Crash vs The Dragons of Equestria

by MasaStormyPonez

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, Porn, Fetish, Profanity, Adventure, Sex, Ember, Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 2260

Crash Ponycoot is a royal guard in training, on his way to give his servitude for Princess Twilight Sparkle. However, one particular dragon has their eyes on him. Sexytimes ensue!

Crash Ponycoot is a way past cool young earth pony, on his way to become a royal guard in Canterlot, ready to give his servitude for Princess Twilight Sparkle. As a part of their rigorous training regiment, he and his peers need to travel around Equestria to learn combat abilities from different creatures.
When visiting Dragon Lands, he gets an audience by Dragon Lord Ember, who has her eyes on him.

You'll guess what comes next!

This story was a request by a fan, who asked to write something starring their OC. I usually don't do requests, but since I wanted to write some vanilla clop for once (without depicting fetishes that are usually considered too weird), I agreed on making this. :pinkiecrazy:

CW: M/F, OC x Canon, Pony on a dragon action, femdom, oral, cowgirl position, a sloppy cream pie, impregnation, interspecies breeding

Thanks to SWikey for proof-reading this story!

Cover art is an edit made by the creator of the OC.

Published 2023-02-21 23:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-02-21 23:10:01 UTC

Crash Gets Crashed n' Bashed

My name is Crash Ponycoot. Yeah, it’s a dumb name, blame my parents for that - my mom was a fan of video games! I’m 26 years old earth pony stallion with red mane and an orange coat, and I’m WAY past cool! ’Cause you know what, I’m a royal guard in training. Yup, THE royal guard, as in a royal guard of Canterlot Castle!

Pretty cool, huh?

I’m a unicorn with a lot of personality, they say. Not sure what it means, but whatever, I’m just doing my duty. I’m Twilight’s most faithful guard, but I felt I wasn’t strong enough, so I left her a message I would go around Equestria for training until I was stronger than ever!

Nah, just kidding! I actually needed to take part in some crucial training regiment before ever dreaming of becoming appointed as a guard, along with the new recruits. The thing is, after the defeat and imprisonment of Tirek, Chrysalis and Cozy Glow, the newly coronated Princess Twilight made changes to the royal guard system and the qualification of becoming one.

Basically, the trainees are oblieged to travel around the world as a part of their training, to learn fighting abilities from other creatures. On the contrary to that, now every creature can become a royal guard, not just unicorns of Canterlot, as long as they are qualified for it. Being an earth pony myself it's a fair addition, and a couple of my peers are different creatures, so it works. I’ve already made friends with a bearded yak and a blue griffon with attitude from the academy. There was even one female changeling who had a crush on me, but it didn’t work out…

Anyway that was the boring stuff, let’s keep going!

For the starters, I traveled to Mount Airis to learn my specialty, the wind magic. I didn’t even know I was an elemental user, but it was a nice surprise. I’ve always loved spinning around for no reason anyway, driving my parents crazy (sorry Mom!).

After a while, about a couple of months, my class was ready to continue the journey, so we traveled to our next destination: Dragon Lands. It was a pretty cool place! Well, not literally, that place is like a center of a volcano! But anyway, it took some time for me to get used to the heat and smoldering lava pools and stuff.

Immediately my class was almost eaten by some dragons when I arrived there, but the boss of the place, some rad female dragon called Dragon Lord Ember, told them not to touch us. She greeted us and told us how the things worked in Dragon Lands, introducing us to some other female dragon, Javelin, who was our instructor.

Can’t tell that much about our training, but it was pretty rigorous. Piece of cake for me, though – I was born for stuff like that!

About two months into my training something strange happened. We had a day-off and I was just chilling and minding my own business, when I was suddenly approached by Dragon Lord Ember herself. I had seen her come and check on us during our training from time to time, but she hadn’t talked to us since we had arrived. She was wearing brown leather bikinis and a loincloth for some reason. I mean, like ponies and other creatures, dragons didn’t normally wear clothes unless it meant something!

”Dragon Lord Ember! It’s an honor-” I straightened myself and bowed to the ruler, who then raised her claw to sooth me.

”At ease, soldier!” she replied, ”You don’t need to be so formal! Call me Ember, it’s fine!”

”Um… I’m afraid I’m not in a position to call You by Your real name, Miss Ember…” I said as I was instructed, but then I was caught surprised, when Ember leaned towards me and kissed me on my lips! I was just standing there confused until she broke the kiss and looked me in the eyes, kinda lovingly actually. But man, it caught me by surprise how forward she was!

”Is this some kind of pony thing too?” She chuckled, ”Relax, I’m okay with it! After all, I’ve been watching you for a while.”

She walked so close to me I could smell her breath (It smelled kinda nice, actually!).

”You’re pretty interesting for a pony, you know!” She said somewhat passionately and started rubbing my neck, ”You’re not the bulkiest ponies I’ve seen, but you’re still as strong as they’ve been.”

”Thanks!” I replied, she was really flattering me with all those compliments.

”Say… You wanna fuck me?” She suddenly said, pretty randomly don’t you think?

”WHAT?!!” I was shocked at her forwardness. Like, I know I’m kinda handsome, but I was also just a guard in training, not some kind of love machine!

”Oh, you don’t understand that word, right?” she giggled, ”Hmm… Mate me?”

”N-no no, I DO know what you’re saying, but… For real?” I really thought she was just joking, but she then started looking at me pretty seductively.

”Well, you know… It’s pretty lonely being a Dragon Lord. And I’ve got my needs.”

She sat next to me and to my confusion, she then spread her legs apart, lifted the hem of her loincloth and shoved two of her fingers into her exposed pussy, moaning while she did so.

”Wha-what are you doing, Princess?!” I asked in horror, although I knew exactly what she was doing, I just wondered WHY she did it!

”Mmm… Like I said, I’ve got needs!” she replied and rubbed her clit a couple of times, swirling around it with her index finger, ”I’m just thinking about your cock…”

”But… Uhh… You don’t even know what it looks like, right?” I asked her, feeling kinda stupid doing so.

”Yes, I do… Actually!” she surprised me with her reply.

She had seen it before? I thought back a little, trying to remember in what occassion she would have seen my dick. It was perhaps at one time I had taken piss and I was in the middle of shaking my junk dry when I noticed she had been around. Figures, I was certain she didn’t notice but I guess she did…

Or maybe she saw me that one time I was jerking off while the others weren’t watching, who knows. I do have a very noticeable dick, after all!

I kinda crossed my legs to hide my erection, trying to be as decent as possible, but it was too late: Ember already had her eyes on my cock and she giggled when I tried to hide it. I decided to give in and let it spring free for her enjoyment.

”Weeeeell… Ok!” I replied with a confused tone, ”If you say so, Miss Ember. How do you wanna do this?”

”Oh, how’d you like it?” Ember licked her lips seductively while eyeing my throbbing cock, ”You can be as rough as you like!”

She pulled her fingers out of her vag and kept her pussy lips spread to show me how wet she was. It was FUCKING hot, I gotta say!

”Well, how about we hold hands and go for a dinner?” I said jokingly, not able to come up with any better joke for the situation.

”Eeeeeee! Wrong answer!” Ember said out loud and lowered her head down at my crotch, ”Now give me that cock!”

She then took my erection into her mouth and started bobbing her head up and down on it, her chin tickling my balls as the whole thing dissappeared into her mouth!

I wished the dragon princess wouldn’t sneeze, otherwise she could have charred my dick for good! Luckily it didn’t happen, and soon she pulled away, wrapping her long tongue around my penis to jerk me off with it. Damn it felt so good! She kept doing that for a while as minutes passed, and I was leaking more pre than I ever had!

”Don’t you dare to cum just yet, pretty boy!” Ember cracked after a while and pushed me on my back. She spread her pussy lips with her claws and guided my throbbing cock between them as she sat down on my lap, soon fucking me in a cowgirl position.

I yelped out loud when my cock met with her tight and wet entrance, her dragonic love canal feeling like jelly around my shaft. I started pistoning her pussy as fast as I could and she jumped up and down along with my movements, demanding me to not stop.

”AH, YEES! FUCK YES!!!” she screamed in ectasy and pumped my cock deeper into her cervix, almost crushing my pelvis in the process!

I’m usually pretty tough when it comes to sex, but even I couldn’t last long while fucking a dragon. I moaned animalistically as I came, shooting maybe four or five times into her quivering cunt, I didn’t count.

She moaned loudly and kept pumping me for another round, making my softening cock stiff again while shoving it deeper in her wet pussy. My vision started to blur and I was sure I was gonna pass out, I've never had so rough sex before!

I don’t know how I survived, but after a while I heard Ember screaming in bliss while her cunt clamped tightly around my cock. She let out an heart-shaped breath of fire towards the sky before she relaxed and fell off my well-massaged pecker.

”So warm… So much…” Ember sighed in satisfaction, a torrent of my potent seed splattering out of her folds when my cock popped out. She then laid down next to me as I collapsed on my back to catch my breath.

”I’m going to miss you, Crash…” She said suddenly and laid her head down on my heaving chest, ”I sure am…”

I didn’t understand it at that moment, because I fell fast asleep right after she had said that. When I woke up a couple of hours later, she was already gone. I was a little disappointed by that, but I just shrugged and returned to the camp before my team noticed I had been gone.

The next day we set off to the Yakyakistan. I was pleased to see Ember watching as we left and she waved at me, but I couldn’t wave her back because we needed to stay in formation, I just nodded and hoped she could see it. I felt a little sad, I really wished to see her again one day. Dragon Lands kinda grew up on me during my visit.

What I didn’t know, though, was that my wish was soon granted!

***

Not long after we had left Dragon Lands and set on Yakyakistan for our training period, I was summoned back to Canterlot by Princess Twilight herself. She informed that something involving me was happening in Dragon Lands and we both needed to go there immediately!

When we arrived there, we went straight to Dragon Lord Ember, who looked at us very sternly. We bowed down to her and after a brief moment of silence she told us to follow her, so we did it. To our confusion she lead us to the place where dragons were storing their laid eggs to hatch. She grabbed one of them to show it off to us and we were surprised to witness her expression suddenly changing.

”Congratulations, Crash!” she chirped in excitement, ”You’re a father!”

”WHAT?!!”

”That’s yours, Ember?” Princess asked in a surprised tone, ”I see…”

My ruler looked at me funnily and cracked, ”Somepony must been having a good time while on his training period!”

”But… How?” I was so shocked I couldn’t think of anything else. I didn’t know breeding between ponies and dragons was even possible!

”The hell I know!” Ember shrugged, ”You’re the one who put this baby in me!”

”Seems like the magic of friendship now allows different creatures to breed with each other,” explained Twilight, ”That’s good to know. Congratulations, Crash, indeed!”

”Isn’t this exciting, Crash!” Ember said cheerily, ”We’re going to be parents!”

For a second I thought my whole career went down the sink, but then Princess turned towards me to reassure me.

”Well, I am not going to dismiss you, Crash. You have already proven your value and potential as my royal guard. But I hope you’ll start behaving yourself, Crash Ponycoot!” she said sternly, yet also lovingly, like a mother would, ”You’ll have to do it for the sake of your child. Remember that!”

”Uh... Y-yeah! I will, Your Majesty!” I replied, not sure how my life was gonna change after all this. I had become a real father!

***

So, now I’m a family-stallion too. I got married to the Dragon Lord and now I know what my future holds. I’ll train hard to fulfill my duty for Princess Twilight and then I’m gonna go back to Dragon Lands and meet my wife and daughter. She’s an adorable red-scaled pony-dragon hybrid we named ”Firestorm”.

I like that name!

Not saying I wasn’t a little nervous, I really hope I’ll learn to be a good father… To be the best dad ever, fit for my sweet daughter! I promise I’ll only do my best. And not only that: the bestest best!

After all, I’m Crash Ponycoot and I’m way past cool!

Author's Note

Wanted to do something different for once so I let somepony to request me. Hopefully you liked this, Crash! :raritywink: