It was simply going to be a diplomatic mission, or so Princess Twilight thought. After weeks of conflict between the Diamond Dogs and Equestria, with most of their attacks centered around Ponyville, an agreement had been reached between the two warring nations. So now, with Pact in hoof, Twilight was off to meet personally with the King of the Diamond Dogs in his lair, accompanied by her friends Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Rarity, and she anticipated no surprises.

Until Rarity took the time to explain, in vivid, graphic detail, exactly why Diamond Dog males were able to enjoy such great success in stealing from Ponyville mares...