Pinkie's Scarily Good At Snowball Fights

by TheKing2001

Rating: teen
Tags: Pinkie Pie (EqG), Comedy, Bon-Bon, Romance, Scootaloo, Adventure, Equestria Girls, Sunset Shimmer, Profanity, Lyra
Length: 3234

Sunset falls prey to Pinkie's trap

After dating Pinkie for eight months, it's Christmas time. The snow has fallen, the town is full cheer and the students are eager to get out of school for two whole weeks. Everyone should be happy, especially Pinkie because it's her favorite time of the year. Why is she being so mysterious?

Published 2023-04-18 02:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-04-18 20:26:48 UTC

The Only Chapter

I gave a sigh as I heaved myself out of bed. I gave a happy smile at the sight of Pinkie asleep still. I was actually kind of surprised she stayed here with me. I thought she would have went home when the other girls did. At least they slept in the other room instead of my room when they came over for our weekly sleep over. My cheeks burned at the thoughts of what me and Pinkie had gotten up to last night. Speaking of which, I need to change my sheets when she wakes up. I only hope our friends didn't hear us. I'd never hear the end of it from Applejack and Rainbow. I gazed down my sleeping girl friend. She looked beautiful as ever, her pink hair that I loved to play with spread around her head like a halo.

"Cupcakes, vanilla icing," Pinkie mumbled as she rolled over. I giggled at that and rolled my eyes. Even in sleep, she dreamed of baking. I made eye contact with the calendar she had bought me randomly and smiled when I noticed it was getting closer to Christmas. It was a pretty good thing I'd bought a lock for the spare room before she and my friends came over. I really would have hated for them to see their gifts. I don't have a lot of money and I may have gone a bit overboard on gifts. Especially Pinkies. Hopefully the others aren't mad at it. To be fair, they encouraged it. Especially Rainbow and Rarity. Since I was doing Christmas at Pinkie's families house, I bought a lot of gifts for them too. The best part of taking Pinkie along for gift shopping, is she always finds a bunch of stuff she would like that I can easily sneak into the cart and buy without her noticing.
I quickly slipped out the bedroom and into the kitchen. Within a few moments, the sound of sizzling bacon and cooking pancakes filled the air. I inhaled the smell of freshly made coffee and sighed contently.

I smiled as I turned off the stove and plated the pancakes and bacon. I stepped into the small living room and took a deep breath. To my neighbors, sorry in advance. Oh my god, did my neighbors hear me and Pinkie having sex?

"Pinkie! Breakfast is ready!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. A pink blur shot down the stairs and into the kitchen. I smiled at the massive grin on her face. I slid her plate across the island and she eagerly started eating. Smirking, I got orange juice out the fridge and poured us a glass each.

"Tank ya for the breakfast," Pinkie mumbled with a mouthful. I kissed her forehead.

"Not a problem. Anything for you," I paused and turned red again. "Pinkie? I have a question."

She looked up from the bacon she was about to eat.

"Yeah, my princess?" I giggled at that and stared at her.

"Why are you naked still?"

She looked down at herself and turned red.

"Oh."

I opened my locker and tossed my bag into it. I didn't actually expect to be sore still from last night. My cheeks turned red again. Get yourself together, Sunset you're at school, I reminded myself. I slammed my locker shut and jumped.

"Gaaagh!" I screamed. Lyra was leaning against the locker next to mine with a wicked smirk.

"Soooooo," she drew out the word, smirking the entire time. "You and Pinkie had sex, huh?" I immediately clapped a hand over her mouth and glared at her.

"Tell the whole school, why don't ya?" Lyra shrugged my hand off her mouth and cupped her hands around her mouth.

"Hey, everyone! Sunset and Pinkie fina..!" I clapped a hand over her mouth again and gave her a death glare.

"I'm gonna remove my hand. Don't say anything or so help me Celestia." I said warningly and Lyra nodded. I slowly removed my hand and tensed up, ready to cover her mouth again when she took a breath and let it out.

"How did you know me and Pinkie, ya know," I dropped my voice to a whisper after looking around. "Had sex?"

Lyra rolled her eyes.

"You have a certain afterglow you only get after having sex. You look exactly like how me and Bonnie did our first time. Plus, you're walking slightly off so I'm assume you're sore from it." I frowned, scary how accurate she was. Oh lord, if she could tell does everyone now know?

"Okay, we did so what?" Lyra shrugged.

"Nothing, just observant."

"Pinkie has been acting pretty weird today. I made us breakfast and everything, she was fine at home and then different here." Lyra turned pale and stared past me.

"She hasn't heard," Lyra mumbled.

"Uh oh," Bon Bon said behind me and I jumped.

"When the hell did you get here?" I demanded and she smirked.

"I'm quiet like that."

I was half tempted to ask how much she heard but Lyra had my attention.

"Heard what?" I asked nervously. Lyra played with her lyre necklace.

"Just be careful and watch your back," she warned me as she walked off with Bon Bon to their music class. I scratched the top of my head. What the hell did she mean by that? The bell rang and I took off the class.

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"Hey Pinkie," I greeted her with a kiss. We were standing next to the doors, waiting for them to be opened so we could leave school. She kissed me back and gave a loud gasp. She jumped in the air and her legs disappeared in a blur and she shot out the doors the second they were opened. I stared in awe, slack jawed at what I had witnessed. I looked down sadly. I had wanted to ask what had been on her mind all day, but apparently she had other plans. I started walking outside and noticed it was eerily quiet. Too quiet. There should have been a bunch of other students mingling about, headed home. I saw a black car moving down the street and I inhaled. Oh my god, am I about to get drivebyed? I let out the breath when it passed by without incident. I resumed my walking when a snowball hit me in the back. I spun around and heard familiar giggling. I looked around and saw nothing. Where the hell had that snow ball come from? My eyes finally locked onto a fort made of snow. How I missed that, I had no clue. I slowly started walking to it. Pinkie jumped out and threw another snowball, laughing.

"Get her!" She screamed and Lyra popped out with Bon Bon and Derpy. They each threw a snowball and I dropped my backpack, scambling for cover at the fort on the opposite side that was conveniently place there. I quickly packed up my own snowball and threw it back, nailing Lyra in the chest. She went down with a over exaggerated scream and started laughing. I ducked as a snowball from Derpy sailed over me.

I popped up from the opposite side and threw another snowball, missing Bon Bon by inches. I sat against the wall breathing heavily as a barrage of snowballs flew over my fort. Footsteps crunching in the snow made me look up.

"Want help?" Scootaloo asked and I nodded. She nodded at Applebloom and Sweetie Belle. They grabbed their own snowballs and started firing them at the opposing team. I popped out and threw my own, getting Derpy in the shoulder. She fell over, giggling. That just left Pinkie and Bon Bon. Bon Bon snuck up on the left side of our fort and threw some snowballs, hitting Applebloom and Sweetie Belle in the shoulder and chest.

"No fair!" I shouted as I threw my own snowball as Bon Bons eyes widened and she backpedaled. My snowball hit her square in the back and she faceplanted in the snow. She rolled over, face red from the cold snow. She spit out some snow and started laughing.

"Nice shot, Sunset!" She kept laughing. Me and Scootaloo cautiously poked our heads out, looking for Pinkie. It was too quiet, especially with Pinkie in the area. Suddenly, Scootaloo got hit in the head with a snowball and fell over. I grabbed her and shook her.

"Noooo!" I screamed. "My dear second in command." Scootaloo rolled her eyes.

"You're so dramatic," she grumbled.

"I'll avenge you," I promised.

"God kill me now." I snuck over to Pinkies fort and looked around in confusion. It was empty except for Lyra and Derpy on the floor. Where the hell was she? I slumped against the snow fort in confusion. A sound above me made me look up and my eyes widened. Pinkie stood above me, grinning mischievously. I scooted back and we threw snowballs at each other. We each had white snow stains and she fell on me laughing. She gave me a quick kiss and pinned my hands above my head. She smirked down at me.

"Reminds me of last night, doesn't it seem familiar?" My cheeks felt so hot, the snow around me could melt. I kissed her back and ignored Lyra's snickering.

"Did you have fun?" Pinkie asked me after we finished making out.

"Yeah, how long have you all planned this?" I asked as I hugged Pinkie.

"Since this morning, when I saw Lyra and Derpy in the library."

I laughed and gave her a kiss. Her tongue pressed against my teeth and I opened my mouth, feeling Pinkies tongue in my mouth and I heard her sigh contently. God almighty, I loved her.

Lyra stood above us smirking.

"Yall are so cute," she teased. I gave her a middle finger as I continued kissing Pinkie.

Lyra only doubled over laughing.

I lied, there's another one

I gave a giggle as I threw the sprinkles onto the baked cookies and watched them explode.

"Boom!" I shouted and fell over laughing. Sunset rolled her eyes and smiled as she pressed the cookie cutter into the dough and moved the Santa Claus cookie she had just created to the tray of other cookies to be baked.

"Having fun over there, dear?" She teasingly asked as she picked up a wreath cookie cutter and pressed it into the dough.

"Well duh! I'm making cookies with my amazing girlfriend for our super duper friends!" I exclaimed as I jumped off the floor and wrapped my arms around Sunset, kissing her on the cheek. "Plenty of fun to be had right now!" She chuckled and kissed me back on the cheek. The doorbell chiming made me gasp and let go.

"I'll get it!" I shot to the door and barely heard Sunset's chuckled. I yanked the door open and grinned at my friends.

"Hi!" I eagerly bounced up and down. Rainbow smirked at me as she stepped inside and tossed her coat aside. She gave me a one armed hug.

"Heya, Pinkie." She quickly released me and threw herself down onto the couch. Rarity stomped her feet to get the snow off her boots at the doorway before coming inside.

"Hello darling, I adore what you've done with the place. Those snowmen decorations are absolutely adorable." Applejack tipped her hat at me. Fluttershy shut the door and smiled faintly at me.

"Where's Sunset?" Applejack asked, looking around. Sunset stuck her arm out the kitchen and waved.

"I'm in here. Hey guys." Fluttershy worked her way to the kitchen to presumably help with the baking. Rainbow turned the tv on and started flipping through the channels, looking bored. She finally found the channel she wanted and her eyes lit up.

"Yes! Die Hard, the best Christmas movie ever!" Applejack eagerly joined her on the couch and Rarity scoffed, rolling her eyes.

"Darling, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. It's an action movie." Rainbow stared at her and held up four fingers.

"Firstly, it happens around Christmas," she puts a finger down. Secondly, it happens at a Christmas party." She put another finger down. "And thirdly, it's a Christmas movie because I say it is." She put a third finger down and the remaining one was her middle finger pointed at Rarity. Applejack burst out laughing and doubled over. Rarity turned red and glared at her.

"Must you be so crude all the time?" Rarity demanded indignantly. Rainbow propped herself up with a hand and rubbed her chin.

"Lemme think, yes."

"May the lord have mercy on both your souls," Rarity grumbled quietly.

"Pinkie, uhm Sunset wants you in the kitchen," Fluttershy mumbled. Rainbow wiggled her eyebrows at me.

"I bet Sunset does want her, if you get my meaning," she laughed and Applejack snorted a laugh. Fluttershy turned bright red and Rarity glared at her.

"I'm gonna kick you one of those days, Rainbow Dash." I rolled to the kitchen and popped up.

"Hiya, Sunshim! Whatcha need?"

"We're making cookies together, not me doing it alone. Stay in here with me. We can always bring the others in. You begged me to help you with these," Sunset explained. That kinda stung, I didn't mean to make Sunset upset. I looked down at my feet.

"Sorry, I didn't meant to make you mad," I started to leave the kitchen to get the others when she yanked me back and kissed me. I smiled and kissed her back.

"You didn't make me mad, just confused me is all. I'm sorry for giving off that vibe," Sunset smiled at me. That made me feel better. I patted her on the head.

"It's okay silly willy," I took a deep breath. "Guys! Get in here and help with the cookies!"

"Comin!" Applejack shouted. I smiled and started cutting the cookies into snowmen and felt Sunset wrap her arm around my waist.

I grinned as I watched the movie on the tv. Fluttershy was sitting on the floor, petting Sunset's dog. Rarity was sitting cross legged next to me and i was resting my head on Sunset's shoulder. Home Alone is my favorite Christmas movie, mainly for the comedy. I heard Applejack and Rainbow arguing about something in the kitchen and I rolled my eyes. Those two and their competitive nature was so tedious at times. They both came out of the kitchen at the same time and I gave a strangled gasp. I pointed a shaky finger above the door way.

"Uh, Pinkie? You sounded like a dying cat, are you okay?" Rainbow asked and Fluttershy gasped softly. I burst out laughing.

"You and Applejack are under the mistletoe. You two must kiss now!" I shouted, laughing. Rarity snorted and Sunset started dying laughing. Rainbow looked above her.

"Absolutely not, I am not kissing AJ," Rainbow declared. Applejack rolled her eyes and pulled her close and kissed her. Fluttershy spit her hot chocolate out as Rainbows eyes widened. Rarity doubled over laughing and I fell backwards on Sunsets lap laughing. Sunset wiped a tear out of her eye and kept laughing.

"That was the greatest thing I've ever seen," Sunset mumbled, laughing.

"Oh my god, that was amazing," Rarity chuckled.

"About time," Fluttershy mumbled and I had to strain to hear her.

Rainbow sat down, red faced and quiet for once. Applejack sat on the floor with a smug grin.

"Ah told yall ah'd get a gawd damn kiss and ah did," she said smugly.

I pulled a present out of my hair.

"Present timeeeee," I sang. I threw it at Rainbow and she barely caught it.

"A warning next time would be greatly appreciated."

I threw one to each of my friends and girlfriend. Fluttershy let out an eep when hers hit her in the face. At least it was just the dress she has been looking at when I was shopping for Sunset. I gave a triumphant smirk as I watched my with their gifts. You've done it again, Pinkie I told myself. I yawned and started to close my eyes to go sleep. It was about five am, give or take I think the last time I looked at the clock. I didn't care if I was sleeping on the couch, I sleep literally every where in the house. Sunset shook me and I cracked an eye open. She smirked and rolled her eyes.

"You can't sleep yet, you still have your gifts from us." I sighed as I opened the gifts placed in front of me. This is gonna sound kinda like favoritism, but Sunset's was my favorite. Not that I would tell anyone else that, of course. That'd be rude. I gave her a kiss.

"How on earth did you know I needed a new mixer?" She rolled her eyes and smiled.

"You told me you had your current one for like eight years and said it was falling apart. This one comes with a bunch of new features and works faster, guaranteed by the company."

"This is amazing! We can make brownies next week with it," I grinned at Sunset. My eyes flicked to my snickering friends.

"You two are sooo adorable," Rarity smirked. She laid out on the couch and put her hands behind her head. "I'm going to go sleep now though, goodnight dears."

"Ah reckon Ah'm gonna do the same, night Rares. Goodnight Sunset and Pinkie." Applejack covered her face with her hat and started to snore.

"Wow, that was a new record," Sunset stated as she accepted a ten dollar bill from Rainbow. Rainbow grumbled incoherently about losing the bet.

Sunset pulled me to my feet. We started to walk up the stairs before she paused and I bumped into her. She tossed her head back and smirked.

"Hey Rainbow, how was the kiss?" She snickered as Rainbow threw a pillow at her. We quickly ran up the stairs laughing to our room and she pushed the door open. I pulled her back and pointed up at the mistletoe I had hung earlier above the door.

"I love you," Sunset mumbled and my eyes widened. She never said that before. I put my hand on her chest.

"Really?" I asked in a whisper. Sunset nodded.

"You're beautiful, fun to be around, kind, a giant teddy bear. Oh and you're a good kisser," she explained. I twirled my pink hair around my hand.

"I love you, too," I finally got out. "You have to kiss me by the way, rules of the mistletoe."

"All you had to do was ask." She pressed her mouth to mine and kissed me. I sighed happily and opened my mouth and felt her tongue pressing against mine. I pushed my tongue into her mouth and she pulled me into our room and kicked the door shut, locking it as she went. She shoved me onto our bed and snaked a hand up my dress.

"Our friends will hear us," I panted out as she pulled away. Sunset smiled mischievously at me.

"Guess we have to keep quiet then." She kissed me again and I moaned into the kiss as her hand brushed against a personal spot.

I didn't expect the night to end this well and I wasn't gonna complain. As long as I had Sunset, I didn't care.