The Toxic Fandom Game Show: Twilight Sparkle, Dipper Pines, and Mario
An announcer from offscreen said, "It's time to play everyone's favorite game show…"
"That's My Fandom!" the audience cheered.
"And now, here's your host, Guy Lastname!" the announcer said.
The audience applauded as Guy Lastname walked onto the stage.
"Hey, everybody. Welcome to another episode of That's My Fandom. The game show where contestants find out which fandom belongs to them based on random bits of trivia." Guy said. "Now, let's meet our contestants. From the magical land of Equestria, we have Princess Twilight Sparkle!" The audience applauded for the Princess of Friendship. "How are you doing, Twi?"
"Just fine, Guy." The princess answered. "With all my friends in the audience with me, I couldn't be happier!"
Twilight looked to the audience to see her friends waving at her. "Hi, Twilight!" Pinkie said while holding up a sign that read, "We are all here!".
"Glad to hear that, Twilight!" Guy smiled back at her. "Our next contestant representing the Gravity Falls fandom, give a round of applause for Dipper Pines." The audience applauded for Dipper. "Hi, Dipper. Thanks for joining us."
"Hi, Guy. Out of all the mysteries on our show, a new mystery we want to know is, 'who knows their fandoms best?'." Dipper stated.
"We shall find the answer to that mystery soon enough. And last but certainly not least, representing everyone's favorite jumpman, give it up for Super Mario." The audience applauded for their favorite video game superstar. "Mario, how are you doing today?" Guy asked.
"I'm-a so glad to be here! I'm here to play this game to promote my new movie coming out!" Mario said as he gave a thumbs up.
"Yeah, I am really excited for your movie." Guy smiled. "But enough about that. For now, let's play…"
"That's My Fandom!" the audience cheered.
"Okay, contestants. Here's your first question." Guy said as he pulled out his card. "Which fandom was poisoned by a dark and gory fanfiction about one of its main characters going to a Taco Bell restaurant?"
Al of a sudden, Twilight buzzed in and stated, "Okay, I've seen tons of My Little Pony creepypastas, so surely it's me!"
"Sorry, Twilight. But, no. It's not you." Guy said as a buzzer went off.
"Shocker." Twilight said.
"No, Twilight." Dipper said as he buzzed in. "It's my fandom." A ding was heard, indicating that it was his fandom.
"Correct!" Guy smiled as the audience applauded for Dipper. "Dipper, have you developed a phobia of Taco Bell after reading Dipper goes to Taco Bell?"
"What kind of question is that? Yes! I haven't eaten at a Taco Bell restaurant after reading that fanfic!" Dipper said. "Which is why Mabel and I are going to find the writer of that fanfic after this episode is over." The boy turned to the camera and said, "MASTAofTehcitrisFruits, if you're watching this, we're coming for you after this episode. You better watch your back!"
"All right. Moving on to question 2." Guy said as he looked at his question card again. "Which fandom is responsible for fan art of transformations from a certain crown power-up?"
Upon hearing this, Mario buzzed in. "It's-a my fandom!" he said. A ding sound was heard again.
"That's correct, Mario!" Guy exclaimed. "The Mario fandom was responsible for transformation fan art of the Super Crown, which has been introduced in New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe on the Switch. Bowser was the most popular victim of those transformations." Guy pulled out a remote and pressed a button. Instantly, the title on the main monitor was replaced with some fan art of Bowser, or Bowsette, with the Super Crown. The audience gasped upon seeing this. Applejack covered up Pinkie's eyes, Rainbow Dash covered up Fluttershy's eyes with her wings, and Rarity fainted.
"Oh my Celestia!" Twilight gasped upon seeing this.
"That's messed up, man!" Dipper said.
"Is that really necessary?" Applejack asked.
"Can we PLEASE move on to the next question?!" Mario asked.
"All right, next question." Guy pulled out his card again. "Question 3. Which fandom has an entire fanfiction website dedicated to that fandom written by its 'bronies'?"
Mario and Dipper looked at the alicorn princess with awkward looks on their faces.
Twilight sighed, "Yeah, it's my fandom." She buzzed in, and the ding was heard yet again.
"Correct!" Guy gave a thumbs up. "Fimfiction is known for its great many My Little Pony fanfictions, some of which can often be described as very disturbing. These types of fanfics include horror, anthro, spankings--"
"I don't wanna hear it! Next question, please!" Twilight yelled.
"Okay, question 4." Guy looked at his question card again. "Which fandom sent out on a worldwide scavenger hunt made by its creator after his show ended?"
The main monitor showed footage of some Gravity Falls fans running towards treasure by a Bill Cipher statue.
"It's my fandom." Dipper buzzed in and a familiar ding sound was heard.
"Correct!" Guy proclaimed. "The Gravity Falls fandom set out on a worldwide scavenger hunt known as Cipher Hunt for a Bill Cipher statue after the ending of the show!"
"To be fair, that giant puzzle was the hardest thing I've ever seen in that hunt." Dipper said.
"And now it's time for the final question." Guy looked at his question card one last time. "Which fandom is responsible for the majority of fan art and fanfics of its characters in diapers?"
There was a moment of silence. No one buzzed in, until 6 seconds passed, and Twilight broke the silence with, "Okay, fine! It's my fandom!" and hit her buzzer. The ding sound was heard.
"Correct! The My Little Pony fandom has had more diaper fan art and fanfics than any other fandom! How does that make you feel?" asked Guy.
"I don't want to talk about it!" Twilight said as she blushed.
"Yeah. Most people get embarrassed from diaper art from their fandoms. Diaper art and fanfics are bound to happen eventually." Guy stated as Dipper and Mario blushed as well.
"At least I don't get more diaper art than the My Little Pony fandom." Dipper said. "Otherwise, Mabel and Stan will have to start calling me Diaper Pines."
"Well, the sound of embarrassment means we're out of time." Guy said. "Just a friendly reminder, keep a safe distance between you and your favorite franchises. We'll see you next time on…"
"That's My Fandom!" the audience and contestants said.
