Dr. Rare

Welcome back to the super-awesome Dr. Rare fiction! Please, enjoy the read! Don't go anywhere! Here we go!

~Kiiiiin! N'cha!

~Why, oh why is his face so big? It's bigger than bigger than big! Even if you take about three steps back, Professor's face is still so big!

~Doesn't matter who we ask around (your face is big. Oh, so big!)
~Doesn't matter how cool you are (your face is big, your face is big. Oh, so big!)

~Yahhh!

~That guy, that guy’s face is big!

~Super, super stretching the headband all the way.
It's big enough that planes could land on top!
If it was a ball, it'd be an uber shot!
Even from miles away, it's still just as big.
He never wears hats cuz' they just don't fit.
That one time he got mumps it got EVEN bigger!

~That guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy’s face is B... I... G!

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~Why, oh why, is your face just that big? Just that big?!
~Were you, mayhaps, you were born that way? Just that big? Why so big?!

~Yahhh!

~At the movies your head blocks the whole view!
I wonder what it looks like if I paint his head blue.
His shoulders must be sore, ‘cuz his face is so huge!
Wonder how in the world could he be so “smart”?!
In “wide vision” mode, it gets EVEN bigger!
That guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy’s face is B... I... G!

-End song

N'cha!

It was a sunny day within the lands of Pony Village. Sweetie and friends were all hanging out at the house, bored with nothing really to do except wait to hear the Professor's announcement. "Ahem!" he said after clearing his throat, "Sweetie? I got you a gift."

"Wahh!" She trotted happily up to him, and patiently sat. "What is it, Doctor Rare Belle?"

From the trunk of his van, Dr. Rare pulled out something red, and scaly. At first, Everypony thought it was a giant lizard.

"Gah!" Taro yelled.

"Big Bro- What is that???"

"Hoyo?"

"Sheesh, Doc," Applejane complained. "Scare us half to death, why don'cha?"

"Haha, relax! I bought this today while I was out shopping for computer parts. Saw it in a new monster costume store that just opened up, and I figured Sweetie might like it. Here you go, try it on."

Sweetie grabbed hold of the red dino outfit, and felt its off, rough fabric for a moment. It even had realistic looking yellow horns protruding from the scalp. It slipped onto her small frame very easily, and as she looked it up and down, her facial expression began to sparkle with glee. "Hahhh! Doctor!"

"Gwah! No, Sweetie! Please, d-don't-"

She grabbed hold of him tightly, but it didn't hurt in the slightest. She embraced her creator with an appreciative hug and nuzzled her muzzle further into his white coat. "Thank you... I love it... I love you..."

"Uh... Huh?" He looked down, and then patted her head softly while forming a smile of his own. "Oh... Well, you're very welcome, Sweetie Belle. I... love you, too."

Once the hug had ended, Dr. Rare looked at them all with a raised eyebrow, and a smirk. "Hmhmm... Now then," he egotistically voiced, "I have a question for all of you..."

They all leaned in curiously.

"Would you like to see... a dinosaur?"