Uzi in equestria (Displaced)

[The next day: Sweet Apple Acres]

The Sun has just begun to set as Uzi loads the most recent bucket of apples collected into a pile by the farm as she turns to Applejack with a smile and a thumbs up. “Alright, got this load, where are the trees for the next?”

“Thank ya kindly for the help Uzi an’ the trees are right over there.” Applejack says pointing to another set of trees with apples still on them.

“Aight, I'll get o- wh-what the-e?!” Uzi exclaims in shock as she watches one of the Apples impossibly grow twenty times its size.

“Hmm what's wrong Uzi?” Sarra asked as she poked her head out from Uzi's beanie before her eyes saw what was happening. “Oh no.”

“I- wh- I just- H̷o̶w̷?̷!̸” Uzi shouts, her voice distorting in a glitchy tone.

“I-I know it's not really them but.” Sarra says before growling. “But this is still unacceptable.” Sarra says to herself but Uzi certainly heard this.

“Woah, Sarra, you ok?” Uzi asked in worry, the glitchy tone dissipating.

“Y-Yeah it's just I might know what's going on.” Sarrah explained before Applejack called out to Rainbow who was chasing a cotton candy cloud raining down chocolate milk.

“Rainbow Dash what in tarnation is up with this weather why is it raining I mean chocolate milk I mean chocolate milk rain?” Applejack asked.

“I don't know! These clouds just suddenly appeared all over the place! Heck, Cloudstale’s flooded with soda right now, but there's no way I'd abandon my friends to deal with…this.” Rainbow replied, pointing her hoof at the pink cloud.

Just then Twilight and the others came to the farm. “Don't worry everyone, I've been working on a spell that should fix everything.” She explains while reading a book while she walks.

“...please do, this is kinda hard to look at.” Uzi muttered with a deadpan as she looked decisively away from the pink cloud and overgrown apple.

Twilight smiles as she concentrates on her magic. “It's not going to work.” Sarra says from under Uzi beanie with an annoyed tone while Twilight cast her spell making everything stop for a moment before it goes chaotic again.

“...ok, how did you know that? I know the original you is a bit further back in the timeline so…” Uzi asked in curiosity with a raised digital eyebrow.

“You forget I can still gain knowledge from her and vice versa and there's a reason why father was placed in stone and even though the one causing this isn't them they're still the same and their the reason father was in stone.” Sarra explained with a growl.

“...ah. is that the…sister? You mentioned? You… sometimes mumble in your sleep.” Uzi whispered to her little Kwami, using the conversation to distract herself from the ponies fixing the situation with…..popcorn?

“Yes but here they're male.” Sarra answered until Spike burped out a letter explaining Celestia wanted them all to head to Canterlot and asked for Uzi, Tessa and N to come too, saying that they might be able to help with the chaos.

“Hm, Celestia seems to know what's going on… would you rather she explain?” Uzi asked as she began to follow the ponies, not noticing Twilight give her a slight concerned gaze.

Sarra just nodded before hiding back under Uzi's beanie with Codexx who was also under the beanie.

Uzi nods as she splits from the group, walking over to the train station to wait until everyone is ready to leave. “You know…it's weird, I don't know why but, it was…difficult? To look at the weird stuff that happened back at the Acres.”

“Maybe your sensors couldn't process all of the chaos that's going on?” Codexx Explained from under her beanie.

“They…tried to, but…” Uzi sighs. “I couldn't understand a single thing that happened, honestly if it weren't for the other things going on I would've probably been stuck staring at that apple for hours trying to figure out what happened.”

“That's Chaos magic for you, nothing with it makes sense and that's how they like it.” Sarra says from under Uzi beanie before Twilight and the others arrive with Tessa and N.

“Hey Tess, N.” Uzi waved before noticing Tessa giving her a slight frown before turning to Twilight.

“Are you sure she just froze? It's not like her to space out.” Tessa asked as she looked back at Uzi.

“Yes we all saw her freeze up when she saw an apple grew large and when it started raining chocolate milk from a cotton candy cloud.” Twilight explained to the griffon as the train arrived.

“Hm…alright, in that case, it would only be logical she'd freeze, she's a machine…or at least, mostly a machine. And machines tend to freeze when they encounter the impossible.” Tessa replied to the unicorn as the group reached the train station where Uzi had been waiting.

As soon as they arrived the train pulled up and they all entered the train before it started to take off towards Canterlot.

The train ride was filled with a comfortable quiet, Tessa and Twilight trading theories about what might be going on, Pinkie and N playing Chess, Rainbow and Applejack having casual small talk, and Rarity and Fluttershy conversing about their next spa visit as Uzi fed her Kwami's.

Codexx happily ate the snack Uzi gave him while Sarra grumpily ate hers as she looked out the window of the train seeing all the chaos outside.

“...Sarra.” Uzi spoke to gain the Kwami's attention. “If anything, and I mean anything goes wrong, I want you and Codexx to take your miraculouses and take them to Frisk, they know the most about what the two of you can do…and barely anything can really stop them once they set their mind on something.”

Sarra calms down a bit as she gave a sigh. “I understand we'll go to Frisk if something happens.” She says as the train stops as it arrives at Canterlot train station.

Uzi smiled at her Sarra as the two Kwami's flew under her beanie as she joined the group walking out the train to the palace.

After leaving the station the group all made their way to the castle and after arriving they headed towards the throne room where they saw Celestia waiting for them.

“It's wonderful to see you again Celestia.” Uzi spoke with a polite smile.

“It's good to see you as well, Uzi, it's good to see all of you again.” Celestia greeted back.

“Princess, we received your message. Do you know what's going on, why everything is all out of whack?” Twilight asked her mentor.

“I do, that is why I called you all here.” Celestia began to explain as she walked down a hallway lined with stain glass windows, beckoning with her wing for the group to follow.

“I called you all here for a matter of importance. It would seem an old foe of mine, someone who I had defeated long ago has returned.” Celestia explained as they walked down the hall only for Fluttershy to stop at one of the windows and look up at it. “His name is Discord.” She explains while Fluttershy shrieked at the image of discord on the window.

“Woah…I did not expect the spirit of Chaos to look like that.” Uzi spoke as she looked at the same window.

Sarra just growled at the image. “Discord is the mischievous spirit of disharmony before my sister and I stood up to him; he ruled Equestria in an eternal state of unrest and unhappiness.” Celestia explained showing another window of Discord controlling ponies with puppet strings. “Luna and I saw how miserable it was for earth ponies, pegasi and unicorns alike so after discovering the Elements Of Harmony we combined our powers and rose up against him turning him to stone.” She added showing another window depicting her and Luna turning Discord to stone.

“Alright princess.” Rainbow cheered happily.

“...I'm assuming this has to do with what happened earlier today, doesn't it?” Tessa asked as she looked at the murals of Discord.

“Yes I had thought he would be contained forever.” Celestia answered as she leads them further down the corridor of windows. “But since Luna and I are no longer connected to the elements the spell has been broken.”

“No longer connected?” Twilight asked.

“Hm, well, you and the girls used the elements once before right? Before I, or anything else like me, appeared, right?” Uzi asked as she turned to the six ponies.

They all looked at each before nodding. “This is Canterlot tower.” Celestia says, gaining their attention again as she stands in front of a set of doors. “This is where the elements are kept inside since all of you recovered them.” She explains as turns to face the group. “I need you to wield the Elements Of Harmony once again and stop Discord before he thrust all of Equestria into eternal chaos.”

“...the Elements aren't gonna be in there, are they?” Uzi whispered, feeling her beanie shake side to side in response, to which Uzi just sighed and waited for the reveal.

“But why us don't you and Princess Luna try wielding them again?” Twilight asked.

“Yeah and how are me, Uzi and N supposed to help?” Tessa added and before Celestia can give a reply Pinkie ended up getting all their attention.

“Hey look, we're famous.” Pinkie says excitedly looking at stained glass windows depicting her and the rest of the element bearers then one at Uzi, N and the first Displaced Uzi summoned saving Ponyville from Tessa's attack.

Tessa looks at the window portraying her attack on Ponyville with a pained expression on her face. “However Tessa despite that day you had done all you can to make up for that day, which I'm grateful for, so that is why I would like for you to help in this endeavor.” Celestia says as she placed a hoof on Tessa's shoulder.

“I- um, ok princess, what do you need us to do?” Tessa asked with a polite nod.

Celestia turned her attention to Twilight and the others. “You six showed the full potential of the Elements by harnessing the magic of your friendship to defeat Nightmare Moon and return her back to being my sister.” She says before turning her attention to Uzi, Tessa and N. “And Tessa, Uzi and N with your abilities and ingenuity of tech I would like for you three to fend off Discord in case he tries anything that would prevent us from sealing him away again.”

“So we're the distraction unit? Smart.” Uzi spoke as she nodded her head. “That walking Zoo won't know what hit him.”

Twilight and the others all smiled and cheered in agreement, making Celestia smile before she turned back to the tower and placed her horn through a hole between the center of the two doors as she filled it with her magic.

The two doors glow in the color of Celestia's magic and open, revealing a pedestal seating a royally decorated chest.

Upon seeing the chest Rarity gave a awe. “You can take the Elements, I'll take that case.”

“Rarity…would you rather take the box and deal with whatever fashion horrors the spirit of chaos could come up with? Or rather take the gem that matches your cutie Mark and stop said fashion horrors from existing.” Uzi deadpans with a facepalm.

Rarity just chuckles slightly rubbing her hoof knowing Uzi was right. “Fear not I have total confidence that you would be able to defeat Discord with these.” Celestia says as she opens the chest to show the Elements but upon revealing the Elements it were shown that they were not in there.

“...called it.” Uzi muttered as she looked at the empty chest.

After seeing the Elements were not in the chest, everyone but Uzi and Sarra gasped. “Oh well if anyone needs me I'll be outside in the chocolate puddles with a giant spoon straw.” Pinkie says as she starts walking off, only for her tail to be grabbed by a mechanical hand.

“Not so fast Pinkie, we still need to figure out what happened to the Elements, I mean, it doesn't make sense.” N replied.

“That chamber was covered in a spell that only I could break; this doesn't make sense.” Celestia says as she paces in place before everyone hears ominous laughter all around them.

“Make sense? oh, what fun is there in making sense.” Says an ominous disembodied voice.

“Discord! Show yourself!” Celestia shouts as she, and everybody else begins to look around cautiously.

Discord started laughing again as Celestia starts looking around before her eyes fell upon one of the stain glass windows depicting Discord. “Did you miss me Celestia I missed you.” He says as he controlled his glass image on the window before moving to another window. “It's quite lonely being encased in stone but you wouldn't know that would you because I don't turn ponies into stone.” He says tapping a fists on the image of Fluttershy that he turned to stone.

“Psh yeah right.” Sarra says from under Uzi beanie.

“Oh my dear Kwami, I can assure you, I am not like her.” Discord replies with a grin, surprising the group.

“Enough what have you done with the Elements Of Harmony?!” Celestia demanded.

“Oh I just borrowed them for a tensy little while.” Discord answered before making the images of the Elements on the window he was in disappear.

“Yeah, I thought you'd do something like that, it's only logical you would take away the one thing that could truly defeat you.” Uzi spoke, looking directly at Discord.

“Give a gold star to our little visitor from another world. She figured me out well.” Discord says before a literal golden star falls on Uzi's head.

“...so, I assume you're the type to play games?” Uzi asked with a raised digital eyebrow as she took the golden star and puts it in her pocket.

“Why of course my dear Zoe playing games is what I love the most.” Discord says appearing on her stain glass window holding Uzi's gun he took from the image of her examining it.

“Wh- don't call me that?!” Uzi suddenly shouts, startling the others with her outburst, Discord included.

“My someone is a bit touchy.” Discord says before making the image of Uzi act like a ballerina.

“Hey you leave Uzi alone!” Rainbow shouted before flying over to the window Discord was in before slamming face first into it when he disappeared.

“...I'm fine Rainbow, just a little ticked off.” Uzi mumbles as she helps Rainbow stand back up.

“Oh you must be Rainbow Dash famed for her loyalty and Element Of Harmony you represent?” Discord asked as he reappeared on the same window Rainbow slammed into.

“So y'all know what element we represent, so what?” Applejack spoke, glaring at Discord.

“Oh I know much more than that.” Discord says making himself bigger in the window he's in. “Honest Applejack, the generous Rarity, the kind Fluttershy….” Discord says before Twilight cuts him off.

“And you seem to know our strengths too?” She asked skeptically.

“Oh yes Twilight Sparkle and yours is the most powerful of them all magic and Pinkie Pie.” He says before chuckling. “Is my personal favorite laughter.” He says as Pinkie starts laughing.

“Pinkie!” The girls shout as pinkie points at one of the glass windows. “Haha! Look Twilight! He's dancing on your head!” Pinkie bursts out laughing as she sees Discord moonwalking on-top of the glass depiction of Twilight until he added the depiction of Uzi and N doing the robot.

“Stop stalling Discord what have you done with the Elements Of Harmony!” Celestia demanded as she glared at Discord.

“Oh very well Celestia, I'll tell you where the Elements are hidden, but I'll do it my way… a Riddle!” Discord exclaims before turning all the windows back to normal and disappearing as his voice echoed from every direction.

“To retrieve your missing Elements just make sense of this change of events.” Discord says before he gives his riddle. “Twists and turns are my master plans then find the Elements back where you began.” He says as he returns his window depiction back to where it was before disappearing.

“Twists and turns…Twists and turns… aha! The maze! Discord must have hid the elements in the maze!” Twilight exclaimed.

“Good luck my subjects, the fate of Equestria rests on your shoulders.” Celestia says confident that the group will succeed as they all nodded and made their way towards the maze and as they left Celestia heard Discords laughter.