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Sven years ago...
“Hi love, did you get the milk and bird feed?”
“No, because I’m a rebel.” McEmo said as he posed as the wonderbolts did a flyby in his castle.
“Well then, Mr. Rebel. I want a divorce.”
DUN DA DUNNNN!!!
Teh preshent.
Gothic McEmo was McSad. Seven ears ago, Flootershai left him to be with the milk and bitd feed pone insted so dat they would nebvr starve the ptes ever again.
OH Fluttershi, :Gothi said as he cut his tail." Why didn' thee stay by mi sidele? we should have done what adults do bee hinds they closed doors as soon as we knew what that was@!\
But away from this tragic moment... Pips favorite princess ever, was raising the moon only to find...
"Siorendr Loona." Why can't they spell my name rite? Luna cried.
No," Celest said, they want the dog from that u-tube cartoon. Ahj yes so ti will be said Luna as she opened a portal to the moon to greet who wsa there. Greeatings an slutations my friends! An then syhe was lazered in the face.
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mean while...
Twilight Sparkle was wondering why the vampires in her? HBut lucky for us that's another proiblem for google to knaw. that Whaws when Fluttershy softly burst into the castle library! "Twilight! IT's an Emergency!
"A FRIENDSHIOP EMOGENCY!?" NO AN INVASIONG! Fullyershy ancered in almost a whiusper.
Ohn, well then it's not my problem, Twilight said as she tried to ge5t a book from a shelph and almost missed Spike but was glad to not have to feed him.
That's when they came into Ponyville and landed on Castle McEmo's soggy cardboard struckture. "WE ARE THE MAGNAPUSSIES! they said as they held their booms skits "AND WE HAVE Ruteuyed FOR FLEIHS AND OTHER WURLD DOMINATIOHN REZONZ! NOW NKEEL BEFOR WE TURN YOU OINTO THE SAME JELLY AS THE PURPLE DERG WE ONCE WERE FED!"
ANd so teh pons pannicked. as is customary.
THe magnapussies then fried out a shot over the stampoeed transforming Derpy into a jell-o mould so they could eated her up into themselves all like that they do.
Mayor mare then screamed and pulled out her hair and cried out because that hurted. NO NOT DERPY THE ENTERWEBS WILL BE ANGER! "sOMEPBNE DO SOMETHING?!":
tHEN raIUngbow Dash flew down from the sun, looking like the hearo that everyone needs but nopony wants. she then gavae mayor mare a sheet of paper with only one word.
No.
She then flew away up to the heavens as the choir played her out.
"What the hex was the point of that?" someone with too high of an I.Q. to be in this story said before dissappearing in a puff of logic.
That's when McEmo crawled out from under the shipo that the space cats came from. "Esuse me, but I'm the hero of this town!"
ANd nobody cared.
I Espected moar than that, he grumpled to hisself as he cast a spell to take care of the magnapuussoes. But was meat with the sound of a raspberry. "OH NO! MY magic is risty from nat using it for seven years.
HAHAHA the magnapussies always winner! Said the space cats and turned Gothic McEmo into ai art for the cover.
OH NO I'm Semi Realistic and has no wings or horn! McEmo said "Now I'll never get to see my chemical romance.
What does that hve to do with anything? somepny shouted:\
And so she dissappeared into a story by horizon to be better utilized by a better writer.
Suddenly, the greatand powerful trixie rode into town on the back of an ursa Mjölnir as an epic guitar riff played! (but only the guitar part at the begining. ignore benson.)
"BEHOLD YOUR NEW GOD OF THUNDQAR!:
Not so fast! and celseta appeared and then passed trixie a D20 "Roll for chaRISMA" She did, and got a nat1 and so the universe decided to un ursa Mjölnir her, and instead imbude these powers to GME. Because that's the way of this world.
and there was much applauding.
And so, withe teh pwoer of teh ursa Mjölnir McEmo greaw back his wings and horn and blasted out an energon bean at the magnapussies.
OooOhhh NooOoO they cried as they were thanos snapped out of existance. Everypone was silent, as they couldn't comprehend the amazingness of what had just hppaend.
McEmo looked at everypony and gave off a sigh before taking his usa Mjölnir and putting him in a pocket dimension.
The cheering ponies all celabrated for forty days and nigths, and whhen it was done, Applejaclk was all out ov apples to make into cider because it was all drank. Teh only oen not calibrating Was gothic McEmo. He was moping in his newly refurbished cardboard castle, now reenforced with a blue tarp and mop handle.
And a good thing for the tarp because with all of his moping and crying McEmo had resogged his castle. "No." he said in an epic action hearo voice. "I must do the right thing by her."
And so Gothic McEmo went to Twilight's castle where they were solving the friendship problem of fairylights vs LED lights. He burst in to correct them on that it's all about incadecent light5. They all then agreed, and took a Kit Kat break.
McEmo went to fluttershy and asked if she was happy being married to the seads guy, and she admitted that she wasn't really with the seeds pony. But did go on a date with Rarity. But that didn't work outy because she smells like the zoo.
Well," he said with a scowl, which was as close as he could manage to a smile. "You wanna, maybe come back home then?"
"You mean,"
"Yes, the animals are hungry, and Angle wont stop kicking me."
And so Fluttersy went homie with Gothic McEmo, and with tha happyness in his heart, McEmo brought back everypony that was killed by the Space Cats. and everypony lived Happyly forever more.
And Spike was still dead. Beacuse he;s nopt a pony.
The end.
Author's Note
And so it goes that this is the last time I will ever write this level of stupid. Maybe. No promises. Happy April the First, GET SOME SLEEP!
