Anon lay in his cripple chair, moaning about how unlucky he was to be paralyzed.

"Oh woah is me! My life has been taken from me! All hope is lost! Wheel me into the Everfree so my useless body may be devoured by animals of the forest. Then perhaps my death will have meaning and provide sustenance to the other participants of the great circle of life!" Anon bitched.

Then Twilight Sparkle Twilight sparkled her way into the room blinding Anon's dumb eyes, because fuck you.

"Anon, Anon, I just had a brilliant idea!"

"As brilliant as swallowing a live chicken?" Anon asked astonishingly.

"Even better!" sperged Twilight who began pacing around the room backwards while doing the moon walk, because fuck you. "I was thinking about how you're a useless cripple because Rainbow Dash shot you with lightining and-"

"She did WHAT!?" cried Anon.

"Shut up Anon, I'm being smart right now!" interrupted Twilight who was now standing on two legs and doing...that one dance from gangdam style, you know the one. Is that how you spell Gangdam style?asdflkajsdfsdfweri2r

"And I was thinking...why don't I just fix it with MAGIC!"

"OF course!" replied Anon while thinking of ball sacks BECAUSE FUCK YOU. "Why didn't we think of it B4!"

"I dunno, we must've been like totally retarded or something!" With that, Twilight lit up her horny horn horn and fixed all of anons problems with magic. Anon jumped up from his chair, totally healed.

"You did it Twilight! All my problems are solved!" cried Anon as he Wojacked all over the room, making quite the mess.

the end because fuck you

Author's Note

THE END, FOR REAL, OR IS IT? DUHN DUN DUN!