Luna helped the dazed and exhausted Twilight into her bed chambers. The cum covered Alicorn had been found mere moments ago in the hallway, Dragons having just finished a very good time. While Luna appreciated their tenacity, their manners left a lot to be desired. The poor pony looked practically passed out on the floor, a silly grin on her face.

As the monarch carefully placed the well spent friendship princess onto her bed, carefully closing the door, did she finally let out a low sigh. "Shoot, this day just keeps getting crazier. First Celestia goes off to join the orgy outside, then I find out I've got even more creatures on the way here to take part in this new sexual revolution, I need to figure out what to do with this crazy new cult of mine, and now the one pony I need help from is currently in a sex induced coma."

"So... Much... Cum..." Twilight muttered in her mostly unconscious state.

Luna glanced down at her hands, finding that sure enough they were very much coated in the Dragon's sticky white residue. She walked over to her bathroom, a fairly decent sized room that housed a large tub, toilet, and cabinet on the wall.

"I swear, I don't know how Cadence deals with this kind of stuff. That sexual craved pony could lead an official orgy like its nothing and have everything cleaned up by the next day."

The moon princess glanced out her nearby window, seeing some pegasi enjoying the mile high club on some nearby clouds. She grumbled, grabbing a towel to wipe the warm stuff off her hands. The sounds of them chanting her name and the chorus of moans filled the air. Luna shut the curtain in annoyance. Opening a nearby cabinet revealed a bunch of various potions. She grabbed a red one and closed it before walking back over to Twilight.

Bending over her, the bottle was uncorked and a few drops were slipped into the Alicorn's slightly open mouth. Upon watching her swallow it, she crossed her arms, magically levitated the bottle to the nearby nightstand and waited a few seconds.

Suddenly Twilight shot up, eyes wide, wings out stretched. "SWEET MOTHER BUCKING CELESTIA SUN BUTT ON A SUNDAY!"

Now breathing heavily she glanced over at Luna. "The heck did you just put in my mouth? Applejack's legs have less of a kick than that!"

"A little wake up potion. I usually mix it with coffee but it works on its own just fine."

Twilight shook her head. She tucked back in her wings, took a deep breath and let it out very slowly. "Ok... So... I am guessing you need something from me, otherwise you would have just waited until I woke up naturally." There was a bit of annoyance in her voice.

Luna quickly nodded. Ignoring the annoyed look Twilight gave as she gestured around her. "Yeah, I think we can both agree, things are getting out of hand here, fast."

Both turned to glance out the nearby window, just past the balcony, the sounds of wild sex and debauchery could be heard from Canterlot below. Twilight sighed, her expression changing to a slightly more understanding look and turned back to the new sex cult princess.

"Can't argue with that, I've had more sex this month than I ever had in my life. Still can't believe they think all this bodily liquid swapping is going to make them blessed with holy energy. Has Starlight even realized yet that you have just been delivering jars of spring water labeled Luna's Holy Sex Juice to Ponyville? I swear every pony in this town is crazy."

Luna walked forward and grasped her hands on Twilight's bare shoulders. "Which is why I need your help, do you happen to know any good time travel spells?"

Twilight raised her eye brow. "You aren't seriously considering going back in time a month to tell yourself to not take enthusiastic naked walks in garden at night."

"That is exactly what I plan to do."

"Well I hate to break it to you but, that won't work."

Luna tilted her head. "Why not?"

The sticky sweet princess sighed. "Because, if you go back in time to tell yourself not to do something, what happens to the you that went back to tell yourself something if you in fact listened to them? You could create a time paradox. Best case, the you that went back in time vanishes from time. Worst case, the universe destroys itself. Or nothing changes because multiverse theory. That's a whole other can of worms though."

Twilight glanced around the room. "Take it from me. Time travel is never worth it in the end. Either you make an infinite loop of warning yourself not to do something, only to make that thing happen, or you create a time loop and... Well that didn't work." Her eye twitched a bit as if remembering a both wonderful and dark moment within her past.

Luna let go of Twilight and began to pace around the room. "So what in the world am I supposed to do then? I already tried telling everyone this was all just crazy talk and now I have large influxes of several creatures all making their way here. Soon there won't be enough room in Canterlot. We are on the precipice of chaos. So much so, I am convinced the only reason Discord isn't here right now with a bucket of popcorn, is because he is currently keeping Fluttershy in check. We both know you need to watch out for the quiet ones."

"Yeah she's a freak in bed."

Luna glanced back and opened her mouth, only to close it and shake her head. "I am just not sure where to go from here."

"Well, we are certainly going to have to move all of them somewhere eventually. Canterlot can only hold so much. All this crazy sex cult stuff is only going to go up in scale. Soon the lack of resources could escalate into some very unhappy creatures. We very well could have a disaster on our hands. I wish we knew some place to take them all to. It would have to be a large place with plenty of magical resources."

Luna stopped and stared at Twilight. "Like a large continent, tied to a decent railway system, with a monarchy that has plenty of room for expansion?"

The cum covered Alicorn stared back in confusion. The scantly dressed princess began to grin. "With a princess who knows a thing or two about love and lust."

The purple princes went wide eyed. "Oh, no. You aren't serious considering dumping all of this on..." Twilight bit her tongue. They couldn't. But it was looking like the better option in the short fall. Surely she wouldn't mind. If anything, this could only be to her benefit.

"She could reign them in. I have confidence in her abilities."

Twilight stood up. "But how are you going to convince them to even go up north?"

Luna continued to smile as she made a piece of paper and quill appear in mid air. She quickly took the quill and jotted down a quick letter. Rolling it up, she hovered it over to Twilight. "Find Spike and get this delivered to Princess Cadence asap. I have a plan."

Twilight reached out to take it. "I shall get right on it." Only to watch a large drop of cum slide off her fingers. She gave a small chuckle. "Maybe a should take a small bath first..."

***

The sound of a train whistle filled the air as the large train sat idly by. Several creatures loaded themselves on, each in different states of undress. Luna and Twilight stood nearby, Twilight now looking cleaner but wearing a similar looking outfit to Luna.

"Can't believe I am now a prophet of a sex cult." Twilight muttered.

Luna turned to Twilight. "It was the only way we were going to be able to convince them. I needed a strong voice and who better than the Princess of Friends With Benefits."

Twilight winced a bit. "I am still the Princess of Friendship. Its just a new title, that's all."

"Sure it is, good luck telling everyone else that."

Pinkie suddenly shot past them, pumping the air with her fist. No one seeming to care about her naked body. "Yes, Love Goddess of Sex, here I come. I can't believe we did not realize it sooner, of course if Luna has divine sex powers, than Cadence must be even better!" Several shouts rung out, cheering along with her.

Twilight leaned closer to Luna. "You sure this is alright?"

Luna grinned. "Considering how quickly she got back to me on this, I think we can both agree, this is going to be a dream cum true for her."

Author's Note

A silly little extended ending. Problem solved, right?

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