Pinkie Pie's new drinks!

Rarity had become increasingly annoyed that no matter where Pinkie Pie lead her, she could not locate Pinkie's nasty sock supply. Where could she have possibly hidden them? if not in the kitchen, or anywhere in the bakery for that matter, where could they have been? you'd think the smell would be noticeable but it wasn't. Pinkie Pie was smarter than Rarity had thought. She must've hidden them in a good spot.

Both ponies stopped as Pinkie showed Rarity her latest work of art. "And this right here is my money throne! I made it with all the money I collected from my lovely customers!" Pinkie cheered. "Don't you just love it? I know I sure do! it's like all my accomplishments mixed together in one big heap!"

Rarity shot her an unamused look. She wasn't impressed in the slightest that Pinkie Pie was letting money of all things get into her head. She knew as a hard-working mare with a business of her own that money could change a pony. Usually for the worst. "Oh yes. Quite the flex. Astounding, even. Say Pinkie Pie? Are there any parts of your property I have not picked through yet? I want to make sure I checked out every room and corner."

Pinkie Pie frowned. "Well I mean I showed you pretty much everything!" Rarity didn't believe her. "Everything?" she pressed. "Well then, best I-" she turned around and caught sight of a door she didn't remember seeing upon entering the establishment. "Hold on...what's behind that door?" she pointed.

Pinkie followed her gaze. "Oh! that's the back exit out of Sugarcube Corner, only staff use it." Rarity's suspicions rose as she approached it warily. "Well, I can get out of the building faster this way, thanks for everything Pinkie, I best be on my way."

"No! health inspector wait!-" Pinkie started, trying to pull Rarity back inside. Shaking off Pinkie's grip and trotting elegantly out the door with her head held high, Rarity felt her black hat blow off of her head when her nose caught the smell.

"Oh, great Celestia she hid them BEHIND Sugarcube Corner! it reaks back here! how could she stand this putrid aroma while mixing drinks!?" Rarity shouted in anguish as Pinkie quickly followed her suit, meeting her right in front of the massive sock pile. The baking hot sun shone down on all of them making them smell so much worse than when they were stored in Pinkie's cabinets.

"This-This will not do! I will get your bakery shut down for this!" Rarity yelled, trying her best to keep up her act as she fought the urge to turn tail and run into the nearby mountains to get away from the horror. "No! please don't, I can explain everything! blame Rarity's brother, HE WAS IN ON IT TOO!!" Pinkie begged. "YOU SHOULD BE BLAMING HIM FOR THIS! THEY'RE HIS SOCKS!"

"But you own the place, you should know better!" Rarity shot back. "Last I checked he doesn't even work here. How many sales have you made using these socks in your lemonade Pinkie?"

"Like a hundred and five," Pinkie said. Rarity was livid when she heard this. "WHAT! GRR PINKIE I AM SHUTTING YOUR BAKERY DOWN FOR GOOD!" grabbing a fake sign with the words "PUBLIC HEALTH INSPECTION NOTICE: CLOSED" on it, she taped the sign to Pinkie's door. "Say farewell to your business! I am calling up the public health care department right now!"

"No health inspector, you don't understand! This was my only way to get back to being the best pastry seller in Ponyville! before I made this recipe nobody wanted anything to do with me! I was desperate, and it was just sweat! it's not poisonous or anything! It's a little gross yeah but it won't kill anyone!"

"Extreme uncleanliness still counts as a guideline violation." Rarity scowled. "And any substance of any kind from another person or pony used in any recipe is a definite no-no around here. Now cease this sock pile, burn all of them in a fire, and kiss your Sugarcube corner goodbye!" Stomping away, Rarity smirked seeing Pinkie's eyes water with tears at the thought of losing everything she had worked up to. "Serves her right," she muttered under her breath, taking off the black bowl cap she was wearing.

"How'd it go, Rarity?" her friends asked, all coming out of the bushes. Rarity rose her hoof and spoke. "Excellent, I convinced Pinkie Pie to rid of the socks and I told her I am shutting down her bakery."

"Woah Rarity, isn't shutting down her place going a little too far?" Twilight asked. "I mean, what she did to us was gross but she doesn't deserve to have her life ruined over it. It was just sweat after all. There could have been worse stuff mixed into those drinks."

"Darling, when I found out she was extorting my brother of all people for those DRINKS you know how upset it made me? making everyone addicted to HIS TASTE. She fully deserves every bad consequence coming to her! And though I never partook in the acting industry before, I have to say I did a pretty good job pretending to be someone other than me for a change. I don't even know that much about health inspections and yet she seemed pretty convinced I was the real deal."

Exchanging an unsure glance, her friends shrugged. "Well, I guess when you put it that way it doesn't seem so wrong. "We just hope she doesn't take it to heart."

"Oh darlings, I'm sure she will find a new hobby. She doesn't just bake, she likes to make ponies smile and throw parties. She doesn't need a bakery for that." Rarity said, looking back to the silhouette of Pinkie Pie, still standing behind Sugarcube Corner as she started picking up all the socks with the saddest expression on her face Rarity had ever seen.

However, as Pinkie bunched them all together the smell grew so bad that it wafted all the way over to Canterlot Castle. Celestia had been sitting peacefully on her golden throne, enjoying her break as the smell lingered through an opened window and into the ballroom. "UGH!" she said in disgust. "What is that smell? and how did it get into my royal castle!?"

Luna and Cadance both booked it out of there as Celestia demanded the guards inspect the castle. "Find out where it came from and evacuate the place! I will not have my subjects smell whatever that is. Maybe there was a gas leak, we can't be sure!"

Getting up from her seat, Celestia stormed around looking for the source. However, as she walked past the glass-stained windows she realized where it was coming from. No, the smell wasn't coming from inside her castle, but Ponyville! The green waft was coming from the back of Pinkie Pie's bakery.

"It's coming from Ponyville! I have to put an end to this!" she growled, flying out of the castle as fast as she could, her massive white wings beating down furiously as she soared high into the sky and into the clouds. Slowing her pace as she was flying above Ponyville premises, she found herself flying over Sugarcube Corner, where the smell grew worse.

"Socks?" Celestia echoed in surprise. "Now why on earth would Pinkie Pie be gathering a hoard of the worst-smelling pile of those things humans wear right outside of her home? well, whatever reason it is, I have to make her stop! She is terrorizing Ponyville and Canterlot."

Using her horn, a yellow aura appeared around it as she created the biggest magic blast she could muster Holding her breath with effort, she brought the massive yellow beam down and exploded Sugarcube Corner with it, completely wiping it to dust as parts and pieces of the building flew in all different directions. the once gingerbread-themed home was now nothing more but some fallen debris and a pile of rubble and smoke.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Pinkie screamed as socks fell all around her. "Celestia!? oh, I knew the health inspector was going to tell you everything! I didn't mean to fill those lemonade drinks with the sweat of someone else's socks! I'm sorry for everything! please don't throw me in jail!"

Celestia, not even knowing about the lemonade fiasco was very confused. "You used socks in lemonade? just...why on earth would you do that, Pinkie Pie? For any logical reason at all is there an actual justifiable reason for doing that to my loyal subjects?"

"It doesn't matter! now rebuild my bakery that you just destroyed!" she piped up, cheeks puffed up with hot anger. "I lived in there you know, now where am I going to eat, sleep, and I don't know, WORK!?"

"The socks are still everywhere!" Celestia gasped in horror, pointing at them in dismay as they surrounded the angry pink pony. "That's it, I am banning socks from Ponyville entirely! nopony will ever be allowed to wear them EVERY AGAIN! Their use has been abused and I will not allow it! I knew allowing human clothes into Equestria was a bad idea, but this, this is something else!"

"You can't ban socks!" Pinkie shrieked. "I NEED THEM FOR MY DRINKS!" but Princess Celestia wasn't listening as she caught Rarity's brother racing out of the broken bakery so fast. Celestia saw his socks WERE GONE and she went ballistic when she saw green things wedged in between the toes. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE. HE SMELLS WORSE THAN THE SOCKS COMBINED! THATS IT. There is going to be an exception made. FEET ARE ALSO BANNED FROM EQUESTRIA!"

Creating another massive blast of magic she blew off his feet and they are zapped out of existence never to be seen again. He had not been expecting the forced amputation so when he looked down and couldn't walk he cries. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME CELESTIA?!"
"Because I hate you valdroxx," Celestia said back grinning so wide and keeps zapping him over and over just to see him in pain. Rarity then rushed over to save her brother but changes her mind when she sees Pinkie Pie and what Celestia had done. "Oh darling, we let this get too far! I didn't think Celestia would actually come over and destroy Pinkie's home! I have to tell her everything...even if she hates me for it."

"Pinkie Pie," Rarity said sadly, taking her attention away from the repeated magic blasts. "I'm sorry to tell you this now but...I pretended to be the health inspector to shut down your bakery. I and the girls were mad about the whole drink disaster, and well, we thought it was the only way to get your ego set straight. I'm terribly sorry for all the trouble I caused. We never meant for it to be taken this far. I had no plans for Celestia to show up here at all."

Pinkie's eye twitched. "You...YOU WERE THE REASON MY BAKERY GOT DESTROYED!?"

Rarity tried to calm her down, backing away from her enraged friend. "I wasn't wanting Celestia to blast it to bits, I promise! I just wanted you to realize what you did was wrong! All it was supposed to do was teach you a lesson, Darling! honest!"

"FUCK YOU RARITY." Pinkie Pie screamed. "YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE." So Pinkie Pie never talks to Rarity again and hates her. The End