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No, I Am Not A Brony, Get Me Outta Equestria!

by BronyWriter
A non-brony is transported to Equestria

I'd heard about the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from my college roommate who is way too into the show. Disturbingly so, actually, but good gravy I would never watch the darned thing! What am I, five? I've got better things to do with my time than watch a silly little girl's show. However, that didn't stop... something from transporting me into the world of the show, so here I am... in Equestria... trying to get home. This is gonna be interesting.

Special thanks to GuyFace, Jack Kellar, Storm Shaker, Spiffy McSquee, and Goober Trooper for helping me with this one!

Everyone
Complete
Comedy
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Human
 
CCPMO

106159 words: Estimated about 9 hours to read
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26 Chapters:

  1. Prologue 2013-05-19 04:30:42 UTC
    864
  2. Uh-oh 2012-11-24 06:37:50 UTC
    6051
  3. We All Make Mistakes... 2012-11-24 06:41:13 UTC
    4084
  4. New Clothes 2012-11-28 06:45:57 UTC
    4626
  5. YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!! 2012-11-24 06:46:42 UTC
    2848
  6. Cupcakes 2012-11-24 06:50:43 UTC
    2756
  7. Sugarcube Corner 2012-11-24 06:55:35 UTC
    2267
  8. The Cake Twins 2012-11-24 06:59:53 UTC
    4534
  9. Show and Tell 2012-11-24 07:06:15 UTC
    6379
  10. Lord I was Born A Ramblin' Man 2012-11-21 17:04:25 UTC
    3742
  11. They Find Out 2012-11-09 05:00:16 UTC
    2804
  12. Going to the Gala 2012-11-25 23:39:19 UTC
    3398
  13. The Gala 2012-12-02 23:31:25 UTC
    12619
  14. Citizen Powell 2012-12-05 05:29:28 UTC
    5190
  15. Homeless Dog Barking 2012-12-15 03:41:01 UTC
    3779
  16. I'm Still Not a Brony and Now I'm Outta Equestria 2012-12-18 19:22:48 UTC
    4312
  17. Non Canon Deleted Scene: Hellfire 2012-12-20 05:21:13 UTC
    1324
  18. TD Trolls the Canterlot Intellectual Elite 2012-12-20 23:10:12 UTC
    4192
  19. Q&A 2012-12-24 00:35:20 UTC
    2020
  20. Q&A 2 2012-12-24 22:13:50 UTC
    1933
  21. TD Meets Poison Joke and That Only Begins His Problems 2013-01-01 20:02:40 UTC
    8175
  22. TD and the Lyra 2013-01-04 21:15:44 UTC
    3673
  23. Royal Love Can be a Royal Pain in the-- 2013-01-10 06:47:09 UTC
    8696
  24. Canon Deleted Scene: Talents 2013-01-16 20:06:21 UTC
    1371
  25. Non Canon Deleted SceneTD Trolls the D.O.R.K.S. Part II 2013-01-12 06:24:00 UTC
    4462
  26. Link to the sequel 2013-02-06 01:29:36 UTC
    60