Taxes?

by GurbangulyBerdimuhamedow

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 6, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4454

She can save the world but can she do taxes?

Twilight Sparkle was a very accomplished pony. She had saved Equestria multiple times and was considered to be one of the most powerful unicorns in the land. However, there was one thing that she had never learned how to do: taxes.

Fanart: Sweepy#4545

Published 2023-04-20 22:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-05-03 16:36:39 UTC

Chapter 1: The magic of taxes

Twilight Sparkle was a very accomplished pony. She had saved Equestria multiple times and was considered to be one of the most powerful unicorns in the land. However, there was one thing that she had never learned how to do: taxes.

Twilight had always been so focused on her studies and her magical abilities that she never really thought about the practical aspects of life. But as she grew older, she realized that she couldn't rely on others to do her taxes forever. It was time for her to learn how to do them herself.

She approached Princess Celestia with her request. "Your Highness," Twilight said, "I was wondering if you could teach me how to do taxes."

Princess Celestia smiled kindly at Twilight. "Of course, my dear. Taxes are an important part of being an adult. I would be happy to teach you."

And so, Princess Celestia began to teach Twilight about taxes. She explained the different types of taxes, such as income tax and property tax, and how they were used to fund various government programs. Twilight took notes diligently, eager to learn everything she could.

After a few lessons, Princess Celestia decided it was time for Twilight to try doing her own taxes. She gave Twilight a stack of forms and a calculator and instructed her to fill them out.

Twilight stared at the forms in front of her, feeling overwhelmed. She had no idea where to begin. She read over the instructions, but they were full of legal jargon that she didn't understand.

After several minutes of struggling, Twilight let out a frustrated sigh. "I don't understand any of this," she said.

Princess Celestia came over to look at the forms. "Ah, I see the problem," she said. "These forms are meant for ponies who earn a steady income from a job. Since you're a princess, your income is a bit more complicated."

Twilight nodded, relieved that there was an explanation for her confusion.

Princess Celestia went on to explain the various sources of income that Twilight had, including her royal stipend, book sales, and merchandise revenue. She showed Twilight how to calculate her total income and deduct any eligible expenses.

Twilight began to feel more confident as she worked through the forms. She was grateful to have Princess Celestia there to guide her through the process.

After several hours, Twilight had completed her taxes. She submitted them to the proper authorities and waited anxiously for her return.

A few weeks later, Twilight received a notice from the tax office. She nervously opened it, expecting the worst.

To her surprise, she had received a sizable refund. She let out a happy squeal and ran to show Princess Celestia.

"Look!" she exclaimed, holding up the check. "I did it! I did my own taxes!"

Princess Celestia smiled proudly at Twilight. "I knew you could do it, my dear. You're a very capable pony."

Twilight beamed with pride. She had always been focused on her magical abilities, but now she realized that she was capable of so much more. She had conquered her fear of taxes and had gained a new level of independence.

From that day forward, Twilight made sure to do her taxes every year without fail. She even offered to help her friends with their taxes, knowing that it was an important life skill that everyone should have.

And so, Twilight Sparkle became known not only as a powerful unicorn and a hero, but also as a responsible adult who knew how to do her taxes.

Chapter 3: The kind and generous tax return policy

Fluttershy had always been a bit nervous when it came to taxes. She was a kind and gentle pony who had spent most of her life caring for animals and taking care of her friends. The idea of dealing with taxes was intimidating, but she knew it was something she had to do.

One bright and sunny morning, Fluttershy gathered all of her paperwork and sat down at her desk. She took a deep breath and began to sort through her receipts and financial records.

As she worked, she found herself getting more and more confused. She didn't understand the tax forms, and she wasn't sure which deductions applied to her. She wished she had someone to help her, but she didn't want to burden her friends with her problems.

Eventually, Fluttershy realized that she needed to ask for help. She thought about who might be able to assist her, and she decided to ask Rarity.

Rarity was a unicorn who owned a successful clothing boutique in town. She was known for her impeccable sense of style and her business acumen. Fluttershy thought that if anyone could help her with her taxes, it would be Rarity.

She gathered her courage and flew over to Rarity's boutique. When she arrived, Rarity was in the middle of measuring a customer for a custom dress.

"Oh, hello, Fluttershy!" Rarity said, smiling warmly. "What brings you here today?"

Fluttershy hesitated for a moment, then said, "Um, I was wondering if you could help me with my taxes?"

Rarity's eyes widened in surprise. "Of course, darling! I'd be happy to help. Come with me to my office."

Fluttershy followed Rarity to a small room in the back of the boutique. The room was cluttered with paperwork and fabric swatches, but Rarity seemed to know exactly where everything was.

"Alright, let's get started," Rarity said, pulling out a stack of tax forms. "First things first, we need to figure out your income. Do you have any records of your earnings?"

Fluttershy nodded and handed Rarity a folder full of receipts and invoices. Rarity sorted through them, making notes on a legal pad as she went.

After a few minutes, Rarity said, "Okay, it looks like your income is from your animal care services and your work with the animal shelter. That's great! Now we just need to figure out your deductions."

Fluttershy looked at the tax forms in confusion. "What do you mean by deductions?" she asked.

Rarity explained that deductions were expenses that could be subtracted from Fluttershy's income to reduce her taxable income. She listed off some common deductions, such as home office expenses, travel expenses, and charitable contributions.

Fluttershy listened carefully, trying to absorb all the information. She had never thought about her expenses in that way before.

As they worked, Rarity patiently walked Fluttershy through each step of the process. She explained each line of the tax form and answered all of Fluttershy's questions.

Finally, after several hours of work, they had completed Fluttershy's taxes. Rarity reviewed the forms one more time to make sure everything was correct.

"There we go, all done!" Rarity said, beaming with pride. "You did an excellent job, Fluttershy."

Fluttershy felt a sense of relief wash over her. She was grateful to Rarity for her help, and proud of herself for facing her fears and submitting her taxes on time.

A few weeks later, Fluttershy received a letter from the tax office. She hesitated for a moment before opening it, afraid that she had made a mistake on her forms.

To her surprise, the letter informed her that she was entitled to a refund. She couldn't believe it!

Chapter 4: The silly suited shootout

Pinkie Pie stepped out of the Sugarcube Corner, feeling the hot sun beating down on her as she strolled through the dusty streets of Dodge Junction. She was on a mission to deliver a huge batch of cupcakes to a nearby town, but little did she know that trouble was brewing.

As she walked past the local bank, she noticed a group of ponies gathered around a stern-looking stallion in a suit. They were all murmuring and shaking their heads in frustration.

Curiosity getting the best of her, Pinkie approached the group and overheard the stallion saying, "I'm sorry, folks, but the bank is in default. You owe the IRS a large sum of money, and I'm here to collect."

Pinkie didn't know what the IRS was, but she knew one thing for sure - she didn't like the sound of it. She had always believed that making ponies happy was more important than anything else, and the idea of some pony in a suit coming in and ruining that happiness made her blood boil.

Before she could think twice, Pinkie stepped forward and said, "Hey! What do you think you're doing, Mr. Suit? These ponies don't owe you anything!"

The stallion turned to her, his expression hardening. "I'm afraid it's not that simple, miss. These ponies owe a debt, and it's my job to collect it."

Pinkie narrowed her eyes. "Well, I don't think it's fair that you get to ruin their happiness just because they owe some money. And I'm not gonna let you do it."

The stallion chuckled. "You? What can you do, miss? You're just a baker."

Pinkie grinned mischievously. "Oh, you'd be surprised what a baker can do when her friends are in trouble."

With that, she turned on her heel and sprinted towards the outskirts of town. She knew what she had to do.

A few minutes later, Pinkie emerged from an old abandoned mine with a bandolier of cupcakes strapped across her chest and a cowboy hat on her head. She had transformed into Pinkie the Kid, a notorious outlaw who had made a name for herself throughout the west with her quick wit and even quicker hooves.

As she strode back into town, the IRS enforcer and his gang of stallions were waiting for her. They had their guns drawn, but Pinkie didn't flinch. She had faced danger before, and she wasn't afraid to face it again.

"Alright, Mr. Suit," she said, drawing her own pistol. "Let's see who's really in charge around here."

The enforcer sneered. "You're making a mistake, miss. The law is on my side."

Pinkie just laughed. "The law might be on your side, but I've got something even better - the power of friendship!"

With that, Pinkie started firing cupcakes in every direction. The enforcer and his gang were taken by surprise, their guns jamming with sprinkles and frosting. Pinkie dodged and weaved, firing her own cupcakes with deadly accuracy.

After a few intense minutes of flying cupcakes and dodging bullets, Pinkie emerged victorious. The enforcer and his gang had retreated, their hats and suits covered in frosting and their spirits broken.

As Pinkie helped the ponies of Dodge Junction pick themselves up and dust themselves off, she couldn't help but feel proud of herself. She had stood up for what she believed in, and she had won. The power of friendship had triumphed once again.

And as she rode off into the sunset on a wave of frosting and sprinkles, Pinkie knew that she would always be there to defend her friends,

Chapter 5: Honest finances

Applejack was in trouble. The IRS was after her for unpaid taxes, and she had no idea how to get out of this mess. She had been avoiding them for weeks, but she knew it was only a matter of time before they caught up to her. As she walked through the bustling streets of Ponyville, she tried to come up with a plan.

She thought about leaving Ponyville altogether, but she couldn't bear the thought of leaving her friends and family behind. She needed to find a way to make things right without losing everything she loved.

As she walked, she heard a familiar voice calling out to her. "Applejack! Hey there!"

She turned to see Twilight Sparkle walking towards her. Applejack forced a smile and greeted her friend.

"What's going on, Twilight?" she asked, trying to sound as normal as possible.

"I just wanted to check in and see how you're doing," Twilight replied. "You've been acting a little strange lately."

Applejack's heart sank. She didn't want to lie to Twilight, but she couldn't let her friend know what was going on.

"I'm fine, Twilight. Just a little tired, I guess," she said, hoping that would be enough to satisfy her friend.

But Twilight wasn't convinced. "Are you sure everything's okay? You know you can talk to me if something's bothering you."

Applejack sighed. She knew she couldn't keep up the act forever. "Okay, Twilight. I'll tell you what's going on, but you have to promise not to tell anyone else."

Twilight nodded eagerly. "Of course, Applejack. You can trust me."

Applejack took a deep breath and told Twilight everything. She explained how she had been avoiding the IRS and how she didn't know what to do. Twilight listened patiently, and when Applejack finished, she put a comforting hoof on her friend's shoulder.

"Applejack, I know this is tough, but you can't keep hiding from the IRS. You need to face this head-on and try to work out a solution. Maybe we can all help you."

Applejack was touched by Twilight's offer, but she didn't want to drag her friends into this mess. "I appreciate your help, Twilight, but I don't want to get anyone else involved. This is my problem, and I need to figure it out on my own."

Twilight nodded, but she didn't look convinced. "Okay, Applejack. But please promise me you'll at least consider asking for help if things get too difficult."

Applejack agreed, and the two friends hugged before parting ways.

As Applejack walked home, she felt a little better knowing that Twilight cared about her. But she still didn't know how to handle the IRS. She knew she couldn't keep running forever, but she also didn't want to lose everything she had worked so hard for.

When she got home, she found her brother Big Macintosh waiting for her. "Hey, sis. You okay?" he asked, his voice full of concern.

Applejack sighed. "I don't know, Big Mac. The IRS is after me, and I don't know what to do."

Big Mac nodded. "I heard. That's a tough situation, but I know you'll figure it out. You always do."

Applejack smiled at her brother's words. "Thanks, Big Mac. I appreciate your support."

Over the next few days, Applejack tried to come up with a plan. She talked to other ponies in Ponyville who had been in similar situations and tried to learn from their experiences. She also read up on tax law and tried to figure out how to negotiate with the IRS.

But no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't seem to find a solution that would work for her. She was starting to feel hopeless and overwhelmed.

One day, she was sitting in the barn, trying to clear her mind when she heard a knock at the door. She opened it to find Rainbow Dash standing there.

"Hey, AJ. Can we talk?" Rainbow asked.

Applejack nodded and let Rainbow in. Rainbow sat down next to her and put a comforting hoof on her shoulder.

"I heard about your situation with the IRS. That's tough, but you don't have to go through it alone," Rainbow said.

Applejack was touched by Rainbow's offer, but she still didn't want to drag her friends into this mess. "I appreciate your help, Rainbow, but I don't want to get anyone else involved. This is my problem, and I need to figure it out on my own."

Rainbow nodded, but she didn't look convinced. "Okay, Applejack. But just remember that we're all here for you if you need us."

Applejack smiled and hugged Rainbow. She was grateful to have such caring friends.

As the days passed, Applejack continued to struggle with her situation. She was running out of options and time. She knew she had to do something soon or face the consequences.

One morning, she woke up with a plan. She decided to go to the IRS office in Canterlot and try to negotiate a payment plan. It was a risky move, but it was the only option she had left.

She said goodbye to her friends and family in Ponyville and set out on the long journey to Canterlot. When she arrived, she went straight to the IRS office and asked to speak to someone about her situation.

She was nervous, but she tried to stay calm and explain her situation as best she could. To her surprise, the agent she spoke to was understanding and willing to work with her.

They worked out a payment plan that would allow her to pay off her taxes over time without losing her farm or other assets. Applejack was relieved and grateful. She knew she couldn't have done it without the support of her friends and family in Ponyville.

When she returned home, she was greeted with cheers and hugs from her loved ones. They were all proud of her for facing her problems head-on and finding a solution.

As she settled back into her life in Ponyville, Applejack realized that she had learned an important lesson. She had always been independent and stubborn, but she now knew that it was okay to ask for help when she needed it.

She also realized how lucky she was to have such wonderful friends and family who cared about her. She knew she could always count on them, no matter what.

From that day forward, Applejack made a promise to herself to be more open and honest with her loved ones and to never be afraid to ask for help when she needed it. She knew that with their support, she could face any challenge that came her way.

Author's Note

I am informing you that i am not the irs trying to get you to do your taxes.
I promise :twilightsmile:

Bonus Chapter: A Celestial Tax Tale

Celestia had always been the ruler of Equestria, a land filled with happiness and harmony. But recently, things had taken a turn for the worse. The economy had been hit hard by a sudden lack of tax revenue, and even Celestia was feeling the effects.

As she walked through the streets of Canterlot, Celestia saw the evidence of the kingdom's financial struggles. Buildings were falling into disrepair, shopkeepers were closing their doors, and ponies were huddled together in the streets, trying to stay warm.

Celestia knew that she had to do something to help her subjects. She summoned her most trusted advisors and asked them to come up with a plan to revive the economy. But as they brainstormed ideas, Celestia couldn't help but feel a sense of helplessness. How could she fix the kingdom when even she was struggling to make ends meet?

As she pondered over the problem, a memory from long ago crossed her mind. She recalled a time when she had visited a small village on the outskirts of Equestria, and had been impressed by the ingenuity of the ponies there. They had managed to thrive despite their limited resources, and had built a close-knit community that supported each other.

Inspired by this memory, Celestia decided to take matters into her own hooves. She shed her regal attire and donned a simple cloak and hood, hoping to blend in with the ponies of Canterlot. She roamed the streets, listening to the concerns of the citizens and observing their daily struggles.

As she mingled with the ponies, Celestia noticed a small group of entrepreneurs who were trying to start a business selling homemade baked goods. They had a passion for baking, but lacked the funds to buy ingredients and equipment. Celestia saw an opportunity to help these ponies, and offered to invest in their business.

With Celestia's financial backing, the bakery was able to take off. Word of mouth spread quickly, and soon the bakery became a popular spot for Canterlot residents. The entrepreneurs were able to earn a living doing what they loved, and Celestia was happy to see that her investment had made a real difference.

Celestia realized that she didn't need to rely on taxes or government policies to make a positive impact on her kingdom. By investing in the talent and potential of her subjects, she could help them build a better future for themselves and for Equestria as a whole.

Even though Celestia was now investing in small businesses, the lack of tax revenue meant that her own financial situation was still dire. She had to cut down on expenses and live a modest lifestyle. She gave up her luxurious chambers in the palace and moved to a small cottage on the outskirts of Canterlot.

Despite her own hardships, Celestia found joy in helping her subjects. She continued to seek out ponies with great potential and offer them her support. She invested in new businesses, offered grants to artists and scholars, and helped to fund community projects.

As word of her kindness spread throughout Equestria, more and more ponies were inspired to follow her example. They began to see the value of investing in their own communities and supporting each other. Slowly but surely, the kingdom began to thrive once again.

Celestia realized that the true power of a ruler lay not in their wealth or their status, but in their ability to inspire and uplift their subjects. By being a beacon of hope and kindness, she had helped to reignite the spirit of Equestria and had shown that even in the darkest of times, there is always a way to make a difference.

Even as Celestia invested in small businesses and supported her subjects, she knew that her own financial struggles were far from over. The lack of tax revenue meant that she had to be more careful than ever with her spending. She cut down on luxuries and lived a simple life, learning to find joy in the small pleasures that life had to offer.

As she spent more time among her subjects, Celestia began to realize that her own experiences of hardship had given her a deeper understanding of the struggles faced by ordinary ponies. She saw the challenges of making ends meet, of finding affordable healthcare, and of trying to provide a good education for their children. She knew that these issues could not be solved by charity alone, and that a more systemic solution was needed.

With this in mind, Celestia called a council of her most trusted advisors and set to work on a plan to address the kingdom's economic woes. They brainstormed ideas, debating the merits of different policies and programs.

One of the most promising ideas was to establish a network of public works projects throughout Equestria, creating jobs and stimulating economic growth. Celestia saw the potential in this plan and decided to take it a step further.

She reached out to the ponies of Equestria, calling on them to come together and contribute to the building of these public works projects. She asked them to volunteer their time and skills to help construct roads, bridges, and other infrastructure that would benefit the entire kingdom.

The response was overwhelming. Ponies from all corners of Equestria came forward, eager to help. They formed teams and set to work, using their creativity and resourcefulness to find solutions to the challenges they faced.

As the public works projects began to take shape, Celestia saw the impact they were having on the kingdom. Jobs were being created, and economic growth was beginning to take hold. The new infrastructure allowed ponies to travel more easily and to access new markets, creating opportunities for small businesses to thrive.

Celestia was overjoyed to see the positive changes taking place in her kingdom. She knew that there was still much work to be done, but she was confident that with the continued support of her subjects, they would be able to overcome any obstacle.

Over time, the public works projects continued to expand, creating new jobs and economic growth throughout Equestria. Celestia watched with pride as her kingdom once again became a place of prosperity and hope.

As she reflected on her own journey, Celestia realized that her experiences of hardship had taught her a valuable lesson. She had learned that even in the most difficult of times, there is always a way to make a positive impact. By investing in her subjects and encouraging them to come together, she had helped to create a brighter future for all of Equestria.

In the end, it was not her wealth or her status that made Celestia a great ruler. It was her compassion, her determination, and her unwavering belief in the power of her subjects to come together and create a better world for themselves and for each other.

Chapter 2: A dash of tax evasion

Rainbow Dash was having a fantastic day. She had just completed an impressive Sonic Rainboom and was feeling on top of the world. However, her mood quickly changed when she received a letter from the IRS.

The letter stated that Rainbow Dash had been audited and owed a large sum of money in back taxes. Rainbow Dash was shocked and confused. She had always been diligent about filing her taxes on time and had never missed a payment.

She immediately contacted her accountant, who began looking into the matter. It turned out that there had been a mistake in the previous year's tax return, which resulted in an underpayment of taxes. The mistake had gone unnoticed until now, and the IRS was demanding payment in full.

Rainbow Dash was distraught. She didn't have the money to pay the full amount, and she had no idea how she was going to come up with it. She tried to appeal the decision, but it was too late. The IRS had already seized her bank accounts and put a lien on her property.

To make matters worse, the news of Rainbow Dash's financial trouble had leaked to the press. Suddenly, she was being hounded by reporters and fans, all wanting to know why she was in such dire straits. Rainbow Dash was humiliated and didn't know how to handle the attention.

In the end, Rainbow Dash was forced to sell some of her prized possessions to pay off the debt. It was a painful experience, but it taught her a valuable lesson about the importance of staying on top of her finances and making sure her tax returns were always accurate.

From that day forward, Rainbow Dash made sure to triple-check her tax returns and keep meticulous records of all her finances. She never wanted to go through the stress and embarrassment of an IRS audit again. Though it was a tough experience, it ultimately made her a wiser and more responsible pony.