Sonic Raingasm

by WhatTheFap

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Other, Sex, Pipsqueak, Random, Princess Celestia, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3314

Rainbow Dash prepares for the Best Young Fuckers Competition.

This is basically Season 1, Episode 16: "Sonic Rainboom", but made into a weird sexual fanfiction. Rainbow Dash tries to prepare for the Best Young Fuckers competition.

Published 2012-09-25 14:04:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-06-12 06:35:00 UTC

Chapter 1

Sonic Raingasm
By: WhatTheFap

"Now! What have we learned?" Rainbow Dash questioned, breaking the silence of the open field.

"Lots of control…" Fluttershy began.

"Good! What else?"

"Screaming and hollering…" She continued.

"And?"

"Passion!" She ended assertively.

"Yes! Now that you know the elements of a good fuck, let's see one!"

Rainbow Dash turned around and parted her tail to the side to reveal her lacy, lavender cunt to Fluttershy. Fluttershy timidly straddled her and hastily inserted her cock into Rainbow's pussy. She went in and out excruciatingly slow, and it almost pained Rainbow Dash. She rubbed her clit to try and add some pleasure to this.

"Harder!" Rainbow commanded.

Fluttershy did little to improve her already less than satisfactory effort.

"Harder!!" Rainbow boomed again, louder.

Fluttershy stifled a bit and once again barely did anything more.

"HAAAARDEEEERRRR!" She yelled, her voice echoing through the surroundings.

Fluttershy reared back and prepared for the thrust of a lifetime. With what appeared to be full force, she threw herself into Rainbow. Rainbow was hopeful that this would finally be her chance to pull off the Sonic Raingasm in preparation for the Young Fuckers Competition. However, her hopes were shattered when Fluttershy quickly reverted to her timid, unsatisfying ways. Unfortunately for her, the first thrust, mixed with the powerful rubbing of her hoof caused her to be right on the edge of a Sonic Raingasm. And everyone knows, that when you're close, but don't succeed when it comes (no pun intended) to a Sonic Raingasm, you are violently thrown across Ponyville in a random direction. Rainbow said a meager "uh oh", before she flew at great velocity toward Twilight's library, with no chance of slowing down or stopping until she crashed into the humble home.

Twilight and the other 3 of the mane six were inside, finishing up Twilight's final chore.

"Finally! We reorganized my library after that craaaaaaazy weekend of bookfucking with my future self! Good job girls!" Twilight said, unaware of the cyan projectile hurdling toward her home.

"Why, I simply cannot be-LIEVE that you had coitus with yourself without inviting ME! It's just plain rude not to have a self-threesome without at least asking if I was available!" Rarity ranted, although no one listened.

Suddenly, the projectile that was Rainbow Dash sped in through the open window and crashed into a bookshelf, causing it and all of the other bookshelves to spill their books onto the floor. Twilight and all her friends gasped for air as they emerged from under the sea of books, because y'know, they need to hold their breath. Twilight looked over at Rainbow with anger.

"Raymbo y u do tht." Twilight asked.

"Cuz fuk u" She replied.

Fluttershy flew into the room filled with the flood of novels.
"Oh my! Did my fucking do this? I'm sorry…" She apologized.

Rainbow dash merely glared at her. "Sorry about that, ladies. That was a truly feeble performance…"

"Let me tell you why that's bullshit. I actually though you did quite goo-"

"I'm not talking about MY performance you piece of dickshit. I'm talking about the semen-covered pile of garbage YOU vomited onto my grandmother's tits."

"Oh gee, what are you two arguing about?" Twilight said.

"I need a good cheering section for the Best Young Fucker competition, and Fluttershy's cheering is less than ideal…"

"What's a Yest Fung Bucker competition?"

"OOH I KNOW!" Pinkie said, trying to keep true to the chronology of the episode.

"Shut your dick hole Pinkie." Twilight said.

"It's where all the best fuckers gather together to strut their stuff. It's like a bar mitzvah, except the exact opposite." Rainbow explained. "This year it's in Cloudsdale."

"And Rainbow Dash here is going to pull off a Sonic Raingasm!" Pinkie said.

"WATS DAT." Twilight asked.

"Wow, you don't get out much, do you? That's unhealthy." Rainbow Dash said.

"Eh. I read a lot to make myself happy and fuck Spike against his will in order to keep myself sexually satisfied." Twilight explained. "RIGHT SPIKE?" She called up to her bedroom.

"Y-yes… Master…" Spike said from a bug-eyed, fetal position in his basket bed.

"Good. Anyway, what is a Sonic Raingasm?"

"It's when a mare like me fucks so hard, and so fast, that it creates an orgasm powerful enough to send a rainbow, with shockwave, out of my cunt." Rainbow Dash explained.

"And Rainbow here is the only one to ever pull it off." Applejack said.

Rainbow blushed. "Well… It was a long time ago… I was just a filly…"(refer to Cutie Mark Cumsicles chapter 6 for explanation)
"But YOU." Rainbow yelled at Fluttershy. "Better. Practice. Your. Cheering!"
Rainbow flew away out the window.

"She's tried to hit that over a hundred times, and she hasn't even come close to getting there! I wish you guys could help me cheer her on." Fluttershy said before flying away.

Rarity looked at Twilight, and then proceeded to full-body tackle her into the floor. When Twilight opened her eyes, she saw Rarity's eyes and nose pressed up again hers.

"GIVE ME WINGS. NOW!" Rarity commanded.

"EHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE OKAY!" Twilight said before doing some freaky shit that made everyone cum all over Rarity. Their cumshots hosed Rarity down, until she was covered head to toe with hardening cum, and looked a lot like a swamp monster covered in white, goopy mud or something. Rarity crawled up the wall and then stuck herself by her tail to suspend in a cocoon-like state until she transformed.

A few hours later, Rarity started to burst her way out of the dried semen encasement. Chunks that broke off crashed and shattered onto the floor beneath. With one final burst, Rarity fully emerged from the enclosure. She looked exactly the same, but now possessed a shiny, filmy, gossamer cunt.

"Well that's not what that was supposed to do." Twilight said.

"Aaah! This isn't anything close to what I wanted but is it ever so beautiful! Thank you Twilight! This new cunt is simply divine!" Rarity squeed.

"Uhhh, okay… Let's just get the hot air balloon and a cloud-walking spell. We already wasted two hours waiting for you to hatch, Rarity."

"Ah yes, I suppose that is my fault. Shall we go?"

So the gang got their shit together, and then forged their way to Cloudsdale.

Rarity, Pinkie, AJ, and Twilight travelled by balloon all the way to Cloudsdale, where they pleasantly surprised Rainbow Dash out of one of her "I suck at life" episodes.

"Oh my tits! I can't believe you guys made it! I'm so happy right now I could just cum!" Rainbow squeed.

"Well now, let's not do that until the competition in a few hours!" Twilight said.

"Oh yeah. I was planning on crying for 2 more hours. But I guess I can't now that you guys are here. Want a tour of the city in the clouds?"

"Yee bro."

So over the next few hours, Rainbow Dash took them to the highlights of Cloudsdale. There was the Rainbow Factory, where male versions of Rainbow Dash came buckets into a pool that was the base of the rainbow. Then there was the Snowflake Laboratory, where yetis were jerked off all year long until winter, when it was cold enough to crystallize their collection of semen, and be let loose to fall over the unknowing civilians.

Along the way of these tours, Rainbow Dash saw Blacky and Basketball-assed ponus (Chapters 2 and 6 of Cutie Mark Cumsicles, or you could just remember them from the actual episode), who promptly insulted and harassed her.

"Hey Rainbow Splash! Had and good 'Sonic Raingasms' lately? HAAHAHAHA!" Blacky laughed.

"No. I haven't…" Rainbow Dash glumly said.

"Yeah, cause there's no such thing." Basketball-ass stated (Even though he saw one at Summer Flight Camp 2003).

"Hey… You watch where you blather with that dick incubator of yours, mister! One day, it might get you into serious trouble." Fluttershy asserted

"Hahaha! That may be, but Rainbow Splash here's only going to do a little trickle of cum out of that sad pathetic pussy of hers. If she wants anything to happen, she has to have a cunt like THAT magnificent pony!" He said, pointing to Rarity, who was still fawning over the gossamer genitals she bestowed.

"Rainbow will do a Sonic Raingasm later, and you'll regret you ever doubted her you dickwagon." Fluttershy said.

Rainbow Dash suddenly snapped into a nervous breakdown that had been building this whole time.
"STOP! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M NOT GONNA PULL THIS OFF? I'VE TRAINED FOR MONTHS, WITH RESULTS THAT AN AUTISTIC ALLIGATOR COULD OUTMATCH! YOU GUYS ARE FAGS." Rainbow Dash started to walk away, before turning around for a brief moment. "ALL OF YOU!"
She then flew off into the sky, to cry at the competition. The rest of the Mane 6 went to the competition too, and Rarity even signed up for it because of all the compliments she got about her new cunt.

The 3 non-pegasus ponies and Fluttershy picked their seats and awaited the start of the incredible show they were about to witness. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, Rainbow Dash was crying in a fetal position. Her paranoia about this competition had finally caught up to her, and she could only sit and wallow in it. Rarity, on the other hand, was ecstatic to show off her brand new cunt. So she decided to hog up the make-up room so she could whore up.

Hours passed and all the competitors had shown off the talented fucks they had: One pony could fuck underwater, one could fuck while playing scrabble, and one could even fuck while being fucked. It would take quite a show to impress the crowd after what they had seen.

Backstage, Rainbow Dash was finally ready. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, she and Rarity hamd to go at the same time. Rainbow was nervous at first, but then she (wo)manned the fuck up and readied herself. When they stepped out, they were greeted by two males, a skinny, white colt; and a hefty, huge-dicked, black stallion. Rarity, being the cunt she is, picked the black one, and stuck Rainbow Dash with Pipsqueak.

After some brief fellatio, and the wave of a flag, the two competitors were motioned to begin. The two males thrusted into Rarity and Rainbow, and Rarity felt the immense please of the stallion's black mambo coursing inside her, while Rainbow barely felt a thing.
"I thought you had the tic-tac sized dick that grows to 11 inches with just one lick!" Rainbow yelled.
"Oh. Did I say that? I meant centimeters!" Pip said.
Rainbow groaned. She'd have to get herself off with just her hoof.

On one side, Rarity was having her brains fucked out while she sprayed glittery cum all over the crowd and into the atmosphere. She was doing crazy flip-around shit that made Blacky and Basketball-ass cum buckets. On the other, Rainbow Dash was trying to pleasure herself off of some British runt's dick, to no avail. She fucked hard, rubbed hard, but could only cum a few sprinkles of Rainbow jizz at a time. When she did, the two bullies of the crowd howled with laughter.

"Way to go, Rainbow Splash!" One of them yelled.

Rainbow couldn't hold focus, and she was having thought of just giving up. Meanwhile, Rarity fucked like there was no tomorrow. She felt ready to cum, and when she did, there was an absolutely spectacular explosion of color, and the whole crowd was amazed. However, it also got rid of the majestic cunt she had, and instead replaced it with her plain, old, regular one. The black stallion looked at this and frowned. He motioned for his 8 buddies to come over and gangbang her to DEATH. Rarity was completely unaware until it was too late. When she was surrounded, she opened her eyes and looked around in shock at the 8 phalluses before her.
"Uh oh…" She squeezed out before being impaled by the mob of dicks.
"MMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFF!" Rarity screamed through the 3 dicks that were invading her oral cavity.

Rainbow heard these screams and looked over to see her friend being painfully gangbanged by nine naughty ponies. Adrenaline pumped furiously through her body, and she pulled, pounded, and thrusted like never before. Pipsqueak was mimicking her motions, making it better for the both of them. Her hand vigorously rubbed her clit with LIGHTNING speed, coinciding perfectly with the dickfucking.
"HOLD ON, RARITY! I'M CUMMIIIIIIIING!"

As she screamed that final word, Rainbow's cunt unleashed the fury of ten thousand suns. There was a loud explosion and a Rainbow shockwave pulse emitting from her cunt. The crowd went wild. Rainbow looked down at her cunt and smiled at the achievement she had finally accomplished. The black ponies stopped their gangbang and were blown off of poor Rarity by the incredible shockwave that they were up against.

Rainbow's orgasm subsided after a few seconds, although in the ecstasy of it all, seemed like hours. She let out a few pants of exasperation before looking around in awe at the thousands of ponies that were cheering for her. She smiled and did a few kicks of celebration at the feat she had just achieved.

"Rainbow!" Rarity said from afar. "Thank you… Thank you so much for saving me…"

"Hey, what're friends for, right?"
She replied.

"Rainbow Dash…" Princess Celestia said from behind, making Rainbow turn around. "For saving your friend, while pulling off an incredible Sonic Raingasm, I hereby award you, the Best Young Fucker award!"

"OhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygooooosh!" She excitedly blathered.

"And! I hereby present you with your grand prize: A foursome with The Wonderbolts!"

"OhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygoooooosh!"

"Hey, Rainbow…" Blacky said from the side, accompanied by Basketball-ass.

"Hey guys, what's up?"

"We're really sorry we insulted you and doubted your ability…"

"It's no problem at all, guys… Really."

"Well… Maybe we can make it up to you. Want to have a threesome with us?"

"HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING?? I COULD BE HAVING A FOURSOME WITH MY FUCKING HEROS, BUT YOU WANT ME TO DITCH THAT AND DO SHIT WITH YOU? FUCK THAT! GO BEAT EACH OTHER OFF YA QUEERS!"

And then Rainbow Dash flew off to the nearest Motel 6 to have the best fucking foursome ever known to ponykind.

THE END.

Chapter 2

Sonic Raingasm pt. 2
By: WhatTheFap

"YES!! OH YES!!" Rainbow Dash yelled as Soarin thunked her junk.

"You like that shit? This isn't even my good dick, y'know." He chuckled as he continued to throttle her.

While Soarin was having his way with her from behind, Spitfire was busy shoving her pussy right onto Rainbow's mouth like a muzzle, absorbing all the moans as she lay there helpless.

"Wow Rainbow Dash, we thought you'd be exhausted from that Sonic Raingasm earlier but you're fucking all of us so good! How is there only one of you right now??" Spitfire said as every millimeter of her pussy was cleaned by Rainbow's tongue. Rainbow moved her mouth from Spitfire's cunt, just enough to talk.

"Well I guess all that practice is finally paying off.." She said without breaking a sweat.

"You can say that again!" Misty Fly chimed in, as she was being hoofed by Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash hoofed, fucked, sucked, splattered, shafted, skipped, slurped, burped, and finagled her heroes for 40 straight hours. The WonderBolts had to take turns sleeping and fucking to keep up with Rainbow's undying passion. When it was all said and done, Rainbow said goodbye to all of them with a kiss on the dussy as she began her flight of shame.

Back in Ponyville, Rainbow was having trouble adjusting to normal life following her 40 hours of ecstasy. She rarely went out, and always made excuses when asked to visit the other ponies. All of her friends started to notice that she was feeling down, and in an effort to help, they hired her a premium stallion to take off some of the edge. Rainbow Dash appreciated the gesture but when they actually got to banging, she just couldn't enjoy it. Even with an 11 inch dick plunged inside of her, Rainbow felt no pleasure. Her face was that of somepony watching glue dry.

"You okay?" The unnamed stallion said as he ravaged Rainbow's pussy.

"Yeah I'm fine... But maybe you should just go.. We can do this another time maybe?" She asked, sincerely.

"Nope."

The stallion didn't want to live for another second without being inside of Rainbow Dash's sweet, savory, BBQ pussy. He pulled out a pistol and shot himself in the temple. Rainbow sighed.

"Ugh.. Not again.." She said. This was a very common occurrence.

"Aw Rainbow Dash.. Don't feel bad." Apple Jack said, still in the room with the other four.

"Yeah Rainbow, it's not your fault that your pussy is just so invigorating that life feels pointless afterwards." Twilight assured. They had all taken an oath to never dabble in Rainbow's pussy, as they had seen their 7th friend, Derpy, take her own life.

"I just don't know what to do guys.. I used to be okay with the stallions killing themselves afterwards because they satisfied me sexually. He was a premium stallion and I felt nothing!"

Everypony looked at the floor in dismay as Rainbow Dash's words echoed in the tree house. She was right. Suddenly, Twilight had an idea.

"Wait! I've got it! What if we made prosthetic dicks of all of the male Wonderbolts and all of us fucked you with them? That way you'd get the same experience!" She suggested.

"Why can't I just go back to the Wonderbolts' house?" Rainbow asked.

"You fucked them for 40 hours dude, they're donezo" Fluttershy said.

"Shit, you're right."

Rainbow Dash looked over to see a newspaper with the headline "TRIPLE SUICIDE AT THE WONDERBOLT MANSION". In that moment she felt a small amount of pride, knowing that she outfucked her heroes. Lucky for her, she had a perfect mental blueprint of Soarin's dick. Twilight used her magic to create 5 perfect strap-ons of Soarin's member and each of them put on their respective dicks.

"I hope this works.." Rainbow Dash said meagerly.

"Don't worry!" Rarity said. "Since these are prosthetic, we won't feel the immense pleasure that's been driving these ponies insane."

"Hell fuckin' yeah baby!!!!!"

So Twilight and company fucked Rainbow Dash in a glorious SIX-some and gave her that feeling she was chasing once again. Each friend took turns going buck-wild in that silky pussy and Rainbow Dash sucked their strap-ons (for some reason) while they were waiting their turns. Rainbow Dash came after only 20 minutes this time before she was tuckered out.

"Wow..." she said, out of breath. "You guys sure know how to fuck.. That was incredible!"

This time, Twilight and friends were the ones who didn't break a sweat. Rainbow Dash was basically having a fucking seizure, the dicks did all the work for them. Twilight sneered.

"Looks like you're our new bitch, Rainbow" She said playfully.

"Yes please! We really should have done this a long time ago. I want you guys to fuck me every day like that."

From that point on, everypony agreed to live together in Twilight's tree house and fuck Rainbow Dash merrily. Twilight got out a quill and scroll.

"Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned the power of being there for your friends. When you look for real solutions to your friends' grief, a lot of positive changes can occur. Rainbow Dash is happy again because of us and our new strap-ons, and we wouldn't have it any other way. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

Princess Celestia smiled as she read the letter. She had taught her student well. She then opened up a new scroll tab (incognito) and watched their sixsomes every night while masturbating violently.

THE END