Private's birthday party quickly turns into a investigation as Pinkie wakes up with a dead body next to her. Who is this pony? Did Pinkie kill her? Who is this mysterious Time Turner? Who's the strange unicorn that's following Pinkie Pie around? Private is going to need all the help he can get to solve this case. Even outside help...very outside help.

Dedicated to GamermanZendrelix for helping me with this fic. Also dedicated to all the fans who've helped me reach this point. I hope you all will continue to enjoy this series I've grown to love to write. Celebrate Private's birthday with me and how far we've come together. It's thanks to all of you that I've reached this point.