The Last Humans

"Oh, Princess Luna!" Sunburst moaned in pleasure as he looked down at where his dick was sliding inside Luna's blue, mottled nethers. He gave her rump a firm smack with his hoof, making it jiggle. "I'm so close!"

"Too bad you're about to wake up," Luna purred.

"Wait, what?"

Sunburst blinked awake in the dimly lit bedroom. The early dawn light was just barely leaking in through the seam in the drapes. It felt so real. I can still feel her... He reached for his glasses. "Mom!?" His mother, Stellar Flare, was laying in bed next to him as the little spoon. She had him pinned against the wall with his dick balls-deep in her marehood. "Mom! What are you doing!?"

Stellar Flare opened her eyes. "Hmm? Oh, good morning dear."

"Why are you in bed with me!? I thought you were sleeping on the couch while I visited!"

"Oh, sorry dear. I must have forgotten and came to bed out of habit."

"I'm... You're... we're having sex!"

"Oh?" She looked over her shoulder at where his dick was still hilted inside her, as if she couldn't feel it. "I must have been dreaming about your late father again, I think. You must have been having quite the pleasant dream as well."

"I... wha... that doesn't matter!"

"Well since you've got it in there, you might as well finish," she said, thrusting her hips back against him.

"Mom, stop it! You're going to make me ejaculate inside you!"

"That is the point of the act, no?" she asked. "Doesn't it feel good?"

"You could get pregnant!"

"Don't you want a little brother or sister?"

"Not like this!"

"Do you not think I'm sexy? You're great big cock seems to think so!" She purred as she felt him flare inside her. "Yes! Cum for Mommy!"

Sunburst put his hooves against her and pushed with all his might, shoving her out of the bed and onto the floor just as he started to cum onto the bedding.

"Sunburst!" she cried as she scrambled to her hooves, watching him cum into the sheets. "Why didn't you cum inside me!?"

"Because you're my mother!"

She put her hoof over her chest. "You know, you can be so... cruel sometimes! Not even wanting to get your own mother pregnant!? You know just how to hurt me!" She pressed her hoof into his puddle of cum and licked it.

"You're not ugly, you're insane! This is why I don't come visit you anymore!" Sunburst stormed out of the bedroom. "Did you spike my drink with Neighagra again last night!"

"No!" She shouted as she chased after him. "All I did was sit on the bed pillow for the day before you arrived. So you were aroused by the scent of your mother in heat, as nature intended!"

"Not every colt wants to fuck their mother! That's a myth!"

"Well sure, some prefer their sister."

"Stop talking! I need a shower!"

"I'll help. You reek of sex. Especially your great big stallionhood!"

"Oh, no! I'm not falling for that again! Oh sure, you say you're just going to clean it, and then it turns into a hoof job, and then a blow job, and then whoops you slipped and fell on my dick and then you're just having sex with me again! Well, that only works on me twice!"

"Maybe after your shower we could-"

"No, I don't want to play Twister, because that just ends with sex. And I don't want to see the new dance move you just learned, because that's just sex too! Dammit, I think I'm starting to understand how Dad died now."

Sunburst showered while keeping an eye on the door. He finished washing and toweled off, drying his mane. He felt himself getting hard again. "Mom! Did you clop off into the bath towels again!?"

"Oh, you can read me like a book!"

"That's it! I'm leaving!" he yelled as he grabbed his things.

"Sunburst, why do you hate me?" she cried.

"I don't hate you, Mom! I just don't want to have sex with a family member!"

"Okay, but what if you and I were the last unicorns in Equestria, and the future of our entire species depended on our having sex?" she asked.

"In that incredibly unlikely scenario?" he asked. She nodded. He rolled his eyes. "Yeah, fine Mom, I'd have sex with you."

She smiled. "Ha! I knew it!" She pulled him in for a hug and kissed him.

"Mmh! MHHMM!" He pulled away from her. "Mom, we talked about this! Not so much tongue!"

She winked at him. "Love you, Sunny."

Sunburst grumbled, "Love-you-too-mum."

"Don't be a stranger."

On the train ride back to the Ponyville, Sunburst rubbed his fur under his cape. Despite his shower, he still didn't feel clean. "Dammit, they just don't make water hot enough." It figured that the one mare he was actually attracted to was probably knocking tacos with her marefriend. Meanwhile there was a mare who wanted nothing more than for him to live with her rent free while she fed him, pampered him, and saw to his every sexual need with enthusiastic consent. Who wanted for him to impregnate her in a consequence-free environment without any personal or financial responsibility expected from him. He put his head into his hooves. Life could be so unfair.

He decided that what he needed was a good book to distract himself. He headed to Twilight's library. No, not the one that exploded. But every time you hear 'Twilight's Library' you always think about it for just a second. No, he went to the one in Twilight's castle. Which was mostly just the library now, since she was ruling in the old castle in Canterlot. Which she was really bummed about moving to, and really, if she was the new princess she could just move the capital of Equestria to Ponyville and not have to move. What are they gonna do, say no? She's the princess!

Sunburst walked up to the library clerk and asked, "Hey, do you know where I can find a book on how to deal with a mare that wants nothing more than for me to live with her rent free while she feeds and pampers me, and sees to my every sexual need with enthusiastic consent. Who wants for me to impregnate her in a consequence-free environment without any personal or financial responsibility expected from me?" The clerk gave him a strange look. "Um, I'm asking for a friend."

"Yeah, you can find that book in the Fiction section, because that mare doesn't exist," he said.

"Thanks." Sunburst snorted sarcastically.

Sunburst spent the rest of the day going through the books and cross-referencing the various symptoms of his problem. "Aha!" he exclaimed, finally pinning it down. "It seems I'm suffering from a Luckiest Pony in Equestria syndrome!" he scratched his chin whiskers. "I wonder it there's a pill for that..."

It was then that he noticed that he was aggressively alone in the library. He called out for the clerk, but got no response. He walked out of the library and found the streets of Ponyville to be eerily quiet. There was several leaflets scattered in the road. He picked one up and read it.

"... Oh, shit."

Sunset Shimmer sat at a cafeteria table in Canterlot High School. She picked up her hamburger with her hands and took a bite. The all-beef patty topped with crispy bacon was absolutely decadent. She took secret pleasure in knowing that she, secretly a pony, shouldn't be enjoying the charred animal flesh served on a fresh sesame seed bun. But there was just something about engaging in a forbidden taboo that just made it more appealing to her. That and she was craving the protein and iron. Come to think of it, she was feeling a bit crampy, too.

She finished eating quickly. "Oh, no you don't," she scolded her human anatomy. She had been a post-pubescent human female long enough to know what it meant. But she also knew a clever trick to avoiding the problem. "A little trip through the mirror to be a non-menstruating pony in Equestria for three to five days and problem avoided!"

Sunburst ran back inside the castle. The leaflet was informing the citizens of Equestria that a giant asteroid was about to destroy the world. But he had been inside the library all day. He had no idea how old the news was. Certainly there was no time for him to travel all the way back to his mother in Sire's Hollow. But there had to be something he could do.

"Aha!" Sunburst turned on his hoof and sprinted upstairs to the castle storage area. Sure enough, he saw the magic portal mirror. He set his glasses on the table beside it and he dove in.

At the same time, Sunset Shimmer dove in on her side.

Somewhere in between worlds the two of them collided and got spat out on the Equestrian side, but in human form.

"What the hay!" he shouted as he fell backward onto the floor. She fell over beside him and tumbled to the floor with a frantic kick, knocking over the mirror. "No!" He screamed as the mirror tipped over, and smashed on the floor.

"Oh shit," Sunset said. "Twilight is gonna kill me. Well, at least I'm on the right side." It was at that moment that they realized that they were both in human form and aggressively nude. She scampered to her feet and offered her hand to help him up. He took her hand, and in a flash she saw his mind, filled with visions of them fucking in a montage of every conceivable position. It was not the first time she got such a mental reaction and she pushed the vision away.

Her eyes looked at his, which were fixated on her body. She looked down at her naked self and reflexively covered her breasts with her other hand. The two-tone patch of red and yellow fur between her legs served well enough to conceal her pussy. "Hopefully Twilight can fix this."

Sunburst looked down at his human form, remembering that they didn't have sheaths like a pony. And his exposed penis hung from its thick bush of rust-orange pubic fur, rapidly getting erect. He covered himself as well. "Uh yeah, um, no wait, there's no time! The world is about to be destroyed!"

"What are you talking about?"

"A giant asteroid is about to destroy the world! That's why I was trying to escape through the mirror!" he said, grabbing his glasses from the table. "There's leaflets outside! Come see!" He took her by the hand and they ran outside to grab one to read.

Suddenly, a beam of light appeared around them and they started to drift up into the air. Looking up, they could see a huge, mysterious craft hovering above them. It pulled them inside, dropping them into a loading bay and the hatch closed behind them. Looking through the massive view window, the world below them seemed to fall away as they accelerated up into the sky, yet they felt no movement. The door leading into the loading bay opened and two humans walked in wearing matching jumpsuits. Though unlike Sunburst and Sunset, their skin and hair were not so colorful, closer to bland earth tones.

"Oh, uh, hey. I'm Sunset Shimmer. What's going on?" The other two people gave her a strange look and said something in a language she didn't understand. "Uh, sorry, I didn't get that." They produced a taser and a stun-gun and motioned to the doorway. "Okay, that I understand." She grabbed Sunburst's wrist and pulled him along to where they were directed. They were ushered into a simple room and the door closed behind them, sealing flush with the wall.

The room was somewhere between a hotel room and a prison cell. There was a bed, a toilet, a sink, and shower. Three of the walls looked featureless, including the one where they had come in. The seam of the door had all but vanished. The fourth wall was a floor to ceiling window. On the other side was a long hallway. Across the hall, the other side was lined with similar-sized rooms.

Sunset quickly moved to the bed and pulled it apart, taking the sheet from it and tying it around herself over her shoulder like a toga. Sunburst ripped the pillowcase and did something similar to fashion it into a loincloth.

"Better than nothing, I suppose," Sunset said before she walked over to the window and looked through. Directly across from them was a pair of buffalo in a grassy enclosure. The male had dark brown fur and was a great deal larger than the small female, who had a rusty orange coat. The male had a plainly visible erection, but both he and the female were pointedly ignoring each other.

Off to the left was one that looked like a swamp with a couple of alligator-looking animals. On the opposite side, the other enclosure was filled with faux tree branches and a pair of monkeys. "Strange," she mused, trying to figure out where they were, or what this place even was.

"Who puts a prison across from a zoo?" Sunburst asked.

A group of alien humans walked through the hallway wearing a variety of clothing. Some stopped and took their pictures before moving on. Sunset looked around the room and then at Sunburst. "I think we're in the zoo."

"But why would they put other humans in a zoo?" he asked.

"I don't think they're the same," she said. "Look at them. They're not as... colorful as we are, or the other people through the mirror. We must seem exotic to them."

"Okay, but still!" Sunburst insisted, "They can't think that we're just animals!" Another group of aliens walked in front of their window with matching jumpsuit uniforms. Sunburst knocked on the window. "Um, excuse me, but I think there's been some kind of mix up. You see... we're not animals!" he said, a bit less cordial than he intended. The creatures on the other side of the window talked amongst themselves for a moment, motioning to the two of them aggressively in some sort of argument that was silent to Sunburst. One of the creatures pointed to its clipboard and shoved it into the hands of another. Whatever it was they were arguing about came to some kind of resolution and the group walked away.

"What was that all about?" Sunset asked.

"Maybe they're going to go tell their boss to let us out." Sunburst said, feeling hopeful. A few minutes later, the back door opened and a few of the aliens walked in. "Oh, perfect!" Sunburst walked over to them excitedly. "So as I was saying-"

One of the aliens pointed a stun-gun at him, striking him in the chest, making every muscle in his body go limp and dropping him to the floor. Another pointed one at Sunset.

Sunset put her hands up. "Whoa, wait a sec-" she tried to say before she got shocked as well. She watched one of the creatures pointing a device at Sunburst's body, bathing him in a bright light and making his loincloth evaporate into nothing. Then it walked over to her to do the same thing to her toga, leaving them both naked again.

A couple other aliens picked up Sunburst and laid him on the bed. The one wearing gloves applied a bit of lubricant to his penis. Sunburst felt it tingle and grow erect again. The other two picked up Sunset. Same as him, she was conscious, but her body was likewise limp. They held her over his lap and one guided his penis inside her as they set her down on top of him, and then laid her down on top of his chest before they left.

Sunburst winced and his eyes looked over at her face beside his. He could barely make the words to speak. "Sry."

She didn't look angry, but was similarly upset at the situation, barely able to murmur. "K." Several minutes passed before the paralysis started to wear off. "Kin you brief?" she slurred.

"Ya," he said, taking a deeper breath.

Her eyes looked past him at the enclosure across the hall. "Look."

Sunburst's eyes followed hers toward the buffalo enclosure. The male was still very erect and avoiding the little female. The back door of their enclosure opened and a group of the aliens walked in, stunning the bull and lassoing the female with ropes. One went to work masturbating the male with a collection device.

Sunset had seen this before in the human world on Applejack's ranch. She was almost embarrassingly eager to help milk her friend's stallion, Lonestar.

It didn't take long. The bull grunted and flexed on reflex, filling the device reservoir. It was drained into a large syringe. Despite her obvious kicking protests, the aliens held her down and fed the syringe tube deep inside her vagina before pumping the semen inside to artificially inseminate her.

Sunset tried to lift herself off Sunburst. Flexing her muscles just made her feel his penis inside her more. He groaned underneath her. She stopped to catch her breath. "Thinks pretty... uhbvious... wha-they... wannus... t'do," she wheezed.

Working together to mover her, she rolled off him onto the bed beside him with a grunt. "Surry," he said. He shifted himself and rolled onto his side just enough to be able to get himself to sit up. He looked over at her laying on the bed next to him. "Oh, wow!"

"What is it?" she asked, still laying there.

He looked down at himself and then at her again. "Do you, uh, feel a draft?"

She huffed. "Yeah, obviously. This form isn't meant to be naked. It has no fur."

"You're more right than you know."

"What do you mean?" He reached over to hold her hand and help her sit upright. He pointed at her body. She looked down at herself and then over at him. The laser that had evaporated their clothes also removed all the hair from their bodies, leaving nothing below their necks. On the one hand, she didn't have to worry about her legs or armpits. But on the other hand, her vulva was smoother than an oncology patient with alopecia, leaving her embarrassingly exposed to him. "Oh, wow." She cupped her crotch with her hand. He did the same.

They sat there for a minute in awkward silence.

"So... what's your name, by the way?" she asked.

"What?"

She looked across the hallway at the artificially-inseminated Buffalo. "Well, I'd rather not have that happen to me," she said. "So I figured if we're gonna be... I mean, if they want us to be doing that, I ought to at least know your name. I'm Sunset Shimmer."

"Huh... I'm Sunburst."

"Huh... Small world I guess. What are the odds?"

Sunburst shrugged. "Makes about as much sense as anything else today."

"So... the end of the world, huh?" she asked in some attempt to make small talk.

He nodded. "Yeah. That's why I was trying to escape through the mirror."

"How did you know about the mirror?" she asked.

"Princess Twilight told me about it," he said.

"You know Twilight?" she asked.

He nodded. "Yeah. I work at her school. Or, I did anyway. We're actually really good friends."

"Me too," she said. "I'm surprised she never mentioned me."

"I was thinking the same thing," he said. "But I'm not that surprised, honestly."

Sunset chuckled. "Yeah, I know what you mean."

"So what about you?" he asked. "Coming through the mirror?"

"Oh, I uh... I visit sometimes for a few days, to avoid... human problems."

"Human problems?" he asked.

Sunset blushed. "Uh, yeah. It's a little embarrassing but... human physiology is a lot different from ponies."

"No doubt."

"And for females, they don't have estrus once a year like ponies, it's every month."

"Well,that sounds... awful?"

She nodded. "Yeah, it can be. That's why I try to avoid it by coming back and turning back into a pony."

"Except..." he motioned to her human form. "Wait, so does that mean you're in estrus right now!?"

She winced and nodded, shifting uncomfortably in her seat. "Normally the human cycle feels much different, but whatever happened with the portal mix up has me feeling like a pony inside. The heat, the ache. But at least it's not the human version."

"Why, what happens with human females at that time of the month?" he asked.

She told him.

His erection wilted quickly. He turned green and dry heaved.

"Yeah, pretty much," she said.

"Sorry, I'm not trying to be disrespectful. I'm sure it's a beautiful part of the life-making process-" he said between gagging.

She rolled her eyes. "Look, I appreciate the support, but you don't have to pretend to like it. It's disingenuous. Trust me, I was just as grossed out when I found out about it first hand. And besides..." She paused, feeling a very equine ache in her loins. "It's not an issue here."

"Okay." He got up and walked over to the water fountain to get a drink. The water tasted slightly bitter. He took another drink and tried to place the familiar taste. He felt his body tingle and his cheeks flushed. He looked down at his erection returning. "I think they spiked the water with Neighagra," he said.

She shrugged. "I guess that makes sense," she said. "Wait, how do you know what water spiked with Neighagra tastes like?" she asked.

"My mother..." Sunburst bit his tongue. "Uh, ah, my motherfucking friends pranked me this one time," he said.

She snorted. "How did that go? That must have been awkward. Especially since you said you worked at a school."

Sunburst's eyes just stared off into the distance. Poor baby, let Mommy's mouth help you with that...

"SO awkward!" he said.

"So who was the lucky gal that got to deal with that?" she asked.

"What?"

"Wife? Marefriend? Coltfriend?" she asked. He shook his head. "Well, you're friends wouldn't have done that to you and just left you that way. Didn't they at least rent you a whorse?"

"Uh..."

"Don't tell me you're a virgin!" she said, looking at the bed. "I hope this wasn't your first time just now! Your first time should be special."

"No, it... I'm uh..." Sunburst tried to say. Oh, Sunburst! You got your cutie mark! Mommy has a special treat for her big stallion tonight! "It's... complicated."

"Alright." Sunset shrugged, not wanting to press the matter any further as he sat on the opposite side of the bed. She got up to use the water fountain, herself. She grimaced at the bitter flavor in the water. She finished drinking and felt the heat in her loins radiate through her body, and she felt flushed. The muscles in her legs trembled and she felt the cool air on the dampness running down her inner thigh. "Zesper too, I think," she said, cupping her vulva with her hand.

"What?"

"In the water. I think there's Zesper. Or something like it."

"What's that?" he asked.

"It's like Neighagra, but for mares."

"Oh. Oh!"

"Yeah." Sunset groaned and sat on the bed next to him, squeezing her thighs together.

One of the aliens walked by and looked at them. It tapped on the window insistently with the clipboard and pointed across the hallway at the monkeys fucking like... well, like monkeys. Then it pointed at them before brandishing the taser to make its point.

"Yeah, we get it," Sunset said. She looked over at Sunburst. "Look, I know we just met, and I'm not trying to pressure you or anything, because you seem like a really nice guy... But I really don't feel like getting tazed again, and having an inseminator jammed up my twat."

"No, I understand," he said, "it's just..."

"What?"

"Well, look at it," he said, uncovering himself.

She did. It was still very erect. "Well, I'm glad the threat of being tazed hasn't scared it."

"Yeah, but..."

"But what?"

"Look how small it is," he said. She laughed. He frowned. "Yeah, exactly!"

"No! I'm not laughing at it. I'm laughing at you. Your concern. You need to remember, you're not a pony anymore, you're a human now, and so am I. And this..." She reached over to touch his penis, barely able to get her fingers around it. "This is not small for a human!"

"Really?" He blushed.

"Yeah!" she blushed just as much. "I was actually a little worried when they sat me on it."

"Oh, oh! I didn't hurt you did I?" he asked.

She shook her head. "No. You fit just fine," she said, still grasping his dick in her hand. "Perfectly fine."

"That's... g-good," he stammered.

"You seem nervous," she said, placing her other hand on his broad chest. "Do you want to be on top?"

"Uh, I um, uh..."

Sunset gently pressed her palm against his chest laying him back on the bed. "It's okay. Just let me take care of it." She shifted herself over to straddle his lap. She reached down to guide him into her. Her hips settled down against him as his tip just barely kissed her cervix. "Hmm, a perfect fit," she purred. She started to grind her hips on top of him. "Not that I wouldn't have loved to have your horse cock absolutely demolish this human pussy," she said. "That's the best and worst part about going through the mirror. Everything gets reset. And all the work I did to be able to take a big, veiny horse dick in this thing gets undone, and I have to start stretching all over again. Not that it ever stops me."

"Uh... okay."

She grabbed his hands and put them on her breasts. "Here."

"What do you want me to-"

"Squeeze them!" She moaned. "Man-handle them! Give them the business! See if you can shuffle them! I mean really get in there and knock them around! No wrong answers!"

"Wow, well, okay, Sunset. Let's give this a shot." His hands started kneading her tits like bread dough.

"Oh, Sunburst! What are you doing to me!?" she moaned as she started really riding his dick.

"Uh, I'm just doing my best." Several second went by and Sunburst hadn't ejaculated yet. "Uh, Sunset, I think something's wrong with my penis. I don't think I can cum for some reason."

She just placed her hand on his shoulder for leverage and rode him like he was her only way home. "Oh Sunburst, you're not a pony anymore. Humans last much longer than thirty seconds. They can go for whole minutes! Several even! So you better just hold the fuck on!" She reached down with her other hand and played with her clit like a Dragon Force guitar solo. She leaned back to get his dick to hit her g-spot in just the right way, making her pussy squirt up onto his chest and sprinkling his nose as she came.

Indeed, it was all Sunburst could do to just hold on. He had no expectation or even intention of lasting so long. Even Sunset was surprised. She wasn't promiscuous, by any means, but in her limited experience, spraying a man, or stallion with her squirting orgasm was usually a sure way to turn them into a quick shot. Considering the way he was letting her utterly dominate him, she changed up her tactics and leaned forward, getting her boobs in his face. He seemed only confused at first, so she cradled his head with her hand and pulled his face into her tits. On instinct, he took one of her nipples into his mouth and started suckling. His hips started to flex and buck erratically. Bingo.

"Do you like that, baby?" she cooed.

"Mhmm," Sunburst moaned with her tit in his mouth.

"That's it baby, cum for Mommy!" she said.

Hells bells, it was like her words were a bolt of lightning to his spine. His hands grabbed her hips as he bucked up into her like an enraged bull as he yelled out loud in incoherent vowels, in some primal mix of pain and pleasure. His hips bucked up and he somehow managed to leverage her off of him and onto her back as he rolled with her. He grabbed her legs and almost pushed her ankles behind her head as he fucked down into her harder as he throbbed thicker. He slammed it home one final time, pressing the tip of his dick against her cervix as he came hard. She felt droplets of his sweat on her cheek as he panted on top of her. "I'm a big colt now, I'm a big colt now, I'm a big colt now."

No... Not sweat.

~

Sunburst woke up some time later with his head on her shoulder. She looked over at him. "So... do we want to unpack that... or what?"

Sunburst blushed and got up, pulling out of her with a wet pop, and staining the sheets with his cum leaking out of her. Part of him wanted to apologize for the mess, but the rest of him just wanted to ignore it and pretend that none of that just happened. He shuffled over to the toilet and sat down.

She got up and shuffled away. "Hey now, if you're gonna blow up the toilet, at least warn me."

"I'm just peeing," he said. "My mom taught me to sit down so I don't make a mess."

"Aww, like a little filly," Sunset teased.

"Hardy fucking harr," he said. He reached behind him to flush. The panel behind him lit up with a buzzing red X. "The fuck!?" he shrieked.

"Well in that case..." She jogged over and straddled his lap.

"What are you-"

She grabbed his hair and whispered into his ear, "Player two has entered the game." He felt her pissing on his flaccid dick before it dripped into the toilet. He was frozen in shock, waiting for her to finish before she reached behind him to flush. This time the panel dinged with a green checkmark. She quirked an eyebrow. "I guess I win." She got up from his lap and stepped over to the shower, turning it on. She waved for him to join her. "Come on. You know you need one now." Sunburst shook his head and stepped under the water stream, letting her wash his hair.

First my mom, and now this? What am I, a crazy magnet?