Gone...

The next day,the six friends met at Twilight Sparkle's library."Well everypony,I have an announcement to make..." said Rainbow Dash.Pinkie wasn't around.Fluttershy nudged her."Oh,right.It's official!Fluttershy and I are officially marefriends!" Everypony cheered."Proud of ya,Dash.Maybe you'll really settle down." said Applejack with a wink.Pinkie Pie charged in carrying heavy bags."I'm leaving!!" she said."What?!" everypony gasped."Yeah,yeah.Whatever.I've got plans." she said smugly.Weeks later,everypony grew worried."Where's Pinkie?Shouldn't she be back by now?" Ponyville was flooded with questions.3 months later,she returned."PINKIE!!!!" Pinkie Pie was ambushed by hugs.She snuck off to Twilight's place.Pinkie said,she'd been at a family reunion and at the hotel she stayed at was sooo AWESOME.Then a scruffy-maned unicorn walked in."Unicron,Unicron." said Spike out of nowhere.Everyone froze and looked at her.She looked around."Pinkie,Darlin'!!!!" she cried out running towards Pinkie.She skid to a stop,smiling."Ah've been lookin' fer ya everywhere!!!" she spoke.She looked around."Ohai,everyponeh.Ah'm Darla and ya'll must be my Darlin' Pink's friends.Hai." said Darla.She fixed her glasses."Uh,Pink.My stalker sister followed me here." whispered Darla."OH!YOU MEAN THE ONE MARRIED TO THE ROYAL GUARD????" said Pinkie Pie loudly."Royal Guard,you say?" Rarity jumped with excitement."Oh brother," Twilight muttered."What's his name?" asked the two unicorns."Lance D. Stronghoof." said Darla."Why?" she moved from the doorway."My brother beat him to make captain." said Twilight."YOUR brother knocked my Dancey Lancey out of first?!" said a crazy-looking mare."Oh god,Run Twilight Sparkle," said Darla."Haystack,no!" Darla fought her twin earth pony sister,using her horn the whole way.Twilight teleported upstairs."Darn it,sis!!You let her get away!!!" said Haystack angrily."That was my intention." said Darla."I WILL FIND YOU,EPIC UNICRON!!!" said Haystack charging out."Yeah you do that!" yelled a small gray colt."I'm Greyson S. Stronghoof.That crazy-mazy's son." said the colt plucking his horn."Language,Greyson!!" said Pinkie Pie and Darla."Whatever." he said."I'll tell the story." said Pinkie.