all had a frown in their face, tears fall from their eyes.
Princess Celestria and Princess Luna got on stage. Princess Celestria's horn started glowing yellow. a tear fell from her eyes, there was a puddle of cyan blue tears under Princess Luna. She pulled the microphone to her mouth and said in a soft, sad tone, "Everypony... thank you for coming here tonight to the funeral of dearly beloved, Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, and Big Mac. Let's have a moment of silence!"
she pushed the microphone away from her mouth. Everypony bowed their head and closed their eyes. No words were exchange for a while.
Granny Smith was angry, glowing in red, she couldn't take it anymore. She looked like if she was going to explode. She broke the silence by saying in a muffled voice since she had been crying a lot even before the funeral, "O.. O.. w..w- why.. Big Mac... h.. h- he.. was the best son ya ever had!" Her sadness overwhelms her and then she collapses on the ground and started tearing up... She placed her hooves on her face. tears were falling from her beautiful orange eyes. she was then pounding her green, thin hooves on the ground.
Apple Jack nodded her head in agreement. She said with tears in her eyes, "Y- Yeah... I- I- I m- mi... miss... ma' b- brot- brother! H- he wa- waa- was... t- the... best brother I ever had... I- I l- loved... him..." She shed a tear, but she was then comforted by Fluttershy. Fluttershy comforted her by hugging her and mumbling, "Don't worry AJ, everything would be alright. You will see him again in Pony heaven."
She then started getting angry, her face started glowing red, she started grinding her teeth, her heartbeat started going up and down like a filly on a trampoline. she started making an angry, deceitful grin and then pushed Fluttershy, and yelled in a raspy voice, "NO! WHOEVER DID THIS THING, SHALL PAY! SHALL PAY! YA CAN'T BELIEVE ANYPONY WOULD DO THIS!?"
Fluttershy was sad that her own friend pushed her, she started tearing up by the flashbacks she gotten when she was in flight camp, and flight school. Everypony kept pushing her around, teasing her, bullying her since she couldn't fly as well as them. Rainbow Dash will fight the bullies, she almost got arrested when she and the bully was fighting with knives since the filly wanted to prove she can beat RD and that Rainbow Dash is an arrogant, hotheaded also a big mouth.
Rainbow Dash helped Fluttershy get up. Princess Celestria said with great empathy, "Don't worry AJ, we will find the pony responsible for this..."
Princess Luna's horn started glowing purple dragging the microphone close to her mouth. She took a deep breath and wiped away the tears from her face and then said in a sad voice, "Any...pon..pony w- wh.. who wa..nts to sa... say a. a- a... f- few w... words... a- a b- about .... their dead loved ones, now the time... to... do so... is now..." She couldn't take it anymore and fell to the ground and started crying and pounding her hooves on the brown stage.
Apple Bloom got out of her seat and walked to the stage. Princess Luna gave Apple Bloom the microphone, Apple Bloom wiped away the tears. She looked at everypony, she was too sad to say anything..."
Princess Celestria hugged Apple Bloom with her wings and said, "It is okay, Apple Bloom... Here is a tissue." Princess Clestria's horn started to glow yellow and levitated a box of tissues and pushed them closer to AB using her magic from her long horn.
Apple bloom grabbed a tissue from the box using her hooves and blow on the tissue. She then tossed it away from her landing on the garbage. she then spoke, "Everypony... I as much as you... miss Big Mac... I wish he wasn't killed by whoever pony killed him..." she then started to tear up... she started mumbling, "He wa... was a... great... brother... nopony c.. can replace... him!"
Rarity went up to the stage and Apple Bloom handed her the microphone as Apple Bloom returned to her seat. Rarity was crying, her eyes were red like raspberries, she was wearing mascara which made her tears a dark colour. She tried to speak but started tearing up again.
She then spoke after a series of tears, "I wan... want... to say... s.... say- t-... th- THAT... Pi... P- Pinkie Pie.. w- was.. a g- gr- great... friend.. I miss her dearly even if she is annoying..."
Maud Pie didn't like the last part and threw a rock at Rarity, but it missed.
After a while, everypony went home, no words were exchanged or spoken during that time. Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Spike went to Twilight's home.
Spike was crying in a fetal position, he misses his master a lot, Twilight was his best friend and always treated him well even though he gets waken up by Twilight from time to time. Rainbow Dash with a frown and a very sad expression said to Spike, "C'mon Spike, come inside it's about to thunderstorm..."
Spike dragged himself inside the house of his ex-owner, Twilight. He finally gets inside.
I was in my home in Cloudsdale, I was watching TV watching the funeral. To admit something from my heart, I slightly regret what I did to Twilight, Big Mac and the others. I then turned off the TV and looked outside the window. I saw the thunderstorm; it was screaming like an angry boss who was yelling at the underperforming employees. I then stop looking outside the window and went outside in my yellow raincoat and a mask of purple and black. I wore those so nopony will know it is me and I can get away with the murders easier. I grabbed my iron axe, and a knife. I headed to Ponyville...
Meanwhile, there was three ponies and a baby dragon sitting in Twilight's home, no word escaped from their mouths. Rarity then took a deep breath, she had a guilt look and said, "Darling, I regret going home and sleeping instead of staying with Twilight and you ponies... I could have saved Twilight's life on that night..."
Spike rolled his eyes and took a deep breath before he said in a sarcastic tone, "Maybe a drunk pony attacked her..."
Rainbow Dash flew over and slapped Spike and said, "Her body was opened, and she had a lot of cuts and bruises, and her intestates were out, a drunk little pony can't bucking do that! Worst they could do is give Twiley a black eye or a few bruises. I know this because I got into a fight with a drunk pony before in Canterlot for a Wonderbolts airshow. I won but I was on probation so I couldn't attend a Wonderbolts airshow or preform in one for at least a good 6 months. "
Rarity scolded Rainbow Dash by saying, "Calm down RD, geez darling, I know you lost your marefriend to some monster but that doesn't give you an excuse to assault Spike."
Fluttershy said, " I can't think of anypony who could have killed Twilight, Big Mac, Pinkie and Little Cheese..."
Rainbow Dash rolled her magenta eyes and said, "Well I can name like three. Discord, Spike, or maybe... uh... actually I could only name two... sorry everypony.."
Rarity hoovedpalmed and sighed, "I don't think it is Spike... He wouldn't do such thing!"
Spike said, "Yeah! I am strong but not that strong, I can't do anything like what that monster did to Twilight!" He then flexed his muscles with the other ponies cringing. Rarity started blushing, her face glowing red.
I was flying through Ponyville looking for an easy pony to kill.
Rainbow Dash scolded the other ponies, "Let's work together this time...."
Then a knock was heard from outside. Everypony yelled in terror and flinched. RD nervously opened the door and saw a soaked AJ, not looking very happy. She then said after trying to catch her breath, "Howdy, I am AJ... I was going home but it started thundering and a thunderbolt strike my barn, so I came running here." A flash and a sound that cried "BOOM" at a distance, AJ hopped in fear, she landed in the hooves of Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash cringed on what she was doing. She could hear Apple Jack's heartbeating fast and jumping up and down like a filly on a trampoline. She then let go of AJ and AJ landed on all four of her hooves.
I flew over Ponyville and saw two small, young fillies who were a fraction of my size and power... the pink filly with a diamond tiara said, "I can't believe that ugly monster killed two of the members of element of harmony... who will save us when somepony attacks us?" the two fillies chuckled.
The gray filly rolled her eyes and said, "Oh darling, I think it is just some drunk pony trying to show off like Rainbow Crash!"
The two fell on the ground on their backs and laughed their little heads off. I looked around and saw there were nopony around me and the two fillies. I dash down and cut one of the fillies head off with an iron axe. her head went clean off, blood went splat and and her torso collapsed on the ground. Her friend had a shocked expression and ran away... I chased after her and tackle her she was trying to escape... I bite into her neck; she was losing conscience. I then used my knife and slit her throat. she then lay upon the ground. her body felt weightless like a feather from a Pegasus. I grabbed the two fillies and take off. Unknows to me, there was a little colt named Featherweight who took a picture of me when I was taken off.
I reach my home at Cloudsdale. I drank the blood that was escaping the cuts. I wanted to get rid of the evidence and put them in my blender and the liquid in the blender turned dark green, I looked like if I was about to vomit. I stopped the blender and dumped it in the trash. I then suspected that somepony will think I was behind the murders, so I trash my house to make it look like I was foalnapped by the monster.
First, I flipped my brown couch on to its side. I threw a knife at the TV and the monitor of the TV cracked and I removed the knife from the TV. I then threw newspaper to make the living room look like a complete mess and threw red paint to make it look like blood, so they think I was murdered, and the killer took my body. Nopony will be fooled by that. I then threw a punch at the window; I was lucky not to have a shard in my hooves. I then went up the stairs and trashed my room, I tore my pillow causing a horde of feathers to go everywhere, I threw my mattress to the ground, I broke my computer's monitor using the golden knife. I then broke windows using an iron axe.
I then went downstairs to the kitchen and threw food on the ground. Foods like turkey, apples, apple pies and even cupcakes scattered the floor. I grabbed milk and spilled it all over he floor. I grabbed olive oil and opened the lid and threw it all over the stairs.
I then went through one of the broken windows and went somewhere else maybe the Everfree Forest, if I go to my cave home, Fluttershy knows I live there so she will tell them princess and they will hunt for me.
Princess Celestria knocked on the door and Apple Jack opened it and the princess entered the room and everypony and even Spike bowed except Princess Celestia said, "Hello... so I got your letter I have good news and bad news.. which one do you want to hear first?"
Rainbow Dash chanted, "Bad News! Bad News!"
Princess Celestia nodded her head and said, "Okay, good news is that a spell that can revive ponies but it will take a long time..."
Rainbow Dash yelled, "I wanted the bad news..."
Princess Celestia rolled her eyes and said, "Fine! Bad news is that two fillies, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were seen being foalnapped by some pony wearing a yellow rain jacket and a purple black mask...Blood was dripping from the fillies dead bodies too."
The other mares and Spike were shocked by the news, their mouths were open and their eyes were decreasing in size.
Apple Jack asked, "Okay, so? What happened to the fillies, did ya find them? did you find the foalnapper!"
Spike said, "Maybe I was wrong.. a drunk pony didn't do it.."
Rarity asked in a curious tone, "How long will it take for the revival spell to work."
Princess Celestia answered, "Weeks months but sometimes a year."
Rarity froze and gave a death stare to Princess Celestia, before ranting, "A year? We don't have a year! that is tooo long Darling."
Princess Celestia said, "Well, I did this before, and it took some months."
Rarity argued, "Some months?"
Princess Celestia nodded her head and left to relearn the spell.
Rainbow Dash hoofpalmed and yelled at Rarity, "Be patient, Princess Celestia is trying her best to revive Twilight... sure it might take a year, but it is worth it!"
Rarity scolded, "I can't live without Twilight for a bucking year!"
Apple Jack yelled, "GIRLS!"
the two mares looked at Apple Jack. They stopped arguing and their mouths were hanged open like a mailbox.
Apple Jack asked politely, "Can we all stop fighting? the princess is trying her best and it would be better if we were patient."
Spike rolled his eyes and said, "Just use the elements of harmony to defeat the monster!"
Fluttershy asked, "How can we do that with Twilight and Pinkie dead."
Spike said, "That is for you to decide."
Apple Jack said honestly, "That wouldn't work Spike! Twilight made you wear Rainbow Dash's amulet but after she did that, we failed to defeat Discord so we couldn't just hire somepony to be Twilight and Pinkie!"
Spike asked, "And?"
Apple Jack said, "End of story!"
A stallion, Dr. Hooves sits in the red couch, he glances at the clock and sees the time, 3:00am.. He started sweating and worrying where his wife is. He hasn't seen her since she had to deliver mails and packages to residents of Everfree Forest. He forced a smile and said in a worried tone, "Maybe she is just lost, and Princess Celestia's guards are looking for her!"
A purple filly with a yellow mane and yellow eyes asked, "Daddy, where is mama?"
Dr. Hooves turns to his daughter and said, "I don't know... I haven't seen her in days and her boss said she was going to deliver some items to some residence in Everfree forest that should take her a few hours to complete..." The filly started to tear up, she couldn't say anything, she is worried about her mom, Derpy.
After a few minutes of trying to put words together she could muster, "W-... wha.. what.. i- i..if... sh- s... sh- she w- wa... was... eaten by TIMBERWOLVES!" She couldn't take it anymore and cried up while hugging her father, she started to make Dr. Hooves brown, expensive jacket, wet.
He said, "Great whickering stallions! I got a bright idea."
The purple filly asked in a childlike tone, "What is the idea, daddy?" while she stuffs her face with chocolate.
The stallion jumped out of the couch, and raised one of his hooves on the air, he yelled, "Why didn't I come up with this! I can just make a time machine, travel back before Derpy was forced to deliver mail to the Everfree forest, warn her about it and prevent my beautiful but naive wife from facing this horrid fate!"
He then yelled in a loud voice, "TO THE BASEMENT!" he then runs to the basement.
I walked outside my house, i felt the warm midnight, and the crickets playing beautiful music like students at a concert. I look around and didn't see anypony but I saw one mare. The mare was cyan with a rainbow mare and a cutiemark with a flank of a cloud of red, blue and yellow lightning bolt and a white cloud.
I flew up to her as she opens the door to her massive cloud made mansion. I asked, "Hello, how are you?"
Rainbow Dash was stunned, she was too busy thinking about who could be the pony behind these murders and the foalnapping. She turned around and said, while sweating and in a worried tone, "Oh.. hey! I didn't see ya there!"
I asked in a concern tone, "What's wrong?"
She looked around to see if anypony other then her and me were in nearby.
She mumbled succinctly, "I am worried, there is this scary pony who is going around killing and even foalnapping two ponies from my awesome and little sister's class! and.."
She then whispers into my ear, "I am scared I might be next."
I said, "Why?"
She then started blushing red as a tomato in embarrassment before mumbling, "I don't want to die... I never became a wonderbolt. I never made up with Lightning Dust and so MUCH MORE!"
I said, "Well, you might now achieve those goals anytime soon."
Rainbow Dash made an angry face, her eyebrows dropped, she said in a scolding but stern voice, "What the buck do you mean?"
I then punch her square in the nose. She fell backwards... I then wrapped my hooves around her neck. I threw her down on the white, cloud ground. I then quickly pull out my axe and kick her in the neck with my knee. Her neck was deformed, the blood was rushing out of Rainbow Dash's nose. She went flying for a few seconds before hitting the door of her house which vanished after the impact. I grabbed my Iron axe stroke her head at least three times. Her eyes were closed, blood was escaping the cuts I planted, her pink, small brain was exposed, one of her eyes rolled away.. blood was on my body. I then strike her torso, she didn't react she just laid on the puffy, white clouds.
I looked around and saw no pony is nearby, everypony was asleep which will be good. I then grabbed her hind hooves and threw her in the couch, I saw duct tape, a bottle of cider, and her sleeping pet, Tank. I use duct tape to tape Rainbow Dash's head to her body, I then grabbed cider and threw it into the ground, and it broke and shuddered into small, brown broken pieces of glass, I toss Rainbow Dash's ragdoll body into the pool of broken glass. I then lick the blood in my body and blood that was on the floor and on RD's body. I pour RD's blood from RD's body and filled the jars up with juicy, red blood.
I then ran far away from the house and flew to ponyville, I peed in a bush to prevent iron overload.
a yellow mare with a pink mane walked up to me and asked, "Hey.."
I yelled, "I am peeing, give me some Bucking privacy."
Fluttershy apologized and looked away and waited for her to finish her business. Count Derpy was done and asked, "What do you want?"
Fluttershy was confused, she saw some red stains on Count Derpy's body.
She asked, "Hey... why is there red stains on your torso?"
Count Derpy started to sweat up a storm and she was trying to find the perfect lie to cover it up. She finally blurted, "I spilled Red frosting!"
Fluttershy raised an eyebrow and asked, "But frosting doesn't leave behind stains! you dumb filly, tell me the truth NOW!"
I then slapped her in the face leaving a bruise on her face. I then pound my hoove on her head and she fell down to the ground.
I heard her say something but I couldn't hear all of it, the only thing I could hear from her was, "Please.. l- le-.. let... m- me... go... I- I.. wo... won't.. t- tel.. tell an- anypony abo- about what you di.. did..."
I laughed at her and kicked her in the head. Her eyes were closed but I could hear her heart beating. I then make deep cuts with my knife, the cuts were deeper than the ones I made before, more blood was rushing from the cuts, I lick some of her blood and it taste horrible. I saw a half-eaten burger in the garbage, from nearby. I walked over and grabbed it and went back to the body and stuffed the burger in Fluttershy's mouth..
I was lucky it was midnight and nopony was around to see this. I then quickly left but I then moaned, "Oh... UGH! oop.. so.. much.. bloating..."
I then did my business on Fluttershy dead corpse.
I quickly turned into a bat and fly away.
Good thing Princess Celestia didn't put security cameras or I would be caught by now.
Count Derpy was looking for a place to hide out. She was 100% sure that the other Ponyville residence will now that she was behind the murders so her house and cave as off-limits.
I then flew passed the Canterlot-Ponyville border and found a cheap log cabin. nearby.
I flew inside. There was nopony inside.
Count Derpy was happy to find a good place to hide out. She remembers having to going to Canterlot as a little filly, she smiled and said, "Cost of living here is 75% more expensive than in my hometown of Ponyville. like a bundle of hay is like 5 bits here while in Ponyville it is like 1 bit."
She brushes her teeth and hops in bed and went to sleep.
Princess Celestia was on her throne, she was not a happy camper. She is tired of the complaining ponies that are complaining about this Vampony named "Count Derpy" killing everypony. She sighed and yelled in her canterlotan voice, "I AM TIRED OF EVERYPONY ACCUSING ME, PRINCESS CELESTIA OF CREATING HER JUST TO CONTROL THE POPULATION OF PONYVILLE."
One guard was asleep but woke up when he heard the screaming. He started to sweat.
Shining Armor, who was staying there to celebrate his birthday since Canterlot was expensive and couldn't afford many of the decorations needed. He walked up to the guard and asked, "Do you think we will be... you know... attacked?"
The guard who is protects the Princesses was confused, he raised an eyebrow and said, "What do you mean?"
Shining Armor asked, "Do you think we will be killed and attacked by Count Derpy?"
The guard laughed.
I replied, "No, we will be fine, she doesn't even know we are here. She is just some filly showing off like Rainbow Crash."
The Next day there was wanted posters, everywhere very house, castle, everywhere even in townhall of a Wanted poster for Count Derpy.
Everypony hated her, she killed two innocent fillies who were walking home from school and killed four members of the elements of harmony so if anypony or beast attacks Ponyville the mane 6 can't use the elements of harmony like they did against Nightmare Moon and Discord. Everypony wanted her dead and roasted in Town Hall, in front of everypony.
It shows a picture of Count Derpy flying off with two last fillies, it was printed in the poster, "Last seen going somewhere with two dead ponies. Reward for capturing her ALIVE OR DEAD will be 1 million bits and will be the next heir of the Canterlot throne."
Princess Celestia made the rewards high because she just done with ponies complaining about Count Derpy and lots of ponies dying, her face is glowing red when she learned about the death of her own, faithful student, Twilight. She wanted the maniac dead. She wanted it to stop and revive the dead, innocent ponies.
