Rude Awakening

"Hey,Eli, guess what...we mastered the maka...makanka...makankasa..."

""THE MAKANKASAPO!!" a dude from the crowd shouted, "HOLY SHIT, DBZ!"

"Yeah," Sweetie looked to the guy who said that in confusion, the guy tried to hide his head in his shoulders.

"Ah learned the Rasengahn." Apple boom added.

"As I learned the Kamehameha." Scottaloo grinned, "I can also fly...can do my own version of the Sonic Rainboom now."

"Really..." I smiled at her, "And to think you were once that little girl that couldn't fly at al, "Now you can do something only Rainbow Dash has done."

Knowledge, with my infinite love for fiction, I had managed to teach these ponies that I had grown close to...how to use it.

Even if it wasn't as strong with magic it still was something...I was still shocked that they found me to begin with...
I blinked, before I found myself face to face with my bride...Sunset.....
"H-hey babe..." I stammered slightly, her beautiful green eyes narrowed, "H-how are you-"

I was cut off when I was grabbed by my shirt and dragged into a breathtaking kiss. No words necessary, the passion in that kiss spoke for itself.

"Holy shit..." someone from the crowd muttered as the world was silent.

Once she broke she saw my dazed expression she smirked. "So long..." she muttered, tears were forming in her eyes as she tried to blink them away.

I looked at her, finally regaining my composure. "H-how long...." I shook my head....how did you...find me..."

"It was easy." Celestia smirked, "getting too you was the hard part."

I tilted my head in confusion, and she pointed to you, "You were always telling me about your world, always telling me about theroys..." She opened up her hands as a yellow aura surrounded her before vanishing. "Infinite Possibilities....and when you include magic," she closed her eyes and gave a chuckle, "Infinite becomes something more..."

She took a small step towards me, I could see it, the regret, the love. "You foolishly jumped in front of me from a coordinated attack from the embodiment of chaos..." She muttered, a hand resting on my cheek, I shuddered at the touch, "I couldn't save you from that..."

"Princess..."

"No Twilight..." Celestia muttered, "I had wanted to give you a chance to save the world. I wasn't taken to account the enemy that we face. The Embodiment of chaos is exactly what it is, chaos.... that power cannot be contained, it cannot be controlled, even if he thinks he can."

Twilight frowned.

"It was my fault you died..." a lone tear fell down her cheek, "It was my fault that you died..."

"Celestia..." my voice brought her to look at me in the eyes, "How long has this been inside you?"

She chuckled sourly, "Nine years..."

I froze, looking at Sunset who nodded solemnly I glanced back to the crusaders comparing there growth to when they were kids eager to learn.

I glanced to the crowd who was silent, looking at us like we were the best thing on tv. Some muttering Some whispering to eachother others just staring.

I turned to the presidents and the Ex Presidents. They noticed my gaze Biden nodded, his wife smiled, Obama had a contemplative look on his face. Trump was...to my surprise trump had no reaction towards it, he just raised an eyebrow.

"I've been dead for nine years huh." I said, "I apologize then for that, but did you really have to draw the attention of the entire world to find me?"

"Why...?"

"Well, it's just that although some people will listen, others people will not."

*BANG!"
Like lightning, Celestia raised her fingers and caught a bullet aiming straight to her head, she glanced at the bullet before narrowing her eyes at the opposing figure her eyes locked with the figure trying to hide into the crowd, a shiver shot down his spine once he locked his eyes with her.

She crushed the bullet like paste, but before she could do anything the attacker was apprehended by the authorities.

She looked at the crowd of people who was staring wide-eyed at what just happened, some stared in awe, others stared in fear, and many more stared at her with both.
She glanced back at me and raised her eyebrow.

"Like that?"

I nodded slowly, "Yeah."

She frowned at me, “you are upset.”

“Is it that obvious?” I snarked.

Celestia’s frowned deepened. I sighed, "I do not like the attention."

“Eli…”

“I don’t want the attention!” I shouted at her causing her to flinch, and those around me to blink in surprise even recoil back.
I took a deep breath.

“I am sorry for shouting." I said slowly,"but I do not want the attention, not like this..."

She quirked her eyebrow,"didn't you find the attention to be a luxary?"

I shook my head, "Not like this Tia, you don't understand..."

I was cut off by a pair of lips, I froze. The crowd gasped, some even whistled, others just stared.

A time in which seemed like forever passed by., I could feel the passion that she brought forth in the kiss; a soft hand arose to touch my cheek as she deepened the kiss, her tongue entering my mouth causing the both of us to moan slightly, as she started to explore every inch of my mouth.

After what felt like forever, a thing I didn't want to end. Celestia broke the kiss. Her heart soared at his dazed expression.

"Your right." she said softly,"I don't understand; so make me."

"Uwbuwah..." was all I could say...." causing her to giggle.

"Ladies and gentlemen?" a voice spoke interrupting our conversation.

The Cutie Mark Crusaiders and Sunset all gaurded me like they were afraid to let me go. Twilight and spike tensed as did the royal guards more so than before.

"All of us looked to see,, "President Biden." I did a quick salute. He smiled at me, "You've been through quite a lot kid."

"My threat is still there." Celestia warned. "Lay one finger on him and bye-bye to the sun."

I gave Celestia a 'what the actual fuck' look.

Biden took a glance at me. I saw this, glanced at him and I slowly nodded. His face paled. "I-I see...lord help us all.ahem well then, I assure you no harm will come upon him."

Celestia's eyes narrowed. Still upset that her conversation was interrupted, I reached out and put a hand on her shoulder. Her eyes softened slightly.

Biden smiled nervously, "I'd like to...on the behalf of America...no...on behalf of Humanity...I'd like to say to you...welcome to Earth."