Getting Out of Hoof

by Some Leech

Chapter 3.5

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Looking between Shining and Rarity, seeing the two smiling over at her, Cadance went slack-jawed. “Excuse me?”

“I just need to get some additional measurements, darling! It’s nothing to -” Rarity stopped when the Princess pinched the bridge of her snout.

“I heard that part,” Cadance groaned. “I was - am more concerned about the type of measurements you just mentioned.”

Staring over at the couture, seeing the mare pulling a long, rubberized glove onto one foreleg, she swallowed hard. She hadn’t been bothered when Rarity had asked her to come back for some additional measurements, having set off with Shining the morning following their admittedly debaucherous photo shoot, but she felt like she’d been misled. Instead of having measuring tape at the ready, her companion had a sizable bottle of lube at the ready.

Trotting over to the askance, visibly nervous Princess, Shining stroked his wife’s leg. “I know this probably wasn’t what you were expecting, but -”

You think?!” Cadance grumbled, leering down at him.

“It’s quite alright, this isn’t the first time I’ve done this,” Rarity flippantly noted, snapping the glove above her knee.

Cadance squinted over at the unicorn. “Dare I ask…?”

“Darling, though it’s not like I openly advertise it, my services extend beyond mere wardrobes,” Rarity noted, smirking over at the alicorn. “I’m sure you’ve seen mismatched couples while out and about ~ yes?”

Thinking for a moment, Cadance slowly nodded. It wasn’t uncommon for ponies to find partners either larger or smaller than themselves, and that was excluding the growing number of interspecies relationships, yet that didn’t answer the question as to why Rarity wanted to document the dimensions of her interior. With a scrunched snout, she peered back at her backside.

Her growth had shown no signs of stopping, leaving her to tower over her husband. Once slightly taller than herself, Shining could nearly walk under her without having to bow his head. The garments she’d procured did prevent her from getting stuck in doorways, something she wouldn’t wish on her worst enemy, yet they did nothing to make her appear any smaller than she already was.

Simply put, she’d become a literal giantess, making even the tallest ponies like Celestia, Big Macintosh, and she presumed even that Trouble Shoes fellow look downright tiny in comparison. While she didn’t have an issue with her extraordinary height, she did find it a bit awkward that her beloved was a mere fraction of her size - not that he seemed to mind. Anxiously trotting forward, inspecting a number of gems and what seemed to be gold bands on Rarity’s work table, she tried not to dwell on how large she may eventually become.

Clearing her throat, Rarity drew the alicorn’s eye. “If this is making you a bit uncomfortable, you can leave if you’d like. Given the circumstances and your current size, I simply thought that you and Shining may be able to appreciate one another more.”

Cadance narrowed her eyes. “Appreciate how?”

“As I’m sure you’re aware, magical artifacts, if crafted and worn properly, can imbue a pony with all sorts of abilities. Enhanced sorcery and increased physical capabilities are two of the more common, practical aspects such a trinket can impart, though that’s only the tip of the iceberg,” Rarity stated, moving over to her table and tapping one of the rings. “Did you know that two ponies, or any creatures for that matter, can use linked enchantments?”

Comprehension dawned on Cadance as she stared down at the assorted jewels and bits of precious metal. “You don’t mean…”

She trailed off, too embarrassed to assert her thought. Even though she was huge, monumentally bigger than Shining, he’d yet to leave her unsatisfied in the bedroom - that said, she wouldn’t deny that the sex itself wasn’t quite as intense as it used to be. While he’d stayed the same size, his stallionhood no less impressive than ever, her marehood had grown quite cavernous over the past few days. It wasn’t that making love to him didn’t feel good - quite the opposite in fact, yet he didn’t fill her like he used to.

“If Rarity gets your internal measurements, she’ll be able to make us jewelry that gives me dick big enough to satisfy you!” Shining blithely chirped, drawing stares of disdain from both the mares.

“Not quite I would have put it, but yes,” Rarity sighed. “Once constructed and properly tuned, his little soldier will be able to match your confines.”

Turning and lowering his head, Shining pouted as he peeked at his nethers. “I’m not that little…”

“Come now, you know what I meant,” Rarity tutted, waving away his concern. Turning her attention back to the Princess’ face, she smiled and proudly held a rubber-clad forehoof to her chest. “In case you were wondering, I haven’t had a dissatisfied customer for this procedure.”

With her curiosity piqued, Cadance cocked her head. “Customers such as…?”

Rarity turned her nose up and snorted. “Darling, I simply couldn’t divulge such sensitive information!”

“I mean, we won’t tell anyone ~” Shining reassuringly noted, inching closer, “will we, honey?”

“I won’t twist your leg about it, but we are pretty good at keeping secrets,” Cadance relented.

After looking around the vacant room, going so far as to trot to the entrance to peek into the empty storefront of her boutique, Rarity scampered back and motioned for the couple to draw nearer. “If you must know, I crafted a pair for Cranky and Matilda shortly after they got married. Not to brag, but getting hitched is only one reason he’d been so chipper lately.”

“I…huh…” Cadance grunted, shocked by the admission.

“So is - er - was he kinda small?” Shining pressed.

Heavens no!” Rarity laughed. “He’s actually quite impressive for an ass his age, but having a wife who’s been, shall we say, a bit experimental with lovers left him at a disadvantage.”

Going from simply curious to needing to know more, Cadance dipped her head. “Who or what could have -”

“Dragons,” Rarity whispered, biting her bottom lip to stifle her amusement. “I could hardly believe it myself, but apparently Mrs. Matilda had developed a soft spot for big - and I mean big reptiles. Did you know they’ve got two dangly bits?”

Lucky bastards…” Shining murmured, drawing a titter from his wife and the fashionista.

Rarity composed herself and straightened up, her normal, professional demeanor returning in an instant. “Anyways - yes, I believe this would be a useful little item to add to your amorous arsenal.”

Though she was far from enthused about having a mare, much less a friend doing something so intimate to her, Cadance felt some modicum of relief. Rarity had been nothing but generous to her over the years, designing and making her dress gratis, so she struggled to think of a reason not to trust the dressmaker - that and she definitely wouldn’t mind having something that would put her and Shining on equal carnal footing. Rising to her full height, she steeled her resolve.

“Just one more question, I promise,” she muttered. “If I keep getting bigger, will this ring still work?”

“It would, yes, although you’d need to come back to have it adjusted if you did grow more,” Rarity smoothly replied. “So would you be interested? For what it’s worth, I’m sorry I didn’t mention it in that letter I sent this morning; I felt like explaining this in person would be a bit less jarring than doing so through a scroll.”

“Buck it, I’ll do it,” Cadance huffed, turning and trudging back to the central, open area of the room.

She still couldn’t fully wrap her head around how the magic worked, or exactly how Rarity had gotten into such a erotic enterprise, but she wasn’t about to question it. If there was even a chance that Shining could become equipped with a stallionhood to match her, she’d be pleased as punch - no, she’d be elated. All but literal titan or not, she had no intentions of giving up having a good time with her husband.

Presuming the exam wouldn’t be much different from her yearly doctor’s visit, she spread her hind legs, flipped her tail to the side, and looked away. She wasn’t sure if it was funny or sad, but having Rarity watch her and Shining going at it like a pair of newlyweds on their honeymoon wasn’t as mortifying as displaying herself in such a fashion - still, she held steady. If she was lucky, and she prayed she was, Rarity wouldn’t take too long.

Trotting up behind the Princess, Rarity levitated the lube over to herself. “Just relax, darling! I assure you, this won’t be uncomfortable in the slightest.”

Easy for you to say…” Cadance grumbled, screwing her eyes shut.

She must have been a sight, legs splayed and ass raised, but there was nothing she could do about it. Her immense breasts and tremendous belly graced the cool floor every time she breathed, making her shiver all over. In spite of having drained her udders after waking up, a steady stream of milk dribbled from each teat. The quicker she got done, the quicker she could -

“Eeep!” she yelped, flinching when something cool graced her entrance.

“You must hold still, dear!” Rarity called from behind her. “Shining, would you be so kind as to - how do I say this - give me a bit of room back here?”

The familiar sound of magic cut through the air, before Cadance felt her buns being prized apart. Great - bucking wonderful. Not only was Rarity getting a very close view of her most intimate parts, but Shining was helping with the affair. She drew a shuddering breath and did her best to hold still, trying and failing to ignore what felt like a hoof gliding up her snatch.

Remaining silent, Rarity pressed her tongue between her lips as she put herself to task. Balanced on a stepping stool, with each forehoof placed to either side of the Princess’ plump marehood, she steadily pulled her forelegs apart. The alicorn’s lips slowly parted, revealing the rosy, staggeringly moist, seemingly bottomless depths within.

Shining peered up in wonder, licking his lips at the lewd sight. “Are you turned on by this?”

Cadance’s head whipped around to glance over her shoulder. “Not now, Shining…

She would never breathe a word of it to anypony, especially her husband, but she’d be lying if she said some part of her wasn’t a bit excited. Maybe it was the prospect of seeing Shining swinging a giant dick around, or it could have been all the attention she was receiving - regardless of the exact cause, she was getting turned on. Slowly exhaling as Rarity reached into her, she kept her eyes clamped shut.

The massive globes of her tush were held open, giving Shining and Rarity an unfettered look at her loins and pucker, though that was the least of her problems. Inch by inch, the unicorn’s foreleg slipped deeper and deeper into her. Cadance shouldn’t have been aroused by such a clinical act, yet her heart gradually began to beat faster.

If somepony had told her she’d eventually end up having a friend jamming a leg into her, she would have laughed and discarded the notion as lunacy - unfortunately, as fate would have it, that’s precisely what had ended up happening. Feeling herself wink, spontaneously clenching around the unicorn’s limb, blood surged into her cheeks. She wasn’t worried about Rarity saying anything, considering she’d likely had customers give similar reactions in the past, but didn’t trust her husband to stay quiet.

Seconds dragged on for what seemed like hours, all while she remained motionless, until a disgruntled grunt sailed to her ears. Staving off the temptation to stand and look back, she turned her head from side to side to see what was happening - alas, her gargantuan backside obstructed her view. Left to speculate on what was happening, going by feel alone, her thoughts began to race.

Just - Mmmph - gotta…” Rarity whispered to herself, standing on one hind leg while leaning forward.

With her face smashed against Cadance’s inner ass cheek, she glowered. She was trying - good heavens, she was trying her best not to make an inappropriate comment, but it seemed like the Princess’ confines went on without end. Nearly up to her shoulder, she looked down at the stallion. It was awe inspiring to think he was actually able to get his wife off, but she couldn’t afford to get distracted - not yet anyways.

She withdrew and freed most of her foreleg, realizing what she had to do to get the job done. “Cadance?”

Y…yeah?” the alicorn called back.

“There’s no delicate way to say this, but I’m going to have to really get in there for a moment,” Rarity remarked, bringing her free hoof up to the behemoth mare’s entrance.

“What’s that - Oh buck!” Cadance bleated as something much, much bigger than a leg plunged into her.

From the bottom of her hooves to the tip of her horn, she shivered with delight. Whatever was sinking into her was big - way bigger than a limb or Shining’s formidable endowment. Her marehood winked uncontrollably, rhythmically seizing around whatever was filling her, and a hushed whimper escaped her. If Rarity didn’t finish fast, things may get very sticky very quickly.

Rarity had serviced all manner of clientele in her day, but this one may take the cake. Wriggling her front legs forward and back, essentially crawling into the Princess, she slipped in up to her waist. Just how deep was this mare? Though she’d assumed Cadance’ canal was as big as the rest of her, the slick, balmy confines seemed to stretch on for eternity.

Watching the couture steadily disappear, all but her fetlocks remaining in the open air, Shining went slack jawed. He’d never been the biggest consumer of adult material, yet the spectacle of the unicorn being virtually engulfed by his wife was one of the hottest things he’d ever seen. With his stallionhood getting harder by the second, he continued holding his lover’s buns apart.

S…Shining,” Cadance weakly sputtered, drawing his eyes, “w…what’s happening?”

Snapping from his stupor, Shining stepped back and looked to his wife’s face. “Rarity’s - uh…”

Cadance waited fruitlessly for a reply that never came, weathering waves of bliss that wracked her. “Rarity’s - Mmmmph - what?”

She may have been an alicorn, essentially a demigod among ponykind, but there was only so much that any mare could endure. Her body rebelled against her, her depths contracting and quivering with delight. Fighting the urge to buck her hips back, she set her jaw and leered over at her husband.

Rarity’s what?” she repeated more sternly.

“Rarity’s in…” Shining flatly responded, fixating on her tush.

“What’s that…” Cadance trailed off, suddenly understanding what he’d meant.

It wasn’t like she was or had ever been promiscuous, having only ever bedded her husband, but she’d like to think she had a good mind for what was going on with her mare parts - as such, she focused on the sensations accosting her. Rarity was in her - literally in her! Confused, more aroused than she cared to admit, and just a touch concerned, she reflexively clenched and drew the unicorn deeper.

C…can you pull her out?” she shouted back at her husband.

He slowly shook his head, his eyes staying glued to the bizarre display. “Not unless I reach in there for her.”

Cadance tried to curse, but the only thing that came out was a throaty groan. As absurd as it was, she was getting darned close to her limit. The ceaseless writhing in her depths, the sheer depravity of it all, and the fact that one of her most trusted friends was entombed in her snatch proved a disastrous mix.

Her hips twitched, then rolled forward and back, setting her rock-hard nipples to drag against the floor. She told herself that it wasn’t her fault, that she couldn’t control what she was doing, but that was only in part true. Having a pony wriggling about in her, hitting every sensitive spot in her canal, was downright incredible.

P…pull - Hnnnph - pull her out,” she mewled, teetering on the brink.

While it wasn’t the worst thing to be enjoying herself, even under such peculiar circumstances, she may die of embarrassment if Rarity caused her to climax. Feeling the magic on her ass dissipate, she cracked an eye open and looked over. She’d assumed Shining was doing what she’d asked, moments from rescuing the trapped unicorn, but she’d been wrong - spectacularly wrong.

Instead of doing anything to help, Shining shamelessly used his sorcery to masturbate. The sight of him stroking his stallionhood only added to her excitement. She’d had mutual masturbation sessions with him before, rubbing herself off while watching him play with himself, so the display pushed her to the very brink.

She frantically bucked at the open air, unwittingly drawing Rarity deeper all the while, until everything came to a head. The moment the seamstress was forced against her cervix, the breath hitched in her throat. There was a threshold that every creature had, a point of no return, and she’d just been flung past it.

With her legs quaking, marehood spasming, and eyes rolling back, she unleashed a rapturous howl. Her pelvic muscles went haywire, using Rarity to batter her womb like a sex toy, while gallons of creamy nectar gushed from her quivering depths. The angry writhing within her abdomen was the only thing that moored her to reality, bringing her back to reality before her orgasm had subsided.

Flexing her abdomen, she called upon her arcane might. She’d never tried to use her sorcery to extract something from herself, but desperate times called for desperate measures. Since Shining was too busy getting his rocks off, she’d have to get Rarity out herself. Going by her sense of feeling alone, she drove a strand of magic into her sex and blindly probed her depths.

It took her a second to find what she was looking for, but she eventually grabbed what had to be one of Rarity’s legs. With a mighty tug, she hauled the unicorn free, straightened up, and wheeled around. Landing with a wet, unceremonious plop, Rarity gasped for breath.

Sorry about that,” she breathed, bashfully smiling down at the spectacularly drenched unicorn.

Rarity held up one hoof while she mopped her face. “It’s…it’s - Cough - quite alright?”

“Hmmmmph,” Shining grunted, blowing his load and adding his seed to the expansive pool of mare cum on the floor.

Shaking her head and unsteadily getting to her hooves, Rarity trotted over to her table. “Lovely - just one more thing to clean up.”

“Rarity, if there’s anything - anything I can do to make this up to you, let me know,” Cadance sighed.

Rarity cocked her head and scribbled some numbers onto her notebook, barely paying the couple any mind. “I’m going to hold you to that - in fact, I already have something in mind.”

“Name it,” the Princess urged. “After all that, there’s -”

“I want you to do that to Shining while I get to watch - not now, but at some point in the future,” Rarity mused, a grin playing across her muzzle. “It’s hardly fair that he gets to enjoy himself for such a show - plus you could consider it compensation for the rings I’ll be making.”

“Sure!” Shining chirped. “Just tell us -”

“Shining!” Cadance cut him off, grimacing over at him. Turning her attention back to the unicorn, she dipped her head. “I’ll…I’ll consider it…”

“Of course you will, Darling - now then, since we have that out of the way, would you two mind helping me clean up this mess? I swear, you two are going to force me to invest in several tarps,” Rarity laughed, trotting off to a broom closet.

Nodding and following behind the remarkably chipper couture, Cadance gulped. While she was appreciative of all the hard work, finding out that her friend was a bit perverted evoked a strange mix of feelings. She was still grappling with the idea that she might have discovered a new fetish, yet she wouldn’t have guessed she’d be pressured into reenacting the experience again. With her marehood still dripping, she grabbed a mop from the closet and handed it to Shining. Even if the rings didn’t work, she may have just found a new way to have fun with her husband…

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