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Trash of the Royal Castle

by Netap
Human isekai'd into Equestria, regular stuff, right? Wrong! He knows nothing of the show and he took over the body of Prince Blueblood. Shenanigans ensue.

Prince Blueblood is many things.

He's a Unicorn, He's royalty, He's a stallion, He's entitled, He's high-class, And most importantly he's not here right now.

If Blueblood isn't here right now, then who's that?

Well, That's Blueblood, the new Blueblood that is, a human in the body of Blueblood.

What will follow the actions of the new prince can be nothing short of disastrous.

Warning, this story contains Jokes, Magical Politics, a human-turned pony who doesn't know about MLP, Prince Blueblood doing Blueblood things, "Wine-Moms", and a very large sum of money.
You have been warned.

Featured for the first time two hours after being published :) 24/4/2023

Teen
Incomplete
Adventure
Sex
Profanity
Violence
Slice of Life
Human
My Little Pony Comic
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
PPPOS

318278 words: Estimated 1 day to read
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132 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1 2023-04-27 15:02:26 UTC
    1327
  2. Chapter 2 2023-04-28 05:12:42 UTC
    1345
  3. Chapter 3 2023-04-29 04:40:34 UTC
    1593
  4. Chapter 4 2023-04-30 03:01:37 UTC
    1999
  5. Chapter 5 2023-04-30 11:58:42 UTC
    2500
  6. Chapter 6: Kitchen Nightmare 1 2023-05-08 12:36:58 UTC
    1372
  7. Chapter 7: Kitchen Nightmare 2 2023-05-11 07:34:10 UTC
    1907
  8. Chapter 8: Artistic Avenue 1 2023-05-15 15:32:00 UTC
    1363
  9. Chapter 9: Artistic Avenue 2 2023-05-27 12:48:00 UTC
    3179
  10. Chapter 10: Artistic Aftermath 2023-05-29 13:12:55 UTC
    2090
  11. Chapter 11: Mysterious Missing Mare 1 2023-06-03 16:02:38 UTC
    1894
  12. Chapter 12: Mysterious Missing Mare 2 2023-06-05 17:42:21 UTC
    1861
  13. Chapter 13: Mysterious Missing Mare 3 2023-06-07 18:48:54 UTC
    3074
  14. Chapter 14: Mysterious Missing Star 2023-06-08 18:43:27 UTC
    1481
  15. Chapter 15: Tundra Terror 1 2023-06-09 12:17:17 UTC
    2066
  16. Chapter 16: Tundra Terror 2 2023-06-09 21:18:17 UTC
    2212
  17. Chapter 17: Tundra Terror 3 2023-06-12 08:49:55 UTC
    1204
  18. Chapter 18: Tundra Terrific 2023-06-12 13:30:31 UTC
    1725
  19. Chapter 19: Stars and Snow 1 2023-06-13 08:22:13 UTC
    1263
  20. Chapter 20: Stars and Snow 2 2023-06-14 15:09:08 UTC
    922
  21. Chapter 21: Stars and Sea 2023-06-16 10:37:52 UTC
    1589
  22. Chapter 22: Streets of Seaddle 2023-06-17 18:30:35 UTC
    1667
  23. Chapter 23: Illusions and Pirates 1 2023-06-20 18:32:25 UTC
    1261
  24. Chapter 24: Illusions and Pirates 2 2023-06-22 12:27:42 UTC
    2354
  25. Chapter 25: A Gala isn't a simple Party 2023-06-28 15:49:12 UTC
    1570
  26. Chapter 26: The GGG 1 2023-06-30 15:35:27 UTC
    1250
  27. Chapter 27: The GGG 2 2023-07-01 16:51:18 UTC
    1486
  28. Chapter 28: The GGG 3 2023-07-02 16:51:28 UTC
    1334
  29. Chapter 29: The GGG 4 2023-07-03 17:17:33 UTC
    1488
  30. Chapter 30: The GGG 5 2023-07-05 12:38:20 UTC
    2555
  31. Chapter 31: Grand Galloping Aftermath 2023-07-06 10:02:08 UTC
    2737
  32. Chapter 32: Donation 2023-07-09 18:27:01 UTC
    1573
  33. Chapter 33: License to Prince 1 2023-07-12 17:27:19 UTC
    797
  34. Chapter 34: License to Prince 2 2023-07-18 19:25:21 UTC
    3448
  35. Chapter 35: License to Star 2023-07-19 12:35:38 UTC
    1801
  36. Chapter 36: Nightmare Stars 1 2023-07-23 16:31:08 UTC
    1429
  37. Chapter 37: Nightmare Stars 2 2023-07-24 15:36:33 UTC
    1650
  38. Chapter 38: Nightmare Stars 3 2023-07-27 16:07:01 UTC
    2078
  39. Chapter 39: Nightmare Stars 4 2023-07-29 12:01:41 UTC
    1351
  40. Chapter 40: Nightmare Stars 5 2023-07-30 16:14:53 UTC
    2707
  41. Chapter 41: Nightmare Stars 6 2023-08-01 18:17:36 UTC
    3181
  42. Chapter 42: Nightmare Stars 7 2023-08-03 12:04:56 UTC
    2637
  43. Chapter 43: Nightmare Stars 8 2023-08-04 21:56:16 UTC
    3752
  44. Chapter 44: Dreaming Stars 2023-08-05 17:53:25 UTC
    1772
  45. Chapter 45: Luna Eclipsed 1 2023-08-08 13:16:30 UTC
    1214
  46. Chapter 46: Luna Eclipsed 2 2023-08-12 19:50:17 UTC
    2534
  47. Chapter 47: Job Interviews 2023-08-13 20:48:57 UTC
    1451
  48. Chapter 48: Last Minute Preperations 2023-08-15 11:39:02 UTC
    1353
  49. Chapter 49: Business Trip 1 2023-08-16 17:29:54 UTC
    1520
  50. Chapter 50: Cosmos Bizzare Adventure (Bonus) 2023-08-27 16:58:15 UTC
    1088
  51. Chapter 51: Business Trip 2 2023-09-04 14:20:03 UTC
    1776
  52. Chapter 52: Business Trip 3 2023-09-11 13:32:34 UTC
    2321
  53. Chapter 53: Business Trip 4 2023-09-15 08:51:03 UTC
    2102
  54. Chapter 54: Business Trip 5 2023-09-17 18:10:29 UTC
    1580
  55. Chapter 55: Business Pit-Stop 2023-09-19 04:15:07 UTC
    2655
  56. Chapter 56: Of Diamonds and Stars 1 2023-09-21 19:24:03 UTC
    2196
  57. Chapter 57: Of Diamonds and Stars 2 2023-09-24 19:07:38 UTC
    1373
  58. Chapter 58: Of Diamonds and Stars 3 2023-10-01 20:40:29 UTC
    1714
  59. Chapter 59: Of Diamonds and Stars 4 2023-10-02 20:52:47 UTC
    2855
  60. Chapter 60: Of Diamonds and Stars 5 2023-10-07 12:00:24 UTC
    1492
  61. Chapter 61: Of Diamonds and Stars 6 2023-10-11 13:23:51 UTC
    2258
  62. Chapter 62: Of Diamonds and Stars 7 2023-10-14 14:44:40 UTC
    4632
  63. Chapter 63: Of Diamonds and Platinum 2023-10-16 09:31:39 UTC
    2040
  64. Chapter 64: Bitter and Elite 1 2023-10-17 13:06:33 UTC
    2469
  65. Chapter 65: Bitter and Elite 2 2023-10-21 20:58:47 UTC
    2464
  66. Chapter 66: Bitter and Elite 3 2023-10-25 19:03:38 UTC
    3146
  67. Chapter 67: Elite and Sweet 2023-10-28 17:46:19 UTC
    2230
  68. Chapter 68: Sugar and Snow 1 2023-11-04 09:18:48 UTC
    1185
  69. Chapter 69: Sugar and Snow 2 2023-11-10 22:11:09 UTC
    2593
  70. Chapter 70: Sugar and Snow 3 2023-11-16 22:12:53 UTC
    2413
  71. Chapter 71: Spice and Ice 2023-11-20 20:44:17 UTC
    3335
  72. Chapter 72: Hearth's Warming Eve 1 2023-11-28 18:36:57 UTC
    2007
  73. Chapter 73: Hearth's Warming Eve 2 2023-12-09 00:43:42 UTC
    3345
  74. Chapter 74: Hearth's Warming Day 2023-12-16 21:16:02 UTC
    2206
  75. Chapter 75: An Uneventful Day 2023-12-27 14:01:48 UTC
    2827
  76. Chapter 76: Pavane for a Dead Prince (Bonus) 2024-01-04 09:29:47 UTC
    1620
  77. Chapter 77: A Joke of a Visit 1 2024-01-13 19:39:06 UTC
    2074
  78. Chapter 78: A Joke of a Visit 2 2024-01-20 18:43:01 UTC
    2449
  79. Chapter 79: A Joke of a Visit 3 2024-02-05 16:46:06 UTC
    4322
  80. Chapter 80: Star vs Moon 2024-02-10 20:05:44 UTC
    4192
  81. Chapter 81: Escape to Canterlot 1 2024-02-21 20:59:52 UTC
    2677
  82. Chapter 82: Escape to Canterlot 2 2024-02-22 14:48:40 UTC
    3974
  83. Chapter 83: Escape from Canterlot 2024-02-23 06:23:49 UTC
    2538
  84. Chapter 84: Hearts and Hooves 2024-02-23 23:01:52 UTC
    2278
  85. Chapter 85: Great Big Woods 1 2024-02-29 20:53:57 UTC
    2477
  86. Chapter 86: Great Big Woods 2 2024-03-05 15:31:31 UTC
    2574
  87. Chapter 87: Great Big Woods 3 2024-03-18 16:41:09 UTC
    2903
  88. Chapter 88: Great Big Woods 4 2024-04-07 12:42:52 UTC
    2052
  89. Chapter 89: Great Big Woods 5 2024-04-15 20:06:21 UTC
    4385
  90. Chapter 90: Great Big Everfree 2024-04-17 06:56:40 UTC
    1897
  91. Chapter 91: Alberich (Bonus) 2024-04-18 02:17:53 UTC
    1382
  92. Chapter 92: Hagen (Bonus) 2024-04-26 23:11:51 UTC
    7370
  93. Chapter 93: The One About Side Characters 2024-05-08 22:01:56 UTC
    1803
  94. Chapter 94: It's About Time 1 2024-05-10 21:44:59 UTC
    2929
  95. Chapter 95: It's About Time 2 2024-05-16 18:29:41 UTC
    2679
  96. Chapter 96: It's About Time 3 2024-06-05 17:18:42 UTC
    2129
  97. Chapter 97: It's About Time 4 2024-06-19 16:40:19 UTC
    1743
  98. Chapter 98: It's About Time 5 2024-06-22 20:29:47 UTC
    2125
  99. Chapter 99: It's About Time 6 2024-07-05 14:02:30 UTC
    4294
  100. Chapter 100: It's About Time 7 2024-07-10 15:54:53 UTC
    5369
  101. Chapter 101: It's Time to Relax 2024-07-19 09:26:59 UTC
    2442
  102. Chapter 102: The Harmony Awards (Bonus) 2024-08-03 16:04:05 UTC
    6399
  103. Chapter 103: Time Off 1 2024-08-12 17:57:54 UTC
    1053
  104. Chapter 104: Time Off 2 2024-08-18 19:33:06 UTC
    1724
  105. Chapter 105: Time Off 3 2024-08-21 13:32:57 UTC
    798
  106. Chapter 106: Time Off 4 2024-08-30 10:21:22 UTC
    1627
  107. Chapter 107: Time Off 5 2024-09-06 20:56:15 UTC
    1878
  108. Chapter 108: On Time 2024-09-07 13:15:40 UTC
    5151
  109. Chapter 109: The Princess is in Captivity and No Longer Dead 2024-09-12 20:08:32 UTC
    3377
  110. Chapter 110: A Canterlot Wedding 1 2024-09-15 12:47:39 UTC
    3139
  111. Chapter 111: A Canterlot Wedding 2 2024-09-16 14:35:59 UTC
    3139
  112. Chapter 112: A Canterlot Wedding 3 2024-09-21 09:55:14 UTC
    2769
  113. Chapter 113: A Canterlot Wedding 4 2024-09-23 18:08:15 UTC
    3547
  114. Chapter 114: A Canterlot Wedding 5 2024-09-26 11:01:42 UTC
    2344
  115. Chapter 115: A Canterlot Wedding 6 2024-10-02 15:01:34 UTC
    6585
  116. Chapter 116: The Royal Wedding 2024-10-06 10:41:05 UTC
    2379
  117. Chapter 117: Spooky Scary Shadows (Bonus) 2024-10-31 20:11:36 UTC
    1252
  118. Chapter 118: The Shifting Snow 2024-11-08 09:37:28 UTC
    2033
  119. Chapter 119: The Crystal Empire 1 2024-11-23 13:56:27 UTC
    2124
  120. Chapter 120: The Crystal Empire 2 2024-11-24 15:30:46 UTC
    2220
  121. Chapter 121: The Crystal Empire 3 2024-11-27 14:48:59 UTC
    2512
  122. Chapter 122: The Crystal Empire 4 2024-12-13 23:52:14 UTC
    2668
  123. Chapter 123: The Crystal Empire 5 2024-12-25 04:06:23 UTC
    1726
  124. Chapter 124: The Crystal Empire 6 2024-12-30 23:09:16 UTC
    2863
  125. Chapter 125: The Crystal Empire 7 2025-01-11 15:14:45 UTC
    1903
  126. Chapter 126: The Crystal Empire 8 2025-01-20 16:56:11 UTC
    3701
  127. Chapter 127: The Crystal Empire 9 2025-01-25 20:42:49 UTC
    10305
  128. Chapter 128: The Empire of Love 2025-01-27 12:41:15 UTC
    1538
  129. Chapter 129: Gunther (Bonus) 2025-02-03 15:22:52 UTC
    1786
  130. Chapter 130: Moonlight Escapade 1 2025-02-09 14:26:15 UTC
    1676
  131. Chapter 131: Moonlight Escapade 2 2025-02-15 19:29:23 UTC
    2336
  132. Chapter 132: Dreamers Escapade 2025-02-17 14:44:51 UTC
    2831