Chapters Friendship is Magic - Part 1
Author's Note
If someone asks about spelling errors or some mistake, remember I'm from Argentina. My story is of Spanish origin and I have to use google translator to be able to bring it here, so you know.
Friendship is Magic - Part 1
Saitama jumped from cloud to cloud as he followed the cyan mare that flew above the clouds towards a place she knew and called home, home sweet home, on the way they both talked about various topics: the pegasus. She told about her job cleaning the clouds, which shocked the hero, telling him that he was unemployed that he opted for the hero's career, surviving on what people gave him as thanks for saving them and buying food at super discounts.
-Wow, if you are a stingy-
-I'm not stingy, I'm just saver-
-Heh, whatever you say-
A few moments later they finally arrived at what literally looked like a house in the clouds, the "bald man" assumed it was his home and was surprised to see that it was made of clouds, something that would only be possible in a fantasy world... Or in a children's series, come on, these things there is not much logic that is respected. It's like that cartoon he saw as a child about a sea sponge and his star friend, in that series there were illogical things like bonfires under the sea.
-Wow this is amazing-
-Pff, obviously, only such a big house can be inhabited by someone as big as me and feel honored to live in it-
The new inhabitant of the house known as Saitama entered the place, seeing its interiors decorated to the taste of the rainbow mare, who smiled proudly, although she noticed that her new companion continued with the expressionless look from before as if hers were not a surprise... or if it was something common.
-While we're at it, what do you think about eating something?-
-Of course I'm starving- he was led to the kitchen where they ate cereal with milk since there was nothing else but that didn't bother our hero in the least -Hey Rapidash, by any chance right, Do you have any manga or console out there?-
-It's Rainbow Dash and I don't know what that is about manga or console-
-Internet? Television?– Asked somewhat desperate, the mare shook her head again causing the bald man to sigh with a depressing aura, he didn't have the greatest things that made him happy so he simply dropped his head into the container that still had milk *in less I have supermarket offers*
-Are you okay?- [Sounds of milk moving] -I'll take that as a yes-
The following days were normal for the duo, Rainbow Dash was going to do her job together with Saitama who was hired. How was that? Well, at one point the bald man saw that the clouds were forming for a rain and he did not want his suit that he had put out to dry to get wet again, so with a pat of his hands he dissolved all the clouds, leaving the mare with her jaw open. That was not expected, so he thought he would be good at that job as a cloud cleaner and was accepted as he showed them what he could do without the need for wings. Wings that he would later discover when he took off his suit and saw himself in the mirror, surprising him, with a little practice and the help of his partner he managed to fly easily.
-Now that you know how to fly, I challenge you to another race- she pointed with her hoof, which made our hero sigh.
-Why?- I ask a little irritated.
-Easy, from what I saw, you barely know how to fly like you barely know you have wings, which makes me understand that you only trained the legs but not the wings, so I think I'm superior to you in that area-
-OK- was the only answer from the "bald man" who went to the bathroom since he had to go alone, leaving the mare grumbling because of the little or almost no attention paid to her by her guest
-Saitama!- She bangs on the bathroom door -I won't take no for an answer! Get out of there!-
*What a annoying, this girl reminds me of Sonic* Saitama thought as he sat on the toilet with a thoughtful pose
After leaving the bathroom, he accepted the race because that way she would stop insisting, although she was afraid that if she won she would return with a rematch, for a moment she thought about letting herself win, but if she found out, she would not stop bothering him all day, he knew that his roommate was a proud person and letting herself win would hurt that pride so he went with """everything""".
-I've been practicing and improving since you defeated me and this time I'm sure I'll beat you- the goal of the race was the other end of the town known as Ponyville -on your marks... Ready... GOOOOOO!-
5 seconds later
The pegasus was on her knees on the ground, hitting him while cursing her opponent for reaching the finish line long before her and without making any effort. How the hell is she so fast if she was just starting to fly?! It was the question that she repeated in her head but without giving a clear answer. Other than that, they both seem to get along, more or less. What happens when you put two sloths together and put them to live in the same house? Well, you can already imagine the result, everything was going well or not counting that pink pony that always appeared every time I stepped on land.
-Please stop bothering-
-Oh, oh come on Saitama, I just want to invite you to a party I'm preparing for a pony that just arrived in Ponyville-
-Yes, you are so strange- he simply left there but that pink nuisance followed him from behind while he continued talking as if there was no end, irritating the "bald" more and more that at his super speed he left there alone again the mare that went in search of her -Seriously, that girl is a nuisance-
He kept walking until he bumped into his roommate accompanied by a light purple unicorn, with navy blue hair streaked with pink and purple with straight ends, similar to a bob (although she was now completely disheveled). She has purple eyes with two upward-curving eyelashes and her cutie mark is a six-pointed pink star and not only her but she was accompanied by a light purple baby dragon with green eyes, with a belly, chin and ears. pale green streaked with green spines running down back.
-I'm Twilight Sparkle, the princess sent me to see the weather-
-Yes yes, that's easy- she replied while she was lying on a cloud that she had used to clean the mud from having "cushioned" her fall -I'll do it in a second, as soon as I finish practicing-
-Practice? So that?-
-The Wonderbolts- he responded excitedly pointing to a poster with a promotional image of the aforementioned -they will perform at the celebration tomorrow- she jumps from the cloud doing spins in the air to sit on another cloud -and I'm going to show you my tricks-
-The Wonderbolts?-
-Yeah-
-The most talented in all of Equestria?- She asked as she raised one of her front paws.
-Exact-
-Pff, please- Rainbow Dash widened her eyes upon listening and making her pay attention -they won't accept a pegasus that doesn't keep the sky clear even for a day- this obviously offended the pegasus
-Hey, I could clear it in 10 seconds-
-Prove it- she gave him a challenging look that turned into one of astonishment just like the baby dragon's when seeing that that pegasus cleared all the clouds in 10 seconds as she said
-What did I tell you?- she descends, leaning on a bridge -10 seconds exactly, I never let Ponyville down- noticing that Twilight was still in her astonished state without moving a single muscle -haha, you should see the expression on your face haha- she was flying from behind her to get closer to her -you're funny Twilight-
-Yeah, she's pretty funny- Saitama commented, drawing the attention of the three who were watching him hold a shopping bag with various vegetables and fruits with her mouth.
-Ah, Saitama, that's you. Have you done the shopping yet?-
-Yeah, I found vegetables at a cheap price- he replied, showing him the contents of the bag, causing the pegasus to make a dissatisfied face.
-Why do you always buy cheap?- She understood that you were stingy but this is already being super stingy-
-I already told you that I'm not stingy, I'm a saver-
The unicorn next to the dragon finally came out of her shock to turn to see the pegasus who surprised them with her speed of flight arguing with what looked like a black skinned pony with brown eyes, horn, ears, fangs, etc. That caused surprise in both that they were where he was.
-Calm down Rainbow Trash, food is food- and as usual he said her name wrong making her angry
-It's Rainbow DASH! How hard is it for you to learn my name?!- She wasn't lying, this was the sixth or seventh time that he said her name wrong, sometimes she believed that he didn't forget and he did it on purpose to annoy her
-I already told you that I have met so many people that I am unable to remember their names or faces, it is a lot of work to do it if I am honest-
-By Celestia, you are lazier than me-
-Eh, excuse me, but what exactly are you?- The pony next to the dragon approached, observing the individual in front of them.
-I'm Saitama and I'm a hero for fun- they looked down noticing his hero outfit
-Hey? You are a hero? How about the comics?-
-Don't talk nonsense Spike, there is no pony or other living being that can develop some kind of crazy superpower, get bitten by a spider, bathe in garbage waste, etc. You would only die in a false and innocent belief of surviving and gaining some power- she rebuked him using logic and science in her words.
-Who said you need a power to be a hero?- He said surprising both of them, encouraging Spike
-See, Twilight? He understands-
-I would be delighted to continue listening to their conversation but I have to continue practicing for tonight- in a quick movement he makes a turn to fly out of there leaving the three
-Well, I have to go- just like his roommate he went in the same direction she went, only with a different destination, after a while walking for his misfortune he ran into that pony again rose that stood in front of him with a big smile -Now what?-
-I have a party to invite you to and it will be very very very very very fun- she jumped excitedly while our hero looked at him with a drop of sweat, he never thought he would meet someone so "lively"
-No, thanks-
-There will be free food- that stopped the baldhead from his walk that he turned to see her
-When is that party?- he asked with a smile, Saitama never said no to free food and Pinkie Pie had discovered that by writing it down in her head for when she throws him a party.
-Can you tell me exactly why did you ask me to bring all the bags in the house?- Rainbow Dash asked her roonmat who "sneakily" approached a table with food while looking from one side to the other confirming that no one was seeing him to immediately put the food in the bag, this action answered the question of the pegasus who crashed her hoof on her forehead -by Celestia, this can't be possible- she understood that she liked the free food, she understood that he was stingy but this It is already another level of stinginess, now it is a super super stingy (SSS).
-Everyone in position there is approaching- warned one of the ponies looking through the window approaching two ponies and the baby dragon
-We must take you to sleep- the door opens revealing a shadow of a pegasus holding something and then another one enters taking what she had on her hooves and taking her outside
-Yes yes that's what I'll do, good bye-
-Mhhh, what manners- chided a childish voice that clearly did not approve of what the other did
-Sorry Spike, I have to convince the princess that the prophecy is true and there is no time- that caught the attention of the "bald" who remembered that alien with whom I fought who told him about a prophecy, it will be that this will be the same as that one or it will be another one -I need solitude to study without those crazy ponies wanting to make friends- she turns his head noticing the lack of light in the place -Where is the light?- she asked when it turned on showing a large number of ponies inside startling to both
-Surprise!!!- all the ponies exclaimed happily while balloons and confetti fell
Meanwhile with Saitama, he was doing his thing without paying attention to the center of the party, he kept eating the food (the one that still hasn't been stolen or as he said "borrowing it") while behind him Rainbow Dash watched him verifying that he wasn't something other than food is stolen, our hero turned around noticing how she was looking at him, a not very pleasant look.
-Why are you looking at me like that?- he asked eating a cupcake
-Oh I don't know, maybe because you're literally stealing the food from the party in front of me, as if I were your accomplice!- she replied sarcastically while throwing the bags in front of the bald man who didn't take much importance
-I don't see anyone complaining-
-Why is nobody watching you dumbass!-
A little after several games, the party ended and the ponies withdrew since soon it would be the presentation of Princess Celestia, so they had to arrive as soon as possible to see and admire the magnificence of their highest authority that they adored and respected. Saitama would go home before leaving the bags.
-Okay, I'll leave this here- he leaves the bags on the table to order everything and see how they would fit in the refrigerator -Should I go? It sounds boring although I'm curious to see Princess Molestia, I don't think anything interesting will happen-
Friendship is Magic - Part 2
Saitama walked towards the place where the presentation of the monarch of all Equestria would be, the cyan pegasus that he has as a roommate told him a little about her, as the one in charge of moving the sun and the moon to give the day and night thing which surprised our hero who didn't think something like this was possible. He came out of his thoughts when he heard thunder inside the place, which confused him since there were no clouds in the sky, and then the door opened abruptly, letting out a night cloud and Rainbow Dash behind her with the intention of chasing her but she did not succeed at be faster losing it on the horizon.
-Come back here!- she stopped when she couldn't reach her to think something and say it -Darkness, eternal?-
-What was that?- asked our hero using his insect wings, standing next to him.
-T-That was- but before finishing the sentence she notices that purple pony that she met today running out of her next to her dragon riding her back -Where is she going?-
-Let's see, maybe she knows something-
-You're right, let's go- they both go back to the tree house that also works as a library, meanwhile she tells him what happened in there with an alicorn known as Nightmare Moon
-Wait for me!- A light orange earth pony with green eyes followed them from behind. Her long hair is blonde, with a slightly curly lock and the rest of her hair tied in a red ponytail. Her tail is also held in a red ponytail holder. She wears a tan cowboy hat at all times. Her cutie mark is three red apples with green stems
Once they arrived, they interrupted the door, entering by force, noticing that the purple pony, using the magic of her horn, was reading in various books that she threw everywhere, apparently her entrance did not take her out of her incessant search.
-How do I stop Nightmare Moon without the elements of harmony?!-
-And what are the elements of harmony?!- She asked angrily, facing her, hitting her face to face, she flies in front of her causing the unicorn to back off -And how did you know about Nightmare Moon, huh? Are you a spy?- Her tail is pulled, interrupting her interrogation
Saitama turned his head noticing that not only she was there but other ponies were with him, one was that pink pony that always annoyed him every time he stepped on the ground to go for her offers, he didn't know the others:
One was a light yellow pegasus with aquamarine eyes. She has long pink mane that curls at the ends and a tail that curls in a similar fashion. Her cutie marks are pink butterflies with an aquamarine body and pink wings. The other was a white unicorn with blue eyes and blue eyeshadow. She has purple and lavender hair with curls at each main end. Her cutie mark is three blue gems.
-Calm down girl, she's not a spy- she begins to walk towards the unicorn -but she knows what's going on, right Twilight?- Everyone, including our hero, looks at him expectantly for the answer that she would give to the question of the orange earth pony with a hat, she closes her eyes, tilting her head, answering her question.
-I read about Nightmare's prophecy, something called the elements of harmony are the only ones that will stop her- she opens her eyes looking at the moon that could be seen through one of the windows -but I don't know what they are or where they are or what What do they do- in that the voice of Pinkie Pie interrupts making everyone pay attention to her
-Elements of harmony, a helpful reference- she would be sent flying by Twilight to take the book, the pink pony would be caught by Saitama who was right where she was thrown -good catch-
-Ok- he releases Pinkie Pie, leaving her on the floor.
-How did you find it?!- She asked incredulously as she saw the title of the book
-I was in the E- she replied as she jumped as usual, Twilight sighed feeling silly for not thinking about it.
She with her magic takes the book opening it starting to read -there are 6 elements but 5 are known: Kindness, laughter, generosity, honesty and loyalty. The sixth is a mystery, it is said that the location of the 5 elements is in the old castle of the noble sisters- she read without realizing that they were spied on by a night cloud that upon hearing the location immediately withdrew in search of it. -located in what is now-
-The Everfree forest!- they all exclaimed shocked
They would all be in front of that dark forest, Saitama recognized it immediately since it was the place where he appeared after that attack that the remaining finger of GOD sent him, the first to dare to take a step forward was Pinkie Pie accompanied by her optimistic spirit always.
-Yeah! Walking- she is stopped by Twilight's voice
-Not so fast... Hey, I appreciate the offer, but I'd rather do this alone-
-Not that, sweetie, we'll let a friend of ours go to that place alone- as soon as she said the word friend, the purple unicorn put a strange expression on her face -we'll follow you like a candy apple-
*The way he talks about her is like a cowboy from one of those movies I usually watch with Genos* our hero thought as he went behind the ponies entering the Everfree forest
-Especially if there are apples there- Pinkie Pie looked at Twilight for a few seconds to speak again -What? They are delicious- I walk into the forest making the unicorn sigh also entering there
-So, no one had been here?-
-Not at all- replied the white unicorn.
-I do- replied the "bald" raising his paw a little, earning the attention of all who looked at him surprised except Twilight
-Hey! Were you in the Everfree Forest? And you never told me- exclaimed the cyan pegasus
-You didn't ask me, besides, what is special about this forest?-
-It's not natural- answered the earth pony with a cowboy hat -they say it doesn't work like Equestria-
-What does that mean?- Saitama and Twilight asked in unison, making them look at each other for a few seconds.
-Nobody knows- she exclaimed with a smile accompanied by a dark voice as if she were telling a horror story -Do you know why?- she asked as she slowly advanced step by step.
-Stop Rainbow-
-Because of all those who have come here, none have come back!!!- once said that and the ponies were startled, the cliff where they were broke, letting the ponies fall without wings -Fluttershy, Go!- ordered the pegasus going at high speed with her friends
-How scary, how scary!- She went behind her to help but both of them, to her surprise, realized that her friends were no longer falling down the ravine but were already on the ground safe and sound -W-What happened? A few seconds ago they were falling but now they are on the ground-
-That fool beat us to it- she answered, referring to Saitama who at super speed took all the mares and left them on the ground
-Are you alright?- asked the hero as the girls recovered.
-Y-Yes, we're fine, what happened?-
-I just saved them is everything- he answered without much importance scratching his cheek with his paw, after that they continued on their way while chatting until his path is interrupted by a roar of a beast -Eh?-
-A Manticore!-
DISASTER LEVEL: TIGER
-I didn't know there were Kaijin here too- our hero addressed him to do what he does best
-We have to pass it on- Twilight exclaimed determined while Fluttershy looked worried
The manticore jumps trying to hit the white unicorn but she manages to dodge it to hit him in the face using her two hind legs like a horse would when he feels threatened, that blow made him back a little.
-Take that, you ruffian!- She exclaimed with a smile, even though in response the manticore roared at her causing her hairstyle to be disheveled -my hairstyle- the beast growled, scaring her, causing her to back off
-Hey- the manticore paid attention to Saitama who had called him, he was in front of him, he roared but to his surprise he kept looking at him with boredom -Are you done?- the beast, seeing that he would not be intimidated by his roar, decided to attack him but...
BOOM!
One Punch, a single Punch was enough to make the poor manticore's body fly into thousands of pieces, scattering his organs and blood all over the place, staining him a bit, he sighed looking at his fist turned into a helmet when he got here. Another kaijin killed in one punch, he thought as he wiped away the blood.
-Well let's continue- he exclaimed with his typical tone of voice full of monotony, even though a few steps later he realized that the girls weren't following him -Huh? What's wrong with them? Why those faces?- he ask, looking at the faces of horror and disgust of the mares that were looking at the disgusting scene of guts and blood scattered on the ground -Aren't we going to go get The elements of Harness?-
-H-H-H-How?-The almost audible voice of the unicorn showed that he still had not fully recovered from the shock
-Well, one punch- he replied without much importance, surprising the mares even more because of the normal and carefree way that he responded as if what he had done was already done before, in that he receives a slap that obviously did not hurt, I look at what it was the other yellow pegasus who was looking at him angrily while crying
-WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?!- The shy yellow pony yelled, standing in front of him, burning with rage.
-He attacked the white girl and he was a Kaijin- he replied without being perturbed by his screams
-White girl?! My name is Rarity!- Saitama looked at him causing him to get scared and run to hide behind a tree
-Why are you acting so normal?! Have you done this before?!- Rainbow Dash confronted him furiously, hitting her forehead with his
-Ehhh, yes, why?- That simple answer left the mares blank when they knew that this manticore was not his first victim but one of the bunch
-Y-You Murderer- the pegasus backed away scared
-Murderer? What do you mean?- the girls would just run away, fleeing from Saitama thinking that they would be the next to die in their hoofs -Where are they going?... Oh, I got it- our hero later realized that he already he wasn't in her world so he didn't believe that Kaijin would kill each other here as if it were in her world or they simply saw a murder for the first time, although he would also realize something -oh shit, Ditzy Dash will kick me out if I don't explain- said this he went after them
As he continued walking, he entered a part of the forest where everything was completely dark, walking without seeing anything, oh well, that was until the light returned as if he turned on a switch, leaving the hero confused, who did not care and continued until he reached a turbulent river, I just jump to the other side without much trouble. After a while he finally sees in the distance that abandoned castle of the noble sisters, which is separated because the bridge that joins both ends is broken, preventing the passage but we are talking about Saitama, he jumped again reaching the other end to then enter the castle.
-This place is completely abandoned- see what looks like a statue, fountain, decoration, whatever. There were some round rocks on the, legs? -Will it be these?-
-Hey! What are you doing here?!- Saitama turns around running into the girls who finally arrived at the castle
-Ah it's you, hey Twonight, are these the elements of Harness?- I ask earning a disgusted face from the girls
-Her name is Twilight!- corrected the cowgirl
-They are the elements of harmony and you better let them go!- Twilight pointed her horn at him, trying to sound and look threatening to try to intimidate him, but our hero didn't flinch.
-Fine- he left the stones on the ground -Now what?- in that the night mist that he saw coming out of Celestia's presentation surrounds him forming a whirlwind making the stones levitate
-The elements!- I try to jump to try to rescue them but Saitama came forward, crashing their hooves like applause, they shoot a shockwave that disperses the fog, apart from sending the girls who collided with the walls of the place flying -Ouch, that hurt-
DISASTER LEVEL: DRAGON
-Oh, you must be Mightmare Doom-
-It's Nightmare Moon, idiot. It seems that disrespect abounds here- the villain makes her horn shine using her magic to levitate the stones and put them on her side to let them fall to the ground and with a stomp on the ground she destroys them, causing her to laugh -little naives, did you think what would beat me? Now they will never see the princess or the sun- her crin and tail rise as if they had no end -the night will last forever!- laughing like a villain even though she hears a noise that takes her out of her evil laughter realizing that it was Saitama who was yawning
-I'm so sleepy-
*This guy* she also witnessed how he made the manticore explode with a single punch, he definitely wasn't normal, he was pretty strong, maybe he can take advantage of this -Hey kid, I notice you're pretty strong, wouldn't you like join me? I promise you power and much prestige. It would be a shame for someone like you to go to waste, HAHAHAHAHA-
-Uhhh no, I'm a good boy. Besides, I'm quite sleepy so I'll have to defeat you to go to sleep- this statement made the villain laugh
-Defeat me?! You don't know who I am?! I am Nightmare Moon, I am]
-Yes yes whatever, the king of the deep sea, the conqueror of the universe, the hunter of heroes, believe me I've heard this kind of silly speeches before and they are super boring I don't know why the bad guys like chatter so much, I'm not interested in you as an opponent, I'll just defeat you and that's it-
BOOM!
Fed up with so much disrespect, I point her horn at her, shooting a powerful magical beam that the girls had to dodge so that it does not hit them.
-S-She killed him- exclaimed the pink pony scared to see another murder
-Look ponies, this happens to those fools who dare to challenge me or treat me less- the dust dissolves to everyone's utter surprise Saitama could be seen right there without a scratch
-Geez, I hope this isn't too long-
-I-Impossible, that attack must have killed you- she exclaimed totally surprised, Saitama went to her so she shot another more powerful magic beam but her opponent with a simple punch of her hoof manages to deflect it, increasing everyone's astonishment -th-this isn't It may be possible- this time she shot several bursts of magic balls impacting on him causing a large cloud of dust that when dispersed you could see the still unharmed hero
-H-How does it resist Nightmare Moon's attacks?-
-It's very strong-
-It is so cool-
Nightmare Moon rise into the sky to attack again, this time he charged magic in one of his legs, shooting a kind of waves that Saitama simply dodged without any problem, the villain's fury was remarkable when she saw that that guy didn't even do something for attack, her as if it were not a challenge for him, so he reloaded magic in his hoof and launched to him.
-DIE!- Shouted the villain impacting her hoof on our hero's face raising a large amount of dust blinding the girls who couldn't see anything
-What "cough" happened?-
-No "cough" I see nothing "cough"-
-My hair "cough" will get dirty "cough" with this powder-
Rainbow Dash would be in charge of dispersing the dust, revealing to everyone's surprise that Saitama had received the villain's full blow but it did not affect him in the least, he was still in the same place and Nightmare Moon with a face of not believing what they saw his eyes.
-H-How i-is this possible?- The mare backed away noticing a great pain in the hoof that she used to hit her enemy, realizing that the injured end was her and not him -W-Who are you you?-
-I'm Saitama and I'm a hero for fun-
-A hero?-
-Are you finished or will you continue with this senseless nonsense?- Our hero notices that his opponent's body trembles while he hears murmurs as if she wanted to say something but doesn't dare -What's wrong? You wanna tell me something?-
-AHHHHHHH!!!- she shot into the sky between screams of rage and frustration, to stop once she was high enough
-I AM NIGHTMARE MOON AND I WILL NOT BE DEFEAT BY AN IDIOT IN A CHEAP HERO SUIT!!!- His horn shines with great intensity causing a great light while thunder and lightning fell incessantly -ALL MY CONCENTRATED MAGIC IN A SINGLE ATTACK, SENDING YOU, THIS CASTLE AND YOUR STUPID FRIENDS DIRECTLY TO TARTARUS!!!-
-WHAT?!- They all yelled scared, except our hero
-I feel a dejavu- our hero commented that he felt that he had already gone through a similar situation
-TAKE THIS!!!-
She pointed in his direction firing the colossal magic attack towards our hero who was standing still looking at the attack which he would prepare to hit.
-Killer Move: Soft Series, Soft Punch-
Throwing the punch, it collided with the magical attack, splitting it in half and also sending a current of air that would impact the villain, sending her flying, falling to the ground completely knocked out.
-Wh-what happened? Are we already dead?- Rarity slowly opened her eyes, realizing that they were still in the abandoned castle.
-H-He H-He s-split i-it in ha-half- all the girls had their jaws on the ground completely blank when they saw that this individual managed to destroy the most powerful attack of Nightmare Moon who was the sister of their monarch and the most powerful pony, she read that only the elements could defeat her. But he with a simple punch destroyed her attack and the air that shot sent her flying, falling knocked out -W-Who is he?-
-I think I restrained myself enough not to kill her, so they won't get worse with me- he turned around to retire and go to sleep since he was very sleepy, even though he noticed something and it was the sun that was rising *Is it daytime so fast?* our hero thought even though he realized something making a face of Panic -OH SHIT!!!- he exclaimed, calling the attention of the girls who didn't know why he had become like that -THE OFFERS!!!- he had completely forgotten that tomorrow is the offer of tomatoes
He got ready to fly when a light came on revealing a white alicorn with mane and tail made up of 4 colors: light blue, green, light blue and pink, his Cutie Mark was a sun. She was none other than Princess Celestia, this surprised the ponies who bowed in reverence except for Twilight.
-Princess Celestia- she went towards her very happy to see her
-Twilight Sparkle- she put her head on her back, which was strange for the baldhead who thought that they were hugging like that or something like that -my faithful student- I raised her head -I knew you would make it-
-But you told me it was just a legend-
-I told you that you should make friends, that's all- she replied, raising a paw to look at the girls -I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon and I knew that you had the internal magic to win-
-Yes, about that- Twilight interrupted him, earning Celestia's attention -I wasn't the one who defeated Nightmare Moon- that surprised and confused the princess
-Wasn't it you?- her student shook her head, she looked at her friends who also shook their heads, in that she realized something *the elements are still stones* to clear up any doubts she decided to ask -if it wasn't you, who was it?- they all pointed in a direction pointing to Saitama who was calm
*That must be the princess that was being talked about so much* he thought without being surprised at all, so he decided to go over to talk to her *maybe she knows how to make me go back to my world*
-Did you defeat my sister?- asked the incredulous princess
-Sister?- the girls asked.
-Yeah, it wasn't that strong- he replied with his typical bored tone, which surprised Celestia who looked around seeing Nightmare Moon on the ground knocked out, she turned her gaze to Saitama who was completely unharmed.
*Wasn't he that strong?* Twilight thought, not believing it, but with the sight of her strength it made him seem that way.
-Hey, by the way- before he can continue, is interrupted with a sound of gasping and groans of pain, gaining everyone's attention, realizing that it was Nightmare Moon who was finally waking up, barely getting up *wow, he recovered faster than I thought*
-H-How is p-possible? H-he defeat me- his legs trembled and finally gave way, falling to the floor
-Princess Luna- Celestia approached her worried
-Don't come close, go away!- she yelled at him with the strength she had left -i hate you!-
-Why do you hate your sister?- asked our hero earning a look of hatred and anger from the villain
-Bastard! If you hadn't intervened, I would have achieved my goal!- she tried to shine his horn to attack him but his horn didn't work -shit-
-That's not vocabulary for a princess- Celestia scolded with a disapproving look.
-I speak as I want!-
*But how vulgar*
-I am Nightmare Moon, I am like a deity, my power is superior even to my sister's and a simple fool in a hero outfit defeat me like nothing-
-Well, you're too weak to be a deity- that angered the villain who simply grunted, grinding her teeth -I don't understand and I'm not interested because you have a grudge against your sister, if you have a problem just talk to her-
-Shut up! An idiot like you would never understand!- Motivated by her anger, she managed to get up, which scared the girls who stood behind Celestia, she stared at the hero who didn't even flinch -Do you have any idea what it's like to live in your big sister's shadow for so long?" To always be second, to always be outshone, to always be mom and dad's favorite, that everyone likes the sun better than the moon, to be everyone's favorite and me always relegated to the background, do you know how that feels?-
-Luna, understand that I]
-And just because of that you did all this villain tantrum?- they all pay attention to our hero
-Tantrum?! What the fuck are you talking about, idiot?!-
-First of all, don't take it out on your sister, she wasn't to blame for your parents' preference for being her favorite. Didn't it cross your mind to talk about it with them or your sister? Make them understand her mistake and how you felt. Second, it's true that ponies like the sun more than the moon but that's no reason to be a villain, it's too silly a reason. Many may not appreciate it but that does not mean that they do not like it, the fact that you have done all this will only make them fear the night and you, giving you the opposite results of what you were looking for at first. That's why I think your goal is foolish. Also, you have not thought about all the ponies, animals and plants that would be harmed, the sun is vital for all living beings, day and night are different things but at the same time the same, they are there and if you remove one there is no balance , One can not exist without the other. Was that what you wanted? You wanted to achieve your goal at any cost if it meant the suffering and possible death of millions. Did you really want that?-
-...-
-You know... You and your sister remind me of two sisters I know who have the same problem, one overprotects the other and that caused anger and a feeling of inferiority like you. But the difference between the two is that despite the anger she feels for her sister. She still loves her and cares about her, you and your sister may have their problems but everyone has them and especially the brothers, but despite everything, even when one hates the other, they will always love each other and take care of each other-
-S-She exiled me for a thousand years on the moon away from my home, my kingdom and my subjects-
-And you haven't started to think that perhaps, I don't know. That she felt guilty for not being able to save her sister and having to expel her to the Moon to prevent her from causing damage or hurting someone, you are very selfish just thinking about yourself and not understanding your sister and only blaming her- the alicorn of the night he did not answer and only lowered his head -Well? Will you get out of your melancholy or will you continue there feeling sorry for yourself blaming the rest of your pain?-
The villain's body fractured, falling apart showing an alicorn smaller than the princess, she was the true princess Luna who was embarrassed and repentant for everything she caused.
-Princess Luna, I didn't see you like this 1000 years ago- she just closed her eyes thinking that she would punish him, Celestia stands up to her sister -it's time to forget the differences, we must reign together little sister- she stands up -Will you accept my friendship- the girls paid attention to a response, leaning a little, although Pinkie leaned too much, falling down.
-I'm sorry!- She went through tears to her sister -I miss you dear sister-
-I missed you too- Celestia also cried resting her head on her sister's
Pinkie wiped her nose with a handkerchief while she cried because of the emotional reconciliation of the sisters, even though a few seconds later she calmed down.
-Hey, do you know what we need?-
-Uhhh, a party?-
-A party!- she threw confetti
After that, as Pinkie said: there was a party for the return of Princess Luna, everyone knelt before her showing that they welcomed her with open hooves, that made her happy. Even though one that wasn't entirely happy was Twilight to which the princess addresses her.
-Why so sad my faithful student? Aren't you happy that Equestria is fine and that you're going back to your studies in Canterlot?-
-That is why, when I understood the beauty of having friends, I must leave them-
-Spike, take note- the dragon took out a paper and a pen from Judas knows where -I Princess Celestia decree today that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle has a new mission for Equestria, she must continue studying the magic of friendship, she must report her findings from her new home in Ponyville- the girls approach her to congratulate her
-Thank you princess Celestia, I will study with more intensity-
Everyone celebrated for a long time while Saitama just watched the scene trying to find the food, when the party ended he set out to look for Rainbow Dash to explain to her about the manticore issue even though he ended up running into the princesses who apparently they wanted to talk to him.
-Ah, it's you-
-Yes, it's us, I come to thank you for saving my sister from the dark path-
-Yes, I am very grateful to you hero-
-No problem, haven't you seen a cyan pony with rainbow hair?-
-I'm here, genius- she landed in front of him, looking not very friendly
-Ah, you're here, I want to talk to you about what happened in the forest-
-We are also here for that- Saitama turned to see the princess who showed herself to be serious -the girls told me about your act against the manticore, is that true?- Saitama sighed, now the princess and her sister knew. They were going to question him about his actions, so he had no choice but to be honest and pray that they don't kick him out. Our hero nodded to the ruler's question -I want you to answer me, why?-
-Well, that Kaijin attacked us and surely you would say that this is not a valid reason to kill him. But the thing is that where I come from, killing these types of creatures is normal, all the heroes do it- This revelation echoed in the minds of those present. Is there really a place where it is normal to kill creatures? The girls whispered to each other while the royal sisters looked at each other
-Wait, you mean there are more heroes like you out there? And what do creatures kill?- asked Luna
-I am part of the association of heroes where other people work as heroes to defend the citizens of the kaijin that usually cause death and destruction where they plant the eye, people usually support us to end the kaijin- As if the above were not enough, now they find out that the citizens, instead of being against, agree and support the heroes to mercilessly take lives
-And where do you come from?- asked the princess, trying to change the subject
-I'm from Z City-
-Z City? I never heard of that place, though in these thousand years that I was out there it was formed. What do you say Tia?- she look at her sister who shook her head.
-I'm sorry Luna, but I don't know that place either-
-Look princess, I'm not a bad guy or I want to kill everyone who crosses my path, I'm just a hero for fun- Celestia analyzed Saitama's words, trying to find some lie or malicious intent but there was none of that in her words or in her actions. She was meditating on her response, she sighed to communicate her verdict
-Listen Saitama, maybe for you where you come from that is something normal but here it is not, killing is prohibited no matter what, it is wrong and should not be done. For this I would lock you up but with your strength capable of defeating my sister a cell would not be enough, so I will give you a warning and a punishment: I do not want to find out that you have killed someone again regardless of whether it is a monster or not and as a punishment You will have to do community service and help in everything that is asked of you. Understood?-
-Yes, princess-
-B-But princess- Rainbow Dash tried to object but she was silenced by the princess who interrupted her
-I understand your reaction, young subject, but he tells the truth, I don't feel any kind of evil energy, that he has bad intentions or is lying. Just so you know Saitama, I feel that you are telling the truth, I see in you a good pony with an honest heart that must learn the value of mercy before different individuals. Do you understand?-
-Yes, princess- he replied, already wanting to go home to rest.
-Can I ask you a question- Luna raised her paw
-What?- he replied, already starting to get irritated.
-How are you so strong?- that question caught the attention of all who were quite curious as to how Saitama got that strength
-Well, I don't know whether to tell you since nobody believes me when I tell them- he scratched his head remembering when he told Genos and the scientist from the house of devolution
-Tell us please- she approached him.
-I want to know too- Twilight also approached as she took out a piece of paper and a pen. Saitama stared at them while the others waited for his response
-Do you want to know?... Well, listen too- he look at the girls who became attentive when they saw the serious face of the hero
*Will he say it? The secret of her amazing speed and strength* thought Rainbow Dash surprised paying attention
-Ok, listen... First what matters is to make sure you comply with this training regimen- that left the girls surprised
*Wait, without magic or some amulet of power, just training?* thought the princess's student, incredulous that this strength can only be obtained only by training
*What training?*
-Listen, what you have to do, no matter how hard it is, it took me 3 years to get this strong-
With 100 push-ups, 100 squats and 100 sit-ups!!!
And then run 10 kilometers and do it every single day!!!
And of course make sure you eat three times a day, with a plate in the morning is fine.
But never use the air conditioning in summer or heating in winter so you strengthen your mind.
At first they wish they were dead and maybe they think: What if I took the day? But for me, if I wanted to become a great hero even if I spit blood, I would never stop so I became stronger and accepted the pain.
I did squats even when my legs couldn't move.
Even when my arms were making strange noises I kept doing push-ups.
A year and a half later I began to notice differences.
I got bald.
But I was already stronger... In other words you have to train a lot to the point where you go bald, that's the only way to be truly strong.
Everyone has the power.
To improve themselves.
he finished telling them about his training regimen while striking a heroic pose.
*B-But what did he say?*
*Are you serious?*
-Saitama- the cyan Pegasus murmured -that's... Stupid!- our hero was not surprised since he expected that answer -That's nothing more than ordinary training! And it's not even that intense, it's basic level! Your true secret, say it!-
-Hey sugar cube, you don't need to lie to us, we are trustworthy-
-It's true, we won't tell anyone, it's a Pinkie promise-
-Listen Rainbow Dash, girls- the Pegasus was surprised that he finally said his name correctly -maybe you won't believe me. But it's what I did, that's why I told them that they weren't going to believe me- they all remained silent without knowing what to answer
Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter. -Hey Saitama- the aforementioned looked at the unicorn that had called him -Can I ask you a question? I'm curious about something-
-What do you want to ask me?-
-Can you use magic? because you have a horn just like unicorns-
-No, I don't think I have that magic- he replied, yawning a little -and how do you do it?-
-Well, unicorns are the only ones that have the ability to control magic at will through their horn- points to her horn -a common ability among unicorns is the use of telekinesis to levitate or move objects- Twilight's horn is surrounded by a magenta aura, using his magic he lifts up in the air a couple of books she was reading before and then lowers them down -the ability to use or conjure other spells varies widely and sometimes depends on the special talent of the unicorn. Magic requires concentration and effort-
*Will I be able to use magic? I don't lose anything by trying* he closed her eyes concentrating on him horn and tried to use magic
Twilight looked at him intrigued by what he was doing, before she could ask, she noticed that something was happening with Saitama's horn and it began to sizzle and then she was surrounded by a reddish aura the same shade as his gloves, although then disappeared.
-Ah, it seems that it did not work-
-You're wrong- Saitama looked at her confused -I saw how your horn lit up, so if you must have magic you just didn't know it-
-Cool-
-What do you think if we go out to practice- she proposed with a smile since with this she would be able to investigate and discover more about his non-pony guest.
-It's alright, it's better than being bored in here-
Once outside he made him practice lifting various objects, from the smallest like pebbles to something a little bigger like a barrel, at first he made the stones explode as soon as he lifted them but with a little more concentration and help from Twilight he managed to contain himself and raise objects without making them explode.
-Wow Saitama, you surprised me, you achieved the basics of magic quite quickly- she wrote everything down on a sheet detailing the progress of him "student"
-Thank you, what's next?- Before she can answer, a big noise could be heard accompanied by a slight earthquake -What is that?-
Rainbow Dash flies to get to a considerable height to see what was happening, she saw in the distance how something was approaching, and seconds later she realized what was causing all this, so she screamed to warn the other ponies.
-Stampede!!!- and she wasn't wrong since was a stampede of cows heading to Ponyville
All the ponies ran away scared looking for refuge, those who were already at home closed doors and windows to protect themselves, the only one who didn't look worried was Pinkie Pie who vibrated to the rhythm of the earthquake.
-Haha, l i s t e n t o t h i s i t m a k e s m y v o i c e s o u n d f u n n y-
-Pinkie Pie! You are crazy?! Run!- the unicorn ran away even though she noticed that Saitama stood still without moving -Don't stay there!-
-Calm down everyone, there's no reason to be alarmed!- exclaimed an Earth pony with glasses who was trying to calm the ponies without much success, to which Rarity approached her
-But mayor, what should we do?- She asked, putting a paw on her face, adopting a dramatic pose
-Look there!- Rainbow Dash pointed her paw at what everyone looked to see what it was about
It could see none other than Applejack who was running next to the cows next to a caramel brown dog with white spots with black eyes, the girls were happy since they knew that their friend could solve this problem, the cowgirl ordered her pet to go to the other side, she barked in affirmation to go to the other end togheter the cows. Rarity turned her head, closing her eyes, while Pinkie Pie took out some popcorn to enjoy the show.
-It's the best rodeo show I've ever seen- she buried his mouth eating his popcorn while Twilight and Saitama stared at her
The cows kept running almost reaching the bridge that served to enter Ponyville.
-Come on little animals- she jumped hitting one of the cows -turn around!- immediately afterward she whistled to his pet -Winona, take them- the dog jumped landing on the back of one of the cows to go jumping on one of the cows one until reaching the front of all, Applejack would do the same landing on the back of the cow in which Winona landed -Haha, I have them- using her rope she threw it, tying it to the neck of the cow that was further ahead to run next to her and by pulling the rope he would get him to stray and the other cows would follow her
*How can she use a rope with only her mouth?* our hero thought confused even though it's not the only doubt that was going around his head since he also had the question of, How come ponies hold things if they don't have fingers?
A little later Applejack and Winona would be seen who finished their work with the cows while the ponies thanked them for their action, the cowgirl in response gave a gesture of thanks (I don't know what that is called) accompanied by a: Heyaaa to later retire with Winona following behind.
-Heyaaa- Pinkie Pie exclaimed, jumping imitating Applejack's movements, this brought back a memory for our hero since it reminded him of when he was a child and imitated the movements of a superhero from a program he watched on television
*I think he was called Justice Man or something like that*
-Applejack was, was]
-AppleTastic- Pinkie Pie interrupted... Face down? Even though she ended up falling
*What was that?* he thought confused looking at the now pink pony on the floor
-Exactly, we must do something to thank Applejack for saving the town by herself-
-I know- the party pony exclaimed, getting up from the ground.
-A party?-
-A party- she answered with her characteristic smile even though she noticed how Saitama stared at her -What?-
-... Did you take a week to answer my question?-
-What are you talking about silly Saitama? If I answered your question as soon as you asked it-
-Ehhh no, you didn't- now that he thought about it, the week went by too fast, he barely remembers anything from this week as if he had jumped from one point to another in time *What is happening here?*
The decoration of the party was almost ready, just missing some details to make it look better.
Twilight with Spike riding her back approach Rarity who put a red bow on a tree -Ready?-
-Only one thing is missing- his horn shone and using his magic he raised a yellow curtain with drawings of apples
-Is Applejack ready?- she asked again, although this time it was Rainbow Dash who answered.
-In fact, I haven't seen her all week-
-Not since the stampede- Pinkie Pie added, approaching them.
-But she will surely come, Applejack is never late-
While the others went about their business, Saitama stepped back a bit to continue practicing her newfound magic and see what else he could do.
-I wonder what else I can do apart from lifting things. Will I be able to teleport?- He focused on her horn while imagining being in his apartment in Z city, maybe that will make him come home, this glow in a reddish aura disappearing emitting a noise
Saitama opened his eyes finding that he was not in the place he wanted to be but in another, apparently the teleportation sent him to a random place, that annoyed our hero who did not know where he was now.
-Great, this doesn't look like my apartment and it doesn't look like Z City- He looked around to locate himself, it seems that he is in a rocky place with rivers of lava and many volcanoes. Although the most striking thing about the place were the traces of destruction that were in every direction that he looked... As if a very strong hurricane had passed through here -What happened here?-
His doubts were answered when he could see in the distance what looked like a large dragon injured and lying on the ground, it flew towards him realizing that behind him there were more like him in the same condition. Twilight told him about dragons and had commented that dragons were usually violent and liked to test themselves, quite possibly they had fought each other. Saitama simply ignored them and decided to try his teleportation again in the hope of achieving his attempt.
-Saitama, where have you been? I haven't seen you all day- asked the unicorn, covering her nose with her hoof.
-And why do you smell so bad?- Added Spike
-Yeah, about that. I tried using a teleportation spell with the intention of getting home- That left the unicorn baffled, who for a moment forgot what she was doing to pay attention to our hero
-Wait wait wait, teleportation? That is a spell that requires a lot of effort, it took me a while to master it and you did it on the first try! As?!-
-Well, I just concentrated and imagined being in my apartment in Z city but I ended up in another place-
-I see, apparently you can teleport but you don't control where you will appear, you managed to dominate the spell but halfway-
-Yeah, it didn't work and it just sent me to random locations: I was in a lava place, in a farm that looked a little dull and I think I remember a small town with ponies with the same cutie mark. I continued like this for a while until I got tired and went back to take a shower because of the bad smell- He takes off his dirty clothes, which he leaves in the laundry basket, while he goes upstairs to take a shower
-Ponies with the same cutie mark?-
-I think it would be better to ask him when he gets out of the shower. By the way, how did it go with Applejack?-
-Same, she is too stubborn to want to accept our help with the apples from her farm-
-Removing my failed attempts to return home, today was a normal and calm day. Since I got here there has been nothing interesting, no threat from kaijin, no madman wanting to destroy things. This place is so peaceful and quiet that it's honestly boring but hey- he look at the rubber duck that floats on the warm water -I don't want to disturb the peace for my amusement. I mean, who's such an idiot to put lives at risk for a fun fight?-
Multiverse 7 - Universe 7
"Achu"
-Everything okay Goku?- asked a bald young man of small stature
-If only a sneeze hehe- he smiled with the classic smile of him scratching his head
-Very well, now everyone hold hands- ordered the assistant angel and teacher of the god of destruction
Multiverse 6 - Universe 217
-Maybe I'm thinking things too much, I could investigate the world to see if there is something entertaining. I just hope I don't run into any weirdo- Having said this, he continued cleaning his body until he was finally clean and smelled good, he got out of the tub to take the towel he used to cover the lower part of his body -I hope all is well at home and Genos remembers to water the cactus-
Author's Note
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm
Griffon the Brush off
It was a new day in the life of our bald hero and as always he got up early to start the day with a good breakfast, once finished he would leave home to complete his community service hours. He was going all over the town looking for ponies to help since that's what the job indicated, helping whoever needs it, he kept looking in the town to see if anyone needed help with something, however he had no such luck until he met the mayoress.
-Hello Saitama- I greet him kindly
-Hello, are you the mayoress?-
-That's right. How are you?-
-Boring as always, you?-
-Quite agitated, I have a lot of work to do-
*At last, a person who needs help* thought our relieved hero -I help you-
-Oh, it's not necessary, I don't want to bother you-
-Hey, I'm on community service to help and I'm supposed to help whoever needs it-
-Oh right, okay follow me- Saitama obeyed and followed her as she requested
They both went to the mayoralty and headed to the mayor's office to see a stack of papers, our hero would only sigh in annoyance seeing the work he had to do and decided to start. The mayor told him that she needed help sorting each of the papers while the mayor signed them.
*My God, this is torture* he thought, wanting to jump out the window even though he knew the fall wouldn't do anything to him
After a couple of hours they finally finished with the big pile of papers, which would make our hero happy to finally finish, that horrible experience reminded him of when he was young and and he was going to school one of the Chemistry teachers put a work so long that it cost him several pages and made him want more than once to throw the work into the trash can.
-Finally we're done, thanks Saitama, I finished faster than when I normally do it alone-
*I don't want to do this anymore* -Is it always like this?-
-Actually today it was just a pile, usually there are more than one and I always finish super late, I spend almost half the day sitting here- she gets down from her chair to stretch while thinking about something *usually sitting so much makes feel my butt square, I should get me a more comfortable chair*
-Well, have a good day, I'm leaving- he turns around to leave that hellish room to never see those damn papers again *and to think that before he was a hero he was going to work as an clerk* before leaving it's braked by the mayoress -What's wrong?-
-I have something for you for such a good job- from one of the drawers of his desk she takes out a bag that she hands it to our hero
-What is this?- When he opened the bag, he would see that they were Bits
-It's your reward, enjoy it-
-Oh, thank you very much, Miss Mayor- he thanks her with a smile, which also makes the mayoress smile
-No need to thank-
After that Saitama left the mayoralty to walk a bit and relax after that work with the piles of papers, he looked at the bag that was levitating thanks to his magic. He sat on a nearby bench to rest while he thought about what to do with his newly obtained money thinking about various offers.
-I wonder what I'll eat tonight- he asked himself until a sound of exhalation took him out of his thoughts -Huh?- he turns to see a unicorn that was looking at him -Did you miss something?-
She was a turquoise unicorn with orange eyes, a tail and mane also turquoise but grayish and her cutie mark was a Lyre.
-Do you also sit like this?!- She asked, pointing at him with his hoof, Saitama was sitting like any person he would sit, resting his ass on the bench unlike the ponies that lay down
-Eh, yes, why?- he ask, confused by the unicorn's reaction
-I do too- said this, she sat down in the same way as our hero -you know, I've seen you a couple of times in Ponyville but I don't know your name-
-I'm Saitama-
-A pleasure Saitama, my name is Lyra Heartstrings-
-Okay-
-I'm surprised to find someone who also sit like a human-
-Human? What are you talking about?-
-Y-You promise not to laugh- she said a little nervous while touched his hooves (👉👈)
-I won't laugh-
-Well, I feel that way because of humans, since I was little I have been fascinated by humans and I always try to imitate their actions. When I was little they used to tease me for believing in meaningless fantasies of something that never existed, but I knew that they could exist and I never gave up- she finished counting, waiting for Saitama's laughter or some mockery but he kept looking at her without showing any hint of emotion
-I see- he answered indifferently while opened the bag of Bits to count them to see how much he had
-D-Don't you think is childish or something like that?- She asked, still nervous
-Nah, if you think they're real, that's fine for you, they're your beliefs and I shouldn't have to criticize you- once he counted the Bits, he put them away and got ready to leave -well, I have to go shopping-
-Wait!- she stands in front of him, stopping him -Do you believe in humans?-
-Yes, after all there are dragons, ponies. Whatever it is me. It wouldn't be crazy for humans to exist- he replied, making Lyra smile and then hugging him, sticking his face against her chest *oh, her fur is soft and comfortable*
-Thank thank thank, I thought that I alone believed in humans, BonBon won't believe it when I tell her- she realizes how has our hero so she lets go somewhat embarrassed -s-sorry, I got excited-
-No problem- *Should I have told him that I am a human trapped in the body of an insect? Better not, I don't want her think I'm crazy*
Saitama was walking straight to buy when he met into Grandma Smith who looked a little scared so he decided to ask why she had that face.
-Everything is alright?-
-Oh, you must run, there's a snake!- She warned him as she "run" again.
-Snake?- Curious, he decides to look for the snake to prevent it from hurting someone -I think that with this I will continue helping and fulfilling my community service-
He walk in search of that snake while asking nearby ponies if they had seen it, they heard Grandma Smith scream for one but they haven't seen it. It continued until a peculiar scene was found: Fluttershy was being bullied by a griffon.
-Hey, it's a griffin- in that he remembers that once he played those fighting games with King, he had chosen a character that was a humanoid griffin, Genos who was also there told him that griffins are a mythological creature, whose frontal part is that of a giant eagle with white feathers, a sharp beak and talons. The back is that of a lion with yellow fur, muscular legs and a long tail -I didn't know there were griffins here-
-I'm walking here!- she exclaimed as raised her wings, showing herself to be more threatening against poor Fluttershy, who just backed off
-Oh oh, I'm sorry, I was just trying]
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry- she interrupted imitating her voice -why don't you pay attention to where you're going clumsy-
-Hey, calm down- Saitama's voice caught the attention of both of them who turned to see -and she apologized to you, besides she just bumped into you, it's not to get like that-
The griffin stared at him from top to bottom examining him and then asked -What the hell are you?-
-I'm Saitama- the gryphon gave a small laugh
-A hero? Did you come to save this clumsy? With that ridiculous outfit you look like a clown- that clearly annoyed our hero a bit
-Hey, this suit is not ridiculous-
-Heh, it's very stupid. Mommy did it to you? Well, I know]
-Yes yes whatever, I'm busy- he addresses Fluttershy -Hey, have you seen a snake around here?-
-I-I haven't seen any snakes- replied our shy pegasus even though inside she thanked our hero for getting into this mess
-Hey, don't ignore me!- Saitama would turn to see her
-Go home or do something with your life, stop bothering the rest- having said this, he would go to ask another pony if had seen the snake, our hero's words clearly made the gryphon very angry, so she would attack him to teach a lesson that no one messes with her -Huh?- he saw the griffon stand in front of him, throwing a punch at him face, obviously she didn't hurt him
*D-Didn't do anything to him* she thought surprised even though she felt great pain in her claw, it's as if had hit metal very hard *m-my claw* she thought with her hand totally in pain
-Hey, I already told you, I'm busy, don't bother-
-Or else what?!- she ask defiantly
-I will punch you-
Both Saitama's face and words made the griffon feel a very ugly chill all over her body making her tremble, this entire scene would be seen by Pinkie Pie who would be amazed that she managed to intimidate the griffon.
-Now if you leave me alone, I must look for that snake- Saitama would fly away to get a better view of the air, maybe can find what he's looking for
-Come back here!- the furious gryphon would try to grab him but our hero would dodge it, so she tried to attack him with various blows to see if one could hit him but dodged them all without any problem, frustrating her even more -Stay still fool!- he would try to attack him again but he simply disappeared -Where did he go?!-
-Right here- appeared behind her, giving her a punch, sending her at great speed to crash to the ground leaving her knocked out -Gosh, what a nuisance-
-It can't be that I haven't found that snake, although now that I think about it it hasn't hurt anyone so I don't think I should worry so much- said this, he would return to the library where could continue reading Daring Doo, it's almost done for the end
-Hey!- Saitama would turn to see who was calling him seeing that it was Rainbow Dash and she looked very angry -We have to talk!-
-About what?-
-First you kill a manticore and now you hurt my friend! What the hell is wrong with you?!-
-What?-
-Don't play the idiot with me! I saw you, I saw how you hit her against the ground!-
-No, I really don't know who you're talking about-
-My best friend Gilda!!!-
-...-
-The griffin!!!-
-Ah yes, I remember- Rainbow Dash had to resist the urge to strangle him -Besides, she attacked me first and she wouldn't stop bothering me so I knocked her out, I don't know what you're complaining about-
-What am I complaining about?! She didn't wake up all day apart from a few broken bones! She will have to be in bed for several weeks to heal!- She was recriminating him as she approached him, hitting her forehead, staring at him -What will you do about it?!-
-Hey, calm down, I'll go apologize and that's it- that made the pegasus even more infuriated by the carefree way in which he responded to him, as if she didn't care about the fact that she sent her friend to the hospital with his punch
-YOU! YOU!- she better decide to keep what were going to say because most likely it won't work -better forget it, surely someone like you with that strength should not care about anything or anypony- having said this, she leaves there
Saitama entered the hospital doors with a bag of bananas, he asked the charge nurse about a griffin patient who came to visit her, she told him that she is in room 113 and that she had already woken up so he went there.
-Hey, you have visitors-
*Visit? It will be Rainbow Dash* thought the griffin but she would panic when saw that it was that guy who left her in such a bad state *perhaps he came to finish the job* she tried to run away but when moved his muscles caused a great pain in your body preventing from moving
-Hey, relax, I'm not here to hurt you- he approaches her while took a banana out of his bag -here, I brought you a banana-
-B-Banana?-
-Yes, banana- he replied while taking one of the bananas to eat it -by the way I came to apologize, I went a bit far with that punch-
-I don't accept your apologies, idiot! Do you know how long I'll be bedridden in this stupid bed?!- before our hero can answer she interrupts him -Weeks, weeks! Several weeks!-
-It doesn't matter if you accept them or not, I came to apologize and I did-
Said this, he would leave the room, leaving alone the gryphon who was still angry, Gilda would simply look at the banana that Saitama left her, growl and eat it reluctantly.
*You're lucky this banana tastes better than this disgusting hospital food*
Author's Note
When does an alien eat?
At lunch time
Boast Busters
-Come on Twilight, you can do it!- said the baby dragon encouraging her friend
-Okay, here it goes- Immediately afterwards, she would make her horn shine, making a mustache appear to Spike.
-Aha, you did it- taking a red marker I crossed out one of the tasks written on a piece of paper -apparition magic, it's number 25, 25 different magic tricks and counting- Twilight would blush a little -and this is the best trick so far Now- he said as he looked in the mirror -How about Rarity? What are you saying? Oh it's nothing, it's just my amazing mustache, ho ho-
The door of the library opens showing that it is Saitama who has finished helping ponies -I've arrived-
-Oh Saitama, you finally arrived-
-Yep- said this, he would take off his hero suit to make himself more comfortable -What are you doing? And why does Spike have a mustache?-
-Twilight is doing 25 spells to improve her magic- he shows him the sheet with the 25 spells, all done -Why don't you try it?-
-Okay, why not? What I have to do?- he asked approaching Spike who had the sheet
-First, teleportation spell- Saitama disappears and appears behind the unicorn, scaring her -okay, second spell: attraction- using his magic he would attract all the books in the library and then put them back in their places -third spell: juggling- Saitama levitates several tennis balls that were hanging around and juggles
-Hey, this is fun- they continued with each magic trick, achieving them with ease until they reached the last one, which was apparition magic -What do I make appear?-
-What you want-
Saitama thought about it until he realized that he could appear, so he concentrated a lot, he imagined a piece of clothing that he knew and that was his favorite. Both Spike and Twilight seem expectant of what their friend will do now. A red glow surrounded our hero's body, until he disappeared showing Saitama wearing a white and red sweatshirt with the words: Oppai.
-Great, I did it- he exclaimed happy to have his favorite sweatshirt again
-What is that, Saitama?- asked the curious unicorn
-It's my favorite sweatshirt-
-What does Oppai mean?- This time the baby dragon asked as he caressed his mustache
-Well, where I come from. Oppai: means big breasted girl, udders, or however you want to say it-
-Eh?- Twilight remained static for a moment until I reacted -EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!- she yelled back as she blushed
-... Did I say something wrong?- he asked with a drop of sweat from her reaction
-Why do you have that?!-
-Well, this was on sale and apart from that I was amused, so I bought it- he said using his magic he would take off his sweatshirt and leave it on the chair uses to read
-What happened here?- asked the baby dragon, quite confused by the scene that occurred.
-W-When you're older, I'll explain it to you- she replied embarrassed, hoping that over time he would forget about this so that she wouldn't have to explain it to him, since this kind of thing made her feel shame -Oh by the way- she makes her horn shine -I'm sorry Romeo, despite how attractive and charming you look, it's just practice and you have to go-
-Wait!- he try to beg but Twilight has already removed him mustache -uhhh, rats-
-Better, you looked ridiculous with that mustache- our hero opined discouraging Spike while Twilight giggled
A while later they went for a walk, the three of them talked about various topics, even though Spike stood out and his comments flattering Twilight and Saitama for their good use of magic.
-I thought that unicorns could only have a little magic to match their special talent-
-True to ponies whose talent]
-Hello Saitama!- Our hero saw that it was that pony he met when the two sat on the bench in a "human" way -How are you?-
-Oh, it's you- he pauses for a second trying to remember his name -Lysa?-
-You almost got it, I'm Lyra-
-Ah sorry, I usually forget people's names easily-
-No problem- she answered kindly as looked at Twilight -And what were they talking about?-
-I was talking to Spike about unicorns and the magic they have regarding his special talent-
-I see, well I have magic to be able to play my lyra- using her magic she would take out a lyra and she then it play a beautiful and simple melody for which our hero would comment that the tune is beautiful -Thank you, since I was filly that I like to play the lyra-
-Is your name like the instrument you play?-
-Well, each pony name means something, mine is, well lyra- she raise the instrument showing it -And what does yours mean? What does Saitama mean?- asked lyra curious and also arousing the curiosity of the Sparkles
-I really never asked me- he replied to the disappointment of his friends
-And what do you think it means?-
-I don't know, and really don't care much-
-Aside, we're going to pass!- warned a colt running next to another, Spike didn't have time to react so he collided with them leaving with them before the looks of the two mares And Saitama who found the scene funny, the baby dragon would ask what was going on so both portros would stop, sending Spike flying -What? You have not heard? There's a new unicorn in Ponyville-
-Yes!- her friend stated as she jumped -They say she has more magical powers than any other unicorn pony in the world- That surprised Twilight so she decided to ask
-Oh really?-
-It can't be!- Spike denied, who returned while rubbing his head -that title belongs to Twilight and Saitama- the unicorn would blush again because of what Spike said while Saitama wouldn't care, who thought of ways to rummage nose without resorting to his tongue as it bothers him
-Where is that unicorn?-
-It's in the Ponyville square. Let's go!- the colt jumped on Spike going to the square
-Yeah! Ha ha! Let's go!- He would also run but this time Spike managed to dodge him
The quartet would go to the square to see this aforementioned unicorn and see what was special about it so that the children considered it the pony with the greatest magical powers of any unicorn, once they arrived they noticed that there were several ponies watching a float which a female voice emerges.
-Come come everypony! Come witness the amazing magic- the float opens into a stage -of the great and powerful Trixie!-
A small explosion of smoke showed a light blue unicorn with a grayish cyan tail and mane with grayish light blue, dark pink eyes, her cutie mark was a magic wand with a magical trail and the most striking thing is that she had a magician's hat and cape. The ponies were surprised by the appearance of the unicorn.
-Look in amazement at the great and powerful Trixie! Executor of the most spectacular feats of magic that a pony's eye has ever seen!- said this, small fireworks would be shot giving more impact to her words
-Ho Ho, conceited- Rarity commented, disgusted by the unicorn's attitude
-Please, nopony is as magical as Twi- Spike stops short when he sees Rarity standing next to him, looking at him curiously -Twi Twi, oh- he blushes to cough a little to clear his voice -hi Rarity- greeting even though he realized something -Mustache!- said this, he left in a flash
*And what's wrong with this one?* Saitana thought with a drop of sweat when she saw that scene of the baby dragon
-Is there nothing wrong with being talented? Or if?- Twilight asked somewhat doubtful as she approached her friends
-Not at all- replied the cowgirl pony who looked at Trixie again and continued with her answer -except if someone presumes it as a show mare with new ribbon- Trixie kept doing magic tricks like making a bouquet of flowers appear
-Just because someone has the ability to do a lot of magic doesn't make them better than the others- Rarity added making Twilight's ears droop as she thought that if she showed her magic to her friends they would also think she was a show off
-And less with me being better than the others- Applejack looked at her angrily to which Rainbow Dash corrected herself -eh, I mean, yes, eh, dull magic, boo- her cowgirl friend kept looking at her accusingly
-Well well well, apparently we have some Killjoys in the public!-
*I don't understand how they do to stretch their neck like that* he thought curiously not paying attention to what was happening
-Who is so ignorant to question the magical ability of the great and powerful Trixie?- she asked angrily and offended while striking a pose -they don't know that they are in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria-
-Pff, really, who does he think she is?- she ask trickily, looking at Twilight
-Yes!- exclaimed the dragon, standing between both mares -we all know that Twilight is]
-Spike, shuu- the unicorn took the baby dragon out of the public to talk to him
-Where is Twilight going?-
-I don't know, but she seemed worried- answered her friend lyra
Trixie released his fireworks again, Rainbow Dash, fed up with that unicorn, flew up to stand in front of her to say a few words to her -tell us great and powerful Trixie! What does she make you think you're the best?!-
-Heh, well, only the great and powerful Trixie has magic strong enough to defeat! The terrible Ursa Major!!- she declare while fireworks came out of the trumpets that with their sparks created the figure of a bear with a star on her forehead, this amazed the ponies
-Isn't the Ursa Major a constellation?- our baldhead asked himself
-When all hope was lost, the Hoofington ponies had nowhere to turn but the great and powerful Trixie appeared and with her amazing magic she defeated the Ursa Major and sent her back to his cave deep in the Everfree forest- end his "epic" story with a smile, to which she receives compliments from both children
-Those children are very influenceables for their own good- commented our hero
-I thought the same thing- Lyra nodded affirmatively
-How do they know?! They haven't seen it besides Twi] Twilight using her magic makes her mouth a zipper shut so he can't speak
-Haha, it's true my little enthusiastic fans, Trixie is undoubtedly the best of Ponyfille- nopony spoke, only the sound of crickets could be heard even as our hero raised his hoof
-It's Ponyville- the hero corrected him
-Yes, whatever- the magician replied without much importance -don't you believe in the great and powerful Trixie? Hum, so I challenge you people of Ponyville, whatever you can do I'll do better. Challengers? Somepony? Oh Trixie is destined to be the greatest equine that has ever existed!- for the third or fourth time, the fireworks were shot
Spike opens his zipper so he can talk to Twilight -Please! It is unbearable! You must show her, you must do it!- he begged, holding on to her legs while she sobbed.
-He's right, that girl is unbearable- commented our hero
-There's no way I'm going to use my magic now, Spike, let alone]
-And what stops you now?- Saitama asked
-What do you say? You!- She pointed out to Twilight that she got nervous -What do you say? Is there anything you can do that the great and powerful Trixie won't do?-
-I-I- Twilight didn't know what to answer so now Trixie fixed her gaze on Applejack
-And good? Little seed- that was definitely the straw that broke the camel's back for the cowgirl's patience
-Enough of this! I no longer tolerate this!-
-Show him Applejack- Cheer up Spike
-Your magical powers can do this?- The cowgirl did several tricks with her rope, impressing the ponies -Get over it, friend-
-Talentless pony- she replied while her hat shone and then levitated showing that it was her horn -look and be surprised by Trixie's magic- the unicorn using his magic moved the rope like a snake, hypnotizing the cowgirl and then tied her legs and put an apple in his mouth -again the great and powerful Trixie, dominates-
-There's no need to go around hawking and bragging like that- the rainbow pegasus protested, Trixie looks at her with a smile -That's my job! -Said this, she would take off doing various tricks in the air ending up with a rainbow above her -They don't call me Rainbow and Dash for no reason-
-It wasn't because your parents called you that- asked our hero
-Not now, you ruin the moment!-
-When Trixie is done, they will only call you a loser- she made her horn shine, shooting lightning that made the rainbow move, turning into a tornado that sent the pegasus flying, falling to the ground -it seems that anypony with a bit of common sense I would think about it before challenging the great and powerful Trixie- using her magic she creates a cloud that releases a scared lightning bolt at the pegasus making her mane stand on end
-What she needs is for another unicorn to challenge her- nudges Twilight -someone with their own magic-
-Yeah! One unicorn to show the other who's boss-
-A true unicorn to face another- Twilight was going to speak but she is interrupted by Rarity
-Enough, sufficient, i get the hint, Rarity is above such nonsense, Rainbow and Applejack are like ruffians but Rarity has grace and beauty-
-I don't see the difference- commented our hero earning an angry look from the unicorn
-You don't opine!-
-Uuuy what's wrong with you? You are afraid of ruffling that nest of rats that you call mane-
-Challenge accepted- accepted the dressmaker with a determined look, using her magic and the curtain of the carriage would create a dress and a new hairstyle surprising the ponies, Trixie smiled mischievously to use her magic changing Rarity's hair from purple to green -Green hair?! Green hair! No!- the poor pony would go away crying
-What's wrong with green?- Lyra asked himself.
-Well Twilight, I think it's up to you, show him what you're made of-
-What are you taking about? I'm nothing] Twilight would be interrupted by a loud yawn from Saitama that brought their and Trixie's attention
-Damn, how boring this show is, I think the Twilight books are more entertaining. I'm going to the market, maybe there are offers- With nothing else to say, Saitama prepared to leave when somepony got in his way
-Bored? Bored?! How dare you say that the show of the great and powerful Trixie is boring?!-
-Well, as a constructive criticism: yes, it's boring, you should improve your acting, explore new tricks, if you understand me?- that really pissed Trixie off
-How dare you!? You can not improve perfection! If you say I'm boring why don't you challenge me like those losers! Are you afraid of the great and powerful Trixie!? What the hell are you?!? You don't look like a pony you look like a very weirdo, I don't even think you should have magic! What will you do!? Some silly tri]
-Enough! Look, I'm not in the mood to deal with you and much less with that attitude. I'm not interested in competing with you in magic duels or whatever, I have things to do, I'm not doing it because I'm a coward, I don't care what you think. You're just not worth my time, now if you'll excuse me- Saitama pushed Trixie away like it was no big deal, walking away from there. That was the straw that broke the camel's back, Trixie's wrath reached its boiling point
*Am I not worth your time?* She shot a death glare at our hero
-Eh?- Saitama was teleported to the stage of the carriage, with Trixie in front of him, who didn't seem particularly happy -I already told you that I don't want to compete with you-
-SILENCE! You've exhausted my patience, freak! You're not leaving here until the great and powerful Trixie has bested you and humbled you in front of these ponies! Show me what you're good at so the great and powerful Trixie will crush you!- Saitama looked at her annoyed, he looked in the audience and noticed how Spike begged him with his eyes to do something
-Fine, I will have a duel with you-
-Finally- Spike sighed in relief
-You really are a nuisance, so I'll be serious-
-Go ahead- Trixie smiled, still feeling a chill inside her but she thought it was just her imagination -do a trick and I'll get over it-
-Fine, you asked for it!- again the fireworks would be shot but this time the unicorn would use her magic to give it the shape of Trixie -What do you think? They can even say hello- the copies say hello to the bald man who doesn't even flinch, he leaves the stage -What's up? Have you already chickened out?- she ask mockingly
-Nah, I just want some space to do my "trick"-
-Oh yeah, What will you do?-
-Killer move serious series-
-Serious sideways jumps-
-APUAJF!- the unicorn exclaimed in shock, spitting up saliva, and she wasn't the only one since Rainbow Dash was in the same state when she saw such speed
-That's what I called it: putting the garbage in her place- Lyra commented with a smile
And that would be the beginning of Trixie's attempts to try to overcome Saitama who surpassed her in every spell to the point that she was left with nothing to do. After that overwhelming victory of our hero, he would retire home but not before being congratulated by Applejack for putting that smug mare in his place, he thanked him and left like that without further ado, Twilight followed Saitama to talk to him.
-Saitama-
-Hi Twilight, what's up?-
-Why did you do that?-
-Do what?-
-have a duel with Trixie-
-Who?- Twilight sighed, Saitama told her that he had a bad memory to remember names but he didn't think it was so fast
-The unicorn you faced a few moments ago-
-Ah yes, she, what's wrong with it?-
-Doesn't it bother that now they think you're a showoff?- Saitama looks at her confused
-Showoff? Why do they think I'm showoff? Your friends stood up to her and no one said they were showoff- Twilight told her why she didn't want to act, because didn't want her friends to think she was showoff -You really didn't do anything, just because you don't want them to think badly of you? I faced her. Do you think badly of me? What am I a showoff?-
-N-Not, at all, but it's]-
-But nothing. Showing off and demonstrate are different things, you saw it with her. Do you care more about what they think you, than defending your friends?- Twilight negate her head
-O-Of course not, I care a lot about my friends- this time it was Saitama's turn to negate his head
-Aha, and what did you do back there? Did you do anything to defend your friends who were humiliated and Rarity left crying? No, you didn't do anything. All because you thought they would call you showoff-
-Y-You're right, I'm a horrible friend and a very stupid one- she lowered her head to sob for being so stupid for not realizing something so obvious
-Hey, don't cry, it's true that you made a mistake, but it's not all bad, you can use this experience for the better and not make the same mistake again in the future, besides, I don't think your friends are mad at you- he consoled him while wiped her tears -come on, don't stay crying and go, show who Twilight Sparkle is-
-I-It's "sniff" right- the unicorn in a movement that left our hero surprised, hugged him -thank you Saitama, you're a great friend- she thanked while stopped hugging him
-No problem, now I'll go for offers. Do you want to give me a hoof?-
-Yep- Enchanted, she embarked on this offer adventure with his friend
And as they agreed, they both went to the market where Saitama explained and taught him the art of offers, how much should spend, tricks to find out if the offer is good, etc. All based on years of experience, while Twilight talked about various topics with our hero who listened and responded with his honest opinion.
This adventure of offers, made the bond of friendship between the two strengthen (only on Twilight's side, Saitama doesn't care). Later they both parted ways, Twilight would go talk to her friends about Trixie while Saitama would go home, after the day he just wanted peace of mind, as always. The first thing he did when got home was take off his suit and read Daring Doo's book. When he finished it, he began to do anything stupid with his magic to entertain herself, and at night he went to sleep for tomorrow. Sadly it was not possible, since he would be woken up by the sound of a loud roar.
-W-What happened? What was that?- He heard the roar again noticing that was coming from outside, so in a bad mood he got up and left the tree house looking for the noise until he ran into the girls -Hey!-
-S-Saitama, man, it's good that you're here- said a relieved Spike
-Who's making all this noise?- he asked, irritated, expelling a murderous aura that intimidated the girls and the baby dragon, who quickly pointed out the cause. A giant bear with orange eyes and dark blue hair with a star pattern, our hero approached him earning his attention -Hey fool, you interrupted my dream. I was dreaming of infinite discounts, you will pay for this!-
The bear roared, hoping that the individual in front of her would run away scared, but that was not the case, so she decided to attack him.
Saitama simply dodged all of his attacks without much difficulty, it almost seemed like he didn't even try to do it. The bear would get more and more frustrated for not being able to hit her opponent so she would intensify the attacks, going faster and stronger, Saitama just looked at him as if to say: you're not worth my time. Already wanting to go to bed, he got closer to the bear to attack.
-Consecutive normal punches- when impacting his punches on the bear's body, flew away due to the force of the impact, getting lost on the horizon of the dark night
Saitama, indifferent to what he just did, retired to the house without stopping to receive praise from the ponies that were celebrating our hero's victory. Trixie observed this, being even more surprised by the abilities of the freak that had humiliated her like no one else had, she furiously left Ponyville not only because her lie was exposed but because she would seek to improve herself to exact revenge against our hero.
While the children that they brought to the Ursa Major received the scolding of their lives by Saitama who gave them the punishment of cleaning up all the mess that the Ursa Major caused. Obviously he would not leave all the work to some children, the next day they would start and he would help them clean up... And no, this time there was no mustache.
Author's Note
“Peter, do you think I am a bad mother?”
Well, my name is Andrew
Dragonshy
Today was a very beautiful day in Ponyville, a perfect one to go outside to play and enjoy the fresh air even though that was not the case of the purple unicorn known as Twilight who was usually at home reading books like there was no tomorrow while her wizard Spike and Saitama were playing a card game.
-Haha! I beat you!- he exclaimed celebrating his victory
*Even in these kinds of games I lose* thought our hero with a sad aura -let's play again-
-Another defeat? Of course why not- he answered quite confident in another victory
-Shut up!-
-What a bad loser you are- he commented with a chuckle
Second defeat
-Again!-
Third defeat
-Again!-
Fourth defeat
-Arghhh!- he growl like a mad dog
Fifth defeat
-Shit! This game is shit!- Our hero shouted frustrated while the baby dragon was laughing his head off at the faces his opponent was making
-Language!- Twilight using her magic puts a soap in his mouth, which he spit out
-Haha, h-hey friend, I don't think you should get like that for a game- Saitama spits trying to get rid of the taste of the soap
-Shut up, I've had enough losing to King- that caught Spike's attention and he asked
-King? Are you playing with a king?- Saitama deny his head
-He's not a king of something, King is the name of another hero from the Hero Association I'm in, he's a good friend of mine with whom I usually play games and usually I always lose and get angry and frustrated a lot-
-Wow, and he is strong?-
-The strongest of all- he replied with a smile
-Stronger than you?- Before our hero can respond, Spike burps a letter from Princess Celestia -Twi, letter from the princess!-
-I'm coming!-
-What does say?- asked our curious hero.
-Let me see- Twilight arrives and stands next to him to listen to the content of the letter -Dear Twilight Sparkle, through this letter I inform you of a potential threat to Equestria: a spreading smoke, it is not a fire but an adult dragon that is sleeping in a mountain cave, his snoring produces that smoke and I ask you to talk to him so that he takes his nap somewhere else or else Equestria will be covered in smoke for the next 100 years-
-Oh no! We must warn others! Let's go Spike!- The aforementioned gets on her loin to walk to the door -Won't you come?-
-Whatever- using his magic he would put the card game away while he put on his hero suit
Once outside, they warned eachpony that was on the road about what Celestia had reported and the smoke, they continued like this until they reached the park where the rest of the girls were enjoying the day or well that was until they noticed the black smoke in heaven.
-Listen well!- everypony paid attention to her -there is smoke spreading throughout Equestria- Saitama saw Fluttershy jump behind the ponies -don't worry, I just received a letter from Princess Celestia and she says it didn't come from a fire- everypony calmed down although that would not last -it comes from a dragon-
Once everypony was notified, the girls and our hero went to the Library where Twilight would explain the situation in more detail while she put some things away.
-For all the cinnamon rolls! What is an adult dragon doing here in Equestria?- Asked the cowgirl while Twilight reviewed some books
*What kind of expression is that?*
-Sleep- she answered, confusing the girls -according to Princess Celestia is taking a nap, his snoring causes the smoke-
-He should go to the doctor, that doesn't sound healthy at all- Pinkie Pie commented
-Well, at least he's not snoring fire- Rarity added -What should we do about it?-
-I'll tell you what we should do- Rainbow answered making everyone pay attention to her -hit him hard-
-I don't think it will work- Saitama opined, Rainbow looks at him as if to say: explain yourself -not everything is resolved with violence, first we must talk to him so that he can go to another place-
-Correct Saitama- Twilight smiled because someone as strong as he understands that, unlike her friend
-And if it doesn't work, we'll use your method of hitting him to make him go somewhere else- Twilight stops smiling, and it's Rainbow who does it instead.
-Argh, whatever- Putting that aside Twilight became serious -Princess Celestia has given us this mission and we must not fail, if we do it Equestria will be covered in smoke for the next 100 years- that makes Fluttershy scared
-Speaking of beauty nap- commented the dressmaker unicorn
-Well friends, I need you to pack supplies soon- Twilight using her magic puts on her saddlebag -a long trip awaits us, we'll see you here in less than 1 hour-
-Alright girls! You heard, Equestria is on our hooves!- She said animatedly as she put herself between Pinkie and Rarity -Do we have what it takes?-
-Yeah!-
-Obviously!-
-Yeah, we can do!-
After that, the girls left to look for their things and prepare to go before that dragon to talk to him so that he can take his nap in another place and if it doesn't work, they will use plan B.
-So? Where is that dragon?- asked our hero leaving the house together with Twilight
-I think it's quite evident, if you turn your head- she moves her head indicating where to look, and indeed, there was the cave where the smoke came from
-Oh, well, I'll be right back-
-W-Wait- very late, Saitama already flew to the cave with the intention of confronting the sleeping dragon -it can't be-
Our hero went to the mountain, where the smoke was coming from, he could imagine that he would be in the highest cave of the mountain, so he would start there, once he arrived, he searched for a while until he finally found the dragon that was sleeping peacefully on a large pile of gold and various treasures.
-Hey! Wake up! Wake up!- Seeing that he didn't wake up, he tapped him with his helmet making him wake up -You already woke up- in response the dragon roared at him -argh, jeez you should brush your teeth, you really stink- the dragon looks at him with indifference -whatever, you should go: your smoke is causing problems in Equestria-
-Go away? Do you think I'll listen to a four-legged insect with a ridiculous outfit- the dragon replied mockingly, annoying our hero
-Look dude, I don't want to have to use force to make you leave but I will have to use it- the dragon laughed thinking that it was impossible that he could be stronger than he
-You? Don't make me laugh, now go before I eat you- the hero ignored him and kept insisting so he annoyed the dragon who tried to crush him with his hand but to his surprise that individual took him by the claw to crash him onto the floor on his back *W-What was that?* he thought something pained
-I already told you: get out of here, you're causing trouble down there- the dragon tried to attack him again but Saitama simply dodged it without any problem, angering him even more
-You wretched brat- he growled irritated to open his mouth throwing a blaze of fire at our hero thinking that he had burned him completely -now if he stopped bothering- he tried to crush according to him: his corpse, but he took it again by the claw to smashing him back into his pile of gold he gathered *W-What the fuck?!*
-It's good that I came up with this to use a spell to make my suit fireproof- our hero said with a smile for such a brilliant idea and thus not spend money on cloth to repair it or ask someone to repair it for him
-I-I'm not leaving here- replied the dragon who slowly got up
-Why so much effort to stay? You have the whole planet earth to sleep in, but do you choose to sleep right where there is a whole town of ponies?- our hero approached him while the dragon backed away realizing that he was no match for him -If you didn't want them to bother you so that you sleep near a town, that will only cause its inhabitants to come to bother you and then you will blame them for according to your "wake up" when technically it was your fault in the first place-
*I can't believe I'm telling him about this... But I have no choice, maybe he'll let me stay if I tell him* thought the dragon as he sighed -okay, I'll tell you why I don't want to leave-
-Because?-
-I don't want to leave since this cave, apart from using it to sleep, I also use it as a hideout- for a dragon, hiding from someone is something very humiliating, but from whom it was hiding, it was worth doing
-Hiding place? Who are you hiding from?-
-... From that dragon-
-Another dragon scares you?-
-Y-Yes- he left the cave to look in different directions as if looking for something or making sure that no one was coming to that direction -in my homeland: Dragon Land, it was a day like any other, very boring when I heard through from one of my colleagues that a young dragon was causing a ruckus by beating up other dragons. I went with him to see and what I saw was a whole massacre: the still alive bodies of young people and adults on the ground covered in their blood, that dragon despite being very young was too strong, more than any other. More appeared to face him but he knocked them down as if nothing had happened, the problem increased until our Dragon Lord appeared and faced him... And to our surprise and horror, he couldn't even beat him, we had no choice but to run away to avoid being next... Between you and me: that dragon didn't look like a dragon but rather... Like a...-
-LIKE A "MONSTER"-
-I see, so you're here for that-
-Yes, that's why-
-Sorry men, but you still can't stay-
The dragon sighed irritably since that response was expected from that individual, so he looked at his gold and thought: well, it's not something he can't get back, he took some with his claw and offered it to our hero as a bribe.
-What are you doing?-
-Take it and leave me alone-
*D-Damn, that gold is too tempting* he thought, debating himself if he should accept it or not *I don't want to accept the gold but I can't leave the dragon here either*
*Urgh! What I do?!*
*How long does it take?* thought the dragon with a drop of sweat seeing the strange faces that our hero made
-I know!- exclaimed the hero with a big smile
-What thing?- our hero made his horn shine to generate a kind of reddish shield at the entrance of the cave -And this?-
-I want you to snore, my spell will do the rest- the dragon did what he asked and when the smoke passed through the shield it went to the sky but without stopping -it's like if you took away gravity from an object, it would simply go up to infinity-
-Soooo... There is no problem anymore?-
-Of course not my friend, problem solved-
-O-Okey... You don't want the gold anymore?-
Back in Ponyville
-Then, has Saitama already solved the problem?- asked the cowgirl, noticing how the smoke began to rise to the top without stopping
-It seems that yes- answered her seamstress friend
-What a relief- said the shy pegasus in an almost audible tone so none of the girls heard her
-Great, that fool again overtook us- growled the acrobat somewhat annoyed, in that she noticed that he was the one who was returning -Hey! You stole our adventure!-
-Rainbow Dash, calm down, he already solved the problem- Twilight said trying to calm her down although she noticed something our hero was bringing -Where did you get that gold?-
-As a movie I saw said: if you're good at something, never do it for free -
Saitama was still in the abandoned castle of the princesses since he was curious so he took a walk to see the place, it was large and with several corridors. He found by chance one or another secret passage leading him to various places in the castle, this already seemed like a complicated labyrinth that our hero would not think of solving. So he got out of there using his magic to go back to Twilight's house, also bringing his bed and pajamas.
-Twilight, i'm back- Saitama announced his arrival but no one answered him, he looked for the unicorn or the baby dragon but they weren't there so he thought they went for a walk or something -I suppose they went out, I think some fresh air wouldn't hurt- our hero would leave the house to take a walk but he noticed that there was no one walking, it looked like a ghost town
-Where is everyone? Hello!- No one responded, causing more confusion to the hero who continued walking looking for someone but would not run into anyone -Huh?- In the distance he would manage to see someone wearing a hood covering his entire body -A pony, I'll ask him what's wrong-
Saitama would approach the hooded man to ask him what was happening, he himself would remove his hood revealing that it was not a pony but a zebra, leaving our hero confused who mistakenly thought it was a pony, but still went to him or her to ask . The zebra would notice that someone was approaching his position from behind her, so she would turn to see who it was, maybe a pony but... It wasn't a pony.
-Ehhh, hello, do you know what is happening here?- The zebra would not respond, just stare at him
-Are you listening to me?- the zebra continued without answering, it simply backed away to run away -Where is it going?- it asked itself, seeing how it was leaving, but noticed that someone was following it, it was a light lemon yellow filly with a bright red mane and tail with a bow on her head -And that child?- Saitama would go after her
The little pony will follow the zebra that did not stop running, her journey would reach the beginning of the Everfree forest, the filly would feel scared by the place like any other pony in the town of Ponyville, but gathering courage, she went int]
-Hey child- the little filly was startled as she screamed scared
-Do not eat me! The ponies are poisonous!- Shouted the filly that fell to the ground trembling while she covered her eyes so as not to see the creature that according to her would eat her, but nothing happened for which she discovered her eyes turning to see -I-It's you-
-Do you know me?-
-Don't you remember me?- Saitama shook his head -I'm Applebloom, the little sister of Applejack and Bic Macintosh, you usually come from to help with the farm-
-Ah yes, I remember you, what are you doing? You shouldn't be with your sister-
-Yep, about that- the little girl tells him what happened with her sister and her friends who spoke ill of the zebra and that Twilight said that they should meet her before judging her and that she went out to do it
-I see, Twilight is right, you shouldn't judge someone without knowing them first- that made Applebloom smile since there was someone else who shared her idea -What do you think if we go talk to him or her?-
-Sure- they both tried to enter the Everfree forest to look for the zebra, but they would be stopped by a voice behind them
-Applebloom!- The filly turns her head seeing that it was her sister with her friends -Come back here immediately!-
-Hey? Ah girls, it's them-
-Saitama? What are you doing here?- Twilight asked who hadn't seen him the night before, nor in the morning since he wasn't in the basement
-Yes, I couldn't tolerate the noise they made so I teleported to that old castle to sleep- that surprised the mares -there were several hidden corridors and traps-
-That doesn't matter- Applejack would approach to put Applebloom on her head while he looked accusingly at Saitama -How do you dare of going with Applebloom through the Everfree forest?-
-You don't have to worry, I can take care of her, you know how strong I am- the mares remembered the manticore and how it exploded into thousands of pieces
-Yes, and that's what I fear-
-By the way, why so much drama about the zebra?-
Saitama already knew from Applebloom's words but he still wanted to hear it from them to get a better idea. So the girls except Twilight started throwing their crazy theories until Pinkie tried to sing her song but was interrupted by Saitama.
-Ahgh!! Enough already!- Pinkie was abruptly cut off by the hero's voice -I've heard more than enough of what they have to say- he would take a second to speak again -it's annoying, you talk too much-
-How is it]
-First: Pinkie, your song sucks- the hero's words depressed the party pony, bothering her friends who were going to claim him but he spoke again -second: you only pay attention to the rumors that others say, but you don't they take the trouble to find out if it is true. They haven't stopped to think that maybe what they say isn't true, they don't know her- she kept talking but she would notice that Rainbow just moved her mouth without speaking, she clearly wasn't paying attention and was mocking of him -Rainbow I can see you, can you pay attention-
-Yes, everything is very nice, but how do you know that? We don't know anything about her-
Saitama would stare at him -And what have I been saying a few seconds ago? They don't know anything about him or her because they haven't had the courage to go and meet him or her, like a certain filly- that would make Applebloom smile -believing that what he or she does is bad only shows her ignorance by not having proof of why he or she does it and more assuming that wants to hurt others is even dumber-
-But dear Saitama, she's weird and might do bad things-
-And discriminating against someone is not bad?- the dressmaker would not know what to answer to that
-You are not noticing your surroundings- this time Applejack spoke -we are in the Everfree forest and she lives here-
-So you base your crazy theories of her on the fact that she lives here and that automatically makes her bad-
-No pony said she was bad-
-And what was Pinkie Pie singing a few moments ago?- No pony responded to our hero's words, so he would sigh -Twilight and Applebloom seem to be the only ones with common sense, if they want they can go back to Ponyville, but I'll go meet her- Saitama would get going, but before I would give one last message
-Because I do have the courage, not like yourselves- with those last words our hero would retire to find that zebra, leaving behind the mares that stood still without saying a word
-Wow- Applebloom exclaimed in surprise
Saitama was following the trail of the zebra because it left its fresh footprints on the ground in its flight, he followed the footprints until they led him to a path divided by two others, he didn't know which one to choose because the footprints had been erased , so he would have to use his magic to find out where he went.
-Okay- he makes his horn shine -little horn, can you tell me where it went?- the horn would shine more intensely creating a small dome where the zebra would be shown taking the left while cleaning the tracks so as not to be followed -that is very useful, thanks little horn- the dome fell apart while our hero took the left
-So this is his house, it's very rustic and it looks like Twilight's- our hero approached and knocked on the door to call the zebra, but he would notice that the door was open so what would happen -ehhhhh, hello? Is there someone? I come in peace- our hero would be greeted by a greenish smoke -"cough" How bad "cough" smells! "cough"-
-I see that my escape failed was, since you found me- the zebra comes out of the shadows, showing itself completely
-Who are you and what did you throw at me?-
-Zecora be my name and not have to worry, dust of truth is the answer you are looking for-
-Dust of truth?- asked our hero confused
-It will make you tell only the truth and lying will be impossible for you-
-Why do you talk like that?-
-I speak like this-
-You're weird- the atmosphere became very uncomfortable due to the silence of both non-ponies so Saitama would speak -hey, why did you run away from me?-
-Since I was little, I could feel the essence of others, a dowry inherited from my mother. White, black, gray... But yours will not be like any seen before... There must be only one explanation. How did you do it? It's supposed to be impossible... No one has been able to, but you did-
-You can speak clearly, I don't understand you at all-
-... How did you break your limiter?-
-Break my what?- the zebra would turn its back on him -Hey, do you want to stop so much mystery and answer once and for all, it's starting to get annoying!-
DARK, EMPTY.
THERE IS NO TRACE OF LIFE, THE GALAXY IN MOTION. THIS IS THE PROTOTYPE OF THE UNIVERSE.
DARK MATTER OF THE UNIVERSE
TIME: 15 BILLION YEARS.
AND THEN...
SOME EXTERNAL FORCE INJECTS "ANTIMATTER" INTO THE UNIVERSE.
THE "DARK MATTER" OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE "ANTIMATTER" PASSED THROUGH A FUSION PROCESS.
AND THEY FORMED THE BIG BANG!
THE EXPLOSION MADE THE SILENT UNIVERSE TURN OVER...
SO...
NEW PARTICLES WITH "A LIFE OF THEIR OWN" WERE CREATED!
FOR SURVIVAL...
THESE PARTICLES BEGAN TO EVOLVE INTO VARIOUS PHYSICAL ELEMENTS THAT DID NOT EXIST BEFORE.
AFTER A LONG TIME...
PLANETS AND GALAXIES WERE ALSO CREATED.
LITTLE BY LITTLE THE UNIVERSE BEGAN TO CHANGE.
EXCEPT THAT...
"IT" WHO WAS WATCHING CLOSELY WAS NOT SATISFIED WITH THE RESULT...
AND DECIDED TO INTERVENE.
A LARGE NUMBER OF "SELF LIVING" PARTICLES HAVE GROUPED INTO A "PHYSICAL BODY"...
THOSE PARTICLES THAT CROSSED DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS ALSO SUFFERED MUTATIONS AND...
THE ECOSYSTEM OF THE UNIVERSE WAS BORN!
DUE TO PHYSICAL LIMITATIONS IMPOSED BY "IT", CREATURES MUST DEPEND ON "SENSORY" SUCH AS SIGHT, TOUCH, EXERCISE, ETC.
AND LIKE IN A PRISON...
FATIGUE, PAIN AND DEATH BECOME NETWORKS THAT UNITED ALL LIVING BEINGS.
BUT THERE WERE ALSO BEINGS WHO DID NOT DELIVER THEMSELVES TO THESE THINGS...
THEY FORCED THEMSELVES TO MAXIMIZE THEIR LATENT ABILITIES...
WITH THE OBJECTIVE OF BEING ABLE TO OVERCOME THE LIMITS OF MEAT AND BECOME STRONGER AND FREER.
ACTUALLY...
THESE INDIVIDUALS NO LONGER FIT AS "BIOLOGICAL" BEINGS...
IN HIS "EYES" EVERYONE WAS NOTHING MORE THAN INSIGNIFICANT GRAINS OF SAND.
THEN WHAT DID YOU LEAD TO INTERVENE IN THE UNIVERSE...?
MAYBE THEY FEEL THREATENED BY THE POTENTIAL OF LIVING BEINGS? OR WAS IT FOR OTHER REASONS? NOBODY KNOWS WHY HE PUT THEM ON PEOPLE.
BUT SOMETHING IS CLEAR...
WHEN SOMETHING BIG HAPPENS IN THE UNIVERSE, "IT" WILL INTERVENE IN THIS EVENT.
"IT" IS LOOKING...
Saitama was looking at the ceiling in confusion, lowering his head, look at the zebra -... What was all that about?-
-A long time ago. In the principles of the tribe, of my race in general. There was talk of a story, a myth. A zebra one day met something that she described with his own words as a GOD... This same one revealed to him the secrets of the universe, but his brain could not resist so much information and he went crazy. What I told you are the only coherent words he said. It is a story that has passed from generation to generation, until it reached me-
Saitama kept his confused expression -Okaaaayyyy, but what does that have to do with me? I do not get it-
-As I said before, your essence will be something never seen before. When I felt your presence, broken, empty, boring. I couldn't help but remember this story, this myth. You are more than meets the eye - put her hoof on his chest
-I still don't understand what that story has to do with me, I'm just a hero for fun. I'm not some kind of chosen one or something like that- move away her hoof from his chest -now is my turn-
-Ask me, do you want?-
-Yep. You see, it could be said that your presence has generated some inconvenience- Zecora doesn't seem to understand, so Saitama gives a brief summary of why he was there -I don't care what you do or where you live, as long as you don't hurt anyone, you will not have problems with me-
-My most sincere apologies, I did not know that my presence or actions generate fear in the ponies-
-What do you think if we go so they can meet you, so they are no longer afraid of you- Saitama suggested.
-Sounds good to me- they both headed for the door -by the way, what's your name?-
-I'm Saitama, my pleasure-
-The pleasure is mine hero Saitama-
Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter. Author's Note
Original story from Wattpad, I'm just an Argentine writer entering English territory so that more people read my fanfic.
Arrival in Equestria
The hero known as the Bald Man with a Cape, a name given by the Hero Association where the heroes who protected people from the Kaijin who used to attack them came out, this same hero was fighting against an entity named GOD that appeared out of nowhere in the planet Earth with the aim of destroying it, the other heroes not only the S class but the others since this was the greatest threat, so all the available heroes were asked to go to act but it did not work, showing themselves very injured due to the fight against this same entity that only played with them as if they were children.
At first they believed that the baldhead didn't have the slightest chance but it was a big surprise to see that this guy who many people considered a cheat for "stealing" the credit of the other heroes managed to knock that thing down with one blow, something that not even Tatsumaki with the maximum of his psychic powers he had achieved.
GOD knew perfectly well that this time his opponent was not insignificant garbage like the rest of mortals, but was a real threat to him, since that hero had broken what should never be broken, he broke his limiter and now he no longer had any bond with him.
The fight was quite even between the two warriors who gave their all to knock down the other but there was a slight advantage in Saitama who little by little managed to subdue GOD with his colossal strength, this desperate attempt to absorb his life but as mentioned before Saitama broke his limiter therefore GOD no longer had any power over him.
So he resorted to his most powerful techniques and the hero responded with his strongest punches, the battle continued between blows and blows, from planet to planet, from galaxy to galaxy.
Definitely this will be the most legendary fight that has ever happened and that will be marked forever in the history books as a great legend about the mortal who managed to face GOD, the already exhausted entity charged all its power in one last attack, Saitama smiled and got ready.
-CONSECUTIVE VERY SERIOUS PUNCHES!!! -
Destroying GOD's attack and himself but leaving pieces that began to regenerate, the bald man noticed this, launching another blow to end this once and for all and be able to go shower since tomorrow was the offer of instant ramen.
DEATH
That blow he used in that battle with Genos long ago stopped and pulverized the mountain behind him, it did the same with the remaining parts of GOD's body and not only that but everything behind him would share his fate erasing from existence: Meteorites, planets, stars, etc.
The hero Saitama also known as Bald with a cape emerged victorious from this great encounter, but unfortunately he still did not feel that "Boom" in his heart, it is true that this enemy was the most powerful he faced but still did not revive his spirit, He sighed looking at his fist still giving off some smoke.
-It's just that there isn't someone who can give me the battle I want - he looked at the sky of the planet where he was and had oxygen so he didn't have to worry about running out of air, he looked in different directions realizing something -Ehhhh... Now how do I get back to earth? Where do we get from? - This worried the bald man since he was afraid of staying there and missing out on tomorrow's offer
In that he realizes that the light of the place was beginning to be absorbed by a black hole behind him, by the time he turned to see it, it had already absorbed all the light, leaving the baldhead in complete and utter darkness. He walked for a while noticing that he did not feel the rocky ground but a flat one, in that a small light would appear, drawing the attention of our hero who looked at him showing a finger.
-A finger? - he asked himself confused until that tiny member of the body spoke
Y-You... Y-You shouldn't have
The finger would glow firing one last attack before turning to dust. The bald man received the attack that meant nothing to him, the darkness was replaced by a powerful glow that would instantly blind anyone but Saitama was not just anyone and he covered his eyes since that light was a nuisance to him, noticing that he was already He was not there, he opened them, running into an extensive forest.
-A forest? Could he have teleported me to earth? - the hero smiled -how kind, in the end it wasn't so bad- but he quickly noticed something and looked at himself:
His suit was completely repaired since it broke from the top in that battle with GOD
He was on 4 legs and they were horse legs therefore he had no fingers
It still had a black tail that looked like a fish
This was very rare but he would notice a small lake nearby so he headed there to get a better look, he was surprised to see his black face, reflectionless brown eyes, fangs, long tongue, curved horns and ears. Serrated.
Hey?! Is it me?! - Exclaimed the hero, still surprised by what he saw. Could it be that before sending him to earth that individual transformed him into this as revenge? -forget what i said it's pure evil - With Genos and take him to Kuseno so he can find a way to bring him back to how he was -I wonder where Z City is? It's better to ask someone -
He walked looking for someone, he walked until in the distance he managed to make out a small town with a sign that said: Ponyville and beyond he saw several colored horses walking, that confused the bald man much more, in his head he thought why he was there and not he liked me at all.
*It can't be, don't tell me that guy sent me to some kind of alternate universe or something where there are only colored horses, that means... * Saitama knelt down while shouting to the sky realizing that he would lose the offer from the supermarket instant ramen -NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! -
Saitama decided to go into the town to see if he could get something to eat even though he realized two things: he didn't know if the money he had would be useful here and the second is that the ponies around him stared at him because he didn't seem a pony and was dressed in a very cheap hero outfit, it even seemed that he did it himself.
*How much do they stare at me? * This clearly made our hero uncomfortable who kept walking until in a matter of blinks a light pink pony with blue eyes appeared in front of him. She has a hot pink puffy mane and tail, on her flank was a drawing of two blue balloons with two yellow strings on the right side of the sticking out knot and a yellow balloon with a blue string on the right side of the knot sticking out.
-Oh, oh, hello my name is Pinkie Pie, what are you? Who are you? Why are you wearing that costume? What you eat? You like cakes? Do you like parties? - Asked the now known Pinkie Pie as she jumped in front of Saitama who kept his classic unreadable expression.
-My name is Saitama and I'm a hero for fun - he replied with her iconic introduction
-Oh, oh, you are a hero. What is your favorite food? Where you come from? What is your favorite color? - the pony kept asking various things in a hyperactive way to Saitama who was fed up with so many questions so he opted for the option of running away at a speed that for the pony's eyes is as if he had disappeared out of nowhere leaving her confused -Huh? Where did she go? - She was looking for him with her gaze without result
Our hero was walking and by how he moved his head he seemed to be looking for something.
-Please, at least I ask that there be supermarket offers - he closed her eyes while praying inside so that this whim of his would magically come true and he could enjoy his discounts again
-Careful! - a female voice called above him.
-Huh? - Saitama raised his head when he noticed a cyan bulge at high speed heading towards him, he simply dodged it -Hey, be more careful you could hurt someone! - he scolded heading to where the now crashed pony was in a puddle of mud
-Hehe, I'm sorry - he got up wiping the mud from his face
She was a light blue winged pony with magenta eyes. She has six colors in her hair, those are the colors of her rainbow. Her hair is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. Her tail is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, just like the pink pony she encountered, she had a drawing on her flank that is lightning with red, yellow, and blue stripes and a white cloud
-Anyway, I have to go - Saitama continued on his way but that pony stood in front of him *Now what does she want? *
-Wow, you surprised me, you're the first to avoid me, you have good reflexes -
-Thanks, I guess - Saitama simply kept walking, leaving the Pegasus there, who was upset that she was just passed like that.
-Hey wait - she went flying since our bald? I was quite far from her
-You can stop bothering me, I'm just looking for a place to stay -
-Listen - but when she blinked that individual no longer left her confused, who looked for him with her eyes to realize that she was leaving behind her, leaving her surprised *Huh?! When was he leaving? I barely blink and he's already gone? I- Is he faster than me? No! That's impossible and I'll prove it! * She took flight again, standing in front of Saitama who had an angry face -Listen whatever you are, I challenge you to a race -
-No -
-Are you scared chicken? - She asked him mockingly trying to provoke him into accepting.
-It's not that I'm afraid, it's that I'm not interested in having a race with you, besides, he didn't win anything - he replied with her typical expression of boredom.
The pegasus was frustrated when she saw her failed attempt to provoke him, so she came up with something for her to agree to.
-You said you didn't have a place to stay, because if you win he lets you stay at my house -
-Oh really? Don't you have a problem with that? -
-Of course not - she smiled to herself, confident in her victory.
-Okay I accept -
-Okay, from this point on we have to go around Ponyville and the first one to get here wins - she took flight, looking at the bald man who was getting ready. -Ready? GOOOO! - The pegasus shot out *there is no way she can beat me * but to her surprise she saw her opponent pass her not only once but several times causing her to fall to the ground in shock -W-W-What ? -
-Hey, are you okay? - asked our winged hero, the pegasus looked at him without believing what had happened, that guy defeated her without even trying -Are you crying? -
Between tears he flew away before such a humiliating defeat with someone who didn't fly and the worst thing is that he didn't even make an effort with her as if it were a game or worse than that it wasn't even a game for him, the bald man chased her not because he wanted to comfort her or something like that, but because he believed that she was running away in order not to fulfill her deal.
The winged pony hid in a cloud to weep at her crushing defeat, but she noticed that her opponent was standing over her, looking at her with an expression of utter neutrality.
-Did you come to "sniff" to make fun of me? - She asked, thinking that she had come to rub her victory all over her face.
-Make fun of you? No, I don't want you to run away, you promised me something if I won -
-You're more "sniff" faster than me, if I can't "sniff" beat you, how come I'll join the Wonderbolts? - She tried to dry her tears
-What? - Asked the hero of the cape who didn't know what that was
-The Wonderbolts are the best flyers in all of Equestria, since I was a filly I have dreamed of joining them, that is why I train every day so that one day I can impress them -
-Good for you -
-But you're faster than me and you don't even fly -
-Hey, don't think I became so fast overnight - in that his bored face changed to a very serious one surprising the pegasus -just like you I've trained every day with effort and sweat it doesn't matter if I spit blood I would never stop, so I got stronger and accepted the pain, I did my training even if my legs were unresponsive or my bones were broken I still kept going and going - the words clearly left the pegasus in shock. Spitting up blood? Broken bones? Did he do such extreme training that he got hurt?
-S-So, can I be as fast as you? -
-Of course, your dream is to join those Thunderbolts, right? Well, you have to work hard and train every day, never give up and give it your all - the bald man smiled as he heroically raised his front paw
-T-They are the Wonderbolts, and I will train every day to be as fast as you and be one of their honorable members - those words made me feel better making me stop being sad
-I hope so -
-Thank you... Ehhh, what's your name? -
-I'm Saitama and I'm a hero for fun -
-I am Rainbow Dash and I will be the fastest pony of all and I will surpass you Saitama - she promised to the 4 winds with a look of pure determination, which made the hero smile
-I'll be waiting for you - the hero relaxed his expression to ask something -by the way, what are those drawings on his sides? -
-Ah, those are our cutie marks that represent our special talent and indicate what we are good at -
-Cool -
Author's Note
What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt!
Look Before you Sleep
Saitama was flying along with other pegasi also cloud cleaners like him or Rainbow Dash, today's task was to accommodate the clouds for a rain scheduled for today and other ponies would be in charge of removing all the broken branches to prevent them from falling on someone During the storm, having said this, everypony got to work: Saitama moved the occasional cloud while he thought something specific about this task and it was: Who the hell would think of programming rain on a possible and beautiful day?
-Well, not every day can be good apart from that maybe someone likes the rain- he said to himself while he put the last cloud that after a few seconds would start to drip along with the others indicating that it would start to rain -I'm done- using his magic would teleport to the barracks where he would report that he finished his job to receive his pay and then retire home. For now he would be home with only Twilight, since Spike went on a trip to Canterlot on royal business
-I see you did a good job and they paid you- Twilight commented to our hero who was going to the couch he used and that he proclaimed as own
-Yes, the pay is fine- replied our hero who took off his suit to put on his sweatshirt, which made the unicorn a bit uncomfortable *it's not so much what they paid me when I was class C, or well when I was class B it seemed to me pay a little more* once comfortable he began to read as usual
Twilight was closing the windows to prevent water from entering the house but when doing so she realized something, so she opened the door calling two ponies and telling them to come in, after a few seconds Applejack and Rarity appeared at the entrance, the latter was the only one that entered since Applejack stopped to ask.
-Is it good to be here during a thunderstorm?- Don't blame her for asking, after all, it's a tree in the middle of a storm and lightning can strike it and catch fire.
-It is if you don't have a magical lightning rod protecting your home like me, come in- she replied inviting her to come in calmly so that nothing bad happens
-Ah, we are very grateful for your invitation-
-Thank you for your hospitality- Rarity puts her paw on she, stopping her step -Huh?- The unicorn would point to her muddy paws
-Be a polite guest and please go wash yourself-
-Go wash, you won't stain the floor- our hero ask, supporting the unicorn who gave a victorious look to the cowgirl who only growled irritated
-I have to spend a second more with this maniac Rarity, I can't take responsibility for what I'll do- saying this, she goes outside to wash his hooves
-What a storm, the pegasus ponies overstepped this time-
-Hey, I just did what they asked me, don't complain to me, complain to whoever scheduled a rain for today- replied our hero who returned to his reading
-I hope you don't have trouble getting home-
-It could really be a problem- Rarity was one of those mares that she could not tolerate even a drop in her mane
-Well, you can stay if you need to, Spike traveled to Canterlot on royal business, I'll be alone with Saitama tonight-
-Twilight, don't say it so she could be misunderstood!- Our hero scolded him, making Rarity blush a little as she imagined such a scene between her friend and that self-proclaimed hero
*What the hell am I thinking?! That's impossible!*
-Misunderstand? What are you talking about?- Saitama wouldn't answer her, since he wouldn't know what to answer since he didn't want to create a misunderstanding and also get kicked out of there -Are you going to answer me?... I think not, it seems he was very immersed in your reading, I won't bother you. What was I on?- she began to think until an idea occurred to her -Why you guys don't stay the night? We'll have a sleepover!- she suggested with a smile while clapping his hooves -I've always wanted to make a one-
Rarity blinked a few times before answering -Oops, what a thing, I think I have another engagement scheduled for tonight that I had completely forgotten about until now- It's not that I didn't want to have a sleepover with Twilight, I would gladly if the circumstances there were others, but now not with a certain cowgirl -hahaha how clumsy, I can't stay all night... With Applejack-
Twilight would use her magic to pull a book from one of the highest shelves in her bookcase, open it to show Rarity with a smile, who would read the book's title -Sleepover 101: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know But Were Afraid ask-
-My own individual copy, it's a fantastic reference guide, you should see the index, I was waiting for the opportunity to use it and today is the day!- Twilight exclaimed with great excitement to finally have a sleepover -This is going to be great!-
-Yes, great- she laughed nervously, since now she couldn't refuse to see her friend so happy with the idea of a sleepover, that would undoubtedly make her feel bad -This is a sleepover for girls, only for girls, right?- Twilight nodded with the head still keeping animated -well there is a little problem with that-
-Which one?- Rarity would very discreetly point out to our hero who was still immersed in his reading of Daring Doo -Oh, it's not necessary, we can invite him, I don't think it's wrong- the purple unicorn would approach our hero to ask if he would I would join the sleepover -hey Saitama-
-Hey- under the book to see it
-Would you like to join our sleepover-
-No thanks, sleepovers never caught my attention, apart from it's one for girls and I wouldn't fit in-
-Oh, I see-
-I'll leave you alone, I'll go to the basement to continue my reading- Saitama went to a door that, when opened, revealed some stairs that led down to the basement of the tree house
-Okay, have a good time and don't forget that you can join us if you get bored-
-Do you have a basement?- asked the dressmaker who did not know that detail of her friend's house
Saitama would go down the stairs until he reached the basement, Twilight usually used the basement to have time with her hobby. What is it? Well, she told him that her favorite hobby is the scale models built by her hooves, since she was a child liked it. She for now, was going through a quarter of Ponyville starting with her house and expanding to surroundings.
-It's surprising, the only scale models I've done are school assignments when I was young, this one is pretty good... Although it feels a bit disturbing-
Our hero would resume his reading but not before making his couch appear with his magic to make himself comfortable, once he finally finished his book, he sat there without knowing what to do.
-How boring, what can I do? Could you go upstairs? Nah, I'm not interested in girly things- he turned his head looking at the scale model and an idea occurred to him -I wonder if-
Saitama would make his horn shine by enveloping his body in a red aura that would slowly make him shrink to the size of a doll, once that size using his wings he went to the model landing on the replica of the tree house.
-Wow, it feels like being in Ponyville- he looked inside the house, seeing that even inside her it's the same -Wow, Twilight really made an effort- he kept looking noticing that there were also replicas of him, Spike and Twilight -hey, it's me in the doll- he looked at himself for a few seconds to look away -this really could be for a horror story -
Once he inspected all the places in Ponyville under construction for now, he left the model to return to his original size, and with nothing else to do he would make his bed and pajamas appear with his magic to sleep right there...
He slept like a baby, oh well as far as I get since some screams from the other side would wake him up from his sacred nap.
-Is there something else that could go wrong?!- The basement door would be opened abruptly accompanied by the sound of thunder, it was Saitama who didn't look very happy
-Do you want to stop yelling?! It disturbs my sleep!-
-Sorry for asking- Twilight said between whispers as she hid under her sheets.
-What few manners, they didn't teach you not to yell at the ladies- Saitama throws his pillow at her face
-And you weren't taught to keep your voice down when someone is sleeping?- our hero would turn around heading back to the basement while closing the door
He would lie down on his bed again and resume his nap believing that the mares understood his message and that they would not make so much noise so as not to disturb his nap... Or so he believed, since a loud noise woke him up, he opened his eyes, while he got up like Dracula from his coffin, he looked at the door, listening to the voices of the mares. He growled irritated since he couldn't throw them out or silence them because this wasn't his house but Twilight's, he wouldn't lose sleep since tomorrow there is a sale of vegetables at half price and he wouldn't miss it for the world. So he thought that he could do about it, so after thinking for a while an idea occurred to him, and that was to teleport with his bed to another side to sleep august and without anyone to bother him.
-Well, here I go- he made his horn shine as he concentrated -I only ask that there is no rain-
Saitama would reappear in what seemed like an abandoned castle that our hero recognized as the one where he defeated Nightmare Moon, there was no rain here which was a relief for our hero who otherwise would get completely wet including his bed since where he was there was no ceiling or even walls, oh well, almost.
-I think I'll find a room to sleep in, there must be one- Saitama would go looking for him while he levitated his bed with his magic, walked through the long, dark and gloomy corridors of the old castle that would scare even the bravest but for our hero this was nothing special -Hmm?- he turned to look behind him since he felt that someone was watching him from behind, but when he didn't see anything he thought it would only be his imagination so he continued ahead
It was already daylight, so the sun's rays pierced the window of the room where Saitama had stayed to sleep, it would hit him all over the face causing discomfort in our hero who would slowly begin to wake up accompanied by a good and long yawn.
-Damn, I haven't slept so well in so long, this place is quiet, comfortable and with no one to start reading at 3:00 in the morning- and he wasn't lying since Twilight had a habit of reading at that time with a small lamp shining on her, which annoys him -maybe I'll move here, it reminds me of my apartment in city Z, only without Genos. I admit I miss his extravagances- he got out of bed while changed into his sweatshirt that he made appear with her magic -I hope he's not so worried about me-
