alicorn games

by Mr 3

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Discord, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance
Length: 1377

Discord is sad, so Princess Celesta, Luna, and Prince Walt play a little game cadence also gets involved

Discord is sad, so Princess Celesta, Princess Luna, and Prince Walt play a little game, cadence also gets involved.

Published 2023-04-01 22:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-04-01 22:20:00 UTC

arrow roulette

"YOU WHAT", the sound of a mare's voice echoed threw out the castle grounds. Down in the gardens, beside a lake lay 4 alicorns and a purple dragon, one pink, one blue and 2 white, one with a mane of red, and the other more colorful then rainbows, all looking to where the voice came from. As the echo subsided, the 4 ponies and dragon resumed there conversation.

"So, turtles", the alicorn with the red mane started.

"yes, turtles, tell us more about rainbows turtle spike", the pink alicorn said to the dragon.

Taking the hint and wanting to ignore what was going on somewhere inside the castle,"uhh, yeah sure, uhh, well tank isn't a turtle, he is a tortoise".

"Doesn't loyalty have residence in a cloud?", the blue alicorn asks.

"yes, but she used an old helicopter hat and strapped it on its back", the rainbow maned alicorn explained.

the red maned alicorn looked to the previse with surprise, " how the hell did she find one let alone one that works? Those things were nothing but trouble".

"Walt watch your language, there's young present"

"do you know how old I was when I learned my first swear?" the alicorn known as Walt glared and the vanilla alicorn,"it was buck. The chickens always said it, had to clean my mouth with a bar a soap that day, and I was two or three years younger then young spike here. And as long as he doesn't say them or say them every so often not every other word, he should be fine".

The 3 alicorns looked at Walt, mean while spike is looking around pretending not to be listening to the conversation.

Deciding to brake the silence, the pink alicorn began to speak," you learned to swear from a chicken?".

"Ma didn't believe me neither"

"Who wood? Thou art crazy"

"Luna you should be practicing your new Ponish "

"Did you pick it up so quick Walt?"

"It started off as how Ponish is now, then it got fancy and complicated,I hated when it got complicated" Walt muttered.

"How old are you?", the pink alicorn asked.

Luna smirked and looked to the young alicorn,"thou art looking at a dinosaur", now looking at the alicorn 'dinosaur'," THOU'S A DINOSAUR"

"They real?" he asks

"Of Course there real", a new voice entered in," you should have seen them you lived threw them, or did you sleep threw them like that one time with the train?", a Draconequus joined in.

" Discord I know you aren't talking, your a deeper sleeper then I"

"Do you know what that sound was a about 30 minutes ago, the mares voice?", The solar princess asked the Draconequus.

Looking guilty, Discord responded," yeah, that was flutters. I told her about the orange juice and pancake rain", he said slowly.

From out of no where, Walt pulled out a beer and lifted it up his magic," hell yeah, one of the best Saturdays of my life", then he lowered the bottle down," One of the worst Sundays of my life as well", he takes a sip," so next time make it rain bacon, not that hay crap, bacon bacon. The one that is made from pig, I don't like hay bacon, It is fine on burgers, but bacon that is made from hay is wrong ", he ,mummers to himself with the pink alicorn turning a lovely shade of puke green.

"How about you don't make it rain food items", Discord rises at this," or anything else for that matter", he slouches down as the solar princess finishes.

"I wouldn't anyway, flutters is angry enough at me", he stops and looks out to the lake," I guess not making using my magic is more important then I realize",he sighs,"its always the mares who pay"

"Mares pay", Walt puts out.

"They pay" the celestial responds.

"They always pay", Luna mimics.

"They pay with pancakes", with that the 3 of the 4 alicorns laugh at there teasing.

"Thanks, its good hanging out with the 5 of you", discord said with a sarcastic voice and began to walk away, but only made it a few feet from his original spot.

"what was that?! You don't just say that. Can't you tell he is in distress?", the young alicorn asked in a harsh and hushed tone.

Ignoring her, Walt called out," come on Discord we were trying to cheer you up man".

"I'm glad my love life can provide entertainment you lot", he shot back in retaliation.

"Come on lets cheer him. How did we cheer him up in the old days?", then Walt got the idea,"a little arrow roulette?"

"Whoa whoa whoa", Celestia said quickly.

"Did we really do that?", Luna responded aghast.

"Single most stupidest and craziest thing we have ever done",Discord puts out there," how did I not think of it".

"What is arrow roulette?" the young alicorn asked looking towards Walt.

Before Walt can explain, Celestia intervenes," don't worry about it, because we aren't doing it", she looks over to Walt," right Walter?".

"Of course we aren't going to play arrow roulette".

5 minutes later

"All right fellas", Walt said while holding a bow and arrow

Luna, stepping back and forth between hooves," we can't believe we're actually doing this", looking over to her sister," thou should warm up sister. Thou is going to run for sure"

"You are preparing to run sister. I'm not sure what your talking about", she shoots back.

"We do not want to get cramps for when we chase you down after you run".

"How do we let Walt talk us into the stupidest stuff?"

"Discord I'm offended and hurt. Alright remember the rules the last one out of the circle wins" Walt explains.

"wait what?" "yeah its who ever can stay the longest" "We got to stand here?" cadence said with concern and fear in her voice.

Ignoring her,"all right and a one! And a two!" as he pulls back the string with his magic.

"WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?!", cadence yells out with terror.

"GO", as he said he let the arrow fly, then dropped the bow to his hooves.

"Tia, thou art going to run first".

"No your going to go first, my hooves are like tree stumps".

"Thou sure about that, but you behind is full of 32 and a half cakes you had this morning".

"I don't see it, I don't see it", Cadence speaks out.

The two sisters stop talking, when they realized they lost sight of the arrow, then Walt voice sounding out,"I lost it in the sun!"

Not wanting to get hit by an arrow, the young alicorn was the first to run,"I LOSE!" followed closely by the other alicorns, all yelling and screaming, leaving spike and discord behind in the circle.

Walt is now caring Discord with his magic, because he won arrow roulette, also the arrow that is sticking out of his leg,"oi, there has been an accident everypony", Walt called out and the elements of harmony and raven come rushing into the room asking what happened, but one pony is more loud then anypony. Fluttershy was frantically asking questions about what happened," a stray arrow came from nowhere and hit him in the leg"

"It's all my fault", Fluttershy, in a trembling voice with tears forming in her eyes," if I didn't get mad at you, you wouldn't have an arrow in your leg", she was full on crying now.

'"It wasn't your fault", Discord said threw the pain," random things happen". The doctor with a few other medical professionals came in with a stretcher and cared the Draconequus to a hospital the elements following them, leaving the 4 alicorns.

"I am going to find a room to sleep in, it has been a day", off the cotton candy alicorn wonders down a random hall.

"That was chaotic", the two sisters agreed with Walt.

"At least it doesn't look like Fluttershy is mad at him no more. So something good came out of that".

"next time, we do something less chaotic then what happened 15 minutes ago", Walt thought for a minute," I know we'll go fishing. Yeah, lets go catch us some fish!"