Author's Note
Well, my standards of writing have seriously gone down a considerable amount. Hope this trash of a fic can inspire others to do better than what I threw up.
A sexual discovery
It was a slow day for Zephyr, having spent his entire day looking for someplace that would beg for him to work with them, but ever since his ex started saying that he was a stalker, peeping tom, a pervert, a degenerate, no place would hire him thanks to her slanderous statements.
He spent the rest of the day lounging around his parents’ house, eating snacks and watching anime while wondering what other businesses he could try.
‘Retail? Nah, I couldn't stand dealing with entitled people, especially if they started throwing things or, Faust forbid, hit my magnificent complexion.
Stock worker? No, that type of labor is far beneath my capabilities.
Construction? I couldn't possibly damage my soft and pristine hands with hard labor!
What else was there?’
In the middle of his musings, a voice breaks his concentration.
“Zephyr!”
That voice belonged to a certain pink-haired individual that was usually very soft-spoken.
“Huh? What is it Flutters?”
“Why were you snooping around my room Zephyr?” Fluttershy demanded, seemingly annoyed for whatever reason.
“Snooping? No sis, I was just looking for something that I thought you had.”
“And what was that “thing” you thought I had?”
‘Uh-oh, I wasn’t ready for her to ask what I was looking for! Of course I can’t just admit to looking through her panty drawer just to sniff them! Quick think of something, anything!’
“O-oh, I-I was looking for your hairbrush. I’m considering becoming a stylist and needed your brush to practice.”
“Oh really?” She asks incredulously. “Then why were you digging through my underwear drawer?”
“Uhg, fine! My ex was saying that I kept a pair of her panties and is spreading this lie that I’m a pervert. So, I thought maybe mom or dad thought they were yours and put them in your clothes pile.”
“Did you find them?”
“No… and now I’ve got to deal with this now and nobody is willing to hire me where I want to work and am qualified to work.”
“Could they be in your clothes basket Zephyr? Have you ever thought to look there?”
“No, but they wouldn’t be there. She was never in my room. Why do you even think that?”
“Because I know you Zephyr, you’d grab her panties and then whack off into them, and subsequently throw them into your dirty laundry to get washed so you can return them and repeat the cycle.”
“I- You- UHG! That’s not true!”
“Your reaction says otherwise little brother.” She says with a smug grin.
“FINE! You can come with me and I’ll show you that you’re wrong!”
“Alright, but I bet you five dollars I’m right.”
“Oh yeah? Well I bet fifty dollars you’re wrong!”
“Ok, you’re on Zephyr, hope you have fifty dollars in your account.”
‘Oh, I know I’m right, but I’ll let her think I’m wrong…’
“Ok, here’s my dirty laundry basket! Time to earn fifty easy bucks!”
As he dumps his entire basket onto the floor his grin gets even bigger as Zypher proceeds to comb through the entire pile with no trace of panties whatsoever.
“See? It’s like I said, no panties whatsoever. So cough it up Flutters.”
Now he obviously didn’t actually need the money but it certainly proved a point. He saved every paycheck that he had received from his various places of employment and had a nice little nest egg saved up.
“Ahhh, fine. You were right this time.” She sighs disappointingly. “Here.”
“Thank you sis, and for your heinous disbelief, you can also tell my ex that I don’t have her panties and she can stop spreading lies about me.”
“Uhg, fine. But only because I want you to stop leeching off of our parents.”
“Thank you very much, dear sister, I will certainly keep that in mind.”
Now that that’s out of the way, time for me to spend my hard-earned cash on something I can enjoy.
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“You know what she told me? She said I took her panties and whacked off into them.”
“Was she right man?” Asked Shining Armor.
“What do you think? Of course she wasn’t!” Zephyr said exacerbated, “Why does everyone believe that?”
“Maybe because your sister filmed you doing it. Did you ever think about that?” Shining retorted.
“She recorded me beating off into Sunny Flare’s panties? Damn it. So that’s why she broke up with me. That’s why I can’t get a job anywhere!”
“Oh chin up man, I’m sure you’ll find someplace that’ll hire you. Maybe if you add me as a reference I can help you out.” Shining suggests.
“Well, it couldn’t hurt to try, I’ll add you to my resume tonight and try it out tomorrow.” Zephyr says with hope in his voice.
“Oh Zephyr, you can cover the bill this time, I paid for our meal last time.” Shining remarks.
“No problem, thank you flutters for covering our meal.”
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“Damn it, everyone still won’t even take a look at my application, they just throw it away as soon as I give it to them.” Zephyr grumbles.
He walks up the sidewalk to his parents' house and opens the door, calling out to see if anyone is home.
“Hey mom, dad, I’m home!”
There’s no response from anywhere in the house.
“They must be out shopping, or maybe just relaxing.” Zephyr concludes, “Guess I have the house to myself then.”
He grabs a snack from the fridge, and as he passes the kitchen table, he notices a box sitting on it.
“Huh? What’s this?”
He grabs the box left on the table and takes a closer look at the package, and is immediately caught off guard by the packaging.
“What? Who bought a Bad Pony dildo?”
‘Oh man, I really hope that this isn’t mom’s, or worse, dad’s 'cause I really don’t need that image in my mind… too late.’
“Euhg… why did I have to think of that image?” he shudders, “I’ll never sleep again thanks to that, so you know what? I’m not looking at whoever ordered this.”
So after that horrifying discovery, Zephyr heads up to his room to laze about since yet another day of job searching failed.
As soon as he lays down in his bed, he hears someone moaning on the other side of the wall separating his and Fluttershy’s rooms.
“Oh great, now I have to listen to this now? Can this day get any worse?” He muses.
At that exact moment, he suddenly hears his name being moaned on the other side of the wall.
“What the fuck? That can’t be flutters! That’s fucked up, even to me!” He whispers to himself.
So with his new mission, he decides to make a peephole in the wall to figure out what in the world is going on.
Being as stealthy as one can be with a screwdriver, he slowly makes a hole large enough that he has a clear view of Fluttershy’s bed, with said bed owner currently pumping a bad pony dildo in and out of her vagina moaning her brother’s name.
‘Wait, that bad pony dildo is her’s? How did she even afford it? The animal shelter isn’t paying her that much!’
As he’s pondering this dilemma, he starts to notice that his pants start feeling rather tight around his crotch region.
‘What! No! I can’t get a boner at watching my sister! That’s wrong! Oh, but if I don’t get rid of it it’ll take hours to go away.’
He decides to accept his fate and begins to search for the one thing that he has used many times to deal with a persistent erection. His trusty cum sock, hidden away from prying eyes and washed immediately after use to keep its existence a secret.
‘I’m sorry flutters, but you didn’t leave me a choice. But I must say, you look really sexy like this.’
So Zephyr looks back through his peephole and begins to polish his rod with Rosey redhead and her five sisters and made sure to be quiet as to ensure that his sister didn’t hear him masturbating to her because let's be honest, she’d beat the shit out of him even while she naked.
And so we get to witness Zephyr beating his meat with another piece of meat separated by a thin piece of cloth just like his first time touching a breast.
During this time, he witnesses many fascinating sights and smells, as Fluttershy begins producing a white fluid that coats the dildo and creates an audible squelching sound along with the slapping of silicon on skin as she bottoms out the dildo with her ass cheeks. It doesn’t take long for Zephyr to finish, however, he quickly starts feeling his erection coming back for a second round, and immediately thinks of his dad using that dildo on himself to quickly stop his raging boner from continuing the fight.
After he cleans his mess up and sneaks back downstairs, he hides the box that delivered Fluttershy’s bad pony dildo, and he opens the front door and slams it.
“HELLO? Mom? Dad? Anyone home?” He shouts, hoping Fluttershy hears him this time.
Suddenly he hears a loud Thump followed by Fluttershy calling out to him from upstairs.
“Zephyr! Don’t shout! You scared me!” She shouts.
“Well, I don’t want to walk in the bathroom and find you naked so I wanted to make sure whoever is here heard me!” He shouted back.
“Yeah? Well, you made me fall just as I was getting ready to go get a shower!”
‘Oh bullshit, you were stretching out your pussy with that horse cock, now it’ll feel like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I feel bad for the next guy you fuck, he won’t feel a damn thing unless he’s part breeding stud.’
“I’m sorry, but what’s the occasion? You usually aren’t home by now.”
“Well, I finished up taking care of the animals at the shelter and they didn’t have anything else for me to do so they sent me home early.”
“Oh ok.”
“How did your job hunting go? Any success?”
“Why don’t you get your shower first, then we can talk instead of shouting.”
“Ok, that’ll work for me.”
‘Might as well move that box to my room so now I have leverage for whenever she tries to blackmail me again.’
And our intrepid hero does so, ensuring that nobody will just stumble upon it by accident.
‘And now to look for how she was able to afford that new toy of hers. Has to be ponlyfans, that would make the most sense.’
Reacting quickly, Zephyr logs onto his computer and goes to his incognito window, types in Hornhub.com and begins browsing through videos of girls using bad pony dildos, hoping to find one with his sister in it. After a few minutes, his effort is rewarded with a video clearly showing Fluttershy in the exact position he saw her in. He quickly opens it, ensuring his speakers are muted, and looks at the comments to find her ponlyfans link.
‘YES! Finally, I can get out from under you and be the one dangling blackmail over you for once!’
Scribbling down the site address he closes the tab and rushes downstairs, he lays down on their parents’ couch and waits for Fluttershy to come down.
Eight minutes later Fluttershy comes down the stairs and takes a seat on a recliner.
“So, how’d job hunting go Zephyr?”
“Still nothing, but it didn’t help that you also recorded me.”
“Recorded you doing what?” Fluttershy asked nervously.
“You know what, me jerking off into Sunny’s panties! You recorded me and then showed it to her!” Zephyr stated.
“Wait! Who told you? I didn’t show it to her, I promise!”
“Then how did she find out? There’s no Anon-a-miss this time. So spill it”
“Not until you tell me who told you about it.”
“Shining Armor told me when we got together.”
“That dickhead! He promised never to tell anyone!”
“What did you do in return for that promise?”
“I might have agreed to let him try anal and convince Cadence to let him try it with her if he liked it.”
“Do you realize how stupid that was? Cadence is into EVERYTHING! Doesn’t Twilight ever mention to you that she occasionally has a threeway with them?”
“I-I didn’t know that, nor do I want to think about that anymore!”
“You really need to stop putting up a shy front, you certainly aren’t shy about moaning my name when you’re fucking yourself with a bad pony dildo. I mean seriously, I feel bad for the next guy that takes you to bed.”
“WHAT! How’d you know?”
“I came home about twenty minutes before I slammed the door again to get your attention. I mean, you were moaning so loud, I’m surprised that the neighbors didn’t call the police.”
“Please tell me you weren’t watching me… please?”
“I saw everything flutters. Even the towel that was absolutely drenched in your… what’s that called? Fem cum?”
“It's just some fluid from my Skene’s gland, but why were you watching me?”
“Let’s see, someone’s moaning my name, so I find out who’s moaning my name, and then I get a boner, so I watch until I can finish rubbing one out and then clean up the mess. That’s why.”
“So, you don’t have any issues jerking off to your sister despite the taboo surrounding it?”
“Well it felt wrong but so good at the same time, but you also recorded me jerking off so I could ask you the same question, but boy did you look sexy, now, I want you to help me get a job at Aloe and Lotus’s salon because clearly me applying isn't working at all.”
“Why should I help you?”
“Because I have your ponlyfans account, and can share it if my demands aren’t met.”
“You wouldn’t dare! I’ll tell everyone that you jerk off to your sister!”
“That’s a risk I’m willing to take, are you?”
“...”
“I thought so. So, what do you say?”
“... Fine, and what else, since you obviously want something else.”
“I want to be your cameraman for your ponlyfans from here on out.”
“Just so you can blackmail me further?”
“No because you gave me the strongest boner I’ve ever had, and you’re hot and sexy. I doubt you’d argue that since you had no qualms filming me masturbating.”
“Well, you aren’t wrong, but what do we do with Shining Armor? He knows I filmed you and knows Sunny broke up with you.”
“Well, I have a few plans for dealing with him. You’re not the only one that can find blackmail in the family.” Zephyr devilishly smiles. “Just because I hang out with him doesn’t mean I’m oblivious to the scummy things he does behind Cadence’s back. I just thought he’d avoid me because I was willing to hang out with him and listen to his stories. But oh well, guess I can use a little bit of blackmail to save my sister, but mostly to get back at him for ruining the best relationship I had.”
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“Ok Zephyr, what do you want? You said this was urgent?”
“Yeah man, it’s about what you did to Fluttershy. I thought we agreed you’d never blackmail her.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“We both know that’s a lie Shining, don’t try to lie to me.”
“So what? I used her for anal, big whoop.”
“I wouldn’t be so confident if I were you Shining.”
“Why’s that Zephyr? You got some dirt on your friend?”
“Oh, I wouldn’t say that, I’d say some things should be left to rot, but can always be dug up for nefarious and perhaps slanderous intentions.”
“What are you talking about? I don’t have any nefarious secrets.”
“Oh really? Do you need to be reminded who covered up your steroid use for your wrestling career? Or your drug dealings with the freshmen? Or how about your panty-snatching escapade that went unsolved? I doubt you’d ever be able to work anywhere in the nation again. Oh, what would Cadence think about you?”
“Ok, fine, what do you want? Do you want me to apologize to your sister? Is that it?”
“Oh no, not for how harmful these corpses can become. I want you to tell Sunny Flare that you lied, the video was purely fabricated to paint me in a negative light by you, a job at Aloe and Lotus’ salon, and an autograph from both members of PostCrush. Those are my demands to keep these corpses hidden.”
“You sick son of a bitch!” Shining Armor hisses.
“Says the sister fucker. We have a deal or not?”
“Grrr… Fine. It's a deal.”
“It's been a pleasure doing business with you, oh, and don’t even try telling anyone this happened, because who would believe you anyway?”
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And so, Zephyr got everything he requested from Shining Armor, he was even present when he told Sunny Flare that the video was fabricated. Who knew someone could pack a punch strong enough to knock Shining out cold? She immediately apologized for breaking up with him and spreading the lies that she had started because of the video.
“Zephyr!”
“Huh, what?”
“Keep the camera steady! I can’t rerecord this, it’ll be too exhausting!”
“Right, sorry guys, won’t happen again.”
“Thanks babe!”
Zephyr readjusts the camera so it has a full view of Fluttershy and Sunny Flare making out while a double-ended dildo of considerable girth connects the two together by the vagina.
“Looking great you two! I’m still surprised you aren’t more put off by the fact that I help flutters record videos for her ponlyfans.”
“Oh, I don’t mind, especially if I can make out with both of you. But your dick is mine and mine only.” Sunny replies.
“That’s fine with me, ahh, as long as I get to watch.” Fluttershy remarks, panting.
“Not a problem Fluttershy, just makes it all the more exciting for me, getting pounded ruthlessly just to get eaten out after he finishes just to repeat the process.”
“Easy you two, I won’t be able to afford to buy pants at the rate you two keep giving me a boner.”
“I’m sure flutters here could afford to buy you some pants with some of her sweet honey money.”
“Oh, absolutely Sunny, I can afford to buy him an entire department store of pants and boxers.”
“Oh lovely! Zephyr, why don’t you take those pants off and show us your little thunderstorm.”
“As you wish m’lady!”
“Now, put on your mask and get over here, I need a good mid-fuck snack.”
“Ooh, I could go for a quick drink while you’re at it.”
“You got it flutters, pull that dildo out and drink up my little pogchamp, you earned it.”
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With that, our story ends, with three horny teenagers participating in a healthy three-way sexual relationship, where everyone involved is getting equal treatment and enjoyment. Perhaps we will see more of them later on, but until then, goodbye and god speed space rangers!
