On the way to the dungeons, we came across King Sombra.

He dropped his crystals upon seeing me. “You’re still alive?” King Sombra brushed his hoof across my body. “I hate those without a purpose. All of them are already dead, they just don’t know it yet.” He turned to Cozy Glow, “I guess I don’t know you as well as I thought.”

“I found her purpose!” Cozy Glow announced proudly.

“Did you now?”

“She’s a gag-happy, ass-taking nymphomaniac.”

That statement hit me so hard that it rendered me numb.

“Well, that certainly would make her useful. The slaves are getting restless from the all-work-no-fun routine. With the prospect of instant pleasure, overall productivity wouldn’t suffer. It might actually increase because of a greater divide between reward and punishment. However, there’s still a problem with the lack of space. I have no room to offer her.”

“She doesn’t need a room. We’re actually going to the dungeons right now where it’s nice and cold so that she can wear my furtight bodysuits that she likes so much.”

King Sombra turned to me. “You want to wait for somepony to drop from my magic mirror a century from now, right?”

I nodded, still dumbfounded by what Cozy Glow said about me.

“I’ll announce your availability to the whole castle, and if they all give you a good review I’ll ride you myself every day and give you my immortality blessing while I’m doing you.”

“I do want the immortality blessings. They’re the only way for me to see Spirit again.” I wasn’t keen on all the other parts, though.

“We have a deal then. I’ll see you soon and you’ll both receive your immortality blessings.” He levitated his crystals and trotted off.

Cozy Glow jumped on me. “Yay, Rain will get to wait for her fuck-stallion, and we’ll have so much fun in between.”

Cozy Glow kept riding me on the way to the dungeon.

I was confused when she chained me to the floor in the middle of an empty room.

“Now remember, you need to get a good review from everypony.”

I closed my eyes and mentally prepared myself. If I could handle the traders I could handle a few more. “How many stallions are in this castle anyway?”

“Just a few hundred,” Cozy Glow said simply as she walked away. “Have fun!”

Author's Note

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