The Cat was, as usual, Not Impressed.
Author's Note
To note, I was also drunk when writing this, and did bare minimum edits the following days after it was first written. Be warned, don't take it too serious, and I hope it at least is somewhat enjoyable (having the character owner's read it was enough fun for me).
The Cat was, as usual, Not Impressed.
She unplugged his lamp, and that’s all it took to get it going.
Strangely enough, the girlish screaming first started from the pegasus stallion as he jumped from his desk to chase the unicorn mare. From room to room they ran, screaming mixed with giggling.
Finally, with a swoop of his wings, the stallion grabbed the mare’s underbelly, sending her into a giggling fit and jumping onto the bed.
Another bout of giggles, and then she raised her forelegs up to her chest. “What are we gonna do on the bed, Waggu-chan?”
“You unplugged my lamp, so I say we… plug it back in,” he responded, placing his forelegs onto the bed, allowing a generous look at the bobbing schlong of horse dong.
With a loud shriek the mare tried to jump off the bed, but Wag’s wings were quicker as he wrapped them around her barrel, then placed his own chest against hers, pinning her to the bed.
Now, the two were effectively muzzle to muzzle.
“Hello, babe,” Wag said.
The mare grinned, then licked his nose. “Hello, babbu.”
“Cheru, you’re such a silly pony,” he said.
“Yes, I’m a silly horny pony.”
His response was to lean forward and kiss the mare, and somewhere a red crab started to sing.
As the gentle waves of tongues danced with one another, the mare took one of her rear hooves and began to rub along the stallion’s length, using her frog to massage both his medial ring and head flare.
He hummed into her muzzle, making Cheru giggle and smile.
After several strokes, his cockhead began to leak, which was rubbed along his length with her hoof.
Finally, the mare pulled away. “Are you a silly, horny pony too, boo?” Cheru asked.
“Maybe, maybe not,” Wag said with his thick accent, and thicker dick, pulsing with lust.
One of Wag’s hooves found her sensitive crotch tits, and began to massage one, while they made out.
“Mmmmm… give it to me, baby,” Cheru purred.
“A-hah, a-hah,” Wag agreed, then got the rest of his body up on the bed, standing over his mare.
The giggling fit that was Cheru could not be contained, as Wag’s dick was pressed between the two sensitive mounds that were more teat than boob (not a bad thing!) and rubbed between them. She continued her loud laughter fit.
Wag, the superior male, knew what would quiet her down as he pulled his hips back, and not even giving her a gentle prod, shoved his throbbing horse meat into her hot, wet, vagoo.
Cheru’s shriek was enough to wake up the cat (what’s the cat’s name? whatever) and the elderly couple who lived downstairs as they thought it was evening of July 3rd, even though they hadn't lived in the United States for over a decade.
He was to his medial ring in her folds, when finally Cheru instinctively flexed her inner muscles, gripping and massaging his length inside of her.
Wag moaned the Wag Moan(™), “Oh baby, a triple!”, and couldn’t help himself as he thrust forward more.
Another shriek left the mare, which this time caused the cat (damn cat what’s your name answer me) to come walking in, see her two owners touching things (again) and the desk lamp unplugged for some reason, so decided to go lay down on the master’s spinny chair.
It did, in fact, spin as he/she/it/zerg jumped up to watch what would, in its mind, be a disappointment.
Panting, Wag began to flap his wings gently, his tail wagging like he expected a horny ass gryphon to come up and peg him at any moment, but sadly that’s for another fic so his tail hole would be left unsatisfied for this story (from a gryphon, anyway).
Now, his medial ring past her quivering pussy lips, head prodding at her love chamber. Cheru let out a more contented moan of pleasure.
Anyway, now fully assimilated to one another’s horsely bodies, Wag pulled his hips back, and the girthly girth inside of Cheru was voided of any fun meat as he got himself ready for another thrust.
Meanwhile, the cat watched on.
Almost fully out of his mare, Wag used his wings to rub Cheru’s sides, causing random giggles of ticklish glee, and then thrust into her.
Somewhere, a teddy bear exploded from the adorable scream that left the mare’s muzzle. It rivaled her usual Monster Hunter shrieks of despair and agony.
Which strangely didn’t sound too dissimilar, but enough to the naked ear.
And thus the true banging began; Wag thrusting in and out of his mare while Cheru moaned and squealed with delight, having her insides ravaged by the familiar schlong of her mate’s longle dongle.
In and out, his horse meat thrust about as he ravished Cheru’s insides, the mare squealing all the while as his balls slapped against her flanks and dock. The movement was enough to cause her crotch tiddies to bounce about, and as she shrieked, Wag placed his muzzle to the side of her head, took an ear in his mouth, and suckled on it.
Suddenly, Cheru began wiggling, and Wag stood up on his hooves, but kept his erection inside of the mare. She rolled herself, so that she had her belly on the bed, and aggressively raised her rump into the air, shoving it into Wag’s groin.
This action immediately bottomed him into her, and they both screamed out.
No more time for foolin’, Wag bit her mane, pulled back, and began thrusting like there was no Free Use Friday on the horizon, causing Cheru to Ah, ah, ah! with each thrust.
The cat continued to watch, not impressed.
By now, the bed was being rocked about by the pure ball slapping against clit of stallion on mare, his wings flapping while her horn began pulsing and shooting out streams of pure magical bliss from the tip.
It was at this point, as the bed was a rockin’ and the poners were a knockin’, that the lamp which was unplugged fell over, and caused the closet door to become ajar.
And there, stuffed into the corner, bound by his hooves and tennis ball gag in his mouth, was Alum Poner.
With wide and terrified eyes, Alum watched the ball slapping horror that was two poners making whoopie while he was denied any sort of pleasure, his own horse dick growing out of its sheath and begging for attention. Cheru, looking towards the closet, winked (her eye) as she winked (her puss) to entice the stallion pounding her, well knowing the cucking going on and was not at all bothered by showing off.
“Hrng,” Wag moaned, and suddenly his pace quickened further, the plap plap plap of his balls smacking her crack got louder and quicker paced.
Cheru moaned out in pleasure, turning her head to look to her lover, and Wag, her lover, put his face into her neck and inhaled deeply. He thrusted, once, twice, and a third more and then he pushed his hips forwards as much as possible, unloading a torrent of horse cum into his mate as he pumped her with load after load.
Cheru shrieked once more, then quieted down to simple moans as she felt her insides filling, however not getting that release she so desperately wanted.
The stallion, Wag, panted, and after a few more spurts and a single thrust for good measure, pulled out and fell to the side of the bed, exhausted.
Cheru, while satisfied with her lover’s performance, needed just a bit more to get her to peak.
Reaching a hoof under the bed, she pulled out one of her most favorite things, a strap on dildo, and made eye contact with Alum in the closet as she began putting it on.
“Babe? What are you doing?” Wag asked, still calming himself after his explosive orgasm.
“Nothin’ much, bae, just gettin’ ready for round two.”
“Round two?” Wag asked, but by then it was too late.
Cheru, strap on with shiny black tip glistening in the overhead light, flipped around to straddle her stallion lover, and took his tail in her hoof to shove it aside.
“Cheru!?” Wag choked out, but when he felt a strange pressure upon his bong hole, began to moan out into a scream as Cheru pushed forward.
“X gonna give it to ya!” Cheru shouted out, as she pushed her hips forward.
The only lube she had, which was appropriate, was that of their combined love juices from their coitus moments before, and such Cheru had no issues coating the fake dong with.
Much like he had done to her, Cheru had no issue in pushing forward and thrusting with one strong push, bottoming out the strap on into Wag’s booty hole, causing him to scream and moan at the same time. His dick, while it had been softening, instantly grew hard and twitched, a string of pre shooting out to coat his underbelly.
And thus the tables had been turned, with Cheru mare pegging her perfectly perky pegasus, him putting the peg in pegasus as she felt the back end of the strap on rubbing along her clit, and exciting her more.
With as much enthusiasm, if not more as her lover, Cheru was pounding at her stallion’s ass with a fake dick while Wag took every thrust in stride, moaning the Wag Moan(™) with each thrust of the mare’s hips, her clit every so often rubbing at the base of his balls.
It was all enough to get the stallion tensed again, his balls readying to unload another dump of stallion spunk, while his mare pounded his ponut into submission as her clit winked and rubbed the back end of the strap on, stimulating her more to the point of an orgasm.
As thus this would be her first of the session, Cheru began getting more and more aggressive as she pounded away, going as far as to grip Wag’s dock with a hoof and pulling his tail towards her, sniffing the scent of her stallion’s back end on his tail.
It was enough as Wag, now being bottomed, came. With how wildly he was being rocked, his dick flung his seed everywhere. His second load coated all over the bed surface, parts of the floor, wall, even a dollop onto Alum. Undeterred by the mess being made, his marefriend ravished his back door with her fake stallion dong.
All the while, with wide eyes and raging boner, Alum Poner watched on, unable to do anything but watch and be aroused. The spot of splooge which had landed on his inner thighs ran down to the floor, causing excited shivers down his spine.
Feeling her first, and largest, orgasm finally nearing the breaking point, Cheru pulled back, exiting her stallion's back door and turned him around. Confused at first, realization struck him when the strap on was forced at his muzzle.
“Cheru, babe, wait-”
But she ignored it, instead shoving the long black silicone girth into his muzzle and half way down his throat as she began feverishly humping at his face, her own orgasm finally nearing its peak.
Wag, his throat being poked and prodded and muzzle infiltrated by a girth larger than the invading force of ISIS in the Middle East, moaned through the fake dick. His own dick, still hard and wet with their fluids, began to throb and pulse, awaiting another release.
However, as a bottom bitch, Wag’s gag reflex which was already shit, was even worse when his tail hole was being pounded, began to gag at something pounding away at his forbidden hole as he was ravished by his marefriend, who humped away, her own clit winking and hot with pleasure as her first release hit.
This managed to splash mare cum all along his face, mostly his chin, which helped make this feel less gay at her savory love juice flavor.
However, the dildo hit a particularly sensitive spot in his throat, nearly causing the stallion to go full Exorcist on his marefriend. Sensing the horror show that was about to happen, Cheru pulled out of his mouth, did a barrel roll, and 360 no scoped the fake phallus into his ass once more, still riding out her ovalacious orgasm.
His wings, while extended and hard, bent down and wrapped themselves along his own raging boner, and began stroking himself as his plot hole was ravished, screaming out more than the 10 year old who just got what was coming to him for camping.
It was enough, as Cheru finally hit her peak. Gripping his totes not Hella gay ponytail in her hoof, she pulled back on his mane and bottomed out into her stallion. Her clit winked feverishly and her pussy gushed fluids, the strap on putting enough pressure upon her female bits to drive her into an unbridled passion of lust.
Wag, for his part, felt a plastic slash rubber thing poke his prostate and heard his marefriend cry out, which was enough to send him into his third orgasm as he felt the dildo poke his most innard parts of his booty.
His wings, and in part his wingers (wing fingers) played with his shaft, as he felt her hips press against his flanks, bottomed out inside of him.
His dick, still hard, released several dry pumps of pre as it didn’t know what to feel but knew that it was enjoyable, gayness be damned.
And gayness it was, as Cheru gushed fluids of the stickiest variety, and he ejaculated similar.
Minutes later, as they both finally began to calm down in the mess of a bed that was once for sleeping, they collapsed and lay side by side.
Deep breaths, Cheru hugged her coltfriends shoulders, while Wag hugged the pillow and did his best to not clench his asshole anymore.
“Babu, you okay?” Cheru asked, nuzzling along his neck.
“I don’t even know…” Wag panted, his dick still confused by what happened, but hard enough for another go were the spirit willing.
Meanwhile, Alum Poner sat in the closet, still bound and gagged, horny and wishing for release [from captivity, not dick, (although dick release would be nice too)], wondering if Cheru would let him go finally or keep him for another three way.
And lastly, the cat sat on the spinny chair, still unamused, wondering when they’d quit and feed them.
