"Firebase Crystal to Spotter," Shining said into the crystal. "Status."
"Empress Twilight's now on the dais," replied artillery spotter Trixie into her walkie crystal.
"Roger," Shining Armor replied from his position on the Crystal Castle balcony.
"She's shaking hooves with the cabinet and the leaders of parliament," came Trixie's voice. "She's not at the lectern yet."
Cadance took the walkie crystal from Shining. He fought to keep it, but her aura was too strong. "Does Twilight still look sexually frustrated?" Cadance asked.
"Roger," said Trixie. "She's got what appears to be copies of 'Pottery for Princesses' and 'The Rise and Fall of the Griffon Empire, Volume 1,' in her saddlebags."
"Oh, she's got it bad," Cadance replied. She returned the walkie crystal to Shining and then checked the massive strap-on dildo that hung under her torso. It was griffon-style, with the tapered tip, knobbed with catlike silicone spines, and a large knot at the bottom. The silicone balls in the false scrotum were the size of avocados.
Shining turned to the half-dozen Crystal Legion first-year officer-cadets. "Are you ready to serve the Empire and Equestria?"
"Sir yes sir!" they said, snapping to attention. The six mares were all as young as the academy would accept, nubile, and extremely athletic, among the best officer candidates the Empire had. They also smelled unbelievably horny, having been giving sexual potions an hour before. Two of them were crystal pegasi, two crystal unicorns, and two crystal earth ponies. The four non-pegasi had hang gliders strapped to their backs, and all six wore massive strap-on dildos, hanging puissant under their torsos, although theirs weren't as large or elaborate as Cadance's griff-on.
The dildos bobbed in the wind as the six cadets stood rigidly at attention.
"Twilight is at the lectern beginning her speech," Trixie crackled over the walkie crystal. "Ranging shot."
Shining turned to Officer-Cadet Lapis Moonlight, one of the unicorns. She approached the railing of the balcony, the giant dildo swinging to-and-fro under her trim, muscular belly.
"Up forty-nine degrees," Spike said from his spot in the corner with the slide rules, wind socks, barometers, and ouija boards. "Azimuth three left of straight. Velocity one hundred four."
"Forty nine up," Shining repeated, putting a hoof under Lapis Moonlight's chest and his other on her well-toned ass. He gave her pussy a quick sniff and a discreet lick. She tasted sweet and good. "Azimuth three left. Velocity one hundred four."
"Send it," Spike said with a nod.
"On the way!" Shining called into the walkie crystal. He heaved Lapis and she disappeared over the top of the Ministry Building, her hang glider flexing and her giant dildo flapping.
"Splash," came Trixie's spotter report. "You're long. She's in the audience and appears to have landed her dildo in one of the members of parliament's ass. Down thirty yards, left twenty."
Cadance took the crystal. "Is the MP a mare or stallion?"
"Stallion."
Cadance gave a little hoof-pump and "Yessss..."
Spike worked the slide rules, sweat rolling down his forehead. "Fifty four up, nine and a half azimuth, one hundred four velocity."
Emerald Tulip trotted up, her tail raised and pussy juice dripping down the insides of her thighs. This time, it was Cadance who leaned close and licked her pussy, then thwacked her giant floppy strap-on with a forehoof.
Shining picked her up. "Fifty four up, nine and a half right, velocity one hundred four. On the way!"
"No!" Spike shouted as Shining heaved the teenaged cadet. "Nine and a half left!"
But Tulip was already over the Ministry Building and arcing downward.
"Splash!" came Trixie's voice. "Range good, but you're one hundred right. Adjust one hundred left!"
"Target report!" Cadance demanded, licking her own nose, which had a bit of Tulip's juices still on it.
"She went through a window into the 'massage parlor'."
Cadance shrugged her wings and gave a little grin.
Spike glared at Shining. "Fifty four up, nine and a half left azimuth, one hundred four velocity."
Topaz Storm trotted up, grinning broadly and flicking her wings. "Watch your aim," she said. "My mom is the Minister of Education and sitting on the dais behind—"
"Fifty four up, nine and a half azimuth left, one hundred four velocity," Shining repeated and heaved Topaz over the horizon. "On the way!"
After the short wait, Trixie's voice crackled. "On azimuth, azimuth good, five down. Her dildo is down the Minister of the Interior's throat. The Minister of Education seems to have fainted."
Spike frowned as he worked the slide rule. He glanced at the windsock. "Wind's shifting. Fifty four up, nine and a quarter azimuth left, one hundred one velocity."
Peridot Pyrite, the second pegasus, stepped forward. Her pussy wasn't particularly juicy and she looked a little nervous. Cadance dug into her own saddlebags, lubed up a vibrating buttplug, and popped it into Pyrite's tight, puckered anus.
"Ma'am thank you ma'am!"
"Fifty four up, left nine and a quarter azimuth, one hundred one velocity," Shining said, and heaved. Pyrite's wings flared and she arced over the Ministry Building.
"Splash!" Trixie called. "On target, she's got her dong in Twilight's mouth! Fire for effect! Trixie, over and out. I need to rub off."
"Negative," Shining called and picked up Cadance. "Negative, Spotter. We need the report on the next salvo, then you can log off."
"Roger," Trixie gasped, the sounds of a hoof squelching against wet labia clear over the walkie circuit. "Okay, send it! I mean, her!"
Cadance and Shining kissed, then he heaved her over the Ministry Building. "On the way!"
"Splash," Trixie called. "Direct hit up Twilight's ass. Spotter, out."
"Good work, spotter. Firebase Crystal, out."
The remaining two cadets stared disappointedly at the ground.
"Don't worry," Shining said. "I have an idea."
"I'm outta here," Spike called, taking off at a run and disappearing around the corner, into the castle. "I need to find Gabby."
"Sir yes sir!" they called.
"You two, make a train," he said, his cock growing erect and even bigger than the two cadets' comically oversized dildos. "I'll be the caboose."
Author's Note
I apologize for nothing dot gif.
