Spikes a dinosaur....... egg.
One, beuatiful Sunday morning, Spike was doing his chores while Twilight was out.He was humming and working until he heard a knock on the door.When Spike answered the door, a familier pink pony came bursting in demanding Spikes help.
"Spike, I need your help with something, right now!" Pinkie exclaimed.
"Sure Pinkie, what is it?" Spike asked.
"I need you to be a dinosaur egg and hatch out of it!"
"Umm, Pinkie, two questions. One: Why? Two: You know I'm not a dinosaur, right?"
"I know that you're not a dinosaur, silly! I just need you to get in an egg costume and hatch out of it! I even brought my chicken costume to....."
"Pinkie, that just scares me."
"Anyway, I'm foal-sitting the Cakes again and I learned that they love dinosaurs!"
"Alright, might as well. Could be fun!"
"Great! C'mon! We have no time to waste!"
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In Sugarcube Corner, Spike was in an egg costume. It had no patterns on it, though it did have six pieces of egg to cover the holes where the arms, legs, head, and tail are.
"Alright, Spike!" Pinkie exclaimed, "What you have to do is put ALL of your body parts into your shell, ok?"
"Alright, Pinkie, I'll do what you ask."
With that, Spike squirmed his way into the shell, making sure the holes weren't noticable. Once secure, Spike asked:
"Ok Pinkie, what now?"
"After I say "I hope there's a dinosaur in this egg!", hop out and roar like a dinosaur! Got that?"
"Sounds easy enough, let's do this!"
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Later, Pinkie carried Spike, while he was in the egg, to the Cakes. Guess what? It wasn't the baby Cakes she gave the egg to..... it was Mr. and Mrs. Cake.
"Thank you, Pinkie. This egg looks like it can make a couple dozen cupcakes. It would work out perfectly!"Mrs. Cake asked, cracking the egg.
Spike came out of the egg in a big THUMP and wasn't too pleased with Pinkie.
"PINKIE! I thought you said you were foal-sitting the Cakes!"
"I was, an hour ago."
"Ugh..... that was time wasting."
"Oh don't worry, Spike! This time I'll give you to the baby Cakes!"
"Ugh, alright. Whatever you say."
Meanwhile, both the Cakes were in shock. Spike coming out of the egg was nothing they'd expect. What was even more shocking was........ CRASH!
"Rainbow Dash! How dare you come crashing thrugh the fourth wall!"
"Well, excuuuuuuse me, Pinkie, but I need to put some excitement in this story. And since Firefan blocked me off, I had to come crashing through!"
"Whats that? Did ah just here ta fourth wall break again?" Applejack asked, coming in to Sugarcube corner.
"Guys! Get out of the story before Firefan makes you fat or something!" Pinkie egg-laimed.
"Oh crap, he's started making puns! Quick, AJ, help me repair the fourth wall!"
"Ah helped last time, RD. Make Spike do it."
"ME!? WHY!"
"You don't want puns in this story, do you?"
"'Sigh', I guess not."
And so Spike, RD, and Pinkie were repairing the fourth wall while I was chocking a plush toy of Rainbow Dash, and eventually Rainbow Dash herself. When I was satisfied, the fourth wall blasted RD and AJ away, thus, returning the story to normal.
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Spike was in the egg again, prepairing to roar like a dinosaur.
"Hi, Rarity! Want this egg?"
"Sure, darling. What for?"
"Mabye you can have the CMC to come and help bake some treats?" Pinkie hoped.
"Alright Pinkie. I just hope that's a good idea.
Sometime later, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle hopped into the kitchen.
"Oh boy! Rarity's going to see our cooking skills AND we'll get our cutie marks as well!" Sweetie belle exclaimed.
While cracking open the egg, Apple Bloom said, "Ah jus' hope there aren't gonna be any disrup-" THUMP!
Spike came crashing through the egg, half-asleep.
"Well, that was a buzzkill." Scootaloo remarked while the other CMC were shocked to motionless mode, thingy.
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Eventually, Pinkie had enough fun and decided to do what she said in the first place.
"Alright, baby cakes, I hope there's a dinosaur in this HUGE egg!"
And at that, Spike came bursting out and let out a pretty pathetic "Roar!"
Pound and Pumpkin cake were unamused, letting out yawns. Spike, meanwhile, had an irratated frown. He took off the egg suit, threw it on the ground, and-
"Shut up Firefan! This was supposed to be funny!" Spike shouted.
(goes to corner and starts crying)
I just 'sniff' wanted to make a funny story where everyone would get a laugh.........
(cries softly to sleep)
"Wow Spike, that was mean and harsh. Now you hurt his feelings!" Pinkie 'sniff' scolded Spike.
"Well this was supposed to be an egg-cellent story!"
Spike then realized what he 'sniff' said, and cursed under his breath.
Spikes a dinosaur....... egg.
"Hello, mares and gentlecolts. It's Spike here giving you an important note giving to me by the author, since he can't type it up normally. If I may, I'll read it now............
"Dear fans, I need help with some of my writing. I have trouble with pacing and number of words
in the chapters. I need any criticism I could get, from fans and friends alike. In my opinion, writers
can't make a good story without the help from the many helping fans. After you comment, Spike will
tell me how I should improve based on your suggestions.
Sincerely, Firefan645."
"Well, you heard what he said, get to commenting! The faster you comment, the faster I can get to Rarity and woo her on the spot! Ohh....... How she glistens in the sunlight, so beautiful and stunning, it just feels like I'm in pony heaven. So, hurry hurry hurry!"
"Oh, hi Spike! Watcha doing?"
"Hi Pinkie, I'm just waiting for Firefan's fans to comment, and don't think I forgot the egg incident!"
"Oh, I know. I just came here to cheer you up with...... a........ PARTY!"
"Sweet! I'll be there after I'm done this!"
"Okie-dokie-lokie!"
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*Uhhh...... no Rarity, don't go. Don't go with that colt, it was supposed to be you and me.......... Rarity..........*
SPIKE! WAKE UP!
"Huh, what?"
You fell asleep, and by your squirming I can tell it was a nightmare, but right now I have to go, I was just checking up.
"Unh....... Okay, got it."
Good. See ya.
"Ugh, what was I doing again...... Oh yeah! The comment thing! Wait, there's also a party for me......... What to chose, what to chose.............."
