Taking the Ls

by Space_Kase

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Sex, Vapor Trail, Fetish, Profanity, Crossover, Thunderlane, Anthro, Sky Stinger, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3419

Time in the locker room after a basketball game in Equestria leads to something more...

The Loony Tunes have a basketball game in Equestria against the Wonderbolts.

The Wonderbolts lose; it was inevitable, with the Tunes having one Lola Bunny on their team. But that's far from the only competition they can have, particularly when a certain hellhound from the audience shows up.

Featuring an orgy between Lola Bunny, Loona, Thunderlane, Sky Stinger, and Vapor Trail. There's vaginal, anal, double penetration in two holes, oral (both cunnilingus and blowjob), face-sitting, and fingering. And maybe, just maybe, a hint of Vapor Trail x Sky Stinger.

Written for the Furry Foray Festival, specifically for the Super Lightning Bonus Round achievement Double Trouble.

Published 2023-03-27 01:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-03-27 01:00:00 UTC

Not Always a Bad Thing to Lose...

Author's Note

Well, I've done it. I've crossed the threshold from 'furry porn writer' into 'pony porn writer.' This is the first clopfic I've written that features ponies as they actually canonically appear. It's far from the first time I've written smut that was outside my comfort zone, but it kind of feels like I've crossed a line that I can never un-cross with this.

As of this, I've written just about 44,000 words of talking animals boffing each other for this contest in the last month, month-in-a-half, two months. There are those that might think that's weird, but Heck; written words is written words. No one can take that from me.

I'd like to thank you, everyone who's liked my fics, disliked them, commented on them, or added them to your own personal library lists or other groups. Heck, thanks to all who just LOOKED at these. It truly means a lot to me. Regardless of how I do in this contest, regardless of whether I win anything, I feel like I DID make an accomplishment with all this. Nothing and no one can take that from me.

This can also be read on my AO3, my Furaffinity, and my Inkbunny.

Not Always a Bad Thing to Lose...

"Doin' okay there, Lola?"

The bunny woman turned to look at Thunderlane over her shoulder, heavy-lidded and seductive. "Doing just fine." The pegasus groaned as her ass clenched around his cock.

On the other side of them, he heard Sky Stinger say "I'm gonna beat you. You're gonna cum first; just watch."

Thunderlane rolled his eyes. Competitiveness was a way of life in the world of sports, whether it be basketball or buckball or the Wonderbolts; he'd come to know that and accept it. Still, there were those who took it to a whole other level, and the recent newcomer to the team was one of them.

Thankfully, Lola Bunny was taking this all in stride. The basketball tournament that had come to Equestria had been big, hyped up for creatures from miles around.

Much to the shock of of the ponies on the team opposing the Loony Tunes, the floor was wiped clean with them. Mostly because of the athletic bunny now grinding on his cock.

She hadn't helped matters by being just...such a damn good sport about it. She'd shaken their hooves and everything after the game.

There really was no two ways about it; the bunny was jaw-droppingly beautiful. The crop top and short shorts she wore on her curvy figure didn't help. It had taken everything Thunderlane had to tear his eyes away from her on the court; those long, curvy legs carried her with grace and confidence as she scored basket after basket.

He was a mare-loving stallion. A stallion-loving one, too. But her body was so different from those of ponies, he hadn't been able to keep his mind from wandering when all was said and done. He couldn't stop thinking about the mammaries that were, curiously, on her chest instead of between her legs, or how that tiny top clung to them. He couldn't stop thinking about her curvy hips and rump, how those shorts just hugged them.

Maybe, in the locker room afterwards, his wandering mind had led to a somewhat embarrassing issue between his legs.

Maybe Sky Stinger, competitive braggart he was, saw him in that state, and proceeded to have the same problem, insisting that his was bigger.

Thunderlane had completely, one hundred ten percent insisted on disengaging, thinking the whole thing was stupid and foalish (it wasn't the size that mattered, after all; it was what one did with it), but naturally, right then and there, the door to the locker room opened.

There was Lola, flanked by two other ladies: Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger's close childhood friend, and another two-legged woman. Her body was different, too; she walked on her toes, but her broad hips and large bust made her body more like Lola's than a mare's. Her eyes had red sclera and white irises, and her long, impressive mane of white hair covered up the left side of her canine-like face.

Nopony or creature spoke for a while; the two stallions stood there, completely silent, their cocks erect and out of their sheathes.

The canine woman on Lola's right side was the first two speak. "Whoa..." she'd said, eyes widening as they slid down. "Holy fucking shit..."

"O-oh my..." Poor Vapor Trail's face turned bright red. She lifted a hoof to cover her mouth; it looked like she was trying to tear her eyes away from the sight before her, but was having trouble doing so.

"Um..." Thunderlane meant to say something, possibly an apology or an explanation, but that was all he could get out of his mouth.

"Gentlemen..." Lola put her gloved fists on her hips, tilting them to the side. "What's going on here?" She tilted her head, smile slowly lifting up the cheeks on her adorable fluffy muzzle.

"It's nothing," Thunderlane said quickly. "It's stupid, really. It's, uh...Well..."

"It's a stallion thing." Sky Stinger wasn't helping, beaming up at the ladies with a huge, smug smirk on that blue muzzle of his. "We're comparing sizes! You know how it is."

Thunderlane rolled his eyes. "Shut up, Newbie." He didn't bother sounding anything other than annoyed.

"Well, that's fucking stupid." The canine girl whistled an impressive wolf whistle. "Neither of you has anything to sneeze at. I've literally never seen a cock anywhere near that big."

"Aw, Miss, you're gonna give us big heads." Sky Stinger's voice was all humble bragging and faux humility.

"I'm sorry about him, Ladies." Thunderlane willed himself to ignore the throbbing and aching of his heavy cock. "I know he's got a big head. He seems to be under the impression that he's got something to prove?" He gave the other stallion a pointed glare.

"Ooh! Competitive, are we?" Lola smirked, first at Sky Stinger, then at Thunderlane. "I think I've got an idea for how to settle this..."

That was how they'd wound up here. Sky Stinger was on his back with Lola, now missing her shorts, riding him with her cunt. Thunderlane was behind them, his cock in her gorgeous, full, firm ass. Her adorable fluffy little tail bounced each time she lowered herself onto them; it was a mesmerizing sight, Thunderlane thought. He held tight to her hips, hooves digging into the apricot-colored fur there.

"I can last longer." Sky Stinger was still talking.

"Dude, shut the fuck up." The canine girl, apparently a hellhound from the audience named Loona, had stripped herself of her top and shorts, leaving only her choker, gloves, and thigh-highs. Thunderlane could smell her arousal from here.

"Why don't you make me?" Thunderlane just knew that the other stallion was smirking in her direction.

Loona growled, lips pulled back in a snarl. Thunderlane watched her storm over to them. His eyes widened as she lowered herself, sitting right on Sky Stinger's face. "How's that for you? That enough to shut you u--?" She then moaned; Thunderlane had always known that Sky Stinger had a smart mouth. Apparently it was good for more than just bragging and shit-talking.

They stayed like that for a while, Lola lifting herself up on her furry feet and back down, riding both stallion cocks with a practiced ease that made Thunderlane think she'd done this before. It was impressive; she was able to fit both of them in all the way up to the sheath. Loona moved in time with Lola's motions, squirming and grinding back and forth over Sky Stinger's muzzle. At a certain point, Loona leaned forward, capturing Lola's face between both of her clawed hands and pulling her forward into a kiss.

Thunderlane grit his teeth, willing himself to stay perfectly still, focusing on not cumming right then and there. It had taken a while, but he'd finally gotten into the spirit of the competition. It occurred to him that he didn't know what would happen if he lost, or what he might get if he won.

As Lola's ass clenched around him, tightening that ring of muscle around him and then loosening it, he decided he didn't really care.

He turned his head to the side, and his eyes blinked open. In all the movement and commotion, he'd completely forgotten about Vapor Trail. It was easy to do; the poor thing seemed to hate being the center of attention, and so often did what she could to avoid it. She was still blushing, a lovely deep pink beneath the pale fur of her cheeks; in the bright light of the locker room, Thunderlane could see that, between her splayed forelegs, the insides of her hind legs were wet and glistening.

"Vapor--" The name left Thunderlane's throat in a low, deep groan; Lola's inner walls were still squeezing him tightly.

It was Loona who'd realized what was on his mind. She turned in Vapor Trail's direction, one of her large black ears swiveling. "Hey, you," she said. She lifted a clawed hand, motioning her in their direction. "C'mere."

"Oh. Oh!" The blush deepened on the pegasus mare's face, and she did as she was told. She lifted herself with her wings, hovering over to them, between Loona and Lola.

"All right, c'mon, you," said Loona. "Spread 'em for me."

Vapor Trail did as she was told; from behind Lola's bare back, Thunderlane could see that the mare was doing just that for Loona. He heard her gasp as the hellhound grabbed her hips and leaned her head forward, burying her face between her legs.

Thunderlane heard the bunny moan; she'd just picked up the pace, riding their cocks faster and harder now, her holes quivering around them.

"You okay?" Thunderlane asked, stroking the fur on Lola's hip with his hoof in a way he hoped was comforting.

"Oh, gosh, yeah," Lola managed to get out. Her mouth was open; she was panting out each word. "More than okay...this is amazing." She gave him a grin over her shoulder. "You guys are amazing. I'm just..."

Thunderlane felt a sudden wave of wetness against the front of his cock, combined with an almost painful squeeze around him. His eyes widened. "Did...did you just...?"

Lola could only nod as she rode out her orgasm, bouncing rapidly on their cocks, making her tied ears and small tail bounce along with her, hands braced on Sky Stinger's stomach.

Thunderlane could hear a whimper, which he recognize was muffled by the thick white fur between Loona's thighs. He felt more wetness, sticky rather than slippery, against the underside of his cock.

Sky Stinger had just come. From the sounds and feeling of it, he'd come hard, just second after Lola had.

It was like a domino effect. Thunderlane grit his teeth as he followed suit, filling Lola's ass in hot, sticky spurts. Loona growled when she came, muffled by Vapor Trail's wet pussy, and it was quickly followed from a soft whimper from the pegasus mare.

Lola's legs shook as she lifted herself up on her feet, finally disconnecting from the two stallions. Thunderlane smiled a breathless smile; there was always something about seeing cum dribbling from someone's hole, or holes, after an orgasm. "Thanks, Boys," Lola said. "Give me a minute...it's, uh, going to be hard to be impartial."

Thunderlane chuckled. His own legs trembled as he got to his hooves, his cock beginning to soften. "Take your time; we don't have anything we need to do for at least a few hours."

With Lola out of the way, he was left to take in the sight on her other side. Loona hadn't left her spot; she was still sitting on Sky Stinger's face. Vapor Trail was still wrapped around her face, whimpering as her body trembled. He could see the wetness from her climax and Loona's saliva dribbling down her inner thighs, making them glisten in the bright light of the locker room. Sky Stinger's spread hind legs were shaking as his spent, softening, shining cock began to retreat back into its sheath.

It was honestly a pretty lovely sight. If it weren't for them and the afterglow endorphins running through his blood, Thunderlane might have thought he'd just imagined the whole thing.

The three of them finally separated when Vapor Trail lightly pushed on the hellhound's tied-back hair with a trembling pale hoof. They separated with an almost obscenely wet sound, and when they did, Thunderlane could see that Loona's mouth was open, sharp teeth gleaming in the light, mouth and tongue shining wetly. Through the pale fur of her cheeks, he could see that she was flushed. Her pupils, which had been slitted before in an intimidatingly otherworldly way, had become blown and round. "Fuck..." she sighed, lips pulling back in a smug smile. "Thought so; you taste just as sweet as I expected."

Vapor Trail fluttered to the ground to the side of them, clearing her throat. Her face was still bright red, but the small smile on her petite velvety muzzle was satisfied.

As soon as the pegasus mare was safely on her hooves and haunches, Loona stood up. Sky Stinger's lips trembled as some of her wetness dribbled from between the thick fur of her thighs and into his mouth. He was just as flushed and shaky as Vapor Trail beside him. Even Loona, with the sure strength she moved with, moved on trembling legs as she got some distance between her and the ponies..

She sighed as she flopped down against one of the lockers. Her head tilted up, and Thunderlane saw that her glorious thick white mane was beautifully mussed. The smile on her long, slender muzzle could only really be compared to that of a fox who'd just had a feast in a henhouse. "Didn't realize just how much I needed that...Thanks, Guys."

Thunderlane frowned. "Hope you don't think I'm being rude, but...you're not on either of our teams. What are you doing here in the locker room?"

"Oh, my stupid adoptive dad heard about this game back in Hell. Guess he's got interdimensional contacts or some shit? Anyway, he heard about it, and like...begged me to open up a portal leading here so he could watch it." Her long, bushy tail swished to her side, the tip twitching as though it had a mind of its own. "After the game, he got all caught up in talking to some of the ponies. So I got away, and ran into this one." She pointed a thumb at Lola, who was attempting to straighten her own mussed bangs.

"I was impressed with her...audacity," she said. Thunderlane was taken by the lines made by the lighter fur of her face, how they ran down her neck, breasts, and belly, and between her legs. It was almost ridiculously aesthetically pleasing and enticing; he was tempted to explore those different colors with his tongue and lips. Though he was spent, he felt his cock twinge. "When she asked if she could see the locker room, how could I say 'No?'"

"Not gonna lie, I'm glad we walked in on...whatever the Hell this was." Loona swayed a clawed hand between the two stallions. "Guess it's nice to see that this wasn't a complete waste of my time, after all."

Thunderlane frowned. "Is your dad gonna be worried, or...?"

She scoffed. "Who gives a shit? He'll be fine."

He doubted that, but then again, he'd literally just met this foul-mouthed hellhound. He suspected it wasn't his place to push or pry, so he didn't.

"Cool; cool." Sky Stinger spoke for the first time, quickly moving to his hooves. "Glad you all had fun; awesome. But who won?"

Loona didn't even look at him. "He did," she said, pointing at Thunderlane.

Lola nodded, making her ears bounce against her bare back. "Oh, for sure. I felt it! He released, like...a few seconds later."

Sky Stinger squeezed his eyes shut. "Aw, man!" He shook his head, making his sweaty green forelock sway.

"Good game, Newbie." Thunderlane gave him a smile. He'd always made sure to try to take the high road and be a good sport in his life, especially after Rumble was born. His baby brother practically worshipped the air he flew through, and he wanted to set a good example.

Sky Stinger sighed, then looked at him with a surprisingly humble smile. "Thanks. What do you want for a prize? My place in formation? First dibs on the good towels back in Cloudsdale?"

"Ooh! I know!" Four furry heads turned at the same time. Vapor Trail was the one who'd spoken. A mischievous look was on her usually sweet, shy face. "How about...you let Thunderlane top you?"

Both stallions' jaws dropped as they gaped at the mare. "Wait...what?" was all Thunderlane could think to say.

"Whoa, Vapor!" Sky Stinger's gaping maw quickly turned into an impressed smirk. "I had no idea you were into that kind of thing!"

"I, um..." Vapor Trail looked down between her front hooves, looking bashful again. "Well, you know...You're both...good-looking stallions and all..."

"I'm game!" called Lola. She jumped to her feet, much faster than Thunderlane thought someone who'd just taken it in the cunt and ass at the same time should.

"Sure, why not?" Loona smirked. "You guys got to see some girl-on-girl action; it's only fair, right?"

"Well...okay." Sky Stinger made his way up to Thunderlane. He didn't kiss him, but he did press his nose against his. "Fair's fair! You up for this?"

Thunderlane bit his lip, looking between Loona, then Lola, then Vapor Trail, before finally meeting Sky Stinger's deep teal eyes. "Yeah. You know what? Yeah, I'm up for it!"

It was Lola who prepped the stallion's asshole. She'd removed her gloves before this tawdry adventure, had prepped herself before lowering her rear onto both massive cocks, and her hands were still bare as she did the same thing for Sky Stinger. Vapor Trail kissed his face through the whole process, murmuring sweet, encouraging nothings as he grit his teeth.

Thunderlane's cock was heavy, hard, and aching again; that was a large concern right then. But he would have been lying if he said that the tender display of affection between the two other pegasus ponies didn't warm his heart.

"Doin' okay there, Dude?" Thunderlane got the impression that this was the closest that the bristly hellhound was going to get to 'caring.'

"I think he'll be just fine." Lola ran her other hand over the lightning bolt on Sky Stinger's flank. "Won't you?"

"Yeah..." Lola's fingers apparently did something inside him, crooked in just the right way, because whatever Sky Stinger was about to say was drowned out in a long, low, pleasured groan from deep inside his throat.

Lola removed her fingers; the sight of Sky Stinger's hole twitching around nothing made Thunderlane's cock twitch.

"Now...you're sure about this?" He sidled up behind the other stallion, asking one last time, making absolute sure.

"Positive." Sky Stinger smirked at him over his wing, wiggling his hindquarters. "Come on...you know you want it..."

Thunderlane resisted the urge to roll his eyes. Of course Sky Stinger would would be obnoxious about this, too.

Thunderlane reared up on his hind legs, draping his forelegs over Sky Stinger's back, knees just behind his wings. He bit his lip as he pressed into him, pushing his hips forward as slowly and gently as he could. He'd meant to do the same with Lola, but the bunny had taken control of that particular situation, riding the two of them with a surprisingly quick urgency.

"Oh...oh..." Sky Stinger's words were soft.

"You okay?"

"Yeah...Yeah, I'm fine. It just...feels new. That's all." Sky Stinger's rump squeezed his cock, making Thunderlane groan almost involuntarily. "Keep going..."

Thunderlane did as he was told. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Vapor Trail duck her head beneath them. The sudden sharp gasp from Sky Stinger told Thunderlane exactly what she was doing with her mouth.

"Oh, shit..." Loona sidled up behind the mare, sliding a hand under her tail and between her thighs. The mare's soft whimper told Thunderlane that her fingers had just made contact. The hellhound turned to Lola and crooked her fingers. "All right, Bunny. Get in here; I'm still horny."

Lola giggled, settling between Loona's open legs. "Way ahead of you."

With that, Round Two commenced.