The Tale of Comic Field

Twilight came to make an announcement, Canterlot citizens must come to the castle. Twilight addressed her subjects clearly. Rainbow Dash and the Wonderbolts behind her, along with many Royal Guards, with Comic to her right, and Spike to her left.

"Ponies of Equestria! I must address you differently than my usual happy and dorky self. An act of aggression by this terrorist organization known as the Dramatic Syndicate has done an act of aggression against Equestria and it's allies! On an island that appeared off the Equestrian Coast, they sent an assassin to kill me! Than they proceed to threaten us and shoot at a Hippogriffian ship! Queen Novo is outraged by this, we must get our alliance together, and make our first act of warfare together! Together, the Kingdom of Equestria, The Crystal Empire, The Commonwealth of New Mareland, Puerto Caballo, The Kingdom of Yakyakistan, the Republic of Griffonstone, the Kingdom of Hippogriffia, the United Dragon Isles, and the Changeling Kingdom must act against the aggressors! My guard, Comic, has made the right idea to mobilize the military. This is war. Equestria will emerge victorious!" She gave her speech, as everyone in unison shouts "GLORY TO EQUESTRIA!" The ponies cheer, they respected their Princess well. She has done her job well. Comic decides to join the Equestrian Army as a soldier, he thinks that it might've been them that killed his wife.

Meanwhile, within the Syndicate...

"My General...they did it. They declared war on us!" Said a soldier. The General laughs

"Great, now for phase 2..." He presses a button, a door opens up with these "Human" soldiers marching out.

"Yes, General Slait?" Asked them in unison.

"Go for the ponies, and their allies...they will learn the name...Aldeus Slait." He smiled sadistically, "I think it's time we toppled Equestria and it's precious little princess..."

Back in Equestria, about 4 months later, he was finished with Basic Training, and now is assigned to the Frontlines, to protect the Equestrian coast. They saw a few ships, which they sunk. General Shining Armor addressed his troops.

"Okay, guys, I've heard some rumors that the Syndicate signed a treaty with Wingbardy and Stalliongrad. Chances are that we are at an all out Equus war now. I've sent some ponies at the front lines, are you ready to make a great offensive towards the Anti-Equestria island?" Explained Shining, the Soldiers shout "YEAH!" They get onto the ships and blast through the wall, they get a little into the island, but are pushed back. A few ponies made it, but are all captured or killed. It was a great defeat for Equestria.

"Damn! Okay, Private Comic! You, Parts, and Sentry will be assigned to New Mareland! The Wingbardian Fascists might be making their mark towards it! Don't let me down, Private!" Comic saluted the General, he, Parts, and Sentry are all sent to New Mareland.

"Heh, hey Parts, your entire title is 'Private Parts', kinda funny" Said Comic. "and Sentry's first name is Flash, if you combine those together, it's Flash Private Parts" Comic starts snickering, they just roll their eyes. "What? We're about to go to the Frontlines of war, might as well brighten the mood a little, right?"

"You have a point there, Comic." Said Flash Sentry. They arrive, Rainbow Dash is there, as the General.

"Okay, my division, we must investigate this situation with Wingbardy. We will cross the border peacefully to see if this treaty had happened." Comic, Parts, and Flash agree to this. Rainbow leads the soldiers to Karthin, the capital, to investigate this. They knock on the Parliament door, and they go into Beakolini's office. Beakolini looked at them with a sharp eye.

"Well! Look-a what we have here! What do you weak ponies want?" The Fascist Prime Minister spoke with an Italian accent, because Wingbardy was essentially the Griffonian version of Italy. Comic, Parts, and Flash remained silent as General Dash went up.

"Are you working with the Dramatic Syndicate? Answer me, Fascist scum." She said angerly to Beakolini, Beakolini looked to the side for a second and chuckled.

"What? HA! They are-a stupid! They actually went against us too. Simply for the fact that we...have a King. That is one thing we have in common, Harmonist Snowflakes, is that the Syndicate is both your, and our enemies. But if you came expecting an alliance, than it's a big fat NO. We don't associate with Harmonic dumbasses." Beakolini explained, than laughed at the Unit. They were understandably offended, but what do you expect from a Fascist? They were relieved that New Mareland was safe from Wingbardy, for now at least. They went away, back to the motherland, to explain to Shining. Shining was relieved, but than thought about Stalliongrad.

"Stalliongrad has no King, Queen, Emperor, or Monarch of any kind...what if they sided with the Syndicate? You must go there as well." Explained Shining.

"Fair enough." Said Rainbow Dash, "Comic, you guard Twilight, how about you prove yourself to the Royal Army, and try leading Flash and Parts yourself?" Suggested Dash.

"Hmm...okay. I'll do it!" Comic salutes General Dash, and they went to Stalliongrad, Chairmare Altidiya stood before them in the Supreme Soviet. Altidiya spoke with a Russian-like accent.

"Privet. You ponies interested in joining Stalliongrad or...what?" She asked. Comic shook his head.

"Hell no. Celestia save the Princess. I want to ask something, are you associated with the Dramatica Syndicate?" Asked Comic. Altidiya looked offended at this question.

"What type of question is this?! OF COURSE NOT. They are against ponies. We are a nation of Ponies as well, we care about the Ponies of Equestria too. We may be against the Canterlot government, but if Ponies are in danger, than I care. You ask this because we are enemies? Why should we associate with such an organization. We do not associate with terrorists." The Chairmare explained. Comic looked surprised, but understood.

"Good point. Sorry to interrupt...whatever you're doing. I don't know what goes on up here in Stalliongrad, but what I do know is that I respect your views on the ponies of Equestria. At least you don't advocate for, idk, locking the Royal Family up into a bunker and killing them." Comic told, they exited the Supreme Soviet and went back and explained everything.

"Than it's just us and the Syndicate. Good. All the easier to destroy it." Said Rainbow Dash, "Usually I wouldn't advocate for something like that...but after some Pegasi flew over the island, we notice that there are very little settlements at all, no children, hell, barely any women. It's not a civilization...it's a terrorist hideout. One that must be destroyed." The other soldiers nodded in agreement.

However, the results of the war deemed tricky, as many Dramatic Terrorists attacked and bombed Equestria and it's allies. Around 2 Months later, the Wonderbolts, the Royal Navy, and the Army got ready to invade the island again, this time successful. With Twilight by his side, Comic shall help destroy the Syndicate once and for all! With Air and Naval superiority, they attacked the island again. This time, their leader, Aldeus Slait, came out clapping.

"How wonderful, little ponies. You managed to get past our first line of defense." Aldeus laughed, Comic was furious.

"Who the fuck are you, and why did you try to kill our princess?! Answer now, or I will skin you alive." He said.

"Oooh, how cute, 'skin me alive', adorable little pony. I am General Aldeus Slait. You may have a few questions, little ponies. First, what are we? Well, we're humans. I've studied your kind, Twilight, you've seen us before, right?" Twilight thought for a second, and remembered, it'd been awhile, but around 10 years ago, she indeed go through a portal and saw humans.

"Indeed, I've seen humans before. Haven't seen them in a long while though, not sense the Sirens, how have they been, 'General' Aldeus Slait?" She asked

"Haha. Nothing really, just normal high school bullshit. It's boring. Anyway, that assassin was my father. The reason I tried to kill Twilight, simply, because she is a Monarch. Monarchs are evil. In my world, many Monarchs have done terrible things, so I go around the universe and through time, killing Monarchs. On my planet, Earth, I set up this guy to overthrow the Shah of this country called Iran. That was me. As for your wife, Comic," Comic's eyes widen, "That was me. I killed her. You killed my father, so I killed your wife." Comic was devastated. He got pissed, and turned to the soldiers.

"Retreat."

"What?" Asked the puzzled soldiers.

"I SAID. FUCKING RETREAT." Said Comic, they went off the island. They went back to Canterlot, and Comic had a full-on mental breakdown. He was screaming, he was overwhelmed, the only thing that calmed him, was his son, who walked in, he calmed down a little at the sight of his son.

"What's wrong, daddy?" Comic looked at his son sadly.

"I know who killed your mother. He said many terrible things about the Princess, me and your mother...and I will fucking mutilate him." He said

"Daddy...I'm scared..." Said Manga.

"I-I'm sorry son. Go play in your room. I have to research something." Comic went into Twilight's room, "The mirror."

"What? What do you need, Comic?" Asked Twilight.

"That mirror portal that leads to Aldeus' dimension. I need it. I need to research about his world's Monarchies and culture." He said.

"Who will protect me?" Asked Twilight.

"The Prime Minister. Page Writer." He replied, Twilight nodded. Page Writer is a brown Earth Pony stallion, a colleague of Comic and his writing, he got into politics and became the Third Prime Minister of Equestria, after a short provisional term of Spike, and Jet Set as the first and second Prime Ministers. Comic calls Page Writer and tells him about it, Twilight tells him where the mirror is kept, and he departs, Page Writer comes to the door.

"Ah, my Prime Minister, I haven't seen you since that party. I've only seen you through your speeches. Anyway, you'll protect me, right?" She asked.

"Of course, your Majesty." He replied.

"Please, call me Twilight, we're friends!" She suggested.

"Okay than, Twilight...can I tell you something? I honestly think that this handling of the war is a little...violent. Can't we do it through more peaceful measures?" He asked.

"I appreciate your promotion of harmony, Page, but they killed an innocent wife and mother. They tried to kill me. They said many horrible things, they killed so many. That is unforgivable." She replied. Page Writer looked down for a second and sighed.

"Fair enough, I guess...I'll admit, Comic's been a bit violent lately though..." He replied

"He'll get over it eventually." She replied.

Meanwhile, in the Human World...

"Ugh, ew, this body is gross! What the hell even is this...this will take some getting used too. But anyway, I should get started. That looks like a school, they probably have some history books in there." He goes into the school, and goes into the school library, and the Human Cheerilee came to him.

"You're new here?" She asked.

"I'll cut to the chase, I am not human, I come from Equestria. I'm here on a strictly business only trip. I must know the history of your world's Monarchs. I am not here to star in a high school drama or anything, sorry if that's what you expected." He explained.

"Oh...alright than. You can look at that computer, it has Wikipedia and the such. Go ahead, stay as long as you need. I understand, your world might be at stake for the umpteenth time. That doesn't happen much here." She explained

"Sounds reaaaal boring, to be honest. Anyway, I'll go use it." He went on the computer, and researched all about the different Kingdoms and Empires of Earth. He researched for many hours, until around 2 AM. He printed out some certain revolutions, and regicides, and nodded, "Aldeus is wrong. There are some bad Monarchs, but alot of these guys sound like great symbols of their nations. Now, to return to Equestria...after I get a good nights rest..." Comic goes to sleep in a sleeping bag.

Meanwhile, at his house, Aldeus was there, disguised in a black robe, sensing and investigating Comic's house, to find out his weaknesses...than he sensing something. It was under the ground...once he dug underground, he discovers the Black Magic book...after reading it, he knew everything. He smiled sadistically, and took it back.

The next day, Comic went back to Equestria, and told Twilight everything about the books, and gave Twilight the list of regicides, and abolition of Monarchies in the Human World. She was shocked at especially the Russian, French, and the Persian one.

"Him doing this to Earth's Kings...he did all this?" She asked.

"Perhaps. He may haven't directly KILLED any of them, but my leading theory is that he led these ahem, 'revolutionaries' to their demise or abolition." He replied, "Now, we strike back at them!"

They go back to Dramatic Syndicate's base island, it is a similar situation, after the sacking, Aldeus was there again. He laughed, and looked at the Princess and her guard.

"You killed...so many people...even children...you're a monster. You are scum of the fucking Equus." Said Comic. Aldeus reaches into his pocket.

"Oh? Like a user of..." He pulls out the Dark Magic Book "...Black Magic is any better?" Twilight's eyes widen, than squint as she stares at Comic.

"Explain. Now." She said, Page Writer was also there, and shocked about what he had just learned.

"Y-you practice Dark Magic?" He asked, "...Answer the Princess. NOW." He replied.

"Look, I found that in dungeon a long time ago. I thought practicing it would benefit me..." He explained

"THAT'S why you've been so violent lately! You've been practicing magic that is heresy to Celestia! How..." Said Page Writer.

"Well, Comic, it's in the hands of Aldeus now..." She replied.

"I'm...s-sorry..." Comic starts sobbing on the floor.

"Also, I've read the minds of you all...Comic, want to learn something...interesting about the Princess?" He asked, Comic was confused, "She has twins." Comic and Page were surprised. Twilight looked down.

"Is this true, Twilight?" Asked Page. Twilight sighed.

"Look...it was awhile ago. About 3 years ago...I went to visit the Human World again. I went to the United States. Minnesota to be exact, and me and my friends of that world discovered this really...creepy guy, he called himself 'Jin'. This man at first was a charmer, I'll admit...he seduced me. He gave me this substance known as 'Marijuana'. I did some of it, and it is blurry, but I assume...we..." She sighed, "We had sex, okay? And the next morning, he left, and I was impregnated. I went back to Equestria, and 9 months later, I gave birth to the twins, in secret. I keep them in hiding because I don't want to tell Equestria about such a scandal. Only my friends now, and of course, I mother them in secret, Comic, when you don't see me around the castle or anywhere in Canterlot or Ponyville without a notice...that was why. They are a boy and a girl. I called them Sunshine and Moonlight respectively. There, I told them, Aldeus, I did, you happy now, you creep?" She explained the entire thing, in detail. Comic and Page were surprised, but proud that Twilight has heirs in the first place. Twilight was surprised by this reaction, but relieved. Aldeus just laughed.

"Hahaha! Now..." He throws a smoke bomb and disappears.

"I want to meet your heirs, Twilight." Said Comic, "Rainbow Dash informed me that there will be a garrison division here while we occupy this territory." Comic suggested, Twilight was fine with it, so they went back to Canterlot...