Apple Cider

by Jh5kPony

Rating: teen
Tags: Rarity, Sex, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1088

Applejack and Rarity enjoy some hard cider ;)

Applejack invites Rarity for a round of hard apple cider one night. Hilarity and romance ensues.

The actual story took 60 minutes. A BETTER One-shot than that other fic whose name shall not be mentioned...

Published 2012-09-30 06:54:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-30 06:54:01 UTC

A little fun

Rarity went to visit Applejack to escort Applejack's little sister Apple Bloom back home. Back at the Carousel Boutique, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo made a huge mess of the place after trying to be "Cutie Mark Crusaders Ninjas". Being a ninja pony is just not their special talent. Rarity already dropped Scootaloo off home, and now Rarity would visit Applejack to return Apple Bloom home.

"Thanks Rarity!" Apple Bloom said to Rarity.

"Alright Apple Bloom, it's bedtime now." Applejack said. "Now go on and skidaddle on to bed, ya hear?"

Apple Bloom went to her bedroom. Applejack turned her attention to Rarity.

"Thanks fer takin' care of mah sister fer the day." Applejack said. "With Big Mac and Granny Smith gone to Appleloosa to see relatives, ah had to take care of everything 'round here. Ahm just glad ah didn't hav'ta have Apple Bloom at the Apple Stands with me again."

"Of course, dear." Rarity said. "I'm just glad Sweetie Belle was able to play with Apple Bloom. They did cause a huge mess pretending to be ninjas, but at least I was able to get the dress done."

Rarity let out a sigh of relief and fatigue.

"Pardon me, but do you have anything for me to drink?" Rarity said. "I never really had much of a chance to get something to drink."

"Uhh...sure." Applejack said. "Come on in. Ah got something."

Rarity walked in. Even though she was afraid of getting dirty, at least the house portion was clean enough. Applejack was looking in her larder for a beverage. There was no known beverage to be seen. She completely forgot to milk the cows today. She could get water from the rain barrel, but knowing Rarity's fear of anything "dirty", she disregarded that option completely.

Then there was the hard cider. Still unopened.

"Uhh, Rarity..." Applejack said. "Ah only got some hard cider."

"Oh that'll work." Rarity said.

Rarity accepting booze? That felt somewhat odd to Applejack, knowing Rarity was usually the last pony to do something "uncouth". She might as well have some herself, she thought. She carried the bottle of hard cider with her mouth, and balanced two mugs on her back and head, and headed to the tables, where Rarity was at.

Rarity levitated the mugs and the bottle off of Applejack, and proceeded to pour the cider onto one of the mugs. Applejack took the bottle and poured herself some as well.

"Uhh...you're not gonna be a neat-freak on me like the time we had a sleepover at Twilight's, are ya?" Applejack asked, still unsure about the...incident.

"Well, knowing you, I suppose there's nothing much I can really do..." Rarity said.

"Gee, will ya at least be grateful?" Applejack said, chuckling a bit.

The two ponies would begin to indulge in their alcohol. Applejack and Rarity both started to feel slightly dizzy from the alcohol. Both had also developed slightly reddish faces. They were not yet quite drunk, but they were indeed feeling something from the alcohol they just drank.

"Ya know..." Applejack said, slightly slurred. "Ah sometimes wondered what it'd be like if ah stayed back in Manehattan. Ah'd probably been prissy just like ya..."

"Oh quiet you," Rarity said, also in a less-than-ladylike fashion. "You've seen me slug that nasty old manticore with my own hooves. A lady isn't always passive, as it were,"

"Pass me the bottle," Applejack said.

The two ponies continued to drink the hard liquor. At this point they were indeed beginning to be very drunk. Applejack was barely able to keep steady at this point. Rarity too was acting very much less than ladylike. Both were feeling a strange combination of giddy and headache.

"W-wait..." Applejack said, stuttering a bit. "Don'ta have t-ta get back to the...your house?"

"Oh now c-c'mon Applejack~" Rarity responded, barely able to make coherent words. "I can go home tommorrow, as it w-were..."

"C'mon s-sugarcube..." Applejack stammered. "Ah think y'all had enough."

"At the Gala...all the royals~" Rarity sang. She was drunk. She was not as resilient to alcohol as Applejack.

Applejack proceeded to carry the drunk mare to a spare room. Meanwhile Rarity continued to sing a random, yet familiar song, from a while back.

They will meet fair rarity~

They will see that I'm just as regal at the Gala~

Applejack carried her up a flight of stairs, directing Rarity's hooves to the best of her abilities, despite being drunk herself. Slowly the two intoxicated mares ascended the stairs. Meanwhile Rarity continued to sing her little song, only to be interrupted by gags.

I will find him, my Prince charming...

And how gallant he will be~

Applejack helped Rarity to a spare bed in the spare room upstairs. Rarity simply sprawled throughout the bed, causing her mane to become extremely messy. Applejack never thought she'd see the day. Rarity messing up her own mane. Rarity did that once more before, but the messy mane ruse was simply a distraction. Besides, Applejack actually saw this happen in front of her own eyes. It was slightly entertaining to see.

"Rarity, y'all need some rest." Applejack said.

"Shadap and kiss me~" Rarity said, giggling. "It's rude to keep a lady waiting~"

"Uhh...'scuse me?" a dumbfounded Applejack asked.

The marshmallow mare began to pin down Applejack onto the floor, and began to make out with Applejack. Applejack was caught completely off guard by this new turn of events. Their mouths locked rather sloppily, leaving a huge mess of spit on Applejack's face.

And she thought "AH" was the one with the messiness problem...

She continued to make out with the drunk mare, as they caressed each other. They hastily dragged themselves onto the bed, as they continued to show lust for each other, slowly letting out moans.

And then...

"Will both a y'all just BE QUIET?!" Apple Bloom yelled.

Suddenly the two mares looked towards the door. Apple Bloom interrupted their lovemaking. Apple Bloom, for once, was being a good little filly and got some sleep. Or at least tried to. Embarrased, both Applejack and Rarity shuffled away from each other.

"Both a y'all have been makin so much noise!" Apple Bloom said.

"Uhh...sorry 'bout that Apple Bloom," Applejack said. "Uhh...go on ahead and get back to sleep."

Apple Bloom, annoyed, went back to her room, grumbling.

After some awkward silence, Rarity and Applejack looked at each other for a moment, in hopes to break the awkward silence Apple Bloom left.

"Wanna keep goin'?" Applejack asked.