The Hearts & Hooves Day Prismatic Hyperaccelerated Item Acquisition Stunt
It's not that Rainbow put off her gift buying until the last minute. She's clearly just turning desperation shopping into performance art!
With proper care, thought, and some attention given to what the recipient might actually want, just about anypony could purchase a well-planned Hearts & Hooves Day gift. But to make it work when you're down to the last few hours, after having indulged in none of the previous requirements to the point where ignorance has become its very own art...
...well, to find the perfect gift under those circumstances would take a very special pony indeed.
And if Rainbow's anything, she's special.
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