A Good Share of Dreams (Old Version)

I was finally in front of Ponyville I was galloping in direction of the town the mane 6 where smiling waiting for me, but as I came closer of them I turn around to see a portal with my family looking sadly at me..

You will not abandon us to see these pony are you? My older sister ask with tear in here eyes. I was going to join them but a voice interrupt me.

No! Come with us cried Fluttershy.

You will be with us forever come on we want you to join our group. She said sweetly.

I look between ponyville and the portal I cant choose! I don’t want to give up on my family, but there maybe never going to be another chance to live my dream I stood here not knowing what to do. My trough were interrupt by a loud creature.

*ROOAAR*

It’s was The same bear that chase me in the griffin kingdom he was charging to attack me he lift is massive paw to hit me and….

I jolt awake, sweating in the branch of the tree that fell asleep the other nigh. I sigh in relief I never had a dream this realistic before. I tried to get off carefully off the tree only to face-plant, again! Fucking world what do you have against my face I am that ugly?! I yelled to no one in particular a group of random squirrel who lived in the tree that I sleep in laugh at me. `

Well fuck you too I grumble under my breath. I began to rise from the ground on my four hooves this is still strange to be a completely different species and I’m naked too I have a coat to hide my body but its sill fell strange.

I hope I will adapt quickly I don’t want to be stuck with the griffins too long they make me fell uncomfortable not just the fact that they could easily mop the ground with me but also because I don’t fell at home with them.

I began to walk again on the dirt road the guard the entrance of the veil said that they are three town in the road to Equestria and that will take a few days to enter the border of the
country by hoof, I wonder if the next town is far away? *Sigh* if only I knew how to fly.

I know some of you will find it cliché a human in Equestria who become a Pegasus again but is just that I have the personality of a Pegasus more that the other 2 pony sub-race.

Most unicorn are ether bookworm like Twilight because you need to study to learn new spells. Or like most unicorn in Canterlot they are snob I hate studying and I never really like the ponies acting high class, Rarity is the only exception since she at least care for the others.

Earth pony are hard workers and most the time are good with food or plant. I hate to work too hard but I will work if necessary of course and I’m a terrible cook and I never make gardening of my life.

Pegasus are just like me dreamers free spirits they can go where they want when they want they are just badass and they can walk on cloud. Who never want to go in freaking city in the cloud?

A few hours pass and I stop on close of a little river to eat some apples and carrots. I don’t know if this because I’m in the world of Equestria or if it’s because I’m a pony but these fruit and vegetable taste better than on Earth.

After that I practice to try and fly without big success and I also tried my small sword. It don’t look like the best sword ever created but this should do if I encounter one of those bandit. The problem is that I fight a lot in my childhood, little fight against some retarded bullies, not with real criminal who will have no remorse to kill you. Then again this is Equestria nobody should try to really kill me here right? Right?

Anyway I continued to walk on the dirt road alone I was seriously beginning to be bored. I will try to follow pinkie pie example and to find something and try to have fun. Music start to play on its own. What the hell?! Ok maybe I should not question the logic of a world of magic and mythological animal but this is still weird

I began to sing the song I was knowing the lyrics without even thinking about it

Me: When you’re rife with devastation there’s a simple explanation: you’re a toymaker’s creation trapped inside a crystal ball and whichever way he tits it know that we must be resilient we wont let them break our spirits as we sing this silly song.

Suddenly out of nowhere Pinkie pie appear beside me singing the second verse. Pinkie?! What the hel-hay? I question her but she just ignore me and sing.

Pinkie pie: When I was a little filly. A galloping blaze overtook my city So they shipped me off to the orphanage said Ditch those roots if you wanna fit in So I dug one thousand holes and cut rug with Orphan foals, now memories are blurred And their faces are obscured but I still, know the words to this song.

Since she wasn’t responding I said fuck it, and we both sing the last verse.

Both: When you’ve bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled,
Listen to the jingle jangle of my gypsy tambourine
Cause these chords are hypnotizing
And the whole world’s harmonizing so please children
Stop your crying and just along with me!``

She began to laugh as the song finish and her laugh was contagious. Pinkie why are so far away of Equestria? She just giggle at me.

I never miss a opportunity to sing a song! Oookay that weird but she’s Pinkie fuck logic.

So can you help me go to Equestria? That would be cool! Surely she would help me she always want to make everypony happy, I hate to abuse of her kindness but I need help to get out of this country.

Silly colt if I help you this will ruin the story What the fuck is she talking about? She then disappear as fast as she came. Leaving me really confuse

Wait what story? what are you talking about?! I cried but she was already gone.

I shook my head in disappointment. She left me in the middle of nowhere. Sure she don’t owe me anything but still *sigh*. Let continue on the way of our epic adventure! I just want to go home…

I look ahead of me to see a small village a little more with a little sign saying Welcome to White paw Look like there not only the ponies who like to make a lot of references to their race. I walk onto the town. I heard the sound of a hammer hitting on metallic objects and a smell fire they must have a black smith here. I also heard a violin playing in the background, I already like this town more than brown wings. It’s calm and no danger in sight.

I make my way to check around the town but a group of three griffins head toward me they had some scarf on their face and the one who look like the leader point a sword at me. I retire what I said I hate this fucking country!

If you give us your bits in your saddlebag we will only beat you a little The leader said cooly. Fuck one of the reason to come to this world was to avoid the corruption of the humans but look like this world have also his share of problem.

I can’t give them my bits I need them to survive that would be not that bad if I had a job or something for income but I’m completely new to this world. I have no choice, I could not outrun and I still don’t know how to fly I know it’s completely insane but I will not show weakness in front of these assholes. I draw my sword and I place it in my mouth and clench my teeth on it. Its strange but since I became a pony I become a lot more stronger and agile with my mouth and now I’m able to hold and control what I want with it. I took a defensive position the tree griffins burst out laughing at me.

The little vegan think he can beat some predator like us you are a fool Great even this world have racists why did they have to create the veil in this fucking place?

I begin my offensive I swing my sword and cut the leader he stomach Son of a horse! what are two waiting kill him! Son of a horse seriously? That the best insult they can come with? The two muggers approach me and the one of the left try to hit me I barely block hit my sword. Fuck they’re more stronger than me.

I then give a buck in the face of the attacker he recoil at the hit, without thinking about it I swung my sword taking the opportunity and cut him the throat. The blood was dripping on the ground, he was chocking on his breath after what seem a minutes he fell on the ground dead.

At this point I was too shock to move, I never had kill even a simple animal and now I just kill a sentient being sure he was an asshole and he tried to kill me, that was self defence but I could not accept that I just done that.

The mugger at the right see my shock and take the chance avenge his companion. I snap out of it but too late the sword cut my right cheeks. The leader and the other mugger then decide to attack me at the same time they are no way I can block this I try to run only to be cut in the back by the two blades. I fell on the ground my heart beat at one hundred at second. They lift their swords to achieve me…

I heard a violin play close of us when the final note of the song finish a bolt of lightning out of nowhere shot the two bandits they scream in agony before dying on the ground. I look where the lightning bolt come from only to see another griffin with a violin point at the mugger and a huge bow on the strings. Who the hell is this dude?

Sonata one bitches zero The griffin said proud of his shot, he then look at me, my eyes were probably clearly showing my pain but I fought unconsciousness fearing that he would take my vulnerable state to kill me

Don’t worry I have a friend who know medicine, my name is Sonata be the way he then played another little song on his instrument, as the song close of his hand a sort of warmth felling envelop me and I fell asleep.