It was just another day for 30 year old Joshua Hawke. He got out of bed and started his day. He looked at the photo of him and his wife. Thinking back almost a year to when she died. Josh made his way to the garage where an old 1969 dodge charger sat. Getting in he started the engine and drove off.
As Josh made his way down the twisting and winding mountain road a bright light appeared. Slamming on his cars brakes Josh stopped only to see some kind of creature in front of him.
"Mr Hawke I take it" The creature said to him.
Josh turned his car off and got out.
"Who is asking" josh replied.
"Sorry but I am in need of your help" The creature said.
"Sorry but I'm retired" Josh said.
"I know but pony's lives are in danger" The creature said.
"Did you say pony's" Josh asked.
"Yes a pony named Starfire has taken over and is planning on genocide" the creature said.
"So what do you want me to do" Asked Josh.
"Though it pains me to say it. I want you to kill him" The creature said.
Josh thought about that the creature said for a minute.
"Ok I'll help you but you supply the weapons" Josh said.
"If that is what you want then ok when you arrive head to ponyville" the creature said.
Before Josh could say anything he blacked out. When he woke up he was in some sort of building. On the back wall was a huge amount of weapons. The building had three bays. In one bay was a us military six wheel drive truck with a 50 call. In the middle bay was his car and in the last bay was a armored car josh recognized as the mean green machine from the dukes of Hazzard. Josh want to the wall and took off a Remington 44 revolver, two browning 1911's, two silenced barettas, a patriot ball and cap long rifle, a browning bar, and a 10 gauge semi auto shotgun. Josh loaded every thing in his car plus a huge volume of ammo before opening the garage door and driving out. Next stop ponyville Josh thought.
It was another day in ponyville as the residence made there way to work with the guard looking over them. Josh stopped just out side of ponyville and got some weapons ready as he started to walk down to the town. Josh walked in and saw how miserable the creature where. then what he saw made his blood boil. there where 2 anthro pony's beating up a kid. Josh pulled out his 44 and shot off two rounds hitting both stallions. before the other guards could act he shot them dead. josh looked over and notice about 15 more guards coming. Josh pulled out his two 45's and starting shotting. Josh quickly ran out of ammo and pulled out a 7 inch bowie knife. Josh started to fight a new set of guard in hand to hand combat but with a knife. By the time Josh was done 38 guards where dead. Josh looked down and notice the weapons the guards had where old style flintlock guns with no rifling. Josh turned and addressed the pony's.
"So where can I find out who's in charge" Josh asked.
One of the pony's said he would show him. Josh went with him but stopped at his car to get his bar rifle. Josh walked into the building the pony had showed him. the towns pony's including the former princess twilights brother gathered as gunshot came from the building. josh soon came out covered in blood.
"Who are you" Shining armor asked.
"I'm joshua Hawke" josh replied.
IN CANTERLOT
"what do you mean some pony just goes in and kills everypony" A dark blue stallion asked.
"Yes he said his name was Joshua Hawke" the scared mare replied.
"I don't care who he is I want him dead" The stallion said.
"You wont be able to kill him" Said a shadowy figure.
"And why not" Asked the stallion.
"Because Joshua Hawke is a stone cold killer" replied the figure " He is known as the le dosen troy or baba yaga.
"So he's the bogyman" asked the stallion.
"No he is the man you send to kill the fucking bogyman" replied the figure
"He once killed 12 men with chop sticks fucking chop sticks" The figure said.
The stallion sat in his throne now knowing what kind of monster was sent to kill him. he looked at the ten stone statues of the mane 6 the princess and flurry heart. If this is that man then I'm fucked the stallion thought. The stallion looked out the window know that this creature this monster was on his way and he was josh was driving his car to stop the evil tyrant.
Back on earth
"So did he take the job" asked a human to the creature.
"Yes he did I must thank you mr Andrew" the creature said looking at the old man with grey black hair and two green eyes.
"Of course miss harmony" replied Andrew "but did you tell him he might not be able to return home.
" No I Did not" replied harmony sighing.
The two sat in a private lounge in a Marion hotel talking over a drink. Little did both know of the monster they had unleashed.
Josh's car roared down the dirt road as he raced to Canterlot. Josh saw the road block set up to stop him. Josh shifted his car into forth gear and rammed right through the barricade. Driving he roared his way through canterlot before crashing through the front doors to canterlot castle.
josh opened his cars door and got to work killing off any guard stupide enough to come after him. Josh fought his way to the throne room. Josh made his way in only to see a stallion waiting for him.
"Mr Hawke I prosome" the stallion said.
"You must be Starfire" Josh replied.
"Yes I am now how about we fight like gentlemen no weapons" Starfire said.
"if that is what you want" Josh replied as he dropped his guns.
I hope you are ready for death" Starfire said as he through the first punch.
Josh dodged the punch and delivered one of his own hitting Starfire tight in the snout. The two exchanged blows until Starfire fire a bolt of magic at Josh causing the human onto his knees. Starfire picked up a sword and walked behind Josh.
"Shame I was hoping for a more worthy opponent" Starfire said rising the sword to slice Joshed head off.
"Really so was I" Josh said as he took out a revolver hidden in his shoe.
Josh Aimed the guns barrel through his arm and body and fired. Starfire heard the gun fire and his eyes went wide. Starfire dropped the sword and looked down only to see a bullet hole in his chest. Starfire fell as the life left him. Josh got up holding his abdomen which was sore due to a busted rib.
Suddenly light appeared as the statues in the room shattered reveling the mane 6 and the princess's The ponies looked and saw the body of Starfire on the ground with a creature standing over him.
"Monster" princess Luna said.
The princess's and the mane 6 made there way to Josh.
"Stop" said a voice.
Everyone turned and there in the door way of the throne room was harmony.
"I sent him to kill Starfire" harmony said.
"Then i think we must thank you mr" Celestia started.
"Hawke" Josh Said " Joshua Bucannon Hawke.
Josh turned to address harmony.
"So when can I go home" Josh asked.
"Well I'm sorry to say but you can't" Harmony said.
"why" asked josh.
"I just can't I'm soo sorry" Harmony replied.
"You can stay hear" Came a voice.
Josh and Harmony turn only to see Celestia.
"You saved equestria I hear by grant you citizenship and one million bits" Celestia said as the other pony's smiled.
"Thank you and if you ever need any help with anything i will help" Josh said as he bowed down.
"Now if you excuse me I need to go and take a shower" Josh said getting a laugh from the pony's.
Josh turned and left heading out to his car and drove back the the place he arrived hear in.
Two months later
Josh made his way to the train station. Ever since he came to live in equestria he decided to do what he always wanted to do. drive a steam locomotive. The loco Josh operated was a k-40 class. Josh loved this job it was a way to do something that gave him the same adrenaline flow as doing his old job. Josh took a photo out of his packet and placed it on the controls in the cab. the firepony looked over.
"That you and your wife" Coal shovel asked.
"Yes it is" Josh said as he looked at his pocket watch to check the time.
The pocket watch had the royal seal of his family. A phoenix with two spears crossing in its talons. Josh smiled as the guard whistle blow. Josh gave two toot of the whistle as he started to move the locomotive out of the yard with a load of timber bound of canterlot.
Harmony watched over as she stood on a cloud high up as a man walked over to her.
"So how is our son doing" asked the human.
"Good I'm glad he is out of the business' aren't you" Harmony said turning to look at an 65 year old man with grey black hear and two green eyes.
"yes I am" replied the human.
Author's Note
Is Josh the son of Harmony. Maybe find out in the next story.
Also a k-40 class locomotive is a fictional train. For me it is just a standard gauge version of a Denver and Rio grande western k-37.
