His Moonlight, Her Starshine

by LuckyLooper

Chapter 14.5: No Masturbating in the Bathroom

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“Guardy, we’re home~!!”

The members of the Hay-lem Haymakers looked at the door in shock. It had been hours until they realized that the mares were missing, and when they did find them entering the front door, bruised and covered in blood that might not have been their own. Guard, however, was smiling as usual, trotting over to the assassin.

“Knives! Where’ve you been? You missed training!”

“Well, I thought I’d see what a mare’s day out was like and…” Knives sat down, hooves on her cheeks as she swayed from side to side. “It was truly magical~”

“I wouldn’t say that’s what all mare’s days are supposed to be…” Nebula muttered as she carried an easel and a saddlebag of paints.

“Cool!” Guard gave her a big smile, placing his large hoof on her head and rubbing it gently. “Looks like all of you had fun!”

“Oh yeah… Mama had a lot of fun…” Suri muttered, a wide, sadistic grin on her face as she tugged on a wagon of fabrics and sewing tools.

Guard blinked, his dopey smile never faltering. “... Okay, then! Good to hear!”

“Oh, that reminds me. I had Suri make you a present!” Knives reached into a bag, pulling out a cape of multicolored feathers.

“Woah, this is sick!!” He quickly put it on, admiring himself while never noticing the light blood splatter on a few of the feathers. “Hope it wasn’t much trouble for you girls.”

“Do not worry, things calmed down quite well.” Moonshine approached, rolling her neck due to tension. “How has North’s training been?”

“Oh yeah! I managed to get the guy to take a break for a bit and take a shower and some rest. He should be out in a bit.”

As if on cue, the door to the private training area opened, unleashing a thick cloud of steam as North’s shadow could be seen from within. He emerged, and while none besides Diamond Flare and Guard Breaker had seen him since, they were amazed. The strong guardspony had now resembled a complete powerhouse, not overflowing with muscle, but toning every inch of himself to perfection as if he were trying to build himself into living body armor. He casually moved towards the group in nothing but a towel, his eyes showing how much he was lost in concentration.

The mares all had their own unique reactions. Suri, her mind still trapped in her adrenaline rush, couldn’t help but bite her lip while her eyes fluttered at her ex-boyfriend’s physique. Her mind could only think one thing: Sweet Celestia, I can’t wait to get back home so I can make good use of these memories…

Nebula, though her cheeks went a deep red, quickly covered her eyes in her hooves as she stammered out. “G-Gah! North, put a shirt on or something! W-W-Why you gotta go out all naked and stuff??”

“... Neb, we don’t normally wear clothes-”

“Have standards!!”

Lotus Dance, normally composed and ecstatic to see her brother, was left blushing just as hard as the other mares. She covered her eyes and began to mumble quietly to herself. “He’s my cousin, he’s my cousin, he’s my cousin, he’s my cousin…”

Knives, giggling at the young mistress’s state, leaned in from behind and whispered in her ear. “You know, you’re not blood-related, so it’s not technically-”

“AAAA, no no no, shut up, shut up!!” Lotus interrupted, shaking her head back and forth with her hooves on her ears now.

And poor Moonshine Drop, most powerful of them all, was affected hardest and left utterly frozen as she saw her lover approach with such casual confidence. His body was like that of a chiseled sculpture, and his aura displayed a dominance that seemed absent before. It was like whatever happened in that room had broken the barriers and the two of them were just two ponies, in love…

“Moon!”

“H-Huh??”

She only just noticed North waving his hoof in her face, tilting his head in confusion. “You still with me? I was just asking how everything went.”

“O-Oh!” She quickly blushed and toyed with her mane. “I-It went quite well. I hope we can do more of it soon, truthfully.”

“Great to hear,” North nodded, slowly putting a hoof on her cheek. “They didn’t hurt you too bad, did they?”

Moonshine’s stammering intensified as she shook in place. “N-N-No, really! I’m a bit bruised up, but it is truly nothing serious!”

He let out a sigh of relief. “Good. I’m already devoting every bit of my rage to conquering my opponent. I wouldn’t want to go overboard because they badly hurt you…”

To seal it all together, North moved in with a swift kiss, closing his eyes as he felt their muzzles and lips gently press. Everyone’s eyes widened while quite a few of the gang let out whoops of approval. For a brief moment, everyone saw the old North Star come back from the grave.

For Moonshine, however, it was the sparking of every single one of her brain’s receptors at once. It felt like she had ascended to a plane higher than an alicorn, her eyes fluttering once more before their kiss was broken. She felt her brain rebelling as she tried leaning in for more, only to be rebuffed as North moved towards the kitchen.

“If anyone needs me, I’m going to get a meal and a nap.”

N-No! I haven’t had my fill! Moonshine thought as she squirmed. She could feel the space between her flanks heat up, her body clenching as she desperately needed release of some kind.

“P-Pardon me…” The unicorn bowed her head before briskly trotting to the bathroom, locking the door and throwing the trash can in front to keep anypony from entering. She needed total privacy for what she was about to do. Throwing off her tattered outfit, she moved down onto the floor, sticking her ass up in the air before shifting a hoof to her moist nethers. She slowly grazed it back and forth, moaning from how sensitive she’d become. Her new body seemed to be more sensitive and hormonal, and only now, after seeing her love, did she realize it. Her heavy breaths echoed out as she waved her ass back and forth while she rubbed faster.

“N-North… My starshine…” She whispered, her horn lighting up as she utilized her magic to massage her clit. She bit her free hoof to try and suppress a massive moan, but the juices spilling out onto her hoof said more than enough about how it felt. Her back arched further as she moved a bit more vigorously, practically grinding her chest on the cold tile floor.

Soon, she had flipped onto her back so quickly, her glasses practically flew off of her face. She kept her hindlegs spread wide while her magic began to fondle her folds. She cursed herself for being so weak to her urges, but she couldn’t contain it. She wanted North now more than ever, now that their barriers were torn down. It didn’t feel like princess and guard anymore. It didn’t feel like she was above him, or that he was compelled to court on status. Now, even as she was still taller, they were seeing eye-to-eye for the first time.

She could feel her orgasm building as she slid a magic claw inside of her, gasping as she squirmed it about. She tried so hard to contain every gasp and shout she wanted to utter, but soon then she hit one of her pleasure spots. Her eyes widened. She couldn’t contain it. Her mouth opened…

“OHHHHHHHHH~! NOOOOOORTH!~”

~

Inside the Black Dragon’s Claw headquarters, the heads were discussing the upcoming fight, attempting to prepare when suddenly, they heard an ominous, distant wail. They all looked around, standing up in preparation. When nothing came, one finally spoke.

[What… Was that?]

The only one not moving was The Master, who simply sipped his tea and gave a cheeky smirk.

[It appears mochi isn’t the only thing being pounded on the moon…]

The others simply watched in confusion as the old man began to cackle for the first time in what seemed like forever.

~

Luna’s mind was lost in her orgasm. In that moment, she saw herself not as the princess, but as simply Moonshine Drop. A simple mare with simple hobbies, who met North at work, who didn’t have to do some elaborate courting just for the chance to earn her hoof in marriage. They wouldn’t even have to wait to make love. That life could have been easier. As she lied on the floor, panting as her juices formed a puddle, she wondered if she could just run away with him and Lotus Dance, just be a family, far away from this life.

She would eventually catch her breath, and her brain realized how much that would be spitting in the face of all of North’s hard work. He wanted to earn her hoof, and she would let him. She was confident in that. After getting up and cleaning off the floor, she exited the bathroom only to be confronted by the wide-eyed stares of the others.

“U-Ummm…” Moonshine nervously adjusted her glasses. “Is… Something the matter?”

It was then that she heard the singsong giggles of Knives, who was sitting by the bathroom door. Moonshine turned to her, and she in turn, pointed up at a sign.

NO MASTURBATING IN THE BATHROOM

Moonshine’s whole face turned beet red in embarrassment, sinking to the floor as Knives giggled and put her hands on her cheeks. “Yeah, I’m the reason this sign was made. Same thing happened when I saw Guard after one of his sessions. They had to spend a good chunk of change repairing that whole thing…~”

Please, great gods above, send me back to the moon…

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