You Are My Dad, Your My Dad! (Boogie Woogie Woogie)

by emzzy123

Rating: everyone
Tags: Them's Fightin' Herds, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Flurry Heart, Alternate Universe, Other, Thriller, King Sombra, Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Slice of Life, Main 6
Length: 4526

in which sombra becomes a father, much to the dismay of his childs biological parents

UPDATE: NOT ABANDONED, I'M STILL WRITING THIS I PROMISE I'VE JUST BEEN BUSY
WARNING! SLOW AND SPORADIC UPDATES!
There are many things surrounding the newly freed crystal empire that we do not yet understand, and may never comprehend after its liberation, one of those things is the cause of its destruction, King sombra, whose birth, rise to power, and motive are shrouded in mystery, a shroud that many are now trying to pull back.

Some say that sombra was once a regular unicorn, hollowed out in foal hood and infested with malignant spirits who fed off the fear and misery of his slaves.

Some say that he was a wicked thing that discovered forbidden magics and used them to enact his foul desires.

And some say, in a quieter voice than the others, that he was a warlock, a magician locked into a contract with a God, acting out the wills of his patron for an unknown boon or end goal. But that's obviously the most false of these theories. Because no alicorn would ever make a Pact with him, and alicorns were the only Gods that existed, right?

…right?

Well, i suppose it doesn't matter what lies beneath that mysterious veil, because that's not what this story is about, no, this story is about an umbral unicorn and his adopted daughter, the fact that said daughter just so happens to be the alicorn heiress to an empire he once ruled means nothing.

Until it does
(cover art by me)

Published 2023-04-26 21:50:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-08-12 11:13:47 UTC

a wonderful day! :)

Author's Note

hello horse enjoyers! Have this.
(Psssst!, this is just a little heads up that this is my first fanfic ever, like, ever ever. so sorry if it's not super Great. but i hope you like it regardless, i don't really have an updated schedule but I'll try not to make the time between chapters too long)
comments are greatly appreciated!

a wonderful day! :)

Sombra took a deep breath as he crested the hill. Letting the crisp mountain air chill his lungs and invigorate his spirit, he gently lowered himself onto his stomach, relaxing slightly after the harrowing ordeal he had faced just a few hours prior.

Looking up at the night sky he saw that he still had a few hours before dawn hit, which meant it would be some time before the Crystal Empire realized that their greatest treasure had been pilfered, held against his chest and wrapped in a magic-proof cloth, and even longer after that for them to ascertain the direction he went, with the heavy snowfall hiding any tracks. They probably wouldn't even realize it was him that-

Sombra was cut off from his musings by a gentle coo from the bundle that was cradled in his forelegs, leaning down, sombra gently tugged away some of the swaddle revealing the pink-furred face of an infant, sombra smiled to himself as his ‘treasure’ wriggled slightly, getting into a more comfortable position before settling back to sleep.

With that taken care of, sombra looked back to his saddlebags, he had enough formula and changing supplies to last a few days should they need to deviate from their route, looking up from his supplies sombra could just barely see the faint outline of the Crystal Empires shield glowing blue in the night sky. A white-hot bolt of urgency shot through his gut, a message from his benefactor to keep moving.

Sombra rose to his hooves, babe still held against his bosom, and began his careful descent down the semi-steep hill, heading towards the vast plains of Equestria he couldn't stop himself from smiling.

Today was going to be a wonderful day, he could feel it.
he could finally trust that something in his life was going right for once.
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Twilight Sparkle yawned as she re-read the latest paragraph of her thesis on The thaumic side effects of friendship magic and their potential applications, checking her work for any spelling errors or inconsistencies, she arched her back and flared out her wings as far as they could go, feeling the satisfying ‘pop’ of nitrogen bubbles in her spine and the ensuing release of tension. She set down her quill and arose from her chair, remembering that Spike had made her promise to get some sleep after spell-checking the last chapter, before moving to the door of her study, hoping to get a glass of water from the downstairs kitchen before retiring for the night.

As she made her way through the hallways of her crystalline castle, she found her mind wandering, it was always the same thing, a small whisper in the back of her mind that she couldn't understand, it had been there since she was a filly, she had once gone to Celestia about it, thinking is some magical malady or hex, but she merely lay a firm hoof on her shoulder and asked that she ignore it, and while she was curious, her trust in the solar goddess outshone any desire for knowledge she might have. Twilight looked to the walls of her home, banishing the whisper from her focus once more, and busied her mind with thoughts of her thesis paper.

Twilight yawned as she stared out her kitchen window, looking towards the lilac-tinted sky, the all-nighter was starting to catch up with her, with the oncoming dawn dashing any hope of maintaining her sleep schedule, twilight quickly grabbed her glass and filled it at the sink, not wanting to deal with the bright glare of the fridge light and ensuing headache. She trotted out of the kitchen, quickly making her way to her bedroom.

As she set down her glass on the nightstand and snuggled under the covers, she felt a sense of giddiness begin to rise in her throat, once she woke up she would finally finish the first draft of her paper! and then she would be able to hang out with the girls and collect statements for the second draft! As twilight drifted off she did so with a smile on her face and a single thought in her mind.

Today was going to be a wonderful day, she could feel it.
Because why would it be anything else?
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Ditzy doo grumbled as she rummaged through her kitchen cabinets, patting around until her hoof found the bottle of unopened chocolate chip pancake mix, pulling it down with a grin she maneuvered herself around the many cardboard boxes now populating her home and reached into the cooler she had set out after she cleaned out and packed up her fridge last night, pulling out a small carton of milk and pouring it into the larger bottle before twisting the cap shut and shaking vigorously, turning the powder within into a thick batter. Setting down the bottle she grabbed the small non-stick pan that she left on the counter after packing the rest of the kitchen and set about making breakfast.

Ditzy inhaled deeply as the sweet aroma filled the kitchen, she thought of how delighted her daughter, Dinky, would be when she saw her favourite breakfast waiting on the table for her after a hard day of helping her mother pack their belongings. Flipping one of the fluffy disks of goodness, ditzy grunted as a beam of orange light from her window caught her bad eye, lifting a hoof to block the light ditzy trotted over to her window and adjusted her blinds, the dawn light now diverted away from her face, she nodded and went back to the pancakes, transferring the now finished one in the pan to the stack awaiting on a nearby plate.

Before she could pour out more batter into the pan, ditzy was interrupted by a knock at the door, three fast, two slow. Gasping in realization, she killed the heat and made her way to the door, opening it, she couldn't fight the grin she made when she saw who was on the other side. “Hey, buddy!” she whisper-shouted, not wanting to disturb her neighbours “You made it just as i was fixin’ breakfast” She backed off to the side, letting her friend enter the doorway, she took in his dishevelled state as she shut the door behind her “why don't you go lay down on the couch for a bit and I’ll wake you up once breakfast is ready, then after that you can go back to sleep until we need to load all the heavy stuff onto the convertible” she gestured with her hoof towards the two-seater couch at the far end of her living room, a small fold out bassinet lay prepared on the floor next to it.

her friend yawned as he walked towards the couch, mumbling a tired “sounds good” as he carefully laid the bundle he was carrying in the bassinet, before unceremoniously flopping onto the couch and passing out, ditzy giggled at the sight of her friend flopped over on her sofa, before returning to the kitchen to finish off the pancakes, mind drifting to the schedule she had made in her mind, her years in the postal service industry had shown her the importance of mapping out your loading schedule before you moved anything onto transport. She would ensure that nothing would go wrong and they would leave on time.

Today was going to be a wonderful day, she could feel it.
She would do everything in her power to make it so.
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pinkie pie bounded through the streets of Ponyville, a box of muffins balanced on her back and a big, goofy grin on her face. She made sure to say hello to the ponies she passed on her way to her destination, delighting in the smiles and waves she got in return. As she hopped her way through the streets, she saw the ponies of Ponyville start their days, market stalls were being set up, store signs flipped to ‘open’ and produce set out for curious passers-by.

Pinky slowed to a brisk trot as she neared her destination, only to stop dead in her tracks as she took in the sight before her. She stared in awe a the airship now parked in the street, the runes faintly glowing along the hull marked it as one of those fancy collapsable models she had read about in a magazine once, the figurehead depicted some sort of dragon, mouth stretched wide and tongue falling out past jutting teeth.

Just as Pinkie began to trot closer to investigate, she saw the back of who she had originally come here for and called out “Hey derpy! Over here” She made sure to waver her hoof far above her head just in case her bad eye was acting up again. She saw her flinch in surprise before looking around to see her,

she looked stunned for a moment before breaking into a smile and coming over to where Pinkie was “Pinkie, oh my gosh, hi” Derpy took a moment to wipe some sweat from her forehead “What brings you to my place”.

Pinky shrugged the box of muffins off her back and held them in her forehoof, derpy’s eyes brightened upon seeing her favourite treat through the clear plastic of the lid “Oh nothing much” Pinkie chirped “My pinkie sense told me that you were having something BIG happen today so i thought id give you some of these to celebrate!”

she bounced on her hooves as Derpy set the box on the ground next to them, pinkie bounced up extra high before landing in a sitting position “So, what is it, what is it, WHAT IS IT” she squealed her face getting progressively closer to derpy’s with each ‘what is it’.

Derpy blinked in surprise before backing up a couple of steps, giving herself some breathing room before answering “Well, pinkie…” She trailed off, letting the suspense build for a few seconds before splitting into a grin “i got a promotion!” She puffed out her chest in pride at the statement,

“Oh wow, that's great derpy” Pinky clapped her hooves together, before turning her head to the airship next to them “But what's all this? Are you going on a pre-promotion vacation or something?”

she looked back to the mailmare only to blink as she suddenly shrunk in on herself, sheepishness overtaking any confidence that was there before Derpy averted her eye, rubbing the back of her neck with a hoof “Um…actually pinkie…” She looked to the small pile of boxed pinkie and had only now just noticed she looked back to Derpy “It’s about the promotion..” derpy sucked in a breath “My new position is in the Huoshan Empire,” she looked down at her hooves, almost ashamed “I start work in a week, so Dinky and i don't have the time for a farewell party”.

Pinkie deflated at hearing that, one of her Ponyville friends was leaving and she didn’t even get to throw a party!?, “Oh,” Pinkie said dumbly, unsure of how to react, before shaking her head and smiling at her friend. “Hey, it's ok, it's no biggie, promise!” pinkie made sure the smile reached her eyes, she couldn't have her friend feeling sad because of her moping!

Derpy looked up and smiled, “Thanks pinkie” She looked over to the boxes again, her face morphing into shock “Oh shoot! I gotta finish packing or we’ll be off schedule!” the grey mare threw her hooves around pinkies neck before scooping up the muffins with a wing and bolting back into her house. Pinkie watched her go, feeling perplexed, derpy’s urgency had set off a niggling itch in her brain that she was forgetting something as we-

“OH SHOOT I FORGOT ABOUT TWILIGHTS MEETING”

-and with that exclamation, she bolted away from the doos' residence towards the crystal tree that loomed over the small town.

Pinkie huffed and puffed as she arrived at the door to the map room, her run from the other side of town had worn her out more than she thought!, as she caught her breath she reached into her mane and pulled out the small note Twilight had sent her, re-checking the time stamped at the bottom in neat cursive, 11:30 AM, she breathed a sigh of relief, she was only a few minutes late. As she pushed the door open, she let a grin form on her face.

Today was going to be a wonderful day she could-

Any thoughts of a good day ground to a halt as pinkie pie’s blood turned to ice in her veins, her body going stock still at the sight of her alicorn companion. Twilight looked at her from where she was slumped over the cutie map, her bloodshot eyes looked through her like she wasn’t even there, twilight heaved a wet breath and croaked out two words that made Pinky's heart drop to her stomach like lead.

“Flurry’s gone”
Somewhere outside, a small airship flew away, taking any chance of a wonderful day with it.

the cold shoulder

Author's Note

and now we get to see how some of the other critical pieces on the board are faring.
(also, thanks so much for the lovely comments! I'm glad people like my stuff)

the cold shoulder

Cadence was cold, her entire body was numb with it like she had fallen into a frozen lake, and she was helpless as she sunk to the bottom. She was looking out one of the arched windows of the office, watching as the encroaching storm threatened to drown her empire in snow, the same way her grief threatened to drown her in its icy embrace.

A sharp stab of guilt penetrated the icy tomb that surrounded her heart, but only for a brief moment before fading into the background static of her other emotions. Her ear twitched as she barely heard her husband shout over the din of her mind, ah yes, the meeting. She should probably be paying attention to that, she willed her body to turn towards the conversation that was happening next to her.

Princess Celestia sat on the other side of the desk, looking as regal on the faux leather chair as she would on any throne, her face was a mask of stern authority, but cadence could see the almost desperate worry behind her eyes.

Cadence could see shining next to her, one hoof holding up his body as he leaned over the desk, while the other was pointed at the solar goddess. His entire body was shaking with the grief-turned-rage that he was directing at her aunt, his normally smooth white face had gone beet-red and contorted with wrinkles at the force of his shouting; cadence desperately willed for her ears to come back to her, begging her distant body to allow her to participate in discussing the fate of her ponies.

Bit by bit, the conversation faded into focus, Celestias soft but unyielding tone versus shinings loud but wavering wails, cadence furrowed her brow, straining her ears as she finally began to understand the words being spoken.

“But my daughter”-

“is not worth the death of your subjects, shining”

The room was quiet as the grave, shinings mouth working around counter-arguments that wouldn't come as cadence scrambled for any scraps of context, she heard Celestia inhale before her voice reached cadence once more.

“I cannot even begin to understand the pain you both are in” she began slowly, almost as if she was talking to a scared animal instead of worried parents “But what i can understand is that the crystal heart is failing” cadence winced at that, the sudden reminder of her failure in the wake of her daughter's disappearance was yet another shard of ice burying itself into her heart.

“The shield is getting weaker with each passing day, and the monsters that live in the wastes are getting bold, several search parties have reported close calls with packs of frost wolves already”. Celestia threw down a small stack of incident report forms on the desk, spreading them out with her magic for them both to see.

“We're reaching the breaking point, either the shield will break and they’ll all freeze to death, or they’ll all be eaten by hordes of monsters” Celestia planted a hoof on the desk, rearing herself up before looking down on the couple; it reminded cadence of being in the principal's office in high school. “As the senior deity of this continent, it is my responsibility to ensure all other gods and rulers within take care of their subjects, and i cannot stand idly by and watch you both condemn the crystal ponies to an icy grave searching for a foal which is not there”.

Shining flared up at that, his ears pinned back against his skull, baring his wolf's teeth in a clear display of aggression. His horn sparked, causing the ornamental spear mounted on the wall to rattle in its casing. Celestia merely snorted before casting her magic outwards in a wave, cutting the connection between his magic and the weapon like scissors cutting thread.

She slammed her other hoof down on the desk, making both shining and cadence to stare up at the God-ruler in an awed sort of fear “i am Sol Invictus!, Solar God of the continent of Equs!, and i now decree that you, Prince consort Shining Armour and Empress Mi Amore Cadenza shall call off your search parties and evacuate your citizens immediately, or i shall usurp you positions as rulers and do it myself; as is my divine right” her use of the Royal Voice left no room for argument, she lowered herself back into her seat, her hardened visage softening just slightly; just enough to show that she still cared.

“you have until midnight to give the order”, she rose from her seat, walking to the door at the other side of the room. She cast a sorrowful look at them before closing the door behind her with a soft *thud*.

Shining looked to the door for a long torturous moment before screaming, grabbing the chair in his magic and hurling it at the wall, cursing every god he knew. He pounded his hooves on the desk, the wood creaking and splintering, the force from his blows not quite enough to break it entirely. Cadence felt like she should reach out and comfort her husband in his hour of need, but her hooves were frozen in place. without Celestia’s fiery outburst to keep the frost at bay it felt like it had begun to reach her very soul, every inch of her being was encased in ice so cold it felt like not even the warmth of her love could thaw it, she was utterly powerless to save herself.

Just like she was utterly powerless to save her empire.

Just like she was utterly powerless to save Flurry.

~~~

Celestia closed the door to the office, and began to walk back to the sitting room Luna was waiting in, she winced as she heard something heavy hit the wall; she decided to speed up to a brisk trot, willing herself to ignore the broken wailings of her nephew-in-law.

She paused as she walked past one of the many pop-up infirmaries that had been set up in the palace, taking in the exhausted faces of the medical staff as they worked around the clock to care for the many frostbitten, hypothermic; or otherwise wounded ponies who had joined the search for their beloved crystal princess. It was a sorry sight, the way the crystal ponies were working themselves to the bone trying to find her, ignoring the weakening shield and growing cold until they simply couldn't anymore; it broke her heart.

Celestia moved past the infirmary, taking a few short turns until she found the door to the sitting room, she peeked inside and saw something that would have brought her immeasurable joy if it weren't for the circumstances.

Luna was reclined on one of the sofas, a book of Old Empire myths held aloft in her magic, a joyful glint in her eyes as she read out the tales to the group of enraptured foals in front of her, all of them silent as she filled their minds with wonder. Celesta loathed to disrupt her sister, but they had to discuss evacuation plans, preferably without little ears around to misinterpret what they said and cause mass panic. She rapped her hoof against the door, giving a thin smile to the foals who turned to look at her, Luna looked at her for a moment before sighing quietly, setting down the book before turning to face the little ones.

“My little ponies” The foals snapped to attention at her voice, and quiet muttering silenced in an instant, Celestia found it truly incredible how great her sister was with children. “It pains us to say this, but there are important royal matters that we must discuss with our dear sister, so we are afraid story time has come to an end” Luna paused, letting the chorus of disheartened ‘awws’ peter out as the foals left the room, she shut the door as the last foal-a little pegasus colt-scampered through the doorway.

Celesta made her way to one of the reclining chairs, letting her weight sink into the plush furniture with a groan, she looked to her sister who had straightened herself up on the couch, a look of sympathy on her face.

Luna took in her dishevelled appearance for a moment “That bad?” she asked, her voice sympathetic and worried, she hadn't heard shining all the way out here, but she didn't need to. She could see that the conversation had taken a toll on her sister just from the way she sat.

Celestia sunk further back into the recliner, rolling her shoulders to try and alleviate the tension. “They're both distraught, obviously” Celestia winced as she arched her back, feeling it pop slightly, before settling back into the recliner “but I've given the order, all residents of the Crystal Empire will be ordered to evacuate by midnight tonight, whether by their hooves or mine” Celestia looked to a nearby window as she said this, not wanting to see the pain on her sisters face, knowing it would make any facade of strength crumble to dust.

Luna was probably the most affected by Flurry’s disappearance besides her parents, her natural inclination toward foals from managing the dream realm and her ability to handle her grand-nieces magical outburst made her de-facto babysitter; Celestia didn't know too much due to being too busy with day court to come with luna on her visits, but she knew that luna loved flurry heart dearly and that the decision to back celestia up on the evacuation order was not an easy one for her.

“I just hope we made the right choice Luna” Her voice sounded foreign to her as she said that, so far away and empty.

Luna’s silence was deafening.

~~~

The sky over Huoshan’s capital city was alight with activity, airships darting in and out of landing strips, flying residents weaving in and out of traffic with the grace of a swan, dinky couldn't help but be amazed as she watched them all whizz about like bees in springtime. She peered down at the metropolis from over the railing of the ship, it was hard for her to believe that the empire had been just one tiny city in the centre of a volcano just 50 years ago, now it was a sprawling mass of cities and towns covering much of the surrounding meadows and mountain ranges.

Dinky lowered herself from the railing, turning around to see her mother still caught up in the game of mahjong she was playing with her uncle, well it wasn't really ‘playing’ since they were both still learning how to play, apparently mahjong was popular in Huoshan so her mother and uncle had decided to learn it on the flight over to kill time. Dinky was a bit mad that she wasn't allowed to learn with them, but they told her it was very frustrating at first and they promised to teach her after they got good at it and she had settled in at her new school, which made her feel a bit better.

Dinky trotted over to the floor cushion she had brought up to the deck with her and sat down, it would be another day or so before they made it to Yāncōng, the city her mother was stationed at. Dinky considered going back downstairs and re-reading the little pamphlet her school had provided her on school rules and etiquette, but she decided that she’d rather stay in the warm sun, besides, Mom would be bringing them in for lunchtime soon, she could just read it then.

Dinky looked over to where her mother and uncle were playing again, now focused on the little dusty-pink foal curled up at her uncle's side, her cousin. Uncle Som had said her name was Skyla and that she was one-and-a-half, dinky didn't know she had a cousin until then, and she didn't know she had an uncle either. But mom had pulled her aside and said uncle som and Cousin Skyla came from up north, and the reason they were moving in with them in Huoshan was that the crystal ponies didn’t like uncle som because he was an umbral and they wouldn't let him work and he was scared they would harass Skyla, so he was coming with them because there were a lot of umbral in Huoshan and he would have a better chance at getting work there.

Dinky liked them both for the most part, uncle som was funny and agreed to help her with her magic when they settled in, and Skyla was ok- dinky didn't really have an opinion of her yet because she was so little- but she was excited to be a big cousin! dinky had only known them both for a week but they had quickly settled into the role of ‘family’ for her. Plus, mom had been happier than Dinky had seen in ages when they showed up, and her mom was the best judge of character Dinky knew.

Dinky's musings were interrupted as she heard the clatter of tiles on hardwood, she turned to see her mom groaning in frustration over a pile of mahjong tiles, all while her uncle burst out laughing, which just made her mom groan harder as she swept up the mess with her wings. Dinky smiled to herself and settled back down, yeah, they were family all right.

Displacement part 1

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