Hey you guys! I'm Pinkie Pie! Party planner and baker from Sugarcube Corner? Or, as others know me, Pinkamena, the murderer from the story "Cupcakes"... I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS! It's a lie! A lie I tell you, a lie!!! Ever since that mysterious little story popped up at the library, everybody has been running away from me and acting all cray-cray! So sit down with Auntie Pinkie, and I'll tell you how one story could ruin a pony's life... Oh yeah, and I'M NOT A MURDERER!

My first ever one-shot. This is my little parody of "Cupcakes". Since everybody (or pony) always makes prequels and sequels and takes on the story, I thought I'd do my own (with a completely different concept)... I hope you enjoy.