The Completely Original Story

by Ark The Average

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Random, Human
Length: 1008

Do not take this seriously, I'm only poking fun.

Do not take this seriously, I can actually write worth a damn if I set my mind to it.
I made this originally, to see if anyone would get the joke.(Oh please do)
I'm so ashamed of myself for writing this.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-26 20:37:41 UTC

The Completely Original Chapter Part Deux

The Original Story

Do not take this seriously. (JK U SHUD)

Hi. This is my story, of how me, a completely original and not overused in any way shape or form OC magically becomes transported into Equestria, by possibly wizard magic. I’m not sure, or did I press Alt+P? Well, on with it, this is how I met my true love, Rainblow Fish…is that name right, or am I off slightly? Oh wait! I don’t care! I’m an gleeful pony with an gleeful story to tell you an gleeful people ponies!

So one day in my magical world of human-kind, with, like, humans and stuff. I was browsing for some futa-shy pronz, when suddenly on my screen appeared…2 girls one cup. In a mad attempt at closing the window in order to prevent anyone from walking in and seeing it, I mashed my keyboard with my elbows.

Suddenly, I was sucked into a wormhole on my PC’s Mac’s Apple’s Frodo Baggins flavored monitor. Mmm…Frodo Baggins….Ah! Anyway, so then I passed out for a few hours.

I woke up to the sight of a Rainbow passing my closed eyes, then the memories of the hours before flashed back into my mind, the wormhole, the puke, the shit, the rapid masturbation, oh the suffering of my hard, un-lubricated boner passed through my mind like smallpox through a native American community. It was painful, and I really wanted someone to pass me the mind

bleach.

When I opened my eyes, a Rainbow pony thing was flying around a cloud thingy house.  I tried to sit up, when I realized I had wings and hooves.

“Oh hey, you’re awake.” The rainbow thing said.

“Hello my name is…Frodo Baggins…what are you feget?” I replied subtlety asking a serious question.

“Uhh, what the heck is a “feget”, you know what, never mind, so why are you here?”

I then turned my, now misshapen head to see where I was, I was in a house made of clouds.

“lolidunno.” I said

“So…” the rainbow thing started “want to fuck?”

“HELL YES FEGET THING!”

We then fucked each other.

Without warning my eyes had been filled with light as I began to orgasm inside of the Rainbow-colored thing, it was one of the best feelings of emotion I've ever been put through in my entire life.

Then, I was shrouded in darkness, covered in it. Where was I? How did I get here..?

TEH EDN ?

THE ACTUAL PART DEUX

Part Deux

“Wait…What?” I said to myself as I realized that I was watching television, one of the best shows of all time. Scrubs, sure it was a slight bit less intellectual as MLP:FiM is, but it was as funny as a man trying to piss into a shot glass, while riding on a tiger. My hands, fingers, mantitties and ass were back, was it all a dream?

Then all the visions came back to me, the flashbacks were bright and illuminating my eyes so much I couldn’t even find my testicles so that I could scratch them, as I wanted to scratch them while waiting for my mind to process what the fuck happened.

I eventually came to the conclusion that I passed out from nerdgasming all over the place when Fluttershy made an adorable blushing face, but I lied to myself and said my coffee was drugged with magical pony semen. As I continued with my day, I saw many strange items, an empty box on the sidewalk with a man walking away from it, a rainbow-colored item in his arms. A man by the name of “Uncle Ruckus, No Relation” it was strange, and I walked home afterwards.

Uncle Ruckus has followed me to my neighborhood, and an African-american family was moving in a few doors down, I would never get to know them, due to Uncle Ruckus singing one of the most popular songs of all time, aptly titled “Don't Trust Them

New Niggas Over There”.

I got beat up.

When I entered my home, Uncle Ruckus had been shot dead, and I was sucked into a portal that was formed in my entrance.

Suddenly, I found myself weak, and inside of Rainbow Dash’s skittles flavor’s cunt. A hallucination? More than likely yes, there was warm semen covering my throbbing cock as she sighed gleefully with an gleeful expression.

“Thanks. For that, new guy…I’m not that much a fan for colts, but that was awesome.” She said slowly.

“Yeah, you too.” I pulled my cock out, and realized I had gained hooves again when I fell backwards. “Make me a sandwich you whore.”

“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!”

“Listen bitch, I said; Make. Me. A. Fucking. Sandwich.”

“…get out…”

“All I want is a fucking sandwich, ya fuckin slut.” I soon regretted saying that…

She zoomed upwards, and then flew towards me fast, I couldn’t react in time and she picked me up and threw me through the cloud wall. I had wings, but I couldn’t use them. I was plummeting to the ground. I couldn’t save my ass. The wind was blowing though my hair, and the fast wind was whistling through my ass cheeks.

I was going to die. I was here for only an hour, and I was going to lose ever coming back.

I then woke up with a shock. A dream…all a dream…

I walked to the closet, and sifted through a few clothes and boxes. My handgun, it was a gift from long ago. I unlocked it, loaded it, and aimed it at my head.

I squeezed the trigger.

“I’m coming Dashie…”

5 hours later

“He took out his pistol, and committed suicide.” The policeman said.

“Why?” asked a local reporter.

“Unknown reasoning, but I feel that’s it’s my job to assure you that he released his bowels all over himself after doing so.”

“Thank you Mr. PoliceMan.”

“Not a problem sugar tits.”

**I love happy endings, don’t you?

THE EDN

(for real this time)

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