Magical Mishaps of the Fun Kind

by Arcane_Sigil

Rating: mature
Tags: Profanity, Mane 5, Princess Celestia, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Porn, Fetish, Comedy
Length: 1398

Twilight and friends decide to have a little fun. With Portals.

I honestly have NO idea what I'm doing with this one. It popped into my head demanding to be written so here's... this.

Twilight is a lot naughtier than her friends and family know. Not even Spike knows she's like this. After discovering a portal spell that can connect two distant points, any sane pony would use it to rapidly send letters and notes. Twilight decides she's just... gonna do something. Something crazy that may or may not get her and anyone else involved in a lot of trouble.

Published 2023-03-17 04:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-03-17 04:30:00 UTC

Thinking with Portals

Author's Note

The first in a series of random stores that popped into my head. Saw a picture, had me thinkin' with portals, so here we are.

Thinking with Portals

Twilight stared at the orange circle in front of her. She couldn’t see what was on the other side, but she knew what it was. A portal. A two-way portal. Swallowing nervously, she leaned forward and pushed her muzzle through the portal. It was just wide enough she could fit her entire head through it. In fact, if she wanted to she could climb through it and be on the other side. She closed her eyes and shrank it just enough that only her muzzle could fit through.

If she’d aimed right, it wouldn’t be a problem. Opening her mouth, she stuck out her tongue and waited.

It took only a few moments. She jumped but didn’t back away as something touched her tongue. She knew what it was. She’d calculated everything and aimed perfectly. She knew she had now. It was… salty but sweet. He’d just showered. His long, thick shaft sank into her throat. She didn’t gag as much as she’d thought she would.

Her throat was used until she did, for a moment, feel like she was going to pass out. He hilted in her throat. She wished his balls could have slapped her in the face, or that she could feel them tensing as he dumped a load down her throat. It made her sad that she couldn’t taste it. She kept her mouth open as he pulled back. Now she could taste it. The salty-sweet thickness on her tongue. She swallowed every drop that was still in her mouth. Removing her muzzle from the hole, she blushed furiously.

She knew his scent, his taste, his feel. They hadn’t even done much but she knew it was him. Her soon to be Captain, all the way up in Canterlot. The selection process had only been a week ago. Shining and Celestia had both pointed out promising candidates, as far as they were concerned. She’d chosen him. A colt she knew from Celestia’s school. Hot tempered, short fused, quick on the draw, but kind and caring. A pony like that would protect his Princess to his own detriment.

The hole reformed at her eye level, and she watched as it followed him. His shower was part of his “end of day” routine. Now was a quick jog around Canterlot Gardens, a check on the statue of Cozy Glow, Chrysalis and Tirek, and a jog back around the Gardens and back to his bunk. He was already being groomed to become a Captain, so he had his own room. “Perfect” couldn’t begin to describe it. Twilight’s peeping hole followed his every move.

She saw it all. Every flex of his body as he ran. The way he carefully examined the statues, repairing any cracks he found. Twilight saw his ear twitch and the corners of his eyes crinkle and knew he was smiling. It made her sad she’d never see his face under his mask. Part of his admission to the Guard Training School was he keep his mask. Celestia knew why and she would not tell anypony.

His jog back to his room was interrupted once or twice by fellow guards. She didn’t know their names, only that they were guards. They wanted to know who he was rooting for at the next Games. His answer surprised her. “Ponyville.” That was all he said before continuing on.

Reaching his room, Twilight stopped her peeping hole at the door. She watched as he took off his training armor. Every fold was deliberate. Calculated. Meant for an easy unfold if Canterlot was attacked. When he set it down, her eyes were on him. His shoulders, his back, his haunches. Every part of him was perfect to her. His cutie mark drew her eye next. A five-pointed star with five different colors in each point. His mane and tail were predominantly white with red and blue streaks through them.

He was alone now. The door was closed. Twilight sucked in as much bravery as she could, moved away from the hole, turned around, and grew it. It didn’t have to get very big, but it needed to be big enough. Once she was confident, she pulled it towards herself until it forced her hind legs forward. Shrinking it a bit, she flagged her tail up, so the portal kept it out of the way. Her rump was sitting on the other side of the portal. She blushed furiously.

The two most intimate parts of her body were on the other side of the portal. In his room. In the same room as the stallion she had just allowed to use her mouth like his own personal fuck toy. Closing her eyes, she waited. Many things came to her mind. Was he going to bring other guards in? Was he just teasing her earlier and she was about to get in a lot of trouble with Celestia or her mom? So many questions ran through her head.

Every single question died in her mind as she felt something against her slit. He hadn’t left. He’d adjusted. The portal was exactly where she wanted it. And exactly where he wanted it. Then she heard it. Voices. The Captains’ meeting. He was there. Not at his room. He was going to be chosen. She silently cheered. Her gasp nearly choked her as he hilted inside her slit. She was sure the other Captains heard her. Clamping her hooves over her mouth, she looked towards the portal.

She couldn’t hear them clearly, her rump filled the portal ring so thoroughly no air was getting through it. She was certain one of them asked what the noise was. He just kept moving the portal with his magic. How they didn’t notice his magic she wasn’t sure, but the movement made him pump in and out of her. She kept her mouth squeezed closed as he essentially used her as a fuck toy.

Her eyes closed tightly as she reached her climax, nearing it much sooner than she usually did. Her toys made her last so long, but the real thing was so much better. Her hips squeezed, her body tensed, and she had to bite her own leg to keep from screaming. At the same time she felt his twitch and she could feel him pouring rope after rope into her. If she passed out, they could be in trouble. Nopony even knew they were in a relationship. That secret would be out in minutes if she got pregnant.

Humming to herself, she tried to keep from passing out.

“Hi Twilight.” She jumped, and knew she clamped tighter on him. Pinkie had snuck up on her. “What cha doin?” her friend asked, and Twilight looked up from her desk. She’d forgotten she’d come to the school “to grade papers”. That was the story she’d given her friends. She was just lucky the portal was on the floor behind her desk. At least now it was. From its previous position floating in the air behind her with her rump on a stool.

She couldn’t answer. He was still going. More and more of his cum sprayed into her needy womb. When he finally started to taper off, Pinkie had made it around the desk. Twilight couldn’t stop herself. Her limbs had no muscle left. She slipped and fell sideways. His cock sprang free of her. Pinkie yelped. Twilight looked up just as the portal magic faded, her “secret lovers” cock disappearing like a ghost. Her eyes flicked to Pinkie. A rope of his cum dangled from her friend’s muzzle.

Twilight tried to offer her a napkin. Her eyes went wide as Pinkie simply stuck out her tongue, wrapped it around her entire mouth in typical Pinkie fashion, and licked it off. The pink mare smacked her lips together thoughtfully, tasting it. “Bit thick. Arcane really needs more water in his diet.”

If Twilight could have willed herself to die… that would have been the opportune moment. The one friend who was known for being unable to keep a secret… now knew her secret. Her ear flicked and she looked at Pinkie. “Hang on. How do you know what he tastes like?”