WARNING: This chapter is the entire fiction.
Muffins
By Sam Campbell
The day was fine every pony was playing and having a good time. But Pinkie had to go to Derpy's
house today "Oh jeez! I forgot" Pinkie said. She rushed down to Derpy's House. She got there.
*knock *knock* "I'm here Derpy!" Pinkie said. Derpy opens the door. "Pinkie! I have been waiting for
you!" Derpy exitcly said. *"Hahahhaah Yeah lets go inside" Pinkie said. "Ok!" Derpy said". They walk
in. "So wait Derpy what are we doing" Pinkie scratched her head and said. "MAKING MUFFINS"
Derpy said. "Ok eat this muffin sprit so we can get started". She passes the muffin to Pinkie. "Ok…."
She eats it. "Now what?" Pinkie said. "You take a nap" Derpy evilly said. Pinkie falls asleep. She
wakes up and she's stuck to a table. "DERPY! I thought we were making muffins" Pinkie sadly said.
"We are silly" Derpy said. Derpy starts to grab her knife box. Pinkie gasped. "See i ran out of stuff to
make muffins" Derpy said. "But why am i here?" Pinkie sadly said again. "Because your a part of the
muffins silly girl" Derpy evilly said. "DERPY THINK WHAT ABOUT YOUR DOING!!!" Pinkie screamed.
"Not feel bad i brought you a friend" Derpy said. She showed Rarity's Head to her. "Is that? .. is that"
Pinkie confusedly said. "She was the hater of muffins" Derpy said. Derpy grabs one of her knifes and
cuts off Pinkie's Cutie mark. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Stop Derpy" Pinkie cried. "Oh shh my pinkie".
Derpy said. "Pinkie you kill Rainbow Dash and I kill you, She was my friend" Derpy said. "IM SORRY
STOP!! JUST STOP!!!" Pinkie cried. Deroy grabs her electrical wires "This won't hurt for a bit" Derpy
said". Derpy stabs electrical wires in Pinkie. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" Pinkie screamed.
Derpy grabbed her lever "Derpy Stop You will eletrute me" Pinkie yelled. "How about… NO!" Derpy
evilly said. She filcked the lever. Pinkie gets zapped blood comes out of her mouth. "Your mine now
Pinkie Pie" Derpy said. "NOOO!!!" Pinkie screamed. "You remenber this chainsaw that wood bucker
used?" Derpy said. "Yeah…" Pinkie said. "Well I'm gonna kill you with it. "NOOO!!!" She screamed.
Derpy used the chainsaw and ripped her head off And Pinkie Died. "We known some good moments
together Pinkie but you killed Rainbow Dash i will kill you."
Rainbow Dash was proud from Heaven.
The End.
