Anon stirred awake, his eyes squinted to protect themselves from the invading streams of daylight cascading through the far window. The memory he had just dreamt quickly replaying in his mind like a reel of film flipping through a movie projector.

The human turned as he sat up, his legs hanging off the side of the bed. "Please be ok..." He mumbled to himself before standing up, he stretched lightly as he began walking. Rolling his shoulders, the human entered the bathroom.

The room grew silent for a few moments until Azrael stirred awake also. Her head lazily lifted off the soft pillow as her long hair cascaded across her features. The demon let out a small yawn as she rolled onto her back. Suddenly, Azrael got a chill down her spine, she quickly shot up into a sitting position as her eyes swiftly scanned the ceiling. Something was off, something was here. Each time the demon moved her head, she could swear that in the corner of her vision, the light seemed to bend and shimmer, almost distorted.

Azrael was snapped from her concentration as the bathroom door opened again. Anon locked eyes with Azrael as he saw the confused look on her face. "You good?" The human asked with a raised eyebrow as he lazily shook his wet hands.

"Something in this room is off Sir." Azrael stated, her eyes returning to the ceiling.

Anon followed her eyes as his head tilted upwards. Almost immediately, the human noticed a large concentration of magic pressed against the ceiling. He stared at the magical cloud as it moved across the surface of the ceiling, while the shape was very vague, it seemed to almost coat something or someone "Mate, can you fuck off? I'm not in the mood." Anon stated.

A low disembodied chuckle echoed throughout the room. "You can see me? What a rare treat." A voice spoke in an intrigued tone

The magical cloud slowly dissipated as a strange creature was revealed. It had gray fur, and its body was made up from different animal parts. It laid on it's back against the ceiling like gravity did not affect it. Its arms were crossed behind its head and had a leg over the other one.

"Discord!?" Azrael exclaimed questioningly, her eyes wide in shock.

"The one and only." Discord states proudly.

The draw to the bedside table opened as a seemingly smaller discord popped out. "Two, actually." It stated with a smile.

"Make that three." Another Discord said as it slid out from underneath

"Well now I don't feel as special." The Discord on the ceiling stated as it clapped as the other two disappeared in a small cloud of smoke.

Anon's eyes remained on the original Discord, his eyes narrowing slightly. "What do you want?" The human questioned.

The Draconequus shrugged as he dropped from the ceiling, lading on the floor softly. "Want? I want nothing. I'm just here to see what all the fuss is about." Discord stated, a large grin forming.

Azrael pointed at the Draconequus. "Don't trust a thing he says Sir. He is pure chaos." She stated with venom.

Discord rolled his eyes before snapping his fingers. The bed covers twisted and wriggled as they came to live, wrapping themselves around Azrael in a binding grip, covering her mouth. "Hush now, the adults are talking."

"Besides, I'm reformed. I no longer seek mindless Chaos. Well I do but only when it does not hurt my friends."

Azrael wriggled against the constricting sheets. Her neck split as a mouth formed, opening with the sound of ripping flesh. "Bullshit, you were the reason ponies stopped summoning us!" Azrael exclaimed.

Discords head quickly turned to Azrael as he floated over. "Ahh, you must be a demon, Now you've piqued my interest." He stated, his grin widening. "If you're calling him 'Sir' then you have been summoned by him, that about right?" Discord asked.

The mouth on Azrael's neck snarled, "Piss off!" It spat

"That was rude. Now see this is why you're in this situation." He stated.

Suddenly the door was enveloped in purple magic as it was swung open. Revealing Twilight and a yellow pony.

"Discord" Twilight called in a frustrated tone.

"Seems my time is up. Splendid meeting you two." The draconequus said as he snapped his fingers. The sheets wrapping around Azrael ceased their grip as they became lifeless one again.

"Discord, we are going home right this minute." The yellow pony stated sternly. As both ponies walked into the room.

"But of course Fluttershy." He replied simply, beginning to float towards the entrance.

"I'll meet you outside the castle, and then we are walking home." Fluttershy stated, leaving no room for doubt.

"I'll be waiting." Discord replied as he poofed into thin air. Both ponies gave a relieved sigh as they turned to each other.

"I'm so sorry Twilight, we were talking about the hospital and I guess I said too much." Fluttershy admitted, her tone turning soft.

Twilight simply gave an understanding smile. "It's ok, I'm just glad we got here before Discord did something stupid." The alicorn replied before turning to Anon.

"Nothing happened right?" She asked.

"Dude I don't know, I just woke up. I think he watched me sleep then tied up Azrael and was being creepy as shit." Anon recalled.

Fluttershy's face fell slightly. "Oh, I'm so sorry. He can be very eccentric, but he wouldn't hurt anypony." She stated apologetically. "I promise to give him a stern talking to." She added before trotting out the door.

"What in Tartarus happened? Last I heard he was turned to stone." Azrael questioned.

"Yes the princesses turned Discord to stone, then he broke free, caused chaos and was turned back to stone. Then Princess Celestia gave us his statue in the hopes of reforming him After some slight issues, Fluttershy managed to show him the error of his ways and since then has been learning about friendship." Twilight explained quickly.

Azrael's face scrunched slightly. "I'm still here, so it's not completely insane." she thought out loud. "What do you think Sir?" She added, turning her head towards Anon.

Anon gave a small yawn before speaking. "Hungry." He said simply before walking out of the room.

Author's Note

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