Author's Note

Already a couple of dislikes? Good grief… Anyway this will be in Bon Bon’s pov, well then please enjoy.

Paranoia, suspicions, and infiltration

I was having a peaceful dream, having a good time just basking in the stars eating some candy. But I already knew sooner or later that it would be over soon. Just then a familiar voice popped in my head. “Agent Sweetie Drops, get up or you’re going to be late.” Said my boss Twilight Sparkle of the EBI. I reluctantly got up, had some coffee, and headed to the castle which wasn’t very far away. I couldn’t help but be disappointed at my boss, she apparently thinks Rarity is up to something. My opinion is that she’s paranoid about her but I’ll just keep my thoughts to myself.

Once I was there I’m met with some EBI guards at the entrance, after a few checks I was clear to head inside. I can’t help but chuckle at how much security this place has. Security cameras at every corner, armored EBI guards everywhere, and even a few sentry turrets built into the ceilings. As I was getting closer to the meeting room I could already hear Twilight and her friends debating about something.

“For the last time Twilight, I’m not fucking involved with anypony!” Said a high pitched angry voice as Pinkie Pie. I was pretty shocked as I haven’t heard her curse before.

“Oh really? Then tell me why Starlight killed over 5 OPs huh?! For all I know you probably sent her there just to do that!” Twilight said yelling at Pinkie. As amusing as it was to hear my boss and her colleague, argue I decided to go into the meeting room where they both calmed down.

The others Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash just simply watched. Although Rarity seemed like the only one being very amused. “Ahem, well Miss Sparkle I’m here. What’s happening?” I asked curiously.

My boss was going to answer but Pinkie beat her to it. “Oh just how Twilight here thinks I’m planning something outrageously big, even though I keep telling her that I’m not involved!” She said angrily.

“Involved in what exactly?” I asked. Everypony is apart of something but it must be pretty serious if Pinkie Pie is this upset about it.

“Apparently Twilight is accusing Pinkie of smuggling CPs in Manehattan.” Rainbow said casually. Huh I guess I understand why my boss would be suspicious but the problem is that Pinkie is an ambassador of Yakyakistan, so I highly doubt it’s possible.

“Well if y’all are done tearing each other’s throats out, can we get back to business please?” Applejack said while pulling out a cigar and started smoking.

“Fine fine, Fluttershy do you have anything to report?” Twilight said glancing to the bored Pegasus. It’s unknown to me what Fluttershy actually does, since she’s skilled in a lot of things.

“Eh well I did hear from somepony that Princess Celestia has some new toys.” Fluttershy said with a slight grin. Toys? She probably means CPs or RPs.

“Huh now that’s interesting, do you perhaps know what those toys are by any chance?” Twilight said curiously.

“Unfortunately no, but from what I’ve heard they seemed to be highly dangerous and efficient.” Fluttershy said.

My boss nodded then started to glare in Rarity’s way. “I don’t mean to be troublesome Rarity but besides Pinkie Pie, you seem to be the most suspicious one here.” She said while her generous friend just shrugged.

“Oh please darling, no matter how many questions you keep trying to ask me. You won’t know anything.” Rarity said unamused.

“Uh huh we’ll see about that.” Twilight said unconvinced.

“Well as for me there’s nothing going on in CloudsDale, except some usual crimes here and there.” Rainbow said casually while laying back in her chair.

“Heh well business is booming as usual, there’s nothing really significant to report.” Applejack said finishing her cigar and putting it in the trash.

“Alright everypony, thank you all again for coming and stay safe out there.” Twilight said concluding the meeting while her friends left. Pinkie and Rarity were the only ones who left annoyed and angry. I can’t blame them the EBI really is nosy when it comes to upgraded and robotic ponies, and I’m a CP myself.

“Well that sure could’ve gone better.” I said concerned.

“Indeed, however I believe that you’re going on a trip agent.” My boss said happily. Of course by “trip” she means a covert mission. Goodness me I’m probably going to have to infiltrate or spy on somepony.

“And where exactly am I going?” I asked cautiously. If it’s one of her friends then It might be difficult. But I’ve been training for the past few years so I should be okay.

“If at all possible I need you to find some information about Rarity, even if it’s only a little bit. Every little detail will be helpful regardless.” Twilight said while waving me off. She didn’t answer my question but I think I’ll check Ponyville first. Instead of taking transportation I decided to use teleportation since my boss installed that implant in me years back. After a few seconds of focusing and a bright flash, I made it to my destination.

“Was that really necessary citizen?” A stallion guard asked me as I made my way to a certain boutique.

“What? Ain’t nobody got time to use a vehicle. Besides I’m in a hurry.” I said. The guard chuckled, it seems that he found it pretty funny.

“Lazy ass bitch, well have a good day then.” The guard said as he walked away. I was going to knock him out for that insult but decided to be the better pony and ignore it.

As I made it in front of the boutique, I’m met with a problem because there seems to be a camera and a voice recognition device with a small intercom beside them. Oh boy, well I guess I can try.

“Unidentified pony on the premises, please use your voice for recognition.” Said a robotic voice from the intercom.

“Uhhh it’s me Bon Bon.” I said nervously.

“Access denied, you have 30 seconds to leave. Failure to do so will result in calling the authorities. Well shit looks like I’ll have to find some info the hard way. So I did leave but I’ll soon find a way.