Princess Cadance and the Animal Lovers guild

by word horse

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Porn, Sex, Random, Shining Armor, Slice of Life, Anthro, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance
Length: 10050

Princess Cadance takes a weekend trip to her favorite club to get some affection of the more…bestial variety.

In Manehattan, there is a secret club hidden beneath the sprawling metropolis; one that only a select few have the privilege of knowing about and even fewer are allowed to partake in its services.

Princess Cadance, ruler of the Crystal Empire, is not only a member of this club but one of its top clients. Making regular trips to indulge herself in the debaucherous activities facilitated by the club, where pony and beast can become unified in the most intimate way possible.

And during her latest visit, Cadance bonds with a particularly affectionate animal of the dual headed variety.

Warning this fic contains: Bestiality, Infidelity/NTR, and an Alicorn who loves both.

Written for the “Princess of Infidelity” contest! https://www.fimfiction.net/group/216555/the-princess-of-infidelity-contest

Published 2023-04-19 00:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-04-19 00:40:00 UTC

The one and only chapter.

Manehattan was famous for being the city that never slept; a bright, glistening metropolis that served both as a hub economic activity and a cultural melting pot of ponies and creatures from all over the world. Everything from the evershining neon lights of Bridleway to the calm slice of nature that was Manehattan Central Park to the Mare Statue standing proud in the bay, welcoming wiry travelers, the city truly was a beacon of prosperity….at least that’s what it seemed like on the surface.

Beneath the proud skyscrapers and the sprawling streets lay a seedy underbelly filled with crime and debauchery far greater than anywhere else in the land. Yes the busy nature of the city served as a wonderful sort of ambiance for many, but for others it served as the perfect cover to perform a wide variety of shady dealings facilitated by the wide-eyed and/or desperate creatures that so often arrived upon the city’s shores. Allowing for the creation of a whole industry devoted to criminal activity woven throughout Manehattan with those in charge none the wiser.

That was not to say this underbelly did not serve a purpose, yes it took quite a lot from the citizens of Manehattan: their bits, their dignity, and sometimes even their lives. But it also offered up a whole new form of entertainment and indulgence that would be unheard of anywhere else.

Underground fight clubs, speakeasies that served a lot more than your standard top-shelf booze, and merchants who could get a pony damn near any item they wanted for the right price. No matter what sort of vice clung to your soul, the Manehattan criminal element would find a way to satisfy it one way or another; truly they had something for everypony.

And for a certain mare riding a train into town, that was exactly what she needed in her life.

Her gaze was cautious, body tensed up, and head constantly on a swivel. Maintaining the utmost secrecy during these ‘weekend getaways’ was vital, which meant constantly keeping her alert up throughout the entire journey. To some it may seem like paranoia but given what the purpose of her trip was, the level of caution maintained by the mare was more than justified.

After all, if word of this trip reached the citizens of the Crystal Empire then it would bring an end to everything the mare had worked so hard to obtain in her life.

“Attention passengers, we are now arriving at Manehattan Central Station. Please grab all your personal items and prepare to exit the train.” The conductor said over the intercom.

The mare stood up and did a quick stretch to work out some of the kinks in her muscles. She'd been sitting in that compartment for hours now and had gotten some serious saddle sores from the experience.

Once she was nice and loose, the mare made their way out into the train station and wove through the busy crowds while trying to look as inconspicuous as possible. The illusion spell holding up her disguise may have been iron clad but she didn’t want to take any unnecessary risks.

Walking out into the open streets of Manehattan, the mare surveyed the surrounding area until they spotted a rather plain looking blue sedan with tinted windows parked in front of the station; it seemed her chariot had already arrived.

The mare strolled over to the vehicle, tapping her knuckles against the backseat window which rolled down to reveal a rather clean cut and professional looking unicorn with slicked back brown hair, a dark red coat, and a pair of square glasses balanced on his snout.

“Can I help you ma’am?” The stallion said.

“Yes actually, have you ever found Celestia in a tomato?” The mare asked.

“Who’s asking?”

“Just a lonely girl looking for some puppy love in the big city.” The mare replied, flashing a small playing card with a marigold painted on it.

The stallion grinned and calmly opened the car door. “Well I do believe I might be just the gentle stallion to help with such an affair. Hop in.”

The mare quickly stepped into the backseat of the car, which took off into the city streets as soon as the door was closed.

After a few minutes of travel, the stallion turned to the mare and said. “Alright, the coast is clear. You can drop the disguise…your highness.”

The mare sighed in relief and allowed the illusion to fall away, revealing none other than the ruler of the Crystal Empire herself: Princess Cadance, who was currently adorned in a cheap tank top and mini skirt combo with some casual sneakers covering her feet.

“Thanks for giving me a ride Red, it was always a pain having to make the trek all the way down to the club. Can’t exactly catch a cab ride over there.” The alicorn said.

“It’s the least I can do for my best customer. Even if your tastes are rather unorthodox.” Red Light chuckled.

“I could do without the kink shaming you know.” Cadance snapped, crossing her arms over her ample chest.

“Hey, I’m not judging. Everyone has their own fetish, I’m only here to help them live it out by any means possible. Speaking of which, I’ve got a special little surprise in store for you tonight, Princess.”

Cadance leaned in, now intrigued. “Really? What kind of surprise?”

“Let’s just say we recently came into possession of a rather…‘exotic’ partner who you're sure to love.” Red Light replied.

“Exotic? What’s that supposed to mean?” Cadance asked.

“Oh you’ll see soon enough. For now just sit back and enjoy the ride, take in the beauty of our fine city.” The stallion said.

Cadance ‘hmphed’ and turned her attention to the urban landscape whizzing past the car, gradually becoming lost in her own thoughts as she reminisced on the events that brought her to the present situation.

It all started back in her teenage years at the ripe old age of fifteen. Cadance was caught up in a whirlwind of feminine hormones that came with every filly’s puberty on the path to becoming a full grown mare; it was a period of self discovery for the soon to be princess, as it was for her peers, where she learned about her own physical wants and desires that ran deeper than a simple schoolyard crush.

Cadance was a fairly popular filly during her childhood, being a direct relative of Princess Celestia afforded her a certain level of social status that made Cadance part of ‘the popular foals’ even though she didn’t really buy into the whole class hierarchy nonsense that some of her more snobbish classmates liked to enforce. But when she reached high school, Cadance quickly became not just the most popular mare but the most popular pony overall. Even though the alicorn liked to think it was because of her kind and fun-loving personality, deep down she knew that everyone was only fawning over her because she had been blessed with the body of a goddess. (fitting considering she literally WAS a goddess.)

A stacked rack, a toned ass, and curves in all the right places, Cadance was a solid twelve-out-of-ten in terms of looks and everypony was literally falling over each other to win her affection; mostly stallions but there were a few mares sprinkled in here and there.

Cadance refused them all, politely of course, not because she knew most only saw her for either her status or the lumps of fat attached to her chest (although those were certainly part of the reason); no, her long string of rejections was because she never really felt an attraction to well…anypony!

It may sound crazy but the Princess of Love could never grasp the concept of sexual desire as a teenager, sure she could feel the sensation of carnal pleasure with the help of a few dubious literary works such as Fifty Shades of Neigh but Cadance never felt that sort of arousal towards any of her peers. The spark simply wasn’t there and she didn’t know why.

But that never bothered Cadance! There was more to life than bumping uglies with the ponies around you and she was certain she’d be able to figure out the conundrum of her sexuality sooner or later. Focusing on school and her babysitting jobs was of greater importance.

Despite being a member of the royal family, money was a bit of a concern for the teenage Cadance. The princess wasn’t starving by any means, auntie Celestia was more than happy to provide for her niece as she made her way through school, but obtaining more luxury items such as trendy clothing and beauty products was a challenge. Cadance didn’t want to be the sort of spoiled brat who leeched off her insanely wealthy relative, she wanted to be a self-reliant mare who could earn her own way through hard work and determination.

This manifested in her babysitting gig, looking after the fillies and foals in Canterlot while their wealthy parents were off attending parties and anniversary dinners and whatnot. The pay was decent most of the time but Cadance found herself wanting a better income to sustain her hobbies and interests which were becoming increasingly expensive as of late. Taking on more clients wasn’t an option, she was the most popular baby sitter in town with the few parents who didn’t partake in her services already having their own maids or other mares employed as child care professionals. So instead, Cadance decided to try her luck at pet sitting. If she could handle a particularly rambunctious set of triplets with wings she could certainly handle a rowdy dog or hostile cat or two.

Cadance got her first client about a week after she posted some flyers, a sweet old earth pony who needed someone to watch over her golden retriever Ollie while she was visiting her grandkids out of town and the Alicorn accepted the job on the spot.

While Cadance did feel some nervous jitters initially, it quickly became apparent that she was worrying over nothing. Ollie was a very sweet and well behaved dog who’s only flaw was that he could be a little too affectionate towards those around him, taking care of him was a breeze!

But as the day was winding down and Cadance was getting some much needed rest on the couch after playing with Ollie all day, the golden retriever padded up to her and started sniffing at the teenage pony’s crotch. Cadance laughed off the canine’s silly behavior until he brought out his tongue and licked a stripe over her panties.

This caused Cadance’s brain to temporarily short fuse, allowing Ollie to take several more licks of alicorn pussy as she tried to regain her senses. Her first instinct was to push him away and give the dog a good bop on the snout for his naughty behavior, but that was quickly overtaken by the pleasurable sensations she was getting from Ollie’s oral ministrations. Soon Cadance moved her panties aside to give the retriever better access, one thing led to another, and next thing she knew Cadance was giving Ollie her virginity right there in the living room.

After the job was done and Cadance collected her first payment for pet sitting, she tried to put the experience with Ollie out of her mind and move on with her life to no avail; the alicorn simply couldn’t forget the way that dog had sparked something in her loins.

Upon receiving her second pet sitting job, a german shepherd by the name of Butch, Cadance felt those debaucherous feelings return in full force and she couldn’t stop herself from acting on them. With a bit of coaxing and creamy peanut butter, the princess managed to get Butch to fuck her right in his owner’s bed while they were having a weekend getaway. It was a wild experience and the thrill of it all left her wanting more.

It soon dawned on Cadance that she had a bestiality fetish, one with a focus on creatures of the canine variety. She knew it was wrong, she knew it was disgusting, she knew it was downright illegal but the heart wants what it wants and Cadance’s heart wanted to get her brains fucked out by Stallion’s best friend.

Cadance’s pet sitting business quickly turned into a method of satiating her own perverted desires, the alicorn fucking practically every dog she could get her hands on: a Saint Bernard named Benny, a Husky named snowflake, and a Great Dane named Onyx were only but a few of her favorite clients who she secretly mated with everytime she was asked to look after them on behalf of their masters. It made her quite popular amongst the dog owners of Canterlot, from their perspective the princess was a veritable dog whisperer who had a way of getting even the most hostile of canines to take a shine to her; which gave Cadance an abundance of partners to indulge in, big and small.

Her lust didn’t extend to other animals, whenever she was assigned to felines, avians, and the occasional reptile Cadance felt absolutely no attraction towards them and cared for the creatures like any normal pet sitter would with the same being said of her babysitting duties; she wasn’t a fillyhoofer or a coltcuddler after all. But with dogs? Her body was theirs to use to their heart’s content.

It became an addiction for her, having every hole plugged up by dog dick as much as possible and Cadance simply couldn’t stop herself from literally screwing the pooch. Her love of canine sex eventually got to the point that she started fucking some of the stray dogs that hung around the city, feeling so deliciously dirty when those mongrels treated her like a bitch right there in those dark alleyways.

And then she met Shining Armor.

The unicorn was a dork, a clutz, and his social skills left much to be desired and yet Cadance found him to be irresistible. He was the first two legged creature to stir up a sense of arousal between her legs and Cadance knew that meant he was the one for her; she could already see a future for them where they lived happily ever after in a Crystal Castle.

As her love for him grew, her dogfucking habit started to decline. Much to the displeasure of her canine clientele who had grown quite accustomed to plowing the Alicorn’s wet holes.

Then, after a series of hijinks during prom season involving her latest wannabe suitor Buck Withers and a very determined Shining Armor, Cadance got together with her high school crush and found the strength to walk away from her bestiality fetish for good. Her last pet sitting job served as a send off to that period of her life where she let a pair of rottweilers spit roast her and that was that; no more dog fucking, only shiningfucking.

Of course being the gentleman that he was, Shining Armor wanted to wait until marriage to pop his girlfriend’s cherry (he had no idea that a horny mutt had long since beaten him to the punch) and while Cadance wanted nothing more than to ride his dick until it broke she still respected his decision. Unfortunately that bitch Chrysalis managed to convince him to break that oath a few nights before their wedding and Cadance was forced to watch that shape shifting man stealer ride HER shiny!

Granted it was really hot and Cadance rubbed several ones out during the whole performance but it was more about the principle of it.

Anywho, after Twilight broke her out, gave Chrysalis and her army the boot, and saved her wedding; Cadance was finally able to get a taste of her newlywed husband and it was glorious! All the dog dicks she had taken during high school were nothing compared to what Shining had between his legs and their honeymoon was nothing but non-stop sex for a week straight. Even after they came home to another adventure that nearly got both of them killed going up against a shadowy dictator, their sex drive didn’t slow down in the slightest and they continued to screw each other’s brains out even as the Crystal Empire was recovering.

In summary, Cadance had a fairy tale marriage, a royal title, and a kingdom to call her own. Everything was perfect…for awhile.

But as time dragged on and things settled into a consistent routine occasionally broken up by the latest threat to Equestria or one of Twilight's misadventures, Princess Cadance started to get bored with her marriage.

Shining Armor was a great hubby who was a beast in bed, don’t get her wrong, but things started to get a little stale between them. It didn’t help that the demands of running the Crystal Empire made the upkeep of their usual sex life damn near impossible and Flurry Heart’s arrival only made that problem worse. Cadance could keep up with these obligations without breaking a sweat, her alicorn blood gave her a great deal of endurance, but her much more mortal husband struggled and rarely had the energy to raise his sword much less slide it into her sheathe.

As Cadance’s unfulfilled sexual needs became more and more irritating, she felt some of her old…cravings make a comeback. Something she first became aware of when she saw one of her subjects taking their dog for a walk and absentmindedly wondered if the canine’s balls were intact.

Cadance tried to ignore these feelings. She wasn’t a wild and free teenager anymore, she had a husband, a daughter, and a throne to manage; she couldn’t run around having sex with random dogs anymore. Even if she had the time, she couldn’t risk being discovered and having her entire life come crashing down around her when she was labeled a puppy fucker. But the more she fought against them, the more alluring they became and Cadance struggled to keep her own debaucherous desires in check until the stress on her body and mind became too much to bear.

So Cadance came up with a plan. She’d hop a train to some far off city, Baltimare being her destination of choice, and find a stray dog to have sex with under the shroud of Aunt Luna’s night sky. It would be a one and done deal so she could get that particular itch scratched and then she’d go back home like nothing ever happened

Unfortunately, such a poorly thought out plan was doomed to go wrong from the start and that’s exactly what happened. She had just finished screwing some stray pit bull, laying on her back and attempting to catch her breath while waiting for it’s knot to shrink, only for a random passerby to happen upon the scene in all it’s revolting glory.

The Princess of Love had thought she was doomed, already picturing the forest she’d be exiled to or the dungeon Celestia would throw her in, but instead the Stallion merely chuckled and offered to keep quiet if Cadance had dinner with him. A confusing deal but one Cadance had no choice to agree too.

She had been expecting blackmail, the Stallion using his knowledge to extort one of equestria’s rulers for sex, but instead he merely asked if she’d be interested in utilizing his services.

The Stallion, named Red Light, explained that he represented one of the many secret brothels scattered throughout Manehattan’s criminal underworld. Each club specialized in their own particular fetish: asphyxiation, bondage, age play, and every other sexual kink one could think of. What was Red Light’s area of expertise? Bestiality. Needed a canine to cuddle up to? Name the breed. Have an interest in big cats? Red’s got you covered. He could even get a few mythical creatures like Timberwolves and bugbears to satisfy your sexual fantasies if you had the bits.

Princess Cadance’s case wasn’t anything new to him, he had at least a dozen mares and stallions from all walks of life partaking in the same sort of deviant behavior. Although Red Light had to admit he was surprised to discover that an alicorn princess, one who is a married mare, would have a taste for canine cock.

After Red Light made it clear he had no intention of extorting her, he handed her a business card with an address printed on the back along with a handwritten passcode to get inside the club. If she wanted to, the Princess could come by and see what sort of partners ‘the animal lover’s guild’ had to offer; he’d even make her first session absolutely free. Total discretion was assured, the club had a strict ‘no blabbermouth’ policy and anyone caught snitching was promptly dealt with in a rather painful fashion; not that the need arose very often, Red Light personally vetted all of his clients and employees to ensure none of them would reveal the nature of their business dealings.

Part of Cadance was tempted to rip up the card as soon as she got home, report Red Light to Celestia herself and have his whole operation shut down…but another part of her was curious. The club owner had done a pretty good job of selling the idea of a bestiality club to her and the thought of getting down and dirty with a four legged beast like she used to sent shivers of arousal down her spine. After a lot of internal debate, Cadance told Shining she was going on a trip to Manehattan for some personal time away from all the stress of running a kingdom and being a doting mother. The unicorn was confused but respected her choice and told her to have fun while she was gone.

And Cadance did exactly that, showing up at the address Red Light had given her along with the password that was supposed to grant her entry. Unfortunately the bouncer was more than a little suspicious of an alicorn showing up on the club’s doorstep, her disguise was nothing more than a cliche hat and trenchcoat, but Red Light vouched for her and welcomed the Princess of Love into his den of lust; she could practically see the smug satisfaction radiating off of the bastard as she walked through the door.

Turns out he wasn’t exaggerating his skills in the slightest. Red Light had decided to give his potential client a tour and Cadance was treated to room after room of Stallions and Mares fucking or getting fucked by animals of all shapes and sizes. A pegasus getting eaten out by lioness, a unicorn sandwiched between two gorillas, and there was even an earth pony giving it to a female Ophitaurus with all he had; judging by the bull-headed serpent’s expression, she was enjoying it just as much as he was. It was all so tantalizing and Cadance felt her body heating up over the course of the tour, but she still held her reservations about the whole operation.

Ignoring the illegality of everything, Cadance was concerned for her own safety. Even if she was durable enough to handle any creature that got a little too passionate during the mating process, she didn’t want to come up with an explanation as to why she was covered in scratches and unknown fluids. Not to mention the issue with consent, Cadance may have been willing to screw literal animals but she wasn’t going to force herself on any of them; even when she was pet sitting, if a dog refused to mate with her in spite of her seduction attempts (which rarely happened) Cadance was willing to let it go and respect the animal’s autonomy.

But Red Light was quick to ease those concerns. Firstly by explaining that all the animals were highly trained and very obedient, mauled clients were bad for business after all. Even if Cadance’s partner got a little too rough, there was always a team of handlers on standby ready to intervene when anypony shouted their designated safeword; worse comes to worse, there were also a few doctors and veterinarians on call that were more than capable of patching up wounded clients.

As for the realm of rape, Red Light made it very clear that sort of thing was not allowed in the club. All the animals were treated with the utmost care and respect, ensuring that all their needs were taken care of at all hours of the day, they were practically running a zoo in here. If an animal seemed distressed during a session, clearly not wanting to mate, they’d immediately be removed and returned to their enclosure to be tended to by their handler. At which point the client would either be entitled to a refund or their choice of an alternate partner at no additional cost. The creatures held here weren’t sex toys, they were valued employees just as all the ponies running the place were. Their safety and wellbeing was the top priority, even superseding client satisfaction.

(Cadance would later discover that Red Light was raised by zoologists who instilled a strong sense of respect for animals in his youth and while his current business sort of spit in the face of all that, the Princess of Love couldn’t deny that Red truly adored all the creatures and critters in his care and was utterly disgusted by the very idea of bringing harm upon any of them. He even donated a portion of the club’s profits to various animal rescue charities.)

Once all was said and done, Red Light asked Cadance if she’d be interested in becoming a member. Her trial run would be absolutely free as promised, but any subsequent visits would come with a rather pricey membership fee. Steep for the average pony but a drop in the bucket for the ruler of the Crystal Empire and Red assured her that it would go towards the upkeep of the animal’s living conditions.

Cadance would spend the rest of the evening getting gang banged by two mastiffs and a newfoundland, ignoring the guilt gnawing at the back of her mind as she was overtaken by the thrill of having her body used and abused by these beasts.

Since then, Cadance has been coming by the club bi-monthly to utilize its services. The alicorn became a regular of sorts who was always willing to fork over bags of bits to have her holes utterly destroyed by whatever dogs were on the evening’s lineup. From Beagles to Boxers, Retrievers to Labradors, and every breed of mutt one could imagine, Cadance soon relapsed into her old addiction and became a royal bitch.

Shining Armor never suspected his wife was cheating on him with literal animals right under his nose. It helped that Cadance still genuinely loved him, no amount of dog dick could ever change that, so she was able to maintain the facade of a loyal and devoted wife whenever they were around one another; although their sex life had taken somewhat of a dive in quality, between Shining Armor’s lack of energy and Cadance’s weekend trips to Manehattan there wasn’t much left to keep the passion between them alive. But that was fine, Shining was still capable of tending to his wife’s emotional needs and making her feel loved in a more romantic sense; the Animal Lover’s Guild made sure all her physical needs were in good hands…or rather paws.

A sudden stop caused Cadance to jerk forward in her seat, the seatbelt stopping her from slamming face first into the driver’s seat by mere inches.

“We’re here.” Red Light said. “C’mon Princess, don’t wanna keep your new boyfriends waiting.”

“Another threeway?” Cadance asked.

“Not exactly. Trust me, you’ll see what I mean soon enough.”

The duo made their way through the front entrance into the building’s lobby, which looked like your average, low end pet shop you’d find in any big city. There were shelves upon shelves of cages and tanks filled with animals ready to be sold off with a rather gruff looking Stallion manning the countertop. It was dull, uninteresting, and generally lifeless; in other words, the perfect cover operation for Red Light’s illegal activites.

“Hey boss, I see you’re here with the Guild’s favorite VIP.” The Stallion said. “How’s that daughter of yours doing by the way?”

“She’s fine. Flurry’s turning eight soon.” Cadance replied.

“Ain’t that swell.” the Stallion said before pulling a small switch nestled behind a shelf of dog food to reveal a secret passageway that Red Light and Cadance swiftly walked through.

A quick jaunt down the stairs brought Cadance and Red to the actual business being run in this locale: the Animal Lover’s Guild.

For a place whose sole purpose was to facilitate sexual encounters between ponies and feral animals, it was surprisingly well maintained. The entire club was built into an abandoned subway station that led into a massive cave network perfect for ensuring not only the privacy of all those who entered but ample living space for the animals residing there, plus it served as fantastical architecture that truly set the mood for what went on down here. But what really made the local interesting was the functioning trolley system built into the club, transporting it’s members to various areas where they could delve into their own private fantasies and get some incredible views in the process.

Red Light had somehow managed to get what was ostensibly an entire zoo running underneath the streets of Manehattan with a wide variety of enclosures simulating every sort of biome and environment to best suit the needs of the animals inhabiting them, he had even splurged on a few rare magical artifacts to get a facsimile of Celestia’s sun and Luna’s moon to ensure the creatures weren’t deprived of their daily dose of vitamin D. Expensive as Tartarus but Red firmly believed it was worth it to keep the animals happy.

And one could see it all from the safety of the tram, all the enclosures and the creatures within, passing them by like it was a theme park ride. The sheer amount of variety, all held together in one place was truly a sight to behold; it almost made one forget that most of these animals were essentially prostitutes, pampered prostitutes, but prostitutes nonetheless.

Still, that knowledge didn’t keep Cadance from enjoying the view as she traveled along the railway. The princess even gave a friendly wave to some of the dogs she recognized from past encounters who were quite happy to see her again if their wagging tails and wagging erections were anything to go by.

After passing through the first two stations, one for the standard clients and one for premium clients, the trolly came to a smooth halt at the third and final station which serviced the regulars and V.I.P. clients such as Cadance herself.

Speaking of which…

“Oh my Celestia! Cadance, darling! Good to see you!” A familiar mare with a pale pink mane and white coat cheered as she trotted over towards the princess.

“Hello Fleur, didn’t expect to see you tonight. I thought you and Fancy pants were still busy with your fashion show.” Cadance said, stepping off the trolley.

Fleur De Lis shrugged. “We were but things have been so hectic for the last few days and we thought we’d stop by the guild and take some time to unwind with Snowy.”

Yes, Princess Cadance wasn’t the only A-lister who frequented the Animal Lover’s Guild. Canterlot’s top power couple, Fancy Pants and Fleur De Lis, were also regular fixtures in the club and had been members long before Cadance had even heard of the place.

Their animal of choice was Snowy, a massive white tiger. While his size and general appearance made the feline more than a little intimidating, he was actually very gentle and loving in bed to the point that he came off more like an overgrown housecat rather than an apex predator. Which is why Fleur loved him so much, most of the clients liked taking it rough but Fleur preferred a softer partner who made love to her as opposed to simply fucking her.

Fancy Pants, on the other hand, wasn’t an animal connoisseur like his wife was. No he preferred to maintain a healthy distance from the massive feline instead of getting up close and VERY personal like his wife did. But that wasn’t to say he was completely removed from the club’s activities. Fancy may not have wanted to get railed by a tiger, but he certainly enjoyed watching his wife receive such treatment. Sometimes watching from behind a one way mirror, other times stroking himself off in the corner of the room, but always getting off to the thought of getting cuckolded by a wild animal.

Cadance was almost a bit jealous of the two, what she wouldn’t give for Shining to be the sort of open minded Stallion that Fancy Pants was. But nopony’s perfect, she supposed.

“Sorry to interrupt ladies, but we’re on a bit of a schedule here.” Red Light said, tapping his watch.

“Whoops, my mistake! I didn’t mean to hold you up like this!” Fleur De Lis said. “Especially when you’ve got such a magnificent specimen waiting for you, Princess.”

“Wait, what? What kind of dog did Red get?” Cadance asked the model.

Fleur just giggled. “You’re forgetting the number one rule of the guild Cadance: no sharing secrets.”

“Don’t worry your highness. You’re gonna get to meet ‘em soon enough, now move it!” Red Light exclaimed.

Forcefully leading her by the wrist, Red dragged Cadance towards her private room while Fleur gave the princess a friendly wave goodbye.

“Nice to see you again Cadance! And remember, my offer is still on the table! I know you prefer dogs to cats but I assure you Snowy is quite the gifted lover!”

The V.I.P. section all had personalized rooms for their clients to fool around in, some of which were renovated to fit their own personal specifications such as the one way mirror in Fleur’s room or the pool in Fleetfoot’s room (that mare REALLY liked dolphins). All of which came with the membership costs of holding such a premier status. The V.I.P.s were practically treated like residents of the zoo with their own enclosures and given their frequent presence in the club, they may as well have been.

After passing through the halls lined with V.I.P. rooms, some of which were very obviously in use if the sounds were anything to go by, Princess Cadance and Red Light arrived at the former’s quarters. The alicorn’s name carved into the wood in perfect cursive with a nice gold sheen as per her request.

The room itself was fairly basic compared to some of the other V.I.P.s. Cadance may have been the ruler of the Crystal Empire but she was a mare with simple tastes, all she asked was for a room that resembled a sort of honeymoon suite and boy did Red Light deliver.

Red shag carpet covering the floor with matching wallpaper, large loveseats and armchairs with ample room for two, a small bathroom with a hot tub bath for pre/post/mid sex soaks, vanilla scented candles for mood lighting, a large mirror strapped to the ceiling, and of course a heart shaped bed with satin sheets and plush pillows. A bed that was currently occupied by Cadance’s surprise partner and their handler.

The word ‘surprise’ simply couldn’t have been emphasized enough in this situation. Cadance had been expecting some sort of rare purebred dog or at the very least one with a unique fur color, not a massive two headed dog with a body of thick, brown fur being brushed by the unicorn sitting next to him.

“An o-orthros?!” Cadance sputtered, turning towards Red Light. “Y-you got me an o-orthros?!”

“What? You don’t like him?” The stallion asked.

The Princess of Love shook her head. “No, no. It’s just a little unexpected. How did you even manage to get one of these?”

“I have my sources. Same with the rest of our more exotic creatures.” Red Light replied. “He’s actually one of the newest additions to the guild, took quite a lot of work to get him here but it was worth the trouble. I’ve got at least a dozen clients chomping at the bit to take these two for a spin, but you’re gonna have the honor of being his first lay.”

“You mean he hasn’t been broken in yet?” Cadance asked.

“Nope. Don’t worry, we put him through the same sort of training process as the rest of the animals and gave the big guy a chance to practice on a few sex dummies but you’re gonna be the first living, breathing pony he makes love to. Think you’re up for it?”

The alicorn’s eyes darted over towards the two headed canine, peering over every inch of his body. He was big, bigger than any dog she had fucked before and that was truly saying something, taking up three quarters of the bed with his bulky body. His silky smooth fur glistened in the dim candlelight, undoubtedly the work of the guild’s pet salon. But when her gaze moved towards the beast’s heads, Cadance locked eyes with the head resembling a Saint Bernard and became enamored with the shining black orbs meeting hers with a sense of curiosity and wonder.

“Yes, they’ll do nicely.” Cadance breathed, body already heating up.

Red Light threw his head back in a laugh. “Ha! I knew you’d like him!”

“It is a nice surprise. Now can you give us some privacy please?”

“Of course.” Red Light said before giving a shrill whistle to the two other occupants in the room. “Cherry Berry! It’s time for our four legged friend’s opening performance, is he ready to go on stage?”

“Yes boss. I was just keeping him company until his co-star arrived and I must say you’re looking quite ravishing this evening Princess, don’t you agree boy?” The unicorn said.

The orthros turned his full attention to the newly arrived royal, giving her a once over before their tail started wagging in excitement accompanied by eager pants spilling out of their throats.

“I think that’s a yes.” Cherry Berry said.

“Come on, let’s leave these two to their playtime.” Red Light said. “Oh and before I forget, tonight’s safe word is ‘applesauce’. But I doubt you’ll need it, that orthros is a regular sweetheart.”

And on that note, the unicorns vacated Cadance’s room and left the princess alone with her latest canine paramour.

As tempting as it was to simply spin around and present herself like a bitch in heat right then and there, Cadance had more tact than that and understood the value of good foreplay even if it was with a lower creature. She had been waiting two whole weeks for this and had been presented with an especially handsome creature to mate with, one who remained untouched by any other pony. She intended to savor every last moment of tonight.

So, maintaining as much restraint as she could, Cadance calmly walked over to the bed and plopped down next to the two headed canine. The orthros spent a few minutes sniffing her over, tickling the mare slightly with their cold noses, eventually deciding that this strange pony was indeed a friend and reacting accordingly.

Cadance let out an affectionate giggle when the mutt head of the Orthros started licking her face, rough tongue dragging across her skin with every slobbery kiss and soon the Saint Bernard joined in to double team the princess. The two heads burying Cadance in an avalanche of doggy affection, painting every last inch of her face with warm saliva.

“Good boy, very good boys.” Cadance said, lovingly running her hands over both heads.

This praise only served to encourage the two headed dog and they doubled down on their expression of love for the pony princess, slobbering all over her with even greater enthusiasm until they ended up pushing her onto her back by accident. Not that Cadance minded, getting pinned down by a massive dog was something she had enjoyed ever since she was a teenager; the only difference was that this particular dog had a bit more bulk to him.

The orthros’ halted their advance for a few moments, looking down at the Alicorn pinned beneath them with an expression of slight worry; but Cadance just chuckled and puckered her lips at the dog, making cute kissing sounds. Within seconds the orthros were on her again, licking away at her like she was an ice cream cone.

Eventually, Cadance noticed that the Saint Bernard head was placing particular focus upon her lips and it was pretty clear to her what the big guy wanted. So she opened her mouth and allowed the orthros’ large tongue to invade the wet orifice, closing her eyes to truly enjoy the moment

The dog was utterly relentless, slurping and slobbering away at Cadance’s mouth with everything he had. It was incredibly sloppy but the sheer enthusiasm more than made up for it and Cadance did her best to return the kiss, moaning softly into his mouth as she scratched behind his ears.

But just as Cadance was really getting into it, she felt the Saint Bernard head being nudged away by an unseen force and opened her eyes just in time to see the mutt head plant his lips against hers and take his brother’s place, kissing the princess with just as much passion.

For the next few minutes, Cadance simply made out with the orthros like a horny teenage girl; splitting her attention between each head, jumping back and forth between the two to ensure neither was left out of their little tongue tango. The sounds of wet slurps and smacks echoing off the walls all the while.

Cadance wasn’t content with mere kisses however, no matter how passionate they may have been, and after a few more moments of swapping spit she pushed the two headed beast off of her and forced him onto his back.

The orthros whined in confusion, clearly unhappy about having their french kisses cut short, but they quickly changed their tune when Cadance straddled their chest and hovered her head directly over their growing erection.

“Alright, let’s see what we’re working with here.” Cadance said, softly stroking the red rocket.

She handled the dog dick delicately, gently running her fingers over the surface of the throbbing organ in an almost teasing manner. The orthros panting and squirming around, bucking their hips gently against the alicorn’s soft hands as their penis kept growing and growing and growing…

After a good minute of this, the knot finally pushed it’s way out of it’s sheath and Cadance’s jaw nearly hit the floor when she saw just how well equipped the orthros’ was.

‘Holy crap! Even Shining isn’t THIS big!’ Cadance thought to herself before a mischievous grin crawled across her face. ‘Oh Red Light is really spoiling me tonight, this is gonna be fun.’

Licking her lips in anticipation, Cadance brought her head down and started planting soft, teasing kisses across the surface of the orthros’ dick; starting from his knot and working her way upwards until she had reached the very tip of his cock. Then, without a moment’s hesitation, the alicorn opened her mouth as wide as possible and engulfed the entirety of the sexual organ. Cadance being rewarded with a howl of pleasure from her furry friend.

Inch after inch of canine meat disappeared past her lips, the princess determined to deepthroat the entirety of the orthros’ dick. But no amount of determination could overcome biological restraints and after making it about two-thirds of the way down, Cadance felt herself start to choke on the oversized shaft and was forced to pull herself off the beast’s length.

“Damn it.” Cadance muttered, looking over her shoulder at the orthros. “Sorry boy, looks like you’ve got more than I can handle.”

The orthros whined in response.

“Don’t worry. I’m not ready to give up just yet.”

Cadance then proceeded to pop the cock back into her mouth, bobbing her head up and down the throbbing organ with all the expertise of a seasoned pro. Her tongue swirling around the shaft every time it slid into her gob, tracing all the veins and bumps scattered across his length, and savoring the salty draw of it that left her wanting more and more.

But midway through the blowjob, Cadance felt something rough and wet brush over her panties and out of the corner of her eye she could see that the orthros were trying to return the favor with some oral pleasures of their own. The two heads desperately gnawing at the cloth barrier in an attempt to get at the delicious treat on the other side to no avail; luckily the Princess of Love was willing to lend a helping hand, reaching back and pulling her underwear aside to grant the Orthros access to her cooch.

The two headed dog went to town on her immediately, devouring her pussy with ravenous hunger and trying to lap up as much of the alicorn’s essence as possible. Both heads found the taste of Cadance to be so delectable that they were practically fighting for the privilege of eating her out which only intensified the whole experience for the Princess of Love, both tongues lashing over her rear at random intervals and occasionally slipping past her outer lips. If it wasn’t for the massive cock in her mouth keeping her grounded, Cadance might have lost herself to her own lust right then and there.

Things quickly turned into an oral battle between the two, Cadance’s fellatio going up against the Orthros’ cunnlingus with both interspecies lovers attempting to force an orgasm out of the other first. Cadance had the edge in experience but the Orthros had twice as much tongue along with a mountain of enthusiasm that even the Princess of Love couldn’t hope to match, which is why she ended up being the one to crack first.

With a few more licks, Cadance squealed and felt the feeling of orgasmic release wash over her body. Her pussy spraying it’s juices all over the Orthros’ faces in a climatic burst, which they just kept slurping up without a moment’s hesitation and making the entire orgasm that much better for their pony partner.

Cadance couldn’t maintain her composure any longer in the face of this deluge of pleasure and forcefully slammed her head down onto the Orthros’ shaft, finally succeeding in her attempts to take him to the hilt as her lips pressed up against the knot through the power of lus. The vibrations caused by the euphoric moans running across their length overpowered the two-headed dog’s own endurance and they let out a synchronized howl as their load sprayed down the alicorn’s throat.

Cadance barely had enough time to pull head back up to the tip of the orthros’ cock, catching a few drops of his release on her tongue and humming from the delicious salty flavor. She didn’t know why but dog cum always tasted so much better than pony cum, although Shining was her baseline so that particular assertion was up for debate.

Semen taste tests aside, once their respective orgasms ran their course and Cadance managed to regain some of her stamina, she quickly dismounted the Orthros and hopped off the bed; much to her partner’s confusion.

It was time for the main event.

Shooting the large canine a seductive smile, Cadance went to work removing her ensemble in a sort of strip tease. Starting with her tank top, which she made a big show of lifting over her head and allowing her breasts to come spilling out, before moving onto her skirt. The Orthros growing more and more excited with every inch of skin exposed to the open air.

Once the Princess of Love was as naked as the day she was born, she turned around so that her ass was facing the Orthros and dropped to her hands and knees. Cadance gave her rump a little shake and reached a hand back to spread her outer folds, enticing the two headed beast even further.

“Come on boys, show your princess some love.” Cadance cooed with a seductive wink.

The Orthros immediately launched themselves off the bed with an excited bark and bounded over to Cadance, rearing up and mounting the alicorn as soon as she was in reach.

Unfortunately, Cadance had clearly underestimated both the Orthros’ weight and barely managed to keep herself from being smashed onto the floor when several hundred pounds of dog came crashing down upon her back. Not helped by the fact that the large animal started furiously humping her on the spot.

“Woah! Easy there, big guy!” Cadance shouted, only for the Orthros to ignore her as they continued to thrust their hips against her rear. Their rock hard dick jabbing and rubbing against everything except for the princess’ holes.

Cadance knew that they’d never be able to hit their target if they kept randomly jabbing her with reckless abandon, they needed a helping hand. So the alicorn focused her magic on the red rocket between their legs, bathing the shaft in blue energy, before aiming the tip right at the edge of her pussy and letting the Orthros handle the rest.

A shrill moan exploded from Cadance’s throat when she felt the Orthros push its dick into her, forcing every last inch of it through her folds until the knot halted its advance; her wings flaring out in arousal. Cadance only had a few seconds to enjoy the familiar feel of dog dick filling her body before the Orthros growled and began fucking his new bitch.

His inexperience became rather obvious by that point, the two-headed dog slamming into her at a frantic pace and abandoning all sense of restraint in favor of plowing the alicorn as hard as he could. But this carnal energy was exactly what Cadance looked for in a partner.

“YES! OH SWEET CELESTIA YES! FUCK ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT!” Cadance cried out, legs trembling every time the knot bashed against her folds.

She may have been an experienced dogfucker but the Orthros was simply unreal! Apart from the fact that his massive dick was stretching her walls in a way few could anymore, the unrelenting force of his thrusts sent tremors throughout her entire body and she was worried this massive beast would end up blowing her back out; thank Celestia for alicorn durability.

Cadance felt the beast bear down on her to get a better angle on his thrusts, each head hanging over her shoulders as hot breaths engulfed her face and brown muzzles crossed her vision. She could feel drool dripping down the sides of her body and it was too much for her to resist.

The alicorn turned her head towards the mutt side of the beast and stuck out her tongue to lick at his own, the canine returning the gesture to engage in another sloppy French kiss. They went at it until the Saint Bernard head took notice and started nudging the side of Cadance’s face, wanting some kisses of his own and the princess was happy to oblige.

Soon everything melded into a blur of pure lust. Cadance losing herself to her animalistic desires as her pulsating walls clenched around the burning hot cock battering her insides, ruining her for anypony else. She couldn’t even tell which head was kissing her anymore, jumping back and forth between the two as they practically drowned her in slobber.

But when the sensation of a second orgasm began to creep up on her, the Alicorn clawed her way back to reality and attempted to exert a level of control over the situation.

“C’MON BOYS! FASTER! FASTER! I’M ALMOST THERE!” Cadance squealed, tongue flopping out like a proper bitch

The Orthros seemed to understand her request and started fucking her even harder than before, the knot being pressed up against her folds with greater and greater force. Cadance knew it was only a matter of time before it managed to slip inside and did her best to help it along by bucking her hips back in rhythm with the Orthros’ thrusts.

Seconds later, her wish came true and the thick lump of flesh breached her outer folds and locked the two together; stretching Cadance’s pussy to it’s limit and sending both of them into a mutual climax

“GAHAHAAAAA!” Cadance cried, her screams accompanying the Orthros’ howls in a chorus of pure animalistic lust.

She could feel the beast’s load splashing her insides, filling her up at a staggering rate and spreading warmth throughout her lower half. All of which only added to the absolute cacophony of euphoria overwhelming her mind; all Cadance could think about at the moment was how incredible this creatures dick felt and how badly she wanted for him to fuck her over and over again, using her as his own personal bitch…if she wasn’t a princess of Equestria she might have considered it, matrimony be damned.

Cadance didn’t know how long she was laying there with the Orthros’s penis locked up tight inside of her, riding out an earthshaking orgasm, time had lost all meaning to her. But eventually she felt the two headed dog pulling at their tie and after a few more tugs, he managed to extract his rapidly shrinking cock from the mare’s insights and sent a veritable river of cum flowing out of her.

“Oh sweet Celestia…” Cadance breathed. “That was great, you were great.”

The Orthros didn’t respond, he was too busy licking his crotch clean to pay attention to the Princess.

Cadance chuckled. “No cuddles? Typical, you dogs are all the same. I’ll be in the bathroom if you need me.” She joked.

With her senses returning to her, Cadance became uncomfortably aware of the gratuitous amounts of dried slobber and cum caked all over her face, the countless hairs clinging to her coat, and the lines of cum dripping down her legs. The princess was in desperate need of a bath.

But just as Cadance stepped over the threshold into the attached bath, she felt a ball of fur brush past her flank and looked down to see the Orthros gazing at her with a begging look.

“What? What’s wrong boy?” Cadance asked.

The Orthros woofed and motioned towards the bathtub with their heads. Cadance was stumped until she noticed the growing erection between their legs.

“Up for a second round?” The alicorn grinned.

The Orthros barked in affirmative.

“Alright. You could use a bath too, you dirty old dog.”

This was going to be a fun weekend, filled with non-stop sex and debauchery.

******************

Two days later

“Cadance! Honey! How was your weekend away?” Shining gleefully said.

Cadance smiled. “It was wonderful! Sorry I had to extend my stay for an extra day,

“Well the important thing is that you’re back, I missed you.” The unicorn said, planting a kiss on his wife’s lips which had been wrapped around an Orthros’ cock less than twelve hours ago. Not that he knew that.

“I missed you too hon.” Cadance replied. “Anything interesting happen while I was gone?”

“Nah, just business as usual. I was planning on taking Flurry to the arcade for a bit, wanna come?”

“I’d love to but I’m still a little tired out from my trip, you go on without me. I’ll be up in my room getting some rest.” The Princess of Love replied.

Shining Armor shrugged. “Suit yourself!”

The couple parted ways from there, Cadance ascending the stairs of the castle to her room while Shining Armor went off in search of their daughter. A small part of her felt a little guilty for cheating on him like this but…she honestly didn’t care, especially since that Orthros had given her the best sex she had in her entire life.

Reaching her bedroom in a matter of minutes, Cadance pushed open the door and collapsed onto her bed with a content sigh. The one problem she faced with most of her canine lovers was that they rarely had the energy to keep up with her, most were spent after one or two orgasms while Cadance was still ready for several more rounds. Not with the Orthros, no that glorious beast had more than enough stamina to go the distance with the Princess of Love and even managed to tire her out over the course of the weekend; never once losing his passionate enthusiasm throughout their constant fucking.

‘I definitely have to get another session with him next time I visit the club.’ Cadance thought to herself.

Suddenly the bedside phone started to ring. A strange occurrence since the list of ponies who had access to her personal number was decidedly short and those who would actually use said number instead of contacting her through more magical means was even shorter. Nevertheless, she answered the call to see who was trying to reach out to her.

“Hello?” Cadance said.

“Cadance? It’s Red Light…” the owner of the Animal Lover’s Guild came from the other end.

The Princess of Love shot up in bed. “Red! What are you doing?!” She hissed. “You’re not supposed to call me personally! ‘Discretion assured’ remember?!”

“I know but I’ve got an emergency going on over here involving that two headed mutt you banged over the weekend.” Red said.

“Oh no! Is he hurt?”

“Not quite. See it turns out Cherry Berry forgot about a tiny detail regarding Orthros mating habits: they mate for life.”

“Excuse me?” Cadance said.

“The big guy refuses to have sex with any other clients, he almost mauled one that got a bit too handsy with him, and he won’t even get it up anymore unless he’s looking at a picture of you.” Red explained.

“I hope you’re not asking me to adopt him.” Cadance remarked. “Even if Shining was open to the idea, I can’t risk the big guy trying to mount me in public.”

Red snorted. “Of course not, don’t be ridiculous. I just need somebody to help him blow off some steam once in a while and since you’re the only one he’ll respond to…”

“You want us to be exclusive partners, like Fleur and Snowy?”

“I’ll give you a discount on all future visits to sweeten the deal.” Red Light said. “C’mon your highness! The Orthros will go stir crazy otherwise and neither of us wants that, right?”

Cadance stewed it over for a minute. The monetary savings didn’t mean much to a mare of her means, but she did have tons of fun getting plowed by the two headed canine. Plus being exclusive partners meant she was guaranteed to get a repeat performance of what went down this weekend every time she came out there; in fact the subsequent visits might have been ever better since the Orthros was essentially in love with her, emotions that would go into his sexual prowess. It was a no brainer really.

“Alright, but only if I can reserve some overnight stays and keep my bi-monthly schedule. Shining would get suspicious otherwise.” The alicorn said.

“Deal.” Red Light replied. “See you in two weeks, your highness.”

“See you.” Cadance said, right before she hung up the phone and fell back onto the bed.

After a brief moment of silence, her expression turned into a mixture of excitement and joy.

Cadance couldn’t wait for her next ‘weekend getaway’ and she had a feeling neither could her new two headed side piece.

Author's Note

I didn’t realize this until I was finishing the fic, but Red Light is basically Fluttershy if she was running a prostitution ring out of Sweet Feather Sanctuary. The guy adores animals, maybe a little more than a pony should but still.

Anywho, thanks for reading my degenerate work! There won’t be a sequel to this.