Screw the World

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: everyone
Tags: Cutie Mark Crusaders, Scootaloo, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sad, Original Character
Length: 1437

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Scootaloo has had enough, she is tired of the world and it's garbage. She has to deal with school, has to deal with flying and she has to deal with her issues with having no parents. Scootaloo wants to kill herself, can she be saved before the suicide begins?

Published 2012-09-28 22:04:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-28 22:04:01 UTC

Whats the point?

Scootaloo woke up in the dingy ground of the Everfree forest where she slept as always with no parents to comfort her existence. She had all of her belonging's around her from her scooter to her makeshift bed to her little calendar that she scrounged from some old garbage can. Scootaloo remembered her situation and felt a familiar dread of her life.

Another day

She felt the ill depression consume her very soul which really debilitated her mind. Scootaloo went to a stream to bask in the morning water that chilled her core but, at the same time refreshed her. After the wet morning wake-up, she got her scooter and ate some grass from the ground. She stared at the sun for a moment and pissed at the ground as if she was an animal. Scootaloo got a watch that was in the ground around her little hub area and saw the time.

Time for School

She put a hoof on the handle of the scooter and fanned her wings to make the scooter go fast as usual. Normally that would thrill her but, the hundredth time or more she has done this made it old. She felt the wind of the air through her face and she thought of doing tricks with her scooter but, this time she just didn't have it in her. She rode past Sugar Cube Corner all the way to the school where she stopped in the playground. Then she met up with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle before the bell rang.

"Hey Scootaloo how ya doin?" said Applebloom as she arrived at the school.

"Eh I'm okay..."said Scootaloo looking downtrodden.

"Whats wrong? are you okay?" said Sweetie Belle worried about her friend.

"Oh nothing I am just sad for stuff I don't wanna talk about..." said Scootaloo while she faced away from her friends.

"Psst.. yolo! you only live once!" said Applebloom.

"What did you say!?" said Scootaloo at the remark.

"Umm... yolo?" said Applebloom again.

"Eargh! I freaking hate that word never say it again!" said Scootaloo with disgust.

"You mean... yolo?" said Sweetie Belle with a smirk.

"Ah! stop it!" said Scootaloo with her hoofs covering her ears.

They continued to fire the word "yolo" at her direction making Scootaloo even more bothered. They made there attack of "yolo" until the bell ringed. They then walked into the class.

"I can not believe you hate that word thats so non-yolo!" said Sweetie Belle.

"Girls please its not funny its just so overused." said Scootaloo.

"Come on how can you hate yolo its just so ya know awesome." said Applebloom.

"It is not awesome! It is an overused word and I hate it." said Scootaloo as the three entered to their desks.

The Cutie Mark Crusader's looked at the front of the class and did not even notice when they entered that there was a substitute teacher today. He was a Zebra who had army clothes on and he was waiting for the class to settle down, when they did finally settle down, then he spoke.

"Hello suckas! I am your substitute teacha Mr. Periwinkle! today we are going to learn about how babies are made! said the zebra.

Mr. Periwinkle then pulled out a picture of a Stallion and Mare's genitalia.

"This is what mares have!" said Mr. Periwinkle as he pointed to the Mare's genitalia.

"And this is what guy's have!" said Mr. Periwinkle as he showed it to the class.

"Pass the paper towards the whole class!" said Mr. Periwinkle as he handed the paper of the genitalia to Snails.

The paper then got passed towards the whole class with mixed reactions throughout.

"Any questions suckas!?" said Mr. Periwinkle.

No one dared ask anymore questions or make a sound.

"Good! Now normally we would participate in an educational video of how babies and sexual orientation is like but I do not feel like showing complete bull crap so we are going to show the actual REAL way babies are made!" said Mr. Periwinkle as he got out the t.v. from the closet and then put a video into the casket.

"Watch closely cuz this is how your momma and daddy made you!" said Mr. Periwinkle.

Bow chika chika wow wow wow Bow chika chika wow wow wow

The Stallion was naked in a hotel room and saw the pizza mare come over from the door, with instant joy he opened the door.

"Did someone order bacon?" said the Pizza Mare with a pizza box in her hand.

"Oh I don't know how I can pay you except.... with this" said the Stallion as he pulled his dick out.

"Oh my Celestia!" said Scootaloo in terror.

"Shut the hell up sucka and enjoy how your momma and daddy made you!" said Mr. Periwinkle.

Ring, Ring, Ring!

"Alright class that is it for today but, remember that's how you make a baby!" said Mr. Periwinkle as he put the television back to the closet.

The class had a mixed reaction of devastation upon their cute little heads. Some found feelings they did not know what to do with. Some got a raging boner from the video that they had watched and had no idea what to do. But the most affected was Scootaloo, the porn video devastated her already depressed and fragile mind for now all she could think about was that stallion's dick.

"Oh god I can not get that image out of my head!" said Scootaloo as she walked and exited the school with the rest of the C.M.C.

"What part can't you get out? the one where she gets plowed by the Stallion or the part where they make the horrible pizza puns?" said Sweetie Belle with a disgusted visage.

"I know lets go get brain bleach!" said Applebloom.

"Applebloom that doesn't exist!" said Scootaloo.

"Oh... right..." said Applebloom.

"Well we can go look for our cutie marks now." said Applebloom.

"Nah I'm... going home.." said Scootaloo.

"Why? What are you going to do?" questioned Sweetie Belle.

"I have to go and see my parents!" cried Scootaloo as she ran away.

"What is going on with her?" said Sweetie Belle in regard to all she has seen.

"I don't know but I think we should invade her privacy and see what she is doing" said Applebloom.

"That's a great idea Applebloom I bet your going to get a genius cutie mark!" said Sweetie Belle.

"Aw shucks Sweetie Belle... Well lets go and follow her!" said Applebloom.

The two fillies followed Scootaloo taking cover behind trees and rocks until she went and got near a bush. Scootaloo then pulled out her scooter and started to ride away.

"So that is where she puts the scooter." said Applebloom in surprise.

"Sshh!" said Sweetie Belle to Applebloom.

The two followed her to the the Everfree forest and were surprised at where she lived. It seemed she was living in a nest of some type with a ribble-rabble of different items she must've collected over time. Then they watched Scootaloo crying to herself as she went deeper into the Everfree forest.

"Come on Sweetie Belle." said Applebloom as she pulled her friend with her.

They continued to follow Scootaloo until it got dark and they became lost in the treacherous forest of the Everfree.

"Where are we? Oh Celestia we are lost!" said Applebloom.

"Wait look there is Scootaloo" said Sweetie Belle as she spotted Scootaloo near a cave.

Scootaloo stood outside the cave waiting for someone, the two girls watched as out of the cave came a figure that had a black suit and had white skin and black tendrils extending from its back. They watched in horror that the figure before them was none other than Slendermane.

"Mr. Slendermane can you please kill me?" begged Scootaloo.

"Oh no" whispered Sweetie Belle towards Applebloom.

"We gotta do something" whispered Applebloom.

Then they watched as Slendermane and Scootaloo both walked into the darkness of the cave. Sweetie Belle and Applebloom got out of hiding and went near the cave and saw the vast darkness inside.

"What... What do we do?" said Sweetie Belle.

"We got to go in and fetch her." said Applebloom.

"Are you crazy? Do you have any idea how dark it is in there? We could get lost in there with Slendermane..." retorked Sweetie Belle.

"We have no choice, we have to save Scootaloo before something happens to her." said Applebloom.

"I have a bad feeling about this Applebloom." said Sweetie Belle as both fillies went inside the cave.

End of part 1