My life in Ponyland

by anonimo

Chapter 1

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Author's Note

Yeah, for whoever noticed, I re-edited the whole chapter 1, I don't know if it's ok, consider it a test, I want to know how good it is, and so far, I like the change, but I'm not sure, I'll have to confirm later.
If you find any problem, I would appreciate it if you could help by pointing out the problem to me.
If it really looks good, I'll do the same to chapter 2 and 3, in addition to the 4 that I'm writing.
Have a nice day/afternoon/night
PS: I made a blog with a simple question, if they can be answered, they would help a lot in the story.


Chapter 1

SOLE AND CRUCIAL WARNING: This Fanfiction may contain large descriptions of bodies, whether it be a male, female, or mutilated body! BE WARNED! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!


My eyes slowly opened, my gaze fixed on the ceiling of my room, easily noticing how damaged it was, I didn't give it any importance as I got out of bed and headed towards my bathroom, I passed a mirror, totally ignoring it as I dodged a sock on the ground

I went into the bathroom and took a room temperature shower, while taking a shower, I was thinking about my financial situation, 'I have to find a way to make some quick money, I'm running out of money and no one is taking me at work because of that silly rumor ', the last thought left me with a bad taste in my mouth.

I got out of the shower and began to dry myself, while I dried myself I looked around, ignored the walls deteriorated by humidity and went to the toilet, after doing my business, I went to the mirror and began to brush my teeth while looking at myself fixedly.

My red eyes reflected perfectly, my gaze narrowed slightly before relaxing and continuing with mine, when I finished, I washed my mouth and spit, when I looked up, I looked at my teeth, making sure they were fine.

As I nodded to myself, I began to check my body, looking for anything abnormal, noticing my broad, muscular shoulders, lowering both arms, noticing that my biceps felt tight and strong, finishing with my hand, noticing my my calloused fingers

I went back up and continued from my chest, easily noticing that my pecs were really tight and full of muscle, down to my stomach, where there was a 6 pack on my abdomen, clenched my stomach and I could see it go from just looking good to look really tight and tough.

I nodded to myself and went down below, where my legendary was at 27 centimeters, now shrunk to 10 centimeters, I nodded to myself, although a little annoyed because almost no girls wanted to have sexual activity with me for fear of this monster, it's still a pride of mine…although I freely admit it's a bloody pain to walk around with.

In addition, it was not only long, but also wide, with a circumference of 17 centimeters...

Leaving aside my penis, continue with my legs, easily checking the muscles of it, I kicked a couple of times and watched as the muscle contracted and flexed, I didn't notice any pain and I didn't see anything wrong, continue with my feet, which They looked simple, but they were ridiculously hard, I know because 150 kilograms fell on me once and it only hurt a little.

My smile turned sour, reminding me of what they called me, “Demon! That body can't be anything other than a devil! The eyes only confirm it!” I quickly shook my head, clearing the words.

They were only a small part of the total problem, and that's not where the rumors came from, but it still affects me, my pride, the body that worked through years of continuous effort, discarded like that, as nothing more than unnatural.

I could only sigh and regret, I couldn't change the past or people, I could only move on with my life and hope that they would leave me alone, I shook my head and went to my closet and put on several cheap and used clothes, a simple short-sleeved shirt, shorts, damaged socks and faded sneakers.

I fixed my gaze on the photo of my family that was on one side in the closet, we were in the car, before the… incident.

There was my older brother on my left and my younger brother on the right, both hugging me and smiling, my parents from the front taking a photo, my father with a smile from ear to ear, and my mother with a loving smile, a tear slipped down my face, before slowly shaking my head, when I was going to close the closet door, a feeling came over me, and with a sigh, I grabbed the photo and took it with me.

I put it in my backpack, one of the only new things I had next to my training equipment, I fixed my gaze on my hunting knife, although it was more of a sword since it was 97 centimeters long, I stared at it for a few seconds and I also put it in my backpack, I would need the sword if I couldn't get anything to eat anywhere, I would only have to hunt.

I grabbed the last thing I had like new, a pair of professional black glasses made to hide your eyes perfectly, one of the few things I bother spending that allows me to work for a while before I'm found out, this way, I can get money.

I left my apartment, if you can call it that, I looked at the sky, noticing it clear and not a cloud in sight, a smile appeared on my face, 'This is a good day'.


'THIS IS A TERRIBLE DAY!', I thought with a scream of panic, running under the biggest storm I have ever experienced, the water was falling very fast and with great force, thunder was heard almost every second, I had to be careful If I didn't fall, I kept running, dodging anything that came flying towards me.

Damn, I think I saw a damn car being blown by the wind, and thanks to that, I noticed that it was a damn tornado next to me, and as you might think, I noticed it too late, I caught myself in one moment and started blowing everyone away. sideways, screaming, and being hit by other objects that suffered the same fate as me.

At some point in all that dizzying motion, I stepped out of the tornado and landed hard, breathing hard for a few moments, before relaxing and concentrating on my surroundings, then I noticed something alarming.

I no longer heard the rain, I didn't feel it either, I didn't hear the thunder, although I was seeing some in the distance, with total confusion, I looked up, and a face of horror settled on my face.


A panicked voice spoke, “Princess! The storm!”, He was interrupted before he could continue, “Yes, I know”, said a majestic voice, but with palpable concern, looking into the distance at the greatest magical phenomenon he had ever witnessed in his life. .

A giant storm had reached the deadliest forest he knew, the forest itself was barely holding out, but that was not the cause for concern, in the center of the storm, there was a magical phenomenon never seen before.

A ball of chaos and harmony, spinning rapidly, a multitude of colors appearing in it, the ball itself was gigantic, about 100 meters, the princess calculated in view.

She didn't know what caused such a phenomenon, even more knowing that chaos and harmony were working together in this, two separate states, like water and oil, the princess was scared by what caused two opposite energies to work together.

In that, the princess saw how it seemed to reach a culmination, the energy of harmony and chaos merged into one, and a flash appeared, instantly, using all its strength, the princess and her sister who was on the other side of the forest , they acted together and created a barrier with all their strength, sealing off the eye of the storm.

The princess could instantly feel how the flash crashed against her magical barrier and her magic was almost emptied at once, in that, the princess saw the spirit of chaos appear, but her face was not playful as usual, it was serious and the She also poured her magic into the barrier, easing her load and that of her sister, she also felt that two more energies were added to the barrier, her niece and her student were also helping to lighten the load.

"You should have called me for this barrier, your magic alone cannot stop the combination of harmony and chaos, only we, you with your harmony and I with my chaos could hold out long enough", he said with a totally serious voice, which was very unnatural for him.

The princess looked at the spirit of chaos, "What do you think caused this?" The princess's mane dimmed slightly from the loss of her magic, the spirit of chaos looked at her sideways, "I don't know, but I feel that big changes are coming, and I can't know if they will be good or not”, he said weakly, both of them turned their gaze to the barrier, where it was seen how the brightness diminished.

The princess was worried about the changes mentioned by the spirit of chaos, she had never worried about changes before, it is in her nature to constantly change, but for her to worry about a change, it will not be simple.


I looked in total horror at the multicolored ball above, all the clouds were swirling around it, like a giant storm eye, it seemed to be moving within itself, I could see what seemed like two concepts merging, I have no idea if I have right, but I don't know what to do in this situation, I'm in the damn center of a totally freak storm.

I turned to run, but noticed something instantly, I'm floating...

"Oh SON OF AHHHHHH", I couldn't finish my words by the time I went flying towards the ball, as the ball turned into gravity, I was quickly heading towards it, and I couldn't do anything to avoid it, I got closer, when I was very close, the ball began to move towards the center of itself, I couldn't see anything else because it collided with the ball... and entered it.

A brutal glow emerged from the ball and spread everywhere, destroying everything in its path, an entire town of more than 1,000,000 inhabitants disappeared, only a crater remained in the location.


I stared at the sky, a sky that seemed much brighter than normal, I blinked slowly, assimilating the information that my body was giving me, I am lying on some kind of stone, I felt uncomfortable and my clothes felt dirty, I could still feel the backpack on my back, I blinked slowly again, 'A dream? No, it's not', I got up slowly, looking around me, I was in a kind of crater, about a few kilometers.

I finished getting up, noticing that the crater was quite deep, I took my backpack off my back and checked it, looking for nothing to be damaged, when I found everything intact, a sigh escaped from my mouth in relief, I noticed that my glasses were not I had them on and I looked around, I could see her lying next to me.

I didn't hesitate to put them on, noticing that they weren't even scratched, even if they were on the floor, I looked at the nearest exit from the crater and walked towards it, as I got closer, I thought about the ball I collided with, plus the whole situation and how abnormal it was

I directed my gaze towards the sky, I did not notice anything strange, I nodded to myself and continued on my way, when I was on the edge of the crater, I noticed that there was a kind of transparent wall in front of me, I scratched my chin, and touched with my finger the wall, went through it without problems, I raised an eyebrow and followed my whole body, leaving the transparent wall without any problem.

I have no idea how I can see something transparent, but I'm not going to care about it in this situation.

I looked around me, taking in the forest I was in, it almost seemed terrifyingly cute, if it weren't for a bloody abomination to my left, it had the body of a lion, huge fangs, bat wings and a scorpion tail, notice easily that it was a manticore.

We stared at each other for a few seconds, before I ran off in the opposite direction of the manticore, before I knew it, I hit a tree and ran through it, I slipped on the ground in surprise and fell on my face.

I dragged about 70 meters before stopping at the speed I was going.

When I was on the ground, looking at the sky, only one thing was on my mind, 'What…fuck?', I got up slowly and spit out all the dirt that had entered my mouth, look where I was a second ago, 'I ran like 200 meters instantly when I wanted to run? 70 of those meters are because I fell, but how the hell did I go so far, and I damn well happened to carry a tree, because it didn't hurt me in the slightest?

I raised my arms and checked them, my legs the same, everything was in perfect condition, I saw a splinter from the tree next to me, I grabbed it and raised it to look at it, I put the tip upside down and nailed it to me, a grunt escaped me when it went through me easily, I cursed under my breath for my stupidity and pulled it out.

I looked at the little spot that was bleeding and frowned, 'Now if I hurt myself, let alone, what the hell is going on here?', I looked in the direction of the manticore, where I saw it looking at me and then at the tree, then where he was originally, before shaking his head and turning to leave.

I looked really surprised at the manticore, 'That behavior... was very intelligent', I frowned, I got up from the ground and looked around me, quite alert, I took out my backpack and took my sword out of it, I put my jacket back on. backpack and began to enter the forest.

Step by step, I disappeared into the deep forest.

I walked, step by step, looked carefully around me, I needed to find a shelter for tonight, I looked slightly at my hand, seeing the point of damage that I did with the splinter, noticing that it had already healed, I just sighed and didn't give it any importance I didn't want to think about those things right now.

I heard the sound of a river in the distance, I nodded to myself and started walking in that direction, food can wait, but I wouldn't live without water for more than two days.

I looked around carefully, looking for any sign of imminent danger, my ears moved very slightly at any sound, my hand resting calmly on my little sword, I couldn't notice any danger, but that didn't make me lower my guard.

If I have discovered anything from my continual hunts, it is that the more peaceful it appears, the more dangerous it is.

I continued my walk towards the river, not finding anything, and that seemed strange to me, although I could see many destroyed trees, especially their branches, there were many without leaves, but the closer I got to the river, I could see that the trees began to turn Normal, with little damage.

When I got to the river, I could see some other animal drinking water, I could instantly notice a rabbit in front of me, drinking water, it seemed different from the ones I knew, but mostly the same, would I say a more athletic body? Human style.

I shook my head from those thoughts and approached the rabbit, little by little, it seemed too distracted drinking water, something abnormal I would say, but I didn't give it any importance, when I was behind it, my hand shot out and nailed it to the ground.

I instantly noticed how he was trying to fight, but knowing how rabbits' bodies are, I grabbed him from behind by the head, this way he couldn't do anything to stop me, I confirmed it when I picked him up and regardless of his jerks, he couldn't hurt me. or break free

I took him in spite of his screams, I began to walk along the river, looking for anything that could serve as shelter, in that, I saw a small waterfall, not very big, I would say that the water only falls 2 meters high, but having hope in fictional stories, I approached and looked behind the water, at first there seemed to be nothing, but I could notice that there was a kind of very small hole, I queued behind the water and looked at the hole, although it was small, it could happen.

I slipped into it, I instantly noticed that it was bigger inside, I would say that it is about 7 meters long and 4 meters wide, counting from the entrance.

Nodding to myself, I went outside with the rabbit, who had stopped fighting a while ago, I could see him looking around desperately, he seemed to be looking for a way out, I didn't give it much importance, I began to gather a lot of twigs, when I had enough, I gathered a few few for a campfire.

Look at the rabbit slightly, I will have to do everything with one hand.

I grabbed several dry leaves and put them under the twigs, surrounded the fire with stones to prevent the fire from spreading and finally, I took a twig from the group that I gathered and began to pass my sword through it, removing very small splinters, once I gathered a bit, piled it all up, looked around a bit and could easily spot a flint.

I grabbed it and with a stone, I began to hit it, getting several sparks, I did it until I noticed that the wood splinters began to catch fire, I grabbed the sheet on which I had rested it and put it under the fire, I began to blow , quickly increased the fire, where it expanded to the leaves that were there and finally, to the branches.

I fixed my gaze on the rabbit, he seemed to notice and started to fight again, I could see the panic settling on his face, I ground him hard and point my sword.

I could see how his face turned into horror and finally, in acceptance, I raised my arm, and when I was about to go down, I could see something in the rabbit's eyes, as if he saw his life pass before his eyes, I couldn't lower my arm , I was left hanging, staring at the rabbit.

I think I spent a whole minute looking at it, and after that time, I could see the rabbit shift its gaze to me, it seemed curious as to why I hadn't finished it yet, I stared at it, lips tight, before simply relaxing my arm and put it down, put the sword aside and look at the rabbit.

I picked him up and put him on his paws, “I can't”, I muttered and released him, honestly, I expected him to run away, but he stayed, looking at me curiously, I looked at him and gave him a sad smile, “Even if I'm hungry, I don't I can, I see too much intelligence in your eyes, I just can't kill anything intelligent”, I shook my head and fell on my swords.

I looked at the sky for a while, seeing how little by little night was approaching, I began to feel a few touches on my cheek, I turned my head and saw the rabbit, looking at me closely with its big eyes, I raised my hand and caressed its head, I could see how she leaned on my hand as she closed her eyes and relaxed.

A small smile appeared on my face, I caressed him for a while, seeing how he relaxed more and more at my touch, I just enjoyed every moment, his fur was really soft and pleasant to the touch, much more than the rabbits I knew.

I scratched the rabbit's chin and I could see how its paw began to hit the ground hard with pleasure, a giggle escaped me, it instantly opened its eyes and moved away from my touch, I thought I scared it, but I could see that it had pinked on his cheeks, I don't know how I would see it through the fur, but it almost looks like the fur is turning that color.

Considering what I know, “Shame? You don't have to, everyone enjoys a little TLC from time to time”, I said weakly, I could see him snort and look away, almost seeming to understand my words.

I just sighed and looked at the sky, “Can I ask you a question?”, talking to a rabbit, yes, I am definitely losing my sanity, in the corner of my eye, I could see him nodding, “Do you know what kind of meat I can eat? I don't want to eat anything smart if possible”, I turned my head to look at him, he looked at me for a few seconds before nodding and pointing to the side.

I looked where it was pointing and saw the river, at first I was confused, before I knew it, “fish”, I said and the rabbit nodded vigorously, after a few seconds, it hit my face with the palm of my hand, “why not I thought about the fucking fish?”, It's easy food and it's next to my new shelter, plus I have a damn river where I can get water, I have all my needs covered.

I looked at the rabbit and gave him a big smile, "Thank you", he just huffed and looked away embarrassed, I got up from the ground and approached the river, I could see that some fish were falling from the mini waterfall from time to time, that's what It gave me an idea, I took off all my lower clothes and got into the water, walk under the waterfall and wait, I didn't have to wait long for a fish to come directly to me, I grabbed it in the air and I got out of the water, with my food.

I had a smile that ran all over my face, just looking into the eyes of the fish, you can tell that they are absolutely the same as the ones I know.

I got out of the water, with the fish shaking violently, I didn't care, instantly, I pierced the fish with a stick from side to side and put it on the fire, I could see the rabbit on the side, eating a carrot, I raised an eyebrow, He saw me looking at his carrot curiously, he shrugged and pointed to the side, where there were some sprouts, I could tell instantly that they were carrots.

I nodded towards the rabbit and sat down, waiting for the fish to finish cooking, turning it from time to time, I also patted the rabbit, it really felt good to do it, if I remember correctly, there was a scientific study that said that our hands and fingers were very sensitive, so we felt pleasure when feeling things, hence the habit of stroking the fur of animals.

According to the example, if our finger were the size of the earth itself, we could individually feel each house, car and person, surely the animals too, the only thing we would not feel are very small insects.

I shook my head and looked at the sky, noticing that the sun was about to disappear and the moon was beginning to rise, when I noticed this, I could notice something very important, 'The moon and the sun, are they the same size? Not only that, it seemed that the sun looked bigger, much more, at least where I come from it looked smaller', curiosity was killing me, I wondered if the sun was closer now, was it bigger, or something for that matter. style, same with the moon.

I sighed and didn't give it more importance, it was obvious that I wasn't in the same world anymore, heck, maybe not even the same dimension, I took a look at the fish noticing that it wasn't missing much, I'll just have to eat it with my hands, having note that I do not have any type of cover.

I got up, approaching the fish, taking it out of the fire and cutting a part with my sword, I could tell that it was already there by the color of the meat, I went to where I was and sat down, began to eat, taking bites from time to time. When I was taking some thorn out of my mouth, I looked at the rabbit, I could see him looking in one direction, "Go", he directed his gaze towards me, "It seems that you have a home waiting for you, go, don't worry about me, I can manage by myself", He looked at me for a few moments before sighing and nodding.

I started running going in one direction, he stopped just when he was going to get lost in the trees and greeted me with his paw, before continuing on his way, I just continued eating, I already felt the rabbit's lack of presence, but I wouldn't let him It affected me, finishing eating, I put out the fire and went to the cave.

Once inside, I simply collapsed on the floor, today was a very stressful day and fatigue caught up with me quickly, falling asleep almost instantly.


I woke up with the singing of birds, for a moment I seemed to be back in my apartment in disrepair, but I quickly realized that the stone ceiling said something else, I sat up and looked around, realizing that I was still in the cave, 'It wasn't a dream', it was a thought, honestly, I don't know whether to be happy or sad because it wasn't a dream.

I got up slowly, while looking around me, making sure that my cave was safe, when I confirmed it, I just went to the exit, I was hungry and thirsty, when I went out, I drank water directly from the one that fell from the waterfall, even a drop fell fish that catches reflex.

I went to my campfire and prepared everything again, while the fish was cooking, I looked at my sword, I made sure that it was healthy, and when I verified that it was, I began to practice with it, if I am going to be exposed to many creatures Mortals, the best I can think of is to use the sword to defend myself.

I practiced as I could, considering that I didn't know anything, I had to create any use of the sword, at least I know one thing about them, flashy movements generally don't work more than in certain specific situations.

So rather than practicing big cuts, I practiced short movements, taking into account where I would be touching my sword, if it was the tip, I would move my sword in relation to the side of the point that I touched, to provoke a follow-through with my body, thus avoiding anything with which they hit me.

Note that this doesn't take into account objects that connect to the smaller part and then expand out of nowhere, like a table and its leg, if I were to say it, it's a move to use the opponent's find drive, and as long as you use something like a sword, club, spear, etc. If it were a deck, it would hurt me if I didn't set up the move to connect from the side of the deck.

And that was just one of the moves I came up with, I have no idea how useful it is, or if it's really useful, but it's a thought and I'll have to learn from trial and error.

I stopped my practice when I felt that enough time had passed, I checked the fish, noticing that it was already cooked, I started eating while checking around me, the smell could attract some predator, but for now, I wasn't seeing any.

Finishing eating, I threw the bones to one side, where the bones of yesterday's fish were, looking for something for a few seconds, when I saw it, I approached and ripped off one of the carrots, I looked at it from top to bottom, not Noticing nothing wrong, I went to the river to wash it.

When I was done I started to eat it, while munching on the carrot I went back to my sword and strapped it to my belt, making it easy to pull out but I would have to get some scabbard one way or another.

I started walking towards the forest, I needed to go through it to memorize it and have a good idea of the surroundings for anything.

I continued my exploration, leaving the occasional mark to identify the places without getting lost, when I thought I had covered about 1 kilometer around, I stopped and went back to my cave, once there, I began to use some branches and rocks to make tools like I could, something to start a fire with friction would help, I wonder if there are any cotton or jute plants around here, a bit of rope would help.


[Two weeks later]

I pressed my stomach hard on the branch that I was currently on, slowing down my breathing as much as I could, I really hoped that all this mud on my body would cover my smell, I saw how those wolves made of wood passed under me, when the Alpha arrived under me, I let myself fall, plunging my sword into its heart, where its core was located.

As I plunged my sword into it, I could see its glowing green eyes disappear and it became nothing more than dead wood, falling apart.

Before the others could act, I began to plunge my sword into the hearts of the closest ones, and cut off the legs of the furthest away, after just a few moments, I quickly walked away, before I was surrounded by the others.

In just one surprise attack, I was able to eliminate the strongest timber wolf, eliminate several more, and incapacitate the others, leaving me with only 4 more wolves to face that are at full capacity.

When the 4 of them tried to surround me to attack me, I didn't hesitate to go to the loneliest one, the same attempt to bite me to stop me, but I simply slipped across the ground and plunged my sword into his heart, took it out and withdrew, dodging another's jump, my hand moved quickly and with a movement of my sword, I was able to deflect the other to one side, the last one, who was running, I simply jumped him and plunged my sword into his heart.

I had to let go when the wolf's momentum continued and he took the sword, I had no problem with it, grabbing the iron tipped wooden spear that I had on my back, I followed my attack to the other wolves, they tried to attack me at the same time, but just avoid them by going to the side, causing them to crash into each other.

Taking advantage of the moment that they are together and poorly positioned, I plunged my spear into the heart of one, where it continued to the other wolf, impaling it to the ground, I withdrew to the left, avoiding that it could harm me with its claws, and precisely, I stayed next to it. of my sword

I grabbed her and threw her with all the strength of my arm, I could see her spin in the air, before going and nailing the heart of the one that was left, I could finally see how the last pair of green lights in her eyes went out, and there was nothing left but dead wood.

I got up and stretched, I could feel good, lifting the plant shirt I made, seeing many claw marks on my stomach, when I stopped stretching, a tooth mark could be seen on my neck.

I ignored everything and simply went to my sword and raised it, before adjusting it to my belt, one of the few things that remained of my clothes, I went to my spear, I grabbed it and laced it on my back, my backpack was one of the few things I had left undamaged.

I began to walk towards my cave, when something white stopped me, I blinked, somewhat surprised to see the same rabbit that I almost killed when it arrived in front of me, I could see it somewhat nervous, but quite determined.

In that, I heard a voice.

"Angel! Wait!" the voice was heard quite low, I don't know if it was because it was a touch far away, or because it spoke like that, but the fact that I heard another voice made me much more curious, after so long, I'll be talking to another human being.

I could see the bushes shake a bit, before what came out killed all my hope of human contact, since what came out was a bloody colorful pony.

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