"I'll leave you two to one another. And I hope you can live up to that big promise, Hunter." Celestia said as she boarded a white and golden chariot.

"I will, trust me. I know things. It's stupid how I know it, but I know it." He responded. Celestia rolled her eyes before looking at Luna.

"Please take care, sister. We still don't know if others still resent you for becoming Nightmare Moon." Luna blew a raspberry while letting her body take a more relaxed pose.

"Don't worry about it, 'Tia. I got it under control." Luna responded with a little annoyance. "I don't have to be coddled anymore."

"Maybe in terms of age." Celestia was then hit with a tiny pebble.

"Just get out of here!" Celestia chucked before nodding to the pegasi. Without a word, they began to take off with the chariot in tow. Within seconds, Celestia was nothing more than a spec in the sky.

"It's a nice day today..." Hunter commented, ignoring the crowd behind them waving and cheering. "You know she's going to try to use us, right?"

"Absolutely." The newly wed couple sighed. "Our wedding is in a week."

"Not how I expected to get married, but you chose this." Hunter was hit in the head with a pebble.

"Shut up. Don't think we didn't notice you staring at us when we got back to town." She leaned closer to the human with a smile while he turned away. "Thou find us attractive, don't you?"

"... I'm not answering that, there's no right answer." He scratched the back of his head. A simple nervous habit. "Anyway, we need to go over the logistics of everything. I'd like to get this out of the way as fast as possible."

"Why's that?" He went from scratching the back of his head to playing with his fingers.

"So we can go on a couple dates. I'm not too good when it comes to women and I have less experience with relationships."

"You spend time with the green and yellow mare. Not to mention my sister."

"They're gay so it doesn't count and your sister is low key a bitch outside of work... In the fun way." He had to remind himself of the time she took him out clubbing. She was in disguise and he just wore a hoodie. He never went again since he didn't like parties. Didn't mean she didn't whine and complain when he refused to go.

"That reminds me, when did you do most of that?" It was a fair question to ask him.

"Shortly after y'all got back. Celestia wanted to see if I was a future threat and kept me in the castle for a week and a half. I'm just glad Lyra and Bon Bon didn't kick me out after that." Hunter turned back to her only for them to realize how close they actually were as their noses touched. They immediately gained distance between each other with a blush.

"N-now we see what you mean by having a couple dates." Luckily, no one noticed nor does anyone know about their sudden engagement. A perfect senario for him. The less others know, the better.

"So, Princess, why aren't you going with your sister?" Hunter jumped as a pink mare popped out his pocket. He already knew not to question it, but it still scared him. It stopped all cheering from the crowd as they listened into possible new gossip.

"If you must know, we're getting married soon." Hunter's head immediately shot to his fiance with wide eyes.

"Who's marrying you?" Dread filled his entire being.

"Luna, don't!" Hunter yelled.

"Hunter." The pink mare turned to the human with blinding speed.

"You're getting married!" The pink mare jumped out of Hunter's pocket as he fell to his knees.

"NOOOOO, I NOW HAVE A MORAL OBLIGATION TO GO TO A PARTY!!!" Hunter yelled in an overdramatic way while falling to his knees. No one, absolutely no one, expected him to say anything.

She shrugged with a grin. She was fully expecting to tell everyone.

"I have to set up a party... NOW!" The pink mare ran off leaving a distraught human and an amused alicorn behind.

"Thy don't like parties?" Luna asked after a few seconds. She reached out to help Hunter stand after his theatrics.

"I don't like parties. I-I just don't think their fun." Luna pulled him to his feet.

"Didn't maybe this old mare could help you enjoy them." Hunter immediately let go of her hand.

"That can be taken out of context."

"I will not stain the purity of my body before marriage. Even if it's to the same stallion I'm to be wed to."

"You mean years later, right?" There was no response from Luna. "Right?" He was worried.

"Our honeymoon shall be legendary."

"I'm going to die, aren't I?"

"Probably close." Hunter will remember this. "Anyway, shall we retreat to our room?"

"I sleep on a couch and I'm broke. I'm more than willing to share the couch, but I barely fit on it... And everyone's taller than me." Luna pouted before picking me up like a two by four. "Yay, field trip."

"Are thou ever not sarcastic?" She did not sound amused.

"Does the moon rise every night?" He doesn't care.

"Anyway, we'll be staying on that couch until the dawn of the morrow." She then realized something. "You sleep on a couch?"

"I'm military, we'll sleep on concrete if we're tired." Luna was now curious about what military work was like for humans. Unfortunately for her, he never got to his first unit.

"I bet you are glad that you'll have such a soft mare to accompany you to make your sleep that much better."

"That's fair. Then again, I'll be sleeping with someone for the first time since I was an infant. Who knows, maybe I might not be able to control yourself."

"We'll tie you to the couch."

"Man, I'm more tired than I thought." He was trying to play off what he said.

"Sure... We can begin our discussions about the logistics before we retire for the day."

"It's noon."

"Prime time for sleeping!"

Luna walked through the town while carrying the human with a single arm. He occasionally gave her directions to Lyra and Bon Bon's house.

Hunter didn't care that he was being carried since Lyra and Bon Bon often did the same when they wanted to go do something with him. They often took him with them for picnics, movie screenings, and the occasional dinner. He had to admit that he hardly ever left the house unless he had a task.

Once they got to Lyra and Bon Bon's house, they found Lyra in the bunny girl outfit in the middle of the living room.

"So you do use it." Hunter said as Lyra smiled.

"I'm just trying it on. It's a little tight on in the butt and chest area, but I can manage." Lyra responded while adjusting the outfit in said areas.

"Makes sense." Hunter got out of his fiance's grip before walking past Lyra.

"You we're interested in that?" Luna asked, still staring at the mare.

"If you're interested, just tell them. They may be married, but they're in an open relationship." Hunter said as he got everything ready to make dinner and a little extra for Luna.

"They're gay?"

"Bisexual. Trust me, they do not like being called gay. Lyra because it detracts stallions and Bon Bon is just a stickler for all that proper stuff." Luna nodded, understanding why they'd be a little upset.

"I'm guessing polygamy is still mandatory?"

"It's encouraged, but not mandatory. There's been a steady twenty-five to seventy-five percent in gender population in favor of females."

"Times truly are different than before." Luna looked back at Lyra. "If they wishes to relieve oneself, we will allow you to seek the body of another mare."

"Nope, not how I do things... and I'm too inexperienced for any of that." She nodded looking at his body.

"Yes, I see why. Your body is rather thin." Hunter scoffed before chuckling.

"I'm a fuckin' noodle. Break me in half and you got spaghetti." Luna snorted after hearing that. She didn't expect him to say that, especially about himself.

Luna left the kitchen after giving her husband-to-be a peck on the cheek before walking into the living room to find Lyra sitting on the couch. She was still in the costume and still adjusting the area's she complained about.

"Why have you yet yo change, Lady Lyra?" Luna said. Said mare chuckled before looking away.

"I'm was trying to be more blunt about it, but I guess he's too dense to even get this." Lyra motioned to her body as she adjusted the costume again. "I thing I got it now." The costume ripped to pieces. "Celestia damn it."

"If he's that dense, then I think you have your perfect outfit for telling him exactly what you want. I already told him he has full rain until our wedding."

"That feels morally wrong."

"Why did you just try to do?" Lyra was quiet after that. "Don't call the kettle black. Besides, this'll be good for him as well."

"How, expanding his harem." Lyra answered with a roll of her eyes.

"Gaining valuable experience... And I desire a harem." She looked at kitchen where Hunter was cooking. "Besides, he's already stressed about everything we have to do prior to our wedding. Not to mention that the more partners a king has, the more power they have... Or that's how it was like before my banishment."

"I can see how that would be beneficial." Lyra looked down at her arm that was covering her chest. "This was such a good outfit too."

"That reminds us. We're thou intending on using that or..."

"I was just trying it out and the timing was just perfect."

"A coincidence of the highest degree."

"Besides, I promised I'd wait for Bon Bon if I did manage to get him." Luna nodded before lying on the couch.

"I'm still not adjusted to the time. I shall be ready to take on tomorrow!" Luna threw off her dress and placed it on an armrest before lying down. She didn't care about the special horseshoe attachments on her hooves, but they were minor annoyances to her.

"Hunter's going to freak out when he sees this." Lyra sighed before walking into the kitchen. "Hunter can we talk for a second?"

"Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre."

There was a sudden crash before Lyra ran upstairs to her room. Just as Luna heard the door upstairs slam shut, the living room door opened to reveal Bon Bon.

"G-good afternoon, princess." Bon Bon said with nervousness. "Let me get you some tea."

Bon Bon retreated to the kitchen to get Luna refreshments. Luna was still trying to figure out what was happening.

"WHY IS HUNTER FACE DOWN IN SPAGHETTI!?!" Bon Bon yelled.

"Eris would be in heaven here." Luna commented before Bon Bon brought the human to the couch where he was promptly cuddled by a large alicorn.

Author's Note

Ready for some Chaos, I'm ready for Chaos. Up until the wedding will be chaos.